[football] this god

c-best and l10 still maintained the contact information of "unfamiliar netizens" in the future. No one mentioned that meeting, and no one mentioned team and personal issues again.

Their conversations became routine and trivial.

such as.

"I tried to buy some mate tea to drink, why do you like this? I think this is very ordinary."

"British yerba mate is not necessarily good. Next time you come to Barcelona or I go to Manchester, I can give you a pack."

"When are you coming to Manchester?"

"It depends. When are you coming to Barcelona?"

"It depends..."

Another example.

"I tried a small order of fish and chips today, didn't it feel bad?"

"That's because you haven't tried anything else."

"What's the meaning?"

"It means everything else is terrible. Fish and chips are famous because they're the only British food that isn't terrible. But you can try haggis, that's pretty good too."

"After you finished speaking, I tried it. I think I might block you."

"Ha ha."

"By the way, my nutritionist is limiting how often I eat barbecue. He says it's too oily."

"It deserves it."—But it's good, Cristiano is very happy that Messi is indeed a person who is good at learning from other people's affairs.

Cristiano carefully hid this secret, he did a good job, no one found this - Cristiano is not bad at keeping secrets, he is just good at keeping secrets that he really values ​​and is determined not to share.

But of course, this is also due to the fact that he has been busy with his birthday party for a while and has not had too much contact with Messi-one of the keys to keeping the secret is to prevent it from creating new dynamics.

Cristiano attached great importance to his first birthday at Manchester United. He invited his teammates and some familiar club staff, as well as his family and friends.

The whole birthday party was good, and it would have been perfect if his Mr. Nutritionist hadn't scraped all the cream off his birthday cake and left him with only a crust of bread.

Keane gave him a hardcover set of Manchester United history, copper plate coloring pages, limited edition - this can be said to be a very Keane, very Manchester United captain's birthday gift.

Cristiano even saw the signatures of the whole team and a message written by Keane on the homepage: brilliant Manchester United, our glory. ——Cristiano can't remember that he received such a gift in his "last life", and he can't say what kind of mood Keen decided to give him. But neither of these two things prevents him from understanding Keen's of this sentence.

Keane wants to say that Manchester United will always be above you and me, above personal pursuits, and above everything else.

Cristiano just said that he likes this gift very much.

Ruud sent a beautiful tie pin, Howard a bone china tea set, and Phil Neville a large box of the best Darjeeling tea - it looked like an arrangement with Howard.

No one sent any weird things, even Ferdinand and Ryan Giggs, who are usually the weirdest, gave very regular things - at first glance, they were plaid cashmere scarves and exquisite porcelain vases selected by their wife or girlfriend .

"Very good, Mr. Giggs, you must know that before this we were all worried that you would give Cristiano a large box of Durex, and then encourage him to become a real man." Laughing at Giggs, "But if the pattern on this vase is not a picture of a beautiful woman, I would almost think you have turned your back on yourself."

"Shut up, Leo, that's called Lady Picture, don't talk if you're uneducated, isn't that difficult?" Giggs defended his dignity without hesitation.

"It's a woman anyway." Ferdinand insisted, refusing to admit that he was really uneducated, "Admit it, Mr. Giggs, you are such a...you know what adjective I'm going to use."

"Hey! What are you talking about..." Giggs continued to retort, but everything changed when he caught sight of Keane out of the corner of his eye.

—he saw Keene give them both a cool look, and then neither of them spoke.

Keane nodded slightly in satisfaction, and then took out the gift that Jazz asked him to help bring over—"Sir thinks we won't really want to see him at Cristiano's house, so let me bring the things over gone."

He said so to Cristiano.

— "Did you not be polite and say that we actually welcome him?" Ferdinand interrupted here. "That's your fault, Roy, you should be more polite."

——"No, I just said: Yes Sir, you are right." Keane replied sternly, "But Leo, your idea is very dangerous, you actually want to deceive Sir."

Ferdinand shrank back to the corner and dared not speak.

——"And what if he believes your "gentleness" and really comes? ’ Keane then added.

——"Roy, you have learned badly." Howard pointed out objectively and sincerely, "You have never been like this before."

Cristiano was sitting on the carpet, shaking his feet with a smile and listening to their teasing, and at the same time began to unwrap Jazz's gift.

When Cristiano finished unpacking the last layer, everyone stopped talking.

After about a minute, Giggs first recovered his language ability.

"Did I read it wrong?" Giggs stared at the thing in Cristiano's hand and said, "No, to be precise, Roy, did you take it wrong?"

Keane looked at Cristiano, looked at the gift, shook his head and said dryly: "I'm not you, Mr. Giggs. I don't make such mistakes."

"But you must have committed a crime today." Ferdinand seemed to be questioning his life, "Why did Jazz send such a strange thing?"

"It's not weird," Keen said. "A sweater and a bag... I don't know what that is, but what's weird?"

"Of course it's strange, this thing is nothing at all..." Giggs looked at the bag in Cristiano's hand and didn't know what to say. "This thing doesn't look like a formal birthday present at all, it's just a brown paper bag. And the sealing is just ordinary scotch tape. Is there really anyone in this world who packs presents like this?"

Keane looks like he's going to roll his eyes, though he holds back, "How formal are you expecting it to be? Like a state gift to the Queen? And I don't see anything informal about a paper bag. It's... this It's about conserving resources, you know." - Keane trying to blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Howard did not participate in this meaningless discussion. He was just too curious about the paper bag, so he urged Cristiano to open it quickly.

Cristiano opened the sealed paper bag with three strokes.

Then they experienced a loss of speech again.

"Well, although when the Sir gave away the sweater knitted by his wife himself, I want to say that it is too partial-after all, I have never got this, Roy, don't deny it, and you certainly haven't." Fanny said dryly, "But who can tell me what this is? I thought England didn't have such crude black tea packaging?"

Cristiano sniffed it cautiously, held up the paper bag and looked at it again, trying to find some prompt words on it, but he obviously failed.

In the end, Ziggs, who has always been unreliable, quickly grabbed a card from the bottom of the entire birthday gift box, "...who knows this? Is this Spanish or French? Why can't Jazz write in English?"

Some people raised their hands to show that they knew each other.

""To Chris: Yerba mate tea from Argentina, share with you.From: well-known unknown. p.s. I sent it to the club because you didn't tell me your address and I think it will be near your birthday when it arrives, happy birthday. pps you know why the famous ones don't.I know you don't want people to know what their Portuguese boy did. ""

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, only Cristiano, who was secretly exposed, buried his face in the sweater knit by Mrs. Madam and dared not look up—he wanted to buy a plane ticket to Barcelona to kill the little man immediately, he was not joking.

"Hey! There are words on the back of the card!" Amidst the indescribable deposition of others, Ferdinand suddenly yelled as if he had discovered a new world.

"Oh, this is Sir's word—" I saw the staff during the security check on the package, and I picked it up for you.Cristiano, you should tell your girlfriend your address. ps Don't worry my dear, I will help you keep this little secret, no one else will know about it. pps I'm glad you dated a girl who would give you tea instead of other weird stuff.You've grown up, my little boy. ""

……

For about a minute no one spoke, they just looked at each other.

"Cristiano," Howard said awkwardly, "you're not going to tell Sir we already know you've got a girlfriend? - as long as you don't, we'll pretend there's no such thing and then... you know, This is still a little secret between you and Jazz."

"First, he is a man. Second, he is my netizen..." Cristiano tried to explain weakly.

But this time even Scholes, who had been persuaded by the argument before, would not believe him.

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【Zidane's barbecue rack】【Bless Milan】【Blindly written】

Real Madrid coach Zinedine Zidane transfers...

No.

Job-hopping Milan.

This is arguably the biggest news of the summer -- so far.

Various newspapers have speculated that this is because Zidane is finally going to be the spokesperson for a certain suit brand.

Although their pants are easy to crack and easy to expose their thighs in the Champions League.

But when Zidane announced his four most important signings of the summer, the world fell silent.

C Luo.

Messi.

BBQ rack and a big bottle of cumin.

When the manufacturer heard that the orderer was Zidane, he was very pleasantly surprised and generously presented a large number of barbecue skewers made of red willow from the mysterious East and a mysterious big cattail fan.

After the last training session before the start of the Italian domestic season, Zidane asked his assistant to ask everyone about their meat preferences, and then the meeting broke up.

"What about the tactics? Xia Tian only needs to improve his physical fitness."

Some people questioned this.

Zidane touched his bald head and revealed a mysterious smile.

"The former giants are now reduced to eight defenders"-on the second day when the starting list came out, the world ridiculed Zidane.

Zidane touched his bald head, thinking a bunch of fools.

Zidane set up a barbecue grill on the sidelines and fanned a small fire with a big cattail fan. Chicken legs, chicken gizzards, chicken hearts, lamb ribs, and kidneys were skewered on red willow skewers.

A large case of beer was brought to the bench, and some good people bought a small refrigerator to store wine.

Eating and drinking off the field, the eight guards on the field glanced from time to time.

"Whoever performs well will come down to eat the skewers, and those who perform poorly will stay on top, and the leftovers will be eaten after the game."

——Said Zidane's pre-match mobilization.

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Later, the eight defenders realized that their good performance was useless. After all, the head coach and the bench waved the skewers in their hands to pay tribute to the two forwards, and the rest of the time they just ate and drank.

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Official Milan: The winter transfer introduces two mahjong tables and two decks of cards.

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Goalkeeper: What about me?