[football] this god

Cristiano was sad about Real Madrid's flatness in the first round of the quarter-finals. In order to ease his emotions, Leo deliberately let Aguero act as a seasoning agent for a boring life.

——Leo deliberately found the video of the match between Barcelona and Atletico Madrid on Valentine's Day to decompress Cristiano and hope that Aguero's tragic story can replace the pale human language, which comforted Cristiano.

Cristiano was not comforted at all. Instead, instead of Mr. Aguero, he deeply condemned Leo's cold-bloodedness.

"He is your brother! You don't sympathize with him, and you laugh at him! You know that Mr. Maradona warned him that if Atletico Madrid can't beat Barcelona by three goals, he will not recognize Aguero as his son-in-law. But you not only prevented them from beating Barcelona, ​​but you even beat them by three goals!" Cristiano accused Leo and questioned Leo in grief, and for a moment, he almost thought that he and Aguero were the only ones. A brother who sleeps under a quilt in the national team.

Leo silently accepted the unreasonable accusation, "Then you should be sad and jump off the building."

Leo said so.

Cristiano was speechless, and finally could only watch the documentary "Aguero's Miserable Nine and 10 Minutes" in grief and indignation.

——In fact, Aguero had secretly found Leo before this game, coyly hinting at his miserable situation, and hoped that Leo could understand him, sympathize with him, and not embarrass him.

Although Aguero also knows that Barcelona is now at a critical moment in the championship, even if he knelt down and begged Leo, Leo would not be able to release water for their previous friendship-that is immoral and unprofessional.

But Mr. Aguero is really desperate, he can only try all tricks.

And it turns out that Leo is definitely not a good friend.

At the beginning of the game, Barcelona firmly occupied the initiative on the field-everyone sympathized with Mr. Aguero's experience. After all, it was heartbreaking to be blatantly dissed as a waste in front of the media by his future father-in-law, but everyone If you want to make money to eat, no one will play tricks on the court and ruin their jobs just because of sympathy.

The Atletico Madrid defender first made a mistake in this game.

When Ibrahimovic broke through the middle and came to the penalty area, Leo and Iniesta stepped in from both sides-at this time the Atletico Madrid defender had an obvious foul charge against Iniesta who had just entered the penalty area, but because Ibrahimovic Nesta did not directly participate in the attack, the referee just gave a free kick in the penalty area.

Of course, countless examples in ancient and modern China and abroad have proved that free kicks in the penalty area are the most prone to accidents among all kinds of free kicks-and today is no exception.

Leo took the free kick in the penalty area.

The ball went over the top of the wall and scored directly, 1:0. Only 1 minutes into the game, Barcelona took the lead.

Mr Aguero looked earth-colored.

However, in the next 20 minutes or so, Atletico Madrid effectively restricted Barcelona outside the penalty area and did not allow Barcelona to repeatedly act wild in the penalty area at the Calderon Stadium-Cristiano suspected that Atletico Madrid was also caught by the penalty area. Mr Aguero's tragic story inspired.

But after all, there is a difference in the strength of the two sides, and a moment of chicken blood cannot save the entire game.

In the 305th minute of the game, Aguero made a mistake in cooperation with forward teammate Forlan in the backcourt of Barcelona. Puyol made a steal and hit the end. Pass the ball directly to Leo on the side of the front court without adjustment-Leo then crosses to find Ibrahimovic.

Ibrahimovic got a single chance directly in the frontcourt.

It's a pity that the line referee raised the flag to signal offside at this time-although Leo thought that Ibrahimovic was not, but he was behind Ibrahimovic at the time, if it was really offside by a slight margin, it was obviously difficult for him to judge.

The ball returned to Atletico Madrid.

Atletico Madrid's ball directly hit the midfielder, and the midfielder didn't stop after getting the ball, and handed it directly to Aguero's feet--Cristiano suspected that, intentionally or unintentionally, the Atletico Madrid players were more or less fulfilled. Quiro means.

After all, your prospective father-in-law is sitting next to the chairman, waiting to find your fault, and continue to openly diss you, it is really a thing worthy of sympathy.

Although it is also very funny, the point is to be sympathetic.

But Aguero explained that the mud cannot support the wall-Barcelona wanted to create an offside, but Aguero reacted alertly at the beginning and succeeded in anti-offside.Aguero got the ball smoothly and came to the penalty area. Although his forward teammates had already followed up, considering that this was basically a single-handed opportunity, no one really thought it was necessary for Aguero to divide the ball. to teammates.

This is not a question of Kong Rong giving up pears, it is a question of IQ.

But, again, Cristiano thinks that Aguero's mud can't support the wall-Aguero doesn't know if he is suddenly worried that he won't score a single goal and will be laughed at by his father-in-law or something, he actually scored the ball in the penalty area Handed over to his teammates.

The Atletico striker was stunned and completely unprepared to shoot.

But at this time Valdes was also taken aback. He hurriedly changed direction and attacked again - the Atletico Madrid striker hurriedly shot, but in the panic the ball went directly into Valdez's arms.

At this time, the game just came to No. 40 minutes.

Valdes breathed a sigh of relief—"This is not a problem of shared awareness, it's a problem of IQ." Cristiano analyzed this problem to Leo rationally, neutrally and objectively.

Leo laughed out loud, regardless of the friendship of the national team sleeping under a quilt.

Before half-time, Barcelona got another chance to attack - Barcelona didn't waste it this time.

After taking the ball, Pique gave the ball to Harvey in the middle, and Harvey took the ball forward, until the defender of Atletico Madrid approached, and then knocked it to Keita on the side - Keita attacked along the side Going forward in the direction, and finally handed the ball behind Iniesta when Iniesta was about to reach the penalty area line.

After taking the ball, Iniesta was expelled by the Atletico Madrid defender and was forced to come to the bottom line and wait for an opportunity to pass back to the penalty area.

But the Atletico defenders have experience with this and they continued to press but Iniesta's ball control was clearly good enough and the Atletico defenders couldn't force Iniesta out of bounds in the end and they had to break the ball out of the baseline themselves .

Iniesta returned the ball from the baseline, and Ibrahimovic went up to meet it-Atletico Madrid's defensive attention was attracted by Ibrahimovic.At this time, Iniesta made an unclear gesture at Ibrahimovic, and then suddenly raised a high ball on the spot. Ibrahimovic was stunned for a moment-he was a little unsure what the routine was, but he guessed that Ibrahimovic immediately Star's gesture is to let him jump up and rub the header.

Ibrahimovic is confused and doesn't know what is behind him-he is surrounded by Atletico Madrid players, and he can't observe too clearly.

But since Iniesta made such a request, Ibrahimovic still dubiously complied - Ibrahimovic is not an obedient person, but he is not stupid. A righteous person like Nesta sings the opposite.

Ibrahimovic took off and rubbed after heading the ball.

Out of nowhere, Leo popped up behind Ibrahimovic's side, jumped up to stop the ball in his chest, dumped it under his feet - then twisted his body and pushed straight to the goal.

Game No. 406 minutes, 2 minutes before stoppage time, Rio expanded the score for Barcelona and the score came to 2:0-Iniesta finally breathed a sigh of relief, he was actually not sure what Rio designated at the beginning Whether this routine can be successful, but now it seems that he believes that Leo is right.

Aguero looked downcast.

——"Leo played a very imaginative combination, and when his striker didn't even know where he was, he judged the ball clearly enough, the height of the jump and the position were very good. Excellent, this is much better than Atletico Madrid's third-level disabled striker Aguero." Mr. Maradona said after the game.

The chairman of Atletico Madrid stood aside with an embarrassed expression.

"But of course, Iniesta's serve is also very good - not everyone can put a high ball over the head of a teammate in that situation. His judgment of the height of the ball and where it lands is perfect. -Of course, of course, the young man with the head kick is also good, he completed his task very well. He is also much better than some of the Atletico waste, IMHO."

——The second half of the game went smoothly.

In the second minute of the game, Atletico Madrid's midfielder was intercepted again by Harvey. Harvey did not make any extra fancy moves, and directly passed it to Rio.

Rio shot from the edge of the box.

3:0, Barcelona basically confirmed the victory - at this time the camera was shown to Maradona, and Cristiano could see Maradona curled his lips in disdain.

Aguero stood on the field, looking pale.

——"Please summarize Aguero's performance today in one sentence."

After the game, a mentally ill reporter finally said to Maradona.

Maradona snorted, "Do you still need to evaluate? That's a piece of trash—it's unbelievable that my daughter would waste such good children as Leo and Ronaldo in front of her eyes, and like such a piece of trash."

——Although your daughter doesn't like Leo and Ronaldo, they like each other, so it's not a waste of such two good children.

Sure enough, Cristiano felt much happier. He finally clearly realized that the true meaning of life lies in being miserable, and seeing Aguero worse than himself-he decided to turn around and score a few more goals on Atletico Madrid.