[football] this god

Although Leo couldn't piece together the whole picture of the Casey incident in the end, he at least had a general understanding of the internal structure of the Real Madrid dressing room-again, Leo doesn't like to bother about personnel, but that doesn't mean he's not good at it. Subtle structures in perceiving people.

However, Leo also admitted that this matter was quite troublesome, so he was very considerate and did not tell Ronaldo the news of the matter, because he had no good ideas for reference, so it may be the biggest thing not to mention it. s help.

Cristiano himself has no advanced solution to this, so he chose the most common method in the world-evasion.

Shameful to avoid but damn useful, you know.

I don’t know whether it was the escape itself that played 200% of its effect this time, or Cassie’s intentional cooperation had a good impact, but everyone remained calm in the following days—until mid-September, Barcelona won the first place in the Champions League group stage. The first round met Milan led by Mourinho.

"A very boring game, I swear, the game with the lowest ratings in the entire first round - I bet one hundred euros." Cristiano said to Leo in a magic stick tone before the game.

Leo thought that this was a routine mocking of Barcelona by Real Madrid players, so he immediately countered, "You think too much, the match between Real Madrid and Zurich is the only ghost to watch."

Cristiano satirized Leo, "You really don't understand farts. In short, there must be no fools wasting time and money to watch Barcelona and Milan."

Leo snorted at the time, and without hesitation raised the bet to a thousand euros-he wanted Ronaldo to go bankrupt and become poor enough to be a pair of pants.

But just 5 minutes into the game against Milan, Leo regretted it. He worried that he might be the one who lost everything in the end.

A thousand words said in one sentence, Leo hates Mourinho and his stupid defensive tactics.

No Barcelona player can understand why there is such a boring, purely defensive tactic in the world - as soon as they get the ball, several opposing players can jump on them.

Is it illogical?Don't you guys do anything but defend?Are you not a strong team?Why don't you give priority to getting the ball into the goal, but give priority to thinking about how to piss off the opponent?Does this really make sense?

Give an example to illustrate the insanity here.

In the 13th minute of the game, Harvey finally got the ball in the midfield, but before he even had time to play the ball to Leo, three Inter Milan players rushed up and surrounded him - Harvey managed to get through the cracks The ball was passed to Leo, but Leo was knocked crooked by a thick Inter Milan defender rushing over from not far away.

Leo has always been a person with a very strong ability to correct mistakes. He stabilized his body at the first time, leaned on the opponent's defender, and then regained control of the ball under his feet-under normal circumstances, after this step, Leo You can get the ball out.

But Inter Milan is no other team.

In an instant, two Inter defenders moved over to surround Leo, and Leo couldn't even get the space to change the ball from his left foot to his right foot - Leo was a little angry with himself, and he stretched out his hand to try to block the Inter defender to leave himself. Create a space, but the Inter Milan defender seems to have been prepared for this, and their cooperation is very reasonable. Two of them stuck to Leo's side to interfere, making it impossible for Leo to have both hands free, and the third one was forced. In front of Leo, grab the ball at his feet.

Leo got a little annoyed.

But Leo was a little overwhelmed -- which made him even more angry, and he's rarely overwhelmed on the pitch.

But anger is obviously of no benefit to him. When he was angry, he was robbed of the ball by Inter Milan's No.3 defender.

Rio rushed to save his mistake, but Inter's defenders began to move the ball quickly - the ball is always faster than the man, it is a universal truth, and this time was no exception.

Barcelona lost the ball, but Inter Milan failed to pose a threat - Inter Milan and Barcelona just started a boring and hopeless tug-of-war with Barcelona in the midfield.

Inter Milan's players seem to be able to do nothing and just play a tug-of-war with Barcelona.If it is said that Real Madrid has no defenders, then Inter Milan dare to say that they do not need forwards-don't be humble, you have this image.

Puyol was the first to go into a rage-he was obviously the most injured in this tug-of-war, after all, he may not have seen such a boring team and such a deranged defense in his limited football career.

Puyol pushes down an Inter defender.

The referee ran to the scene of the incident with an expression of "I knew it was going to happen" and gave Puyol a yellow card-although in all fairness, the referee also felt that Inter Milan's style of play was annoying. Sooner or later, he will be beaten violently, but the rules are the rules. No matter how sympathetic the referee is to Barcelona, ​​he can't turn a blind eye to such an obvious foul by Puyol.

Although... well, he does sympathize with Barça.

Puyol was still angry, and he seemed to be planning to yell at Inter Milan for this style of play, but Guardiola's loud yelling still made him shut up-he obviously understood that if he really yelled at the street, he was very likely to be punished. Another yellow card was shown and he was asked to roll off the pitch.

Puyol was irritable, but not out of his wits.

And to be honest, the more irritating thing is obviously yet to come-because every second is angry, so everyone in Barcelona thinks that the more angry thing is the next second.

In the 301st minute of the game, after several meaningless long-range shots, Barcelona finally made a breakthrough in the frontcourt that cannot be ignored-Leo dribbled the ball and finally broke through the Inter Milan defender and came to the penalty area. At this time There are already a lot of people in the penalty area, and Leo obviously realized that he has no future if he is born suddenly, so Leo chose to pass the ball back to Harvey, who was inserted in the middle.

——Mourinho said that Mr. Messi is really not the eccentric maniac that some people imagine, who can only excel. Mr. Messi is really born to know what to do when he is on the court.

Speaking of this, he has to remind everyone by the way that he must get the ownership of Ronaldo, otherwise he thinks it will be difficult for him to achieve a real and greater victory in killing Barcelona-after all, Barcelona has Mei West.

Harvey did not dare to hesitate after receiving the pass, and immediately handed the ball to Henry on the wing-Guardiola did not use Bojan this time, obviously he still thinks that Bojan needs to be investigated and is not enough for the Champions League Show your face.

Henry originally wanted to hand it over to Ibrahimovic in the middle - Ibrahimovic just arrived in Barcelona this summer, and Henry thought for a moment that he had just left Mourinho's reign of terror, so maybe he knew better how to crack this situation. An annoying defense.

But all of Henry's luck was shattered when he saw the terrible wall in front of Ibrahimovic - he gave up all unnecessary extravagant hopes, went back to the wing, and kept up with Keita on the midfield wing The first time the ball was pushed back to him.

At this point the ball returned heartbreakingly near midfield.

Keita hit Yaya Toure again - Yaya Toure made a contribution at this time.

Yaya Toure noticed Leo who was asking for the ball in front of him, and sent the ball precisely in front of Leo - Leo was relieved, he felt that there would be no problem with the ball.And his intuition turned out to be accurate this time. He really successfully dribbled the ball into the penalty area with his own speed and Yaya Toure's precise pass.

At this time, Ibrahimovic plugged in from behind.

Rio didn't wait at all, and immediately hit the ball in front of Ibrahimovic-Ibrahimovic didn't need to adjust, and he could shoot the goal immediately.And as a good enough shooter, Ibrahimovic did not make any adjustments, and immediately hit the goal.

But not every shot means a goal, and the ball was eventually blocked by the goalkeeper.

Neither side had any impressive chances in the first half, and Barcelona hoped the situation would improve in the second half - they expected that Inter Milan would not be able to maintain this intensity of defense, after all, no one in the human imagination can endure the whole game. Doing such a boring thing every day, without any distraction.

But when the second half actually started, everyone realized their hopes had been dashed.

After a strange shot from Inter Milan that missed the goal by a kilometer was fruitless, Barcelona seized the opportunity to counterattack-the ball hit the frontcourt directly, and Ibrahimovic took the ball and dribbled forward himself.

Leo didn't quite agree with this, he signaled to Zlatan Ibrahimovic for the ball from the wing - if Barcelona must have someone to carry the ball forward, it should be him who holds the ball most steadily, and, besides, he is in a good position now , There is a position in front of him that is unguarded. He can take this opportunity to dribble the ball to the penalty area and distribute the ball to others.

This will undoubtedly have a higher success rate.

But Ibrahimovic didn't notice Leo. Ibrahimovic only saw Henry who had inserted into the wing of the penalty area in front of him-Ibrahimovic gave the ball to Henry, and Henry dribbled the ball directly into the penalty area.

Henry shoots in front of goal.

The Inter Milan defender blocked the ball with his body-the ball fell outside the penalty area and was kicked by the Inter Milan midfielder who succeeded in grabbing the spot in the first place, and once again started a long midfield battle.

Guardiola stood on the sidelines and glanced at Mourinho, who was quite satisfied with what happened in front of him, and cursed in his heart: he is worthless, he will only lead the relegation team, and the [-]th grade who can do nothing but drive the bus League stinky ball basket.

Pooh!