[football] this god

Leo isn't very expressive, but he's not antisocial, so even if he's not really sure why Harvey kissed him, at least it's fun to be praised and kissed - if Harvey can kiss him next time Wiping your mouth and then forcing a kiss would be even better.

But in any case, despite the slight unsatisfactory place, Leo still attributed the incident to Cristiano, and briefly praised Cristiano for his insignificant contribution the next day.

"Although you didn't do anything"? After hearing this kind of praise, Cristiano really fought back, "If it weren't for me, would you have come up with such a good idea yourself?" "

Leo thought about it seriously, "So you need me to go to the newspaper and claim your outstanding contribution in this matter? If you want, of course I have no problem-but I guess at that time Raul didn't Will say that you are "the only best player in the world" in his eyes.Do you say that the law in Madrid prohibits the captain of Real Madrid from burying a traitor alive? "

Cristiano scratched his chin, and suddenly realized that he seemed to be secretly beneficiating the enemy to some extent——Cristiano felt wronged, and quickly changed the subject, "Uh, so since you won the away game against Bilbao 2-0 , then...uh, will you play in the next game?"

A very redundant question, Leo worried about Ronaldo's IQ.

"Do you have any more stupid questions to ask? Let's ask together so I don't have to keep updating your IQ rating," Leo said dryly.

Cristiano scratched his chin—well, this question is not necessary, after all, Messi is not injured, and the next game is to determine whether he can win the championship at home. Guardiola really has no reason not to let Messi play.

"I saw that "World Sports Daily" said that Florentino wanted Kaka to be the last [1] of the entering team?" Leo felt that Cristiano knew his mistake, so he made a big change. topic.

"You should know that this is impossible, right? To be honest, I think the reports of "World Sports Daily" are all farts-but this fart is very stinky." Cristiano made a very crude metaphor.

Leo wrinkled his nose, obviously imaginative when he shouldn't be.

"And to be honest, it's impossible even if you think about it. You just said that Raul just said that I was "the only best player in the world" in his eyes-if Florentino really let someone else do the ball Team leader, would Raul still say that as the captain of Real Madrid?Of course not. Cristiano shrugged, "But having said that, there seem to be a lot of people who believe this statement. I heard Guti whispering to Raul that day. "

"You overheard your captains?" Leo seemed to despise Cristiano morally.

Cristiano didn't take it seriously, "Hey! Didn't you hear other people talking in the locker room? Although it's embarrassing, you don't necessarily want to know, but you know, the locker room is not a confessional room, nothing happens in the locker room Being able to keep it a secret—and when you decided to speak in the locker room, you didn't think it was a thing worth keeping secret at all, did you?"

Leo was noncommittal, "What happened next?"

——"Mr. Chairman really said that Kaka should be at the end of the line?" Guti probably didn't feel that this was a matter that needed to be kept secret, so he didn't even check whether there were other people in the bathroom, so he directly Asked Raul who was washing his hands.

Cristiano was too embarrassed to even flush the water in the cubicle.

"Who did you listen to?" Raul sounded strange.

"The newspapers in Catalonia, but many media outlets reprinted it," Guti said. "So that's it?"

Raul probably thinks that his teammate needs a Snickers bar for his IQ, "Of course not, I've never heard of such a thing - of course Cristiano is the only possible top card for Real Madrid, does this still need to be discussed? "

Guti sounded worried, "But you can't deny that Mr. Florentino has done a lot of strange things."

"Strange, but not stupid." Raul sighed, "Do you know how many pieces of Cristiano's jerseys were sold on the first day they were put on the shelves? You know small peripherals such as thermos cups and key chains printed with his jerseys How many pieces were sold? The first-day sales of all, all products related to Ronaldo’s name exceeded the first-day sales of any player’s peripheral products in the history of Real Madrid-who would do it if he was not the top brand? Not to mention, he was in the competition There is also unrivaled value in the world.”

"It sounds like you decided that he must be the top card." Guti muttered.

Raul's tone didn't sound very good, "I think so? Who doesn't think so? He will defend the world's No. at last?"

"Well, I'm just worried that you have a difference of opinion with Mr. President," Guti said. "It's best if you don't—you're right, no one should have another opinion on this matter. It's rare, Cristia. A young man like Nuo can actually leave a good impression on everyone on the first day of his arrival—Beckham hasn’t done it, right?”

Cristiano sat on the toilet bored and started playing Match [-] - he got a new smart phone, and only when he got the smart phone did he feel that he had finally returned from the ignorant and closed primitive society to the happy and happy modern civilization.

At least Xiaoxiaole is much more fun than Snake.

"I don't remember, is there anyone who doesn't like Beckham very much?" Raul's tone was a bit cold - Cristiano only remembered that Raul and Beckham were not close, but from Raul's tone, it seemed "no Even close” overestimated the relationship between them.

Guti sighed, "Okay, I said the wrong thing. But anyway... I'm glad you like Cristiano - it's a good thing for everyone."

Raul didn't speak for a while.

"Hey, are you angry?" Guti seemed a little unsure by Raul's silence.

After 1 minute, when Cristiano felt that his ass was going to sit numb and was about to fall into the toilet, Raul spoke, "He is different from Beckham, well, this matter ends here. That's it, stop asking questions - by the way, next time don't discuss this within the confines of the locker room, I don't want people to hear."

Cristiano, who had already given up on himself and was about to flush the water and walked out, was so scared that he withdrew his hand that was already close to the flush button—thanks to Madrid for not popularizing induction flush toilets at this time—gently He sat back on the toilet and waited until the footsteps of Raul and Guti disappeared before he dared to stand up.

——"I don't seem to have asked you about the second half of the story." After listening, Leo commented slowly, "Mr. Traitor, do you have anything else to defend yourself?"

"I just want to know why Raul said that I'm different from Beckham - and isn't it a secret that Raul and Beckham are very close? Is it known to passers-by?" Cristiano argued, "I just don't Know why they don't like each other."

Leo recalled, "I was still in the youth academy at that time-probably Gerrard told me... Maybe he was telling Cesc, but I happened to be sitting there too."

"Okay, so what's the text?" Cristiano interrupted the meaningless background introduction.

Leo raised his eyebrows, "I thought you were asking me now."

"Please..." Cristiano endured the humiliation.

"Gerrard said that Raul didn't seem to like Beckham's... style," Leo said. "What's Beckham's style? His position is different from yours. How similar can his playing style be? Of course you are different from Beckham, apart from the number seven from Manchester United, you have nothing in common, right?"

"Do you have a ball in your mind besides the ball?" "Style", this style here obviously does not refer to the style of playing football.I guess Pique wants to say that Raul is like the Jazz and doesn't like Beckham's "off-court style" such as the intensity of commercial development. "Cristiano couldn't help complaining, "A gossip king like Pique can be friends with you...it's really unimaginable. To be friends, you must have at least one common topic, right?Is Pique with you?Oh my god, do you have his sex|love tape?Did you blackmail him? "

Leo was not angry, "I didn't ask Gerrard, but you said that we both seem to have nothing in common—in any case, Raul really doesn't like Beckham very much, and this matter should be true for many people I've heard of them all. But there are very few people like Raul, right? Isn't he very bad-tempered and very... hateful?"

Cristiano smiled politely, "Listen to what Puyol said..."

Leo thought for a while, "Everyone says so."

"Well, this is very Barcelona..." Cristiano said reluctantly, "Raul may indeed not be the kind of person who is particularly nice, but it is far from the point of being "very annoying"-uh...forget it, whatever. What do you think, anyway, it is not realistic to expect people from Barcelona to like Raul. "

Leo shrugged. "Okay, I'm going out later—club dinner or something. One last question for you."

"uh-huh."

"So your butt didn't fall into the toilet in the end?" Leo asked seriously.

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