[football] this god

"Is that photo overly retouched?" Cristiano was worried, and he didn't forget to ask Leo "afterwards".

Leo yawned. "What? Which photo?"

Cristiano turned over and took his mobile phone from the bedside table to find a still photo, and then he stuffed the mobile phone under Leo's nose - Leo glanced at it, obviously still didn't remember, he frowned, " Show me the promotional photos of you and others right after bed. When did you develop such a "special" hobby? "

Cristiano was very aggrieved, "You said that this picture of mine seems to have been overly retouched-I just asked you to reconfirm."

Only then did Leo remember this, and he glanced at it perfunctorily, "It's okay, almost, let's go to sleep."

Cristiano curled his lips, "This is a big deal, why can't you be more serious?" Leo sighed, took the phone and pretended to examine it carefully, "Well, I've confirmed it, this made you smaller... ...Is that all right?"

Although he knew that his words were insincere, Cristiano was still very happy—there are some lies in this world, which obviously sound false, but the listeners still feel very happy.

Cristiano tucked Leo graciously. Leo glanced at him, said nothing, yawned and fell asleep.

Cristiano and Leo stayed in Ibiza for almost half a month, then in order to prevent any unnecessary suspicion, Leo returned to Barcelona early, and Cristiano went to the United States for another five days before returning to Madrid to check his passport. Whether the new house is decorated and furnished.

——"Going to the United States?" Leo was a little confused when he heard about Cristiano's travel plan, "So far? From the United States to Madrid? The flight is so long, won't it be troublesome?"

"Well, it's about the kids in America," Cristiano said. "I have to go there, and I have an appointment for... surgery."

"Okay," Leo said.

"Have you thought about children, like you're planning to have one?" Cristiano asked.

"Let's talk about it, I'm not so...so loving now." Leo replied without thinking, "But just in case, you can keep the business card of the clinic you made an appointment with."——That's right It's not that Leo really thinks he will want a child, but he thinks that Cristiano is very enthusiastic, and it seems that he shouldn't dampen the enthusiasm and kindness of the other party too much.

Cristiano readily agreed.

——Back to Madrid, after the first training session after the start of summer training, Real Madrid players held a routine pre-season dinner, and Cristiano became the focus of attention.

At the beginning of the dinner, Raul and Guti first welcomed Cristiano and publicly praised Cristiano's performance at the joining ceremony.

After such a routine is over, the conversation becomes routine and casual.

"Is everything okay in Madrid? Are you getting used to life?" Raul took the initiative to express his concern for his new teammates.

"Except for the fact that my newly bought sofa was knocked during the moving process yesterday, everything is fine." Cristiano said with a smile - social norms, human social activities are usually full of misery, there is no such thing as misery Eighty-nine out of ten conversations with Tucao will not thrive, "every time you move, a little accident happens."

Cristiano's words really resonated with the audience.

"The box of the tea bags I bought when I moved was squished." Cristiano's "later" good friend, Mr. Marcelo, an important member of Real Madrid's great back line that is always rounded, responded immediately Cristiano complained, "There is still a bag of unopened sugar cubes that was crushed."

"My newly bought picture frame was knocked down, and I lost my mobile phone charger." Mr. Higuain, Mr. Messi's fellow, said sullenly.

His striker partner, Mr. Benzema, followed up and complained, "I lost my favorite pair of headphones."

"My girlfriend's liquid foundation was smashed, and a container of liquid foundation was spilled and broke the special lamp on her dressing table." Pepe made a kind of concluding statement-after all, it sounds like no one can. Beyond the.

Marcelo froze for a moment, then stammered, "It's... I mean, man, this is really bad - but, but why would your girlfriend stuff the liquid foundation in the box? They usually don't Did they take it all by themselves? So... well, I guess it was her mistake, and she has no reason to blame you, right?"

Pepe looked at a cherry floating in the glass sullenly, and said in a muffled voice: "No, I actually helped her put away the things on the dresser directly on the morning of the move when she was changing clothes. ——I don't understand women, although I did make my own claims, but after all, I meant well, didn't I? And I didn't break things. Why is she yelling at me?"

All the "passers-by" at the table gave Pepe a look of sympathy and gloating.

"Women don't need help, and men's so-called help is damned-unless they ask for it, but... if you wait until they ask for it, you are still damned." Cristiano concluded.

Led by Ramos, there was applause at the long table.

Cristiano thanked everyone for their recognition.

Guti looked at this harmonious scene happily, but for some reason, he seemed to feel that something was missing—but he couldn't think of what was missing for a moment.

At this time, the person who showed more than ordinary people's sensitivity was Cassie.

"Ricciardo," Cassie asked Kaka, who also joined Real Madrid this summer, "Are you used to it in Madrid? Madrid is different from Milan and your life in Brazil, right?"

Kaka was just watching from the sidelines, and he was stunned when he was suddenly called by Cassie, but he knew in a second that Cassie had good intentions and wanted to bring him into this topic——Cristiano, one of the two superstars this summer He has already demonstrated his ability to blend in. If he remains silent, he will appear cold and out of place.

"Well, Madrid is indeed different from Milan, but I've adapted well," Kaka seemed a little cautious, after all, he didn't have a draft before speaking—he didn't want the first group activity to make people feel that he was not good enough. Good at socializing, so he has to choose his words carefully, "Madrid and Milan have similar weather, I think it's quite kind."

Cassie was unfamiliar with Milan, and he didn't know how to answer, so he poked Ramos, who had already begun to skillfully exchange purple cabbage and lettuce in the salad with Cristiano, hoping that Ramos would echo Kaka.

Ramos held up a fork with purple cabbage stuck in it, and gave Cassie a blank look—he obviously didn't hear what Cassie was saying.

Cristiano used his unused knife to poke the purple cabbage from Ramos' fork into the salad bowl he held in mid-air, and helped Ramos out by the way, "My former... my sister's favorite city It’s Milan and Paris—the fashion capitals and whatnot, and the shopping experience is absolutely top-notch.”

Cristiano originally wanted to say that his ex-girlfriend Elena liked these two cities the most, but in the end he dumped the blame on his sister Katia. After all, the ex-girlfriend's statement may cause unnecessary gossip trouble.

"But the last time I went to Milan, it seemed that I played the Champions League with Milan? I remember? Probably?" Cristiano was not very sure.

"Oh yes, you and Ricciardo have faced each other in the Champions League and met at the awards ceremony?" Ramos quickly joined the conversation in case Cassie poked him again, "You two should have known each other for a long time right?"

Of course, Cristiano knew Kaka "early", but at the "current stage" he is not very familiar with him-and Kaka, who is really unfamiliar with Cristiano, looked at Cristiano hesitantly, It seems that they are debating how to describe their "knowledge, but unfamiliar" relationship.But Cristiano didn't care at all. He didn't seem to feel that the scale of this question was difficult to grasp. "I talked at the awards ceremony. I regretted that I forgot to ask for Ricardo's phone number. Speaking of which, we Did we talk about offense or something?"

It was already a few years ago, neither of the two sides can remember it anymore, Cristiano was obviously just looking for a topic to talk about-and this is a team dinner after all, and we can’t just talk about the weather all the time. kind of thing.

Kaka was going to talk about this next topic, but he didn't expect Ramos to get excited when he mentioned offense.

"Attack? This is what Sese is best at!" - Kaka looked sideways at this self-proclaimed method, but Ramos was immersed in his own joy and didn't pay attention at all, "Cristiano, don't worry, if the attack on Real Madrid If you want to know anything, I will tell you, you can feel free to ask me - ah, Ricciardo, you too. You know, the soul of Real Madrid is offense. The important thing is to think about how to get the ball in the opponent's goal - nothing else."

Mr. Ramos considers himself very helpful, warm and generous, and deserves encouragement.

Cristiano looked at Ramos sympathetically, shook his head, and then said to Cassie, who sat on the side with obvious new hatred and old hatred, recalling countless moments of being tricked by Ramos: "Icar, I can only Said... homicide is against the law."