[football] this god

"The last time you told me how much was that little Portuguese boy?"

The huge cheers in the stadium and the sound of the fans jumping make people feel for a moment that they are drowning in some kind of wave.

In this huge world, under the vast sky and on the vast land, individual individuals who were originally small and insignificant seemed to be connected at this moment.They incarnated tens of millions, and at that moment, they suddenly expanded from a tiny individual to infinity, filling the universe.

That kind of fanaticism makes people forget the vulgar life, just immersed in the light and greatness.

They don't know exactly what they're witnessing, they just have a vague intuition - but that intuition alone is enough to be addicting.

But at this time, Mr. Guardian's reporter seemed to stay out of the matter, just watching this crazy world with cold eyes.He squatted behind the goal with a candy cane in his mouth while photographing the celebrating players, and casually asked the familiar Manchester United staff around him like this.

"Five million pounds..." The staff member seemed to suspect that his old friend was mentally retarded, "You wrote that report, have you forgotten?"

"No, I just want to express my attitude." The reporter bit the candy and looked at the photos that were taken in a hurry just now, and said vaguely, "You bastards are robbery. Give me [-] million yuan for such cheap curly hair Pack five, you don’t have to look for more, it’s a tip.”

The staff looked at their old friend angrily, "First, did you swear at Manchester United's sacred home just now? Second, you also strongly criticized Manchester United for being deceived, extremely ignorant, and flowery in that report. Money has no plans."

Mr. Reporter glanced at the staff of the club, "Please, if you had told me earlier that he could send assists and score a goal in the Champions League for the first time, of course I wouldn't have said that—not only would I not have said that, but I would have said that. Will put a quid out of his pocket with a sycophantic grin to sponsor Manchester United to buy him."

The staff showed a disgusted expression, "You are too shameless, Manchester United will be stained by your one pound."

Mr. Reporter grinned loudly—considering that his candy cane fell to the ground and defiled the sacred and inviolable Manchester United home field, he was indeed very retarded this time.

"Before I arrived in Manchester to watch the Champions League group game between Manchester United and Panathinaikos at home, I thought this trip to Manchester was meaningless. I only like games with suspense There is no interest in bloody massacres with suspense."

"But Ronaldo changed my attitude."

"A goal and an assist - although I have to admit that Van Nistelrooy's push after receiving the pass from Ronaldo was also very beautiful, but I still regard Ronaldo as the best player in the game."

"It's not because he is the only one, so I give him special treatment - he stands on this field, which means that he is equal to everyone, no opponent will give him special treatment because he is a little boy, and there is no visiting team. Fans and any media will ignore his mistake because of it."

"Actually, we're only going to be looking at Sir Alex Ferguson's beloved curly hair more harshly."

"He proved himself with numbers."

"He's a young guy who knows how to pass the ball, he seems to be experienced and he knows his teammates well enough to know how to play for them, but at the same time, he also knows how to finish the offense, he seems to understand every defensive player. Traits can always choose the very correct way to deal with their defense - I believe this is because he did enough research before going on the court."

"Diligence, talent, in these 10 minutes, Ronaldo showed us the two most important conditions for a player to succeed."

"I interviewed a lot of fans after the game, they think Ronaldo will be a very good midfielder in the future, think that as long as the Jazz deal with his problems properly, he will become an important member of Manchester United - maybe even The most important one."

"They don't know what they're talking about, they don't know what they're up against, they don't know how they've belittled this teenager - yes, just by being 'good', which is a huge belittlement of this Portuguese Ronaldo . "

"One day the history books will record all this, so that future generations will know what kind of miracle we have witnessed today."

"Prometheus stole the fire from heaven, and since then there has been warmth and light in the dark of the world."

"Now the Jazz robbed Ronaldo for Manchester United, and Manchester has its future since then-thank you Lisbon for donating money, the Red Devils will remember your benefits, and the next time we meet, I will give you less money."

The reporter from Guardian went home and opened the document and blew it up as his commentary for this week, added an email attachment, selected the editor-in-chief’s email address, and sent it, and you’re done.

"When the guardian is shameless, he can surpass all competitors. This kid is only eighteen, okay?"

"I know the author is a red devil, but you are still too shameless."

"Oh? So? The whole Premier League will watch his performance in the future? Wake up, do you know Rooney?"

"Yes, I also want to mention Wayne Rooney, that is the future of the Premier League and England."

"Even if you don't talk about Rooney, there are many other outstanding young people in the Premier League. Is it possible that only the Jazz in this world can find good players?"

"I bet a pound, this kid is no match for Rooney."

"It is said that the Jazz is paying attention to Rooney, hehe, then you will find that Ronaldo is worthless in the eyes of the Jazz."

Leo noticed this manuscript after seeing someone on the Internet saying that Guardian's football comments are becoming more and more shameless. He didn't plan to read this because of language problems, but considering the name Ronaldo is so attractive, he even Still secretly translated this article and a considerable part of the English comments below with Google's machine translation software.

Considering that the machine turned to urine, although Leo tried his best to mobilize his imagination and understanding of football, he could barely guess that this reporter might really be shamelessly attracted to Ronaldo.

Then he scrolled to the bottom of the page and saw a link to the game highlights attached there—Leo hesitated, but finally clicked in to watch it.

Even if he has watched these "excellent shots" a dozen times on different websites, even if he can tell the gains and losses of each touch of Ronaldo, he can also tell whether Ronaldo is in every shot with Ronaldo. The right choice at the right time.

You don't know anything about this kid! ——At the end of the film, the producer added such a line of subtitles.

That is obviously the video and subtitles reposted by the author of the article after the event, obviously to defend his own judgment and counterattack his readers: You don’t know anything, only I really understand the talent of this child.

Leo watched the line of subtitles until the screen gradually dimmed.

His fingers slowly curled up and spread out on the keyboard, his lips were slowly pursed until invisible and then slowly stretched out.

But in the end he made up his mind.

"You're wrong, sir. The history books don't record this."

Leo wrote that comment in Spanish to the Mr. Reporter - he might not see it, maybe no one would even see it, but it was Leo's taunt.

You pretend to be secretly mocking the audience for not knowing what they are looking for. You think you have unique insight, and you think that only you know what Ronaldo's deeds mean.

But you are wrong.

"Because the paper of the history book is too thin, it is already overwhelmed after only one stroke of their achievements."

Not "he", but symbolically "they".

Yes sir, you are wrong.Only one person in the world knows what that is - only I know what Ronaldo is doing.