[football] this god

Leo burned that national derby into a CD and brought it to Manchester at Christmas for Cristiano to learn from. The euphemistic name is: Help you learn how to successfully barb.

The white tape pasted on the disc reads: [-] barb and [-] goals.

Time goes back to the second half of the national derby.

——In the first half, there were no further disturbances. After Leo's successful barb, neither side made any achievements.During the intermission, the players from both sides returned to the locker room with fake smiles of building a harmonious society.

In the No.409 minute of the second half, Real Madrid conceded a goal in the frontcourt.

Piqué intercepted the ball from a Real Madrid winger with a mistake and gave it to Yaya Toure next to him. Yaya Toure was pressed in the middle - Yaya Toure quickly kicked a long pass and gave the ball to Eto'o in front of him.

Eto'o lost the ball while dribbling the ball - the Real Madrid player took the ball and drove directly to the penalty area. Puyol saw that other teammates were not shrinking in time, so he had to foul the attack with a shovel.

After the referee warned Puyol, he gave Real Madrid a free kick.

Real Madrid took a free kick in the front court this time and tried to find their teammates in the wall - the Real Madrid midfielder got the ball in the chaos. He might have planned to turn around and shoot directly, but he soon found out The defense led by Puyol did not give him a chance.Forced by the situation, the Real Madrid players had to give up their own shots and instead chose to retreat and engage in positional warfare.

This time it was Yaya Toure who caught up and interfered, causing a coordination error between Real Madrid players, and Barcelona succeeded in stealing again.

In 4 minutes of the game, Barcelona got another chance to attack.

Henry hit the penalty area again after receiving a long pass from the backcourt Busquets in the midfield. Real Madrid goalkeeper Casillas was forced to face Henry alone - but Henry was not lucky enough, even if there was only one Casillas in front of him, he still did it. Missed.

The ball went wide of the goal frame, but the lucky part was that when the ball was about to roll off the baseline, Real Madrid defender and one of Cristiano's most important teammates in the national team, Mr. Pepe finally rushed back to the penalty area and turned the tide. The ball was saved from the edge of out-of-bounds-of course, it is hard to say for whom.

After Pepe took the ball, he immediately left the penalty area and looked for opportunities on the sidewalk to find his teammates to pass the ball, but Leo suddenly rushed over and took the ball away from Pepe's toes.

Pepe was stunned for a second at first, and then he flew into a rage the next second, grabbed Leo by the collar of the back of his neck, and pulled him down directly.

——Cristiano loves Pepe very much, but he also has to say that this is a very Pepe foul.

The referee also seemed to be frightened by this amazing move, and he didn't react until Puyol and others rushed up to fight Pepe, and ran forward to block between the two groups of people and tried his best to fight. Separate the people on both sides - Casillas was still standing and watching at first, but when he noticed that Pepe didn't seem to be threatening, but was really going to fight with the Barcelona gang, he hurriedly pulled and wanted to join in the fun, quietly Ramos, who poked and punched someone, went to persuade him to fight.

Puyol still gave Casillas face at that time. When he saw Casillas rushing to fight, he took the lead to take a step back and held Harvey with one hand and blocked Pique with the other.

Only at this time can the referee have space to stand up and say something.

Although Puyol gave Cassie face, he still did not give up and asked the referee sternly to give Pepe a severe punishment - at best a red card, at worst a yellow card plus a free kick or something.

Of course, it was impossible for Casey to let his team fall into the predicament of playing one player less. He jumped out and grabbed the referee and began to babble to defend Pepe.

The referee's hand was in the pocket where the red and yellow cards were placed, hesitating and not moving.

——"I have a suggestion," Cristiano said while peeling the hazelnuts, "Can you fast-forward this paragraph? In fact, it would be best if you are willing to fast-forward the entire game."

Leo looked at Cristiano, and slipped the remote control of the TV under the pillow in his hand, expressing his determination not to fast forward.

Cristiano decided he was going to be angry.

"Pepe," Leo looked at Cristiano, and named Mr. Pepe - Cristiano recalled Pepe's many fouls against Messi "in those days", and he didn't know why he suddenly felt guilty - Leo didn't know this , He continued, "Is he Portuguese? I seem to have heard that he is going to be called up to the national team? This man is terrible, and the Portugal that recruited him is even more terrible."

Cristiano glanced at Leo, "Pepe's defense is actually very tough." He carefully wanted to say something good for Pepe, after all, Pepe and him have a really good relationship.

"Fouls are really tough." Leo didn't sound happy, he was obviously offended by the defensive action. "Would a normal person just pull other players down? That's it-" Leo said and learned Look at Pepe's action, "Grab the person, and then drag him down."

Cristiano couldn't excuse Pepe, so he could only lower his head and grind his teeth with a hazelnut.

Leo glanced at Cristiano and snorted to express his attitude towards Portugal.

——In the end, under the attack of the two captains of Barcelona and Real Madrid, the referee still gave Pepe a yellow card.

Puyol was very dissatisfied, he thought that Barcelona had suffered a huge loss, but Iniesta pulled him, indicating that Leo had got the ball back and was ready to take this free kick-that means: don't affect Rio's free throw rhythm.

Puyol didn't speak anymore.

Leo placed the ball on the spot marked by the referee, and after waiting for the whistle to blow, Leo took a high ball and threw it to Henry in the wall in the penalty area-but Henry and the opposing Ramos headed the ball together, and Henry took off Insufficient, in the end the first point was won by Ramos.

But under Henry's interference, Ramos didn't have a good header position, and the ball didn't go far—the ball fell into the penalty area again, and Eto'o quickly sprinted to the best position to get the ball.

The attention of Real Madrid's defense was forced to shift to Eto'o in front of the penalty area. Eto'o didn't dare to be careless after seeing Real Madrid's defense pressing over, and quickly transferred the ball to Henry who was waiting at the top corner of the penalty area.

Seeing the opportunity, Leo inserted | into the penalty area and came to the door.

——Cristiano closed his eyes and lay down on the sofa, pretending that he couldn't see or hear anything.

Leo couldn't help laughing, temporarily stopped the game, and then he went to pull Cristiano up, knocked on his head and asked him to open his eyes-Cristiano persistently refused.

Leo thought for a while, and whispered something in Cristiano's ear.

Cristiano couldn't help staring at Leo with wide eyes in surprise, and angrily said to him: "Shameless! Mr. Messi, with all due respect, your behavior is too shameless-but, are you serious? seriously?"

Leo smiled, but said nothing.

Cristiano gritted his teeth, "Okay...you can continue to broadcast the game."

——The game is now at No.609 minutes.

Henry kicked up a high ball from the top corner of the penalty area and passed it to Leo in front of the goal. Leo could clearly see that the ball would land on his head, but in actual operation, Leo acted in a way that ordinary people could not understand. The persistence suddenly turned around and retreated a few steps.

Immediately, Leo jumped up, swung his legs upwards, tried his best to hook the ball with his toes, and then shot hard.

Mr. Casillas was obviously taken aback by Mr. Messi's very unconventional action, which made him caught off guard and unable to respond in time.

In the 701st minute of the game, Messi once again broke through the Real Madrid gate, expanding the lead for Barcelona and scoring goals at the same time.

At the same time, the commentator started shouting the words that Cristiano didn't like very much.

"Barb! Messi scored another barb for Barcelona to expand the lead! A wonderful barb! It is very memorable! Please replay it twice later! This is a very wonderful goal! Messi today Already scored twice - twice with the barb!"

——Cristiano listened to this nonsense sullenly, and turned to look at Leo.

Leo smiled—to be honest, Cristiano felt that the expression "smiling" on Mr. Messi's face was very abnormal, and it probably meant something bad.

But then again, what he said was clearly Cristiano's Christmas benefit.

"Let's agree, if you don't do well, I want to return the product—I want to use this broken disc as a mat for the dog's water tray." Cristiano looked Leo up and down, "But Having said that, why do you think of "superior"...something you didn't agree to try before. "

Cristiano had long coveted this, but Leo always thought this method was too shameless-Cristiano didn't know what stimulated Messi, why he suddenly woke up and changed his past.

"Because I want to see who should go to the hospital for a physical examination." Leo said with a smile.

Cristiano froze for a moment, he knew nothing about the antecedents of the matter, but subconsciously, his scalp tingled - he felt that it might be too late for him to say that he wanted to break up.