[football] this god

"I can't understand him."

Although Leo didn't say a word to the media after the first round of the league, when the second round of the league was about to start, he still couldn't help calling Cristiano to complain.

"There are too many people you can't understand. Which unlucky ghost is this time?" Cristiano flipped through the commercial plan book that Mendes brought over to show him, and casually complained back—although Messi The husband didn't come to complain about him, but he was used to it.

Mr. Mendes glared at Cristiano, stretched out his arms and pulled the plan on the table back to him, and began to read it himself——Cristiano gave Mendes a thankful look that the other party didn't need, by the way Grab your own freshly squeezed juice to drink.

"Mr Guardiola," Leo said dryly, "I don't understand him."

Cristiano almost sprayed the plan with a sip of orange juice, and Mr. Mendez glared at him again in extreme anger, but Cristiano didn't notice this at all.

"I'm sorry, but who are you talking about? Who can't you understand?" Cristiano yelled, "Guardiola? Do you mean the Guardiola of Barcelona coach Guardiola? Or do you know someone else? What Guardiola?"

Leo was very dissatisfied with Cristiano's yelling. He didn't think it was surprising at all. It has only been four months since I started working today. "What's so surprising? I don't think it's normal that I can't understand Guardiola? Can you understand him?"

Hehe, look, look, it's not Mr. Guardiola anymore, but Guardiola directly.To be honest, Cristiano is thinking about whether to record this conversation, and who will help Mr. Messi in Cristiano to set up a character like "good boy" and "well-behaved and sensible", Cristiano Just throw this recording in the other person's face and let the other person calm down.

"So why don't you understand him? I thought you two were...uh..."

I thought you two were soul mates, sympathetic, inseparable, and a match made in heaven—Cristiano originally wanted to say that, but after thinking about it, he felt a little uncomfortable in his heart, so he didn't say it.

"What is it?" Leo refused to let go—this once again proved Cristiano's view of the other party. Mr. Messi is neither well-behaved nor sensible.

Cristiano said vaguely, "He is a good friend."

Of course, this kind of obvious perfunctory words can't fool Leo, but Leo probably thinks that this part is not critical at all, so he just ignored Cristiano and continued with his own part, "Nonsense."

Cristiano rolled his eyes.

"He wants Bojan to play for me this round of the league." Leo simply said the part he wanted to complain about.

Cristiano was so surprised that he almost fell off the sofa, "What? He asked Bojan to replace you?"——Cristiano re-phrased Leo's words in his own way, and now he felt the weight in his hand again. The script is probably fake.

To be honest, he always thought that Guardiola was a staunch supporter of Messi. He always believed that even if there was only one person left in the world who trusted Messi unconditionally, it must be Guardiola—although he was indeed right. Not much is known about what's going on inside Barca, but he sees that part as unquestionable.To be honest, Mr. Sergio Ramos used to sell the cheap Barcelona inside information he heard from Pique to other people in the Real Madrid team countless times as a second-hand dealer.

Mainly about Messi and Guardiola.

——"The relationship between Leo and Mr. Guardiola is very harmonious. He is not the same as Mourinho." After returning from a certain national team training camp, Mr. Ramos stood in the middle of the locker room and imitated Pique's words, he successfully provoked the attack of another Real Madrid teammate at the time, Mr. Alonso, with smelly socks and dirty shoelaces, "Don't do this, you know that's what he said-" Leo and Guardio Mr. La can always think of going together. They have a good understanding of things like rotation. Unlike Mourinho and Real Madrid players, if Rio and Mr. Guardiola can be regarded as model soul mates, Mourinho Neo and Real Madrid can be called a peerless couple"——Cristiano, next time you beat Pique to death in the national derby, please promise me, thank you. "

"I think he's just trying to hit you," Cristiano reasoned. "He's just trying to make you think they're really an unbreakable alliance, but maybe they're not."

Cassie agreed, "Look, Cristiano said the same thing — Cristiano, I said the same thing to Sergio, but he was so gullible."

"I'm not easy to be fooled at all." Vice-captain Mr. Ramos said so righteously, "You guys are too naive, he's not attacking me, he's slandering all of us—I swear, I A rift must be found between Messi and Guardiola."

Of course, I don’t know whether Ramos has a bad memory and quickly forgot his oath, or Messi and Guardiola are really close. In short, until Guardiola left Spain, Ramos didn’t mention it. Find out for yourself any "rift" between these two people.

So Cristiano has believed for many years that there is only trust and love between Mr. Messi and Guardiola, nothing else.

——"It's "playing for me", not "replacing me". "Leo corrected Cristiano's small understanding deviation.

Cristiano didn't quite understand.

"To be precise, Bojan is my substitute." Leo said, "Mr. Guardiola withdrew me from the starting list again and let Bojan start for me. He seems to have forgotten the first round of La Liga The league is who saved him from a sad situation. He forgot how I saved him from the shame of "drawing a newly promoted La Liga debut". "

cough cough.Cristiano coughed hard twice, hoping that the other party would pay attention to his words-to be honest, Cristiano still took "Messi diss Guardiola in front of him" seriously.

However, Leo turned a deaf ear to Cristiano's prompt.

"Santander is also a weak team, but if Mr. Guardiola insists on going his own way, I am afraid he will still have to face the situation of "drawing the weak team". ’ Leo continued.

Cristiano had to stop it at this time, "To be honest, I think you have wronged Guardiola, although I don't like Mr. Guardiola at all-in fact, I hate him."

Leo is unimpressed by the part where Cristiano hates Guardiola, "I wronged him?"

"Because the first round of the Champions League group stage is just a few days after the second round of La Liga, I guess he wants you to take a good rest and prepare for the Champions League seriously." Cristiano tried to maintain an objective and neutral attitude when commenting on this matter.

Leo snorted softly.

Cristiano was surprised by this-he knew that Messi didn't like to sit and watch the game, but he didn't expect Guardiola's normal rotation to make Messi so angry.

"I know, and he explained it to me that way," Leo said.

"Then what are you still angry about?" Cristiano was at a loss. He now wondered if Messi had finally suffered from late adolescent rebellion.

"I'm not angry." Leo categorically denied, and in exchange for a very fake smirk from Cristiano - Leo ignored him, "I just can't understand, I can bear double matches a week, and I should also bear a week Double match."

Cristiano felt that this kind of obsession was meaningless, but considering that he was such a paranoid patient "when he was young", he seemed to have no position to laugh at Messi's mentality-but Cristiano still tried to comfort him, " It doesn't do you any harm if he does that, does it?"

"I need a game, not a rest." Leo said persistently.

"I don't understand, I think rest is also very important." Cristiano tried to make the other party less angry.

But Cristiano failed—and Leo sounded angrier, "You don't even understand that?"

Cristiano didn't understand what he needed to understand. After all, what he said was right. Why did he need to understand Leo's heresy?

Leo didn't wait for Cristiano's answer, so he hung up the phone directly.

When Mr. Mendes raised his head again, he saw a shocked Cristiano staring at his phone—"What? Have you two finally decided to break up?"

Mr. Mendez made a sarcasm of hopelessness.

Cristiano then turned his head and looked at Mendes, "That's not true."

Mr. Mendes smirked.

"But Jorge, what happened to Messi? Why did he suddenly throw a tantrum over something as trivial as the rotation? I thought only my ex-girlfriends had... you know, 'not in a good mood' days. "

Mr. Mendes glanced at him, gathered a pile of documents on the table into his arms, stood up and left - but before leaving, he still left a small reminder to Cristiano, "You It was also like this for a few years at the beginning. "

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Thank you, guests, for your rewards.

[FIFA new demo]

The game developer invited Cristiano and Leo to the event site, and asked them to try out the new version and play a round.

When Cristiano and Rio arrived, they sat down separately. Cristiano skillfully called out Barcelona, ​​and Rio skillfully replaced Real Madrid.

Quickly and orderly decided on the starting list, rubbing fingers, looking at each other, and getting ready to go.

Players from both sides appear on the field.

Beep.

Before the ball was picked up, the referee gave both sides a red card.

Respectively sent off Barcelona's Messi and Real Madrid's Ronaldo.

Cristiano and Leo froze for a moment at the same time, glanced at each other, and began to ask whether the other party used a shady cheat.

The host ignored the two guests who were attacking each other, and loudly announced the latest green and pollution-free version of FIFA.

——This version includes a series of measures to protect players, such as prohibiting Ronaldo and Messi from playing at the same time and entering the first team.

BBC: Reporter Jim Qianqian sent back a report titled "FIFA's new regulations are very satisfying"