[football] this god

"Who said Ronaldo is invincible?" A young man in Milan asked his teammates around him in the locker room after the game with a smile, which caused a burst of laughter among others.

Ronaldo wasn't bad - anyone who played against him knew that.They all know how Manchester United lost this game: if Manchester United played normally with a peaceful mind and the ball passed Ronaldo's feet under reasonable circumstances, then even if Manchester United cannot win today, there is a great possibility that they can tie the score.

They have all witnessed Ronaldo's shooting ability, but when all defenders are sure that Ronaldo will be Manchester United's only offensive finisher, Ronaldo will inevitably have tighter protection around him, and it will be more difficult for him to get a slightly better shot Chance.

"You did a good job today." Ancelotti said to Kaka, he admired Kaka very much, and he did rely on Kaka's ability in many games this season, "like many games this season. Like the game, you did a great job."

Kaka smiled and said thank you to Ancelotti - but other than that, he didn't say much more.

Ancelotti shrugged, not surprised.He patted Kaka on the shoulder, "Take a good rest."

Kaka nodded, but still didn't say anything.

Cristiano's night wasn't so good -- after the Jazz raged in the locker room, Cristiano actually had to help a lost lamb with his ball confusion.

"I think it's very strange." Leo said to Cristiano while watching the game like this, "It stands to reason that your personal ability is completely above everyone else-you know what I mean, your personal ability is stronger than everyone else present. Everyone, but it's strange, I don't quite understand why it was Milan who won in the end."

"Manchester United's attacking method is too simple, too...you know, the firepower is completely concentrated on me," Cristiano slumped on the bed and looked at the ceiling with his mobile phone, "I was completely surrounded-when you are completely surrounded You can’t do anything then. Not even Maradona—in your favorite example, even himself—can’t do anything big when you’re surrounded by five or six people, can you?”

"Attention, the focus is on encirclement - being surrounded by five or six people is a completely different concept from being defended by five or six people one after another," Cristiano emphasized.

Leo replayed Milan's scoring process again, "But Milan's tactics are nothing special, they also look for Kaka with their big feet-what is the difference between Manchester United and Manchester United looking for you? If there is any , that means you are more talented than Kaka."

Cristiano is not very sure now. He is a little skeptical whether Messi is too superstitious about their personal abilities.

"But you can't expect one person to save the world every night." Cristiano said sullenly, "That's unrealistic. After all, we are still human beings. You have to learn to admit this."

"'God' is just a metaphor. Leo suddenly seemed to understand rhetoric, "You know, gods are only relative to "humans"-they are more powerful than humans, so they are gods.And we, I mean you and me, are stronger than everyone else, so if someone wants us to be gods, it sounds like a lot of sense. "

Cristiano let out a very loud sigh.

"You don't think I'm right?" Leo asked seriously. "Well, you don't think I'm right. So what do you think is right?"

Cristiano rolled on the bed, "Football is a team sport-although Milan's tactics are almost as you said, they don't have to find Kaka in every attack after all. In fact, they can be regarded as "Try to give Kaka the opportunity to attack."But tonight's Manchester United was not, tonight's Manchester United almost only gave me the chance to shoot.That's not very sensible.You know, in this way, the opponent knows exactly what your strategy is, then your strategy is useless - that is the problem for Manchester United tonight. "

"But it doesn't explain that you were beaten 0:2. Unless your defensive line is all fools." Leo said persistently, "You can still score in stoppage time. I just turned off the TV one minute earlier and you guys It became 1:0, which is unbelievable."

He agrees with what Cristiano said a little bit, but he still has to prove that he is also partly right.

Cristiano buried his face in the pillow - he wanted to suffocate himself now.

"What did my teammates do wrong, why do you hate them so much?" Cristiano asked - he didn't answer that question, after all, he himself felt that it was a mistake to concede a goal due to a tactical corner kick by the opponent in the last minute of stoppage time. A very humiliating thing.

"It's nothing, I just think they are holding back." Leo said it as a matter of course.

Cristiano choked, "They just wanted to win too much, so they made a choice that was too eager for quick success - you watched a lot of Manchester United games, you know they are not actually like this, they are still quite smart .”

Leo curled his lips. Although he disagreed with what Cristiano said, but considering that he was not particularly interested in Manchester United, he didn't want to argue about it anymore. "Will you watch Barcelona play Real Madrid in a few days?"

In Cristiano's impression, this was the first time Messi asked him if he would watch the Spanish national derby. He guessed that there was something special about this game, "Although I planned to watch this game, I still have to ask Let me ask you, why did you specifically ask me if I would watch this game?"

Leo snorted, "It's nothing, it's just that this game is an opportunity for me."

"what?"

"I've been waiting for a long time, and I'm going to take the initiative to do something-I will start this game with Bojan, and I will let them know who is the best choice for Barcelona."

Cristiano was a little surprised, "In fact, you have proved it many times this season, but they seem to have been denying the facts, so...why do you think this game can decide something?"

"Because this is a game between Barcelona and Real Madrid - for Barcelona, ​​it has a special meaning to beat Real Madrid." Leo knows Barcelona's tradition very well - Cristiano happens to know a little about this tradition, so Leo only It takes a little mention to realize the problem.

"What about you? Does the victory over Real Madrid have special meaning?" Cristiano couldn't help but ask, remembering some past events.

——— "It is inappropriate for you to come to this place at this time, with all due respect. Especially when your surname is Messi and you are wearing red and blue clothes." Cristiano looked at the Barcelona team uniform standing in the middle of the player channel but In fact, the little guy who is closer to the side of the Real Madrid dressing room said so.

Although it only crossed the center line by one meter, it was after all the "big day" when Real Madrid 2011-11 Barcelona in November 0.

"I didn't come to say 'sorry' or 'surprise' to you. Messi didn't answer Cristiano's words, he just stood there and looked at Cristiano quietly, "Real Madrid's performance today was terrible."

"You should learn to shut up." Cristiano said dryly, and turned to go back to the locker room.

"Can't attack, can't defend - Mr. Mourinho really opened my eyes." Messi continued.

Although Cristiano is not a friend of Mourinho, he still has the basic professionalism of maintaining his head coach in front of outsiders. "This is the responsibility of all of us. You should learn not to dictate to others."

"I don't bother to tell others what to do, just you and your Real Madrid." Messi continued without moving.

Cristiano's heart seemed to stop beating for a moment, but he quickly attributed Messi's words to a psychological battle or something, "Real Madrid does not belong to a certain person."

"You know what I mean, don't play word games with me."

Cristiano really wanted to ask him what he meant by this sentence, and he really wanted to ask him if this sentence meant what he thought: He wanted to ask Messi, did this sentence mean that Messi doesn't bother to care about other people's Anything, unless it's something that deeply stamped Ronaldo.

Real Madrid is so special to Barcelona, ​​but there is still nothing special to Messi, unless the leader of this Real Madrid is Cristiano Ronaldo.

But Cristiano couldn't ask at that time, because they were against each other, and he couldn't ask such a question that was easy to make people think.

In fact, he shouldn't even be alone with Leo Messi - even if they don't have a word with each other.

—but now he could ask.

So Cristiano asked again, "Does the victory over Real Madrid also have special meaning?"

"Don't be silly, Real Madrid is no different from Osasuna in my eyes." Leo said lightly, "The opponent is the opponent, and the victory is the victory. It doesn't matter who it is, and does it have any special significance?"

"Unless the opponent is me?" Cristiano asked impatiently.

Leo was silent for a few seconds, the longest seconds of Cristiano's life.

"Unless the opponent is you."

Leo said so.

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[Skila sauce stalk] [Mecilio's day of exchange] [There is only one animal stalk to fill in] [But this stalk can't be finished in a day]

Dear little Mr. Messi rushed back to Barcelona overnight after the unpopular FIFA awards - this is not to say that Mr. little Messi likes to be a model worker and insists on rolling to the base to work every day. On the second night, he still wanted to sleep in his own bed rather than in a hotel.

Of course, when he usually takes the first place, he also wants to sleep on his own bed.

After all, my bed is more...

Well, in fact, the bed at home is not very good, after all, no one cleans it up, and the family dog ​​often comes to grab the land in the middle of the night.

He is actually a model worker who doesn't want to miss training.

After all, being No.2 is not worthy of a vacation, because you still have number one in front of you.

Being No.1 is not worthy, because there is a second behind you.

But this morning seems to be different from every morning when I wake up at home.

—his dogs seem to be taking up more territory today than they usually do on any other day.

This is outrageous!

Mr Macy decided to teach his dog a lesson.

With his eyes closed, Mr. Macy stretched out his hand and pressed the alarm clock of his mobile phone, and took a deep breath.

Kicked the dog down.

But wait...

In theory, dogs can't make human screams, right?

This is no Chernobyl dog.

It's not... is it?

10

Little Mr. Macy thought he had experienced some kind of nuclear pollution, so he opened his eyes tremblingly and looked under the bed.

then.

Quickly retracted into his quilt again.

11

FORGOD”SSAKE!

Let's get a Chernobyl dog instead!

12

At least the Chernobyl dogs are better than Cristiano Ronaldo.

13

"Why are you at my house????" Mr. Macy poked his head out of the quilt again, just in time to see Ronaldo rubbing his waist and preparing to climb back to the bed from the ground.

"What are you talking about? You are at my house!" Ronaldo yelled at him, without the slightest politeness when we met last night-Mr. Messi saw the temporary world No. [-] trophy on the other side of the bedside table, very Thinking angrily: This is too outrageous!It's like a thief shouting catch a thief, this decoration!the furniture!It's not my fucking fault!

"Oh wait..." Ronaldo scratched the edge of the bed and thought for a while, "You can say this is your home..."

"This is my home! What can it be called??" Mr. Messi asked angrily. He is not angry with this guy who broke into the house now. "Mr. Ronaldo, if you don't leave, I will call the police."

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"Pull the heartless man!" Ronaldo yelled at him angrily, but he didn't look angry.

Instead, he gave Mr. Messi a wink, "What's for breakfast? I'll prepare it for you—don't you have to go back to Barcelona to prepare for the afternoon training?"

15

and many more……

"Where am I? Isn't this Barcelona?" Mr. Messi's eyes widened.

16

Ronaldo, who put on a nightgown, looked back at Mr. Messi in surprise.

"What? This is Madrid! This is the "private house" I bought in Madrid!Are you stupid? "

17

Mr. Macy Jr. now has a choice to make.

——Why does Ronaldo have a private house in Madrid with the same decoration as his own, and why he and Ronaldo appear on the same bed, and Ronaldo still behaves so naturally, which of these two questions is the one he needs to think about first.