[football] this god

"You know how shocked I was when he told me that?!"

"It's like hearing that God is a woman, that the Virgin Mary had a first love, and...and that Messi is my son!" Mendes roared hoarsely, "He's your boyfriend?! After finding all kinds of bad models to do Has your aesthetics dropped below the new bottom line after girlfriend?! I always thought that the non-disclosure agreement that those wild models and I need to send is already very bad, but now it’s actually a man who doesn’t even use the non-disclosure agreement!”

"No, it's fine if you like men, but why does it have to be Messi?! I have been strictly guarding against death, and I have always had the last hope for your aesthetics. After all, most of the people around you are good-looking. I thought they could Correct your mistake."

"James! That little boy who loves you, that cute kid, you were not even interested in him! Vazquez! That sweet little boy in Real Madrid back then! And Griezmann of the Sporting team! They Who doesn't look better than Messi?!"

"Even if it's...even if it's Pepe!"

Mendes thought about a hundred possible illegal relationships between Cristiano and Messi, but he never thought that the one that happened in reality was the most illegal one.

"He doesn't look good, and his body doesn't look very good. What do you like about him?" Mendes, after a half-hour-long confession about how he was surprised and heartbroken by this, came up with such a question. as an end.

Cristiano touched the back of his head and smiled.

But he quickly realized a blind spot, "Why do I think you are feeling heartache instead of shock?"

"You two have been innocent for a long time. I knew it many years ago. But I never thought that you were really with him. I feel sad for your aesthetics!" Mendes actually knew that things had developed to In this step, I am basically powerless to recover—few people understand how stubborn Cristiano is like him, and once he makes up his mind, it is basically irreversible.

"Do you know what you're doing?" Mendes sighed again.

"So did you sign with Messi?" Cristiano talked about him left and right-he didn't ask Mendes why he knew they might have an affair, he was guilty after all.

Mendes was sullen, "Not yet! Messi doesn't look like he's looking for someone to properly manage his public affairs, he just looks like he's looking for a personal nanny. But I'm not a personal nanny, so I'll just give it to Messi It’s not possible for the team to be as detailed as Messi expects - I’ll have to talk to him again to decide. My negotiating team is talking to his father.”

In fact, Mendes still has the second half of the sentence: In case the relationship between Cristiano and Messi is discovered after arriving in Spain one day, it will be one of the best scandals in football history-Barcelona's top card and Real Madrid's top card Secretly communicating the song, both of these two people will be infamous for thousands of years.It is impossible for Mendes to guarantee that he can clean both of them.He can only keep one, and this one will definitely only be Cristiano.So if he signs Messi, he is likely to trap himself in injustice.

But if the fact that Cristiano has not arrived in Real Madrid is exposed, it will be even more terrifying... because it means that if Cristiano can't clean up this relationship, he will almost be insulated from Real Madrid.At that time, he can only save one.

So in any case, signing Messi is not a trivial matter, no matter how greedy he is, he must be cautious.

But for Cristiano, it’s still the same sentence, pimps are only delivered to the door of the bridal chamber, and I have never heard of them helping to give birth to children——Cristiano just spreads the word, and it’s all about success or failure. God, he can't control it.

Helping is a manifestation of friendship between friends, but helping to call the shots is synonymous with overstepping and breaking up.

So after hearing what Mendes said, Cristiano didn't mention it again, let alone asked other questions in detail.

However, the fate between Mendes and Barcelona did not end here - until mid-September, when Barcelona played Sofia Ali at home in the first game of the Champions League group stage, Mendes accompanied Mu with a face of reluctance. Rinho appeared in the stands at the Nou Camp.

However, by that time, no one cared whether Mendes was willing, and everyone only paid attention to Mourinho's attitude.

Barcelona replaced Messi with Bojan in the starting lineup-Mourinho raised his eyebrows when he got the starting list, "Who is Bojan?"

Mendes glanced at the list listlessly, "A new young man from La Masia, right? I heard that the Spanish national team is very optimistic about him and thinks he has a bright future."

Mourinho let out a dry "ha".

In fact, according to Mourinho's original intention, he doesn't want to watch this game, he wants to see Barcelona under the strong dialogue-Barcelona is not a relegation team, and Mourinho is not particularly interested in such things as abuse .

However, the attitude from the Barcelona executives is also very clear. They believe that the ability of the championship team to abuse food is very important-the abuse of food is unstable and there is no hope of winning the championship.

Mourinho thinks that he can agree to this is very condescending.But under his high degree of compromise, Barcelona still did something that made him very angry: they actually put Messi on the bench.

Mourinho was about to yell.

But he can't do that, because the old guy sitting next to him is called Cruyff - Barcelona's own mother, the mother-in-law of all Barcelona immigrants.

Of course, this is not to say that Cruyff is a tricky and mean man, a villager.In fact, Cruyff himself has a good temperament. After nodding politely to Mourinho, he just carefully looked at Mourinho with some serious sadness for a few seconds.

Considering his status, this is indeed very restrained and polite.

Cruyff obviously knew the little secret between Mourinho and Barcelona, ​​and he completely observed Mourinho as his potential daughter-in-law.

Mendes frantically poked Mourinho for ten seconds, indicating that Mourinho took the initiative to say a few words to Cruyff, which is close to slapstick-the first time you meet your mother-in-law, you must first show that you are happy to be her daughter-in-law Yes, after all, a mother-in-law rarely cheats on her daughter-in-law.

Mourinho thought for a long time before he put out the most polite and dignified smile within his ability, turned his head and said to Cruyff: "Hello, sir, please allow me to introduce myself-I am Mu Rinho, you can call me Jose. Well, I just led Chelsea to successfully defend the Premier League title last season."

It can be regarded as a very failed opening statement, Mendes thought painfully, why did he take the initiative to mention Chelsea?Why not praise Barcelona first?

Cruyff didn't mind too much that he didn't praise Barcelona, ​​Cruyff had more questions to know, "I heard about your achievements at Chelsea, it was indeed a very remarkable two years-so I Surprised when I heard you left Chelsea on your own initiative."

Cruyff was asking politely why he really left Chelsea.

Mourinho was very honest at this time, "I don't like my signings being hindered everywhere."

"Of course, that must not be very pleasant." Cruyff seems to agree with this part, "but Chelsea play is quite unusual - I don't think Chelsea are very fond of possession, but it is very magical. Yes, while Chelsea are not dominant in possession, they are still very aggressive. It seems to be attacking based on an aggressive defence."

As soon as Mourinho rolled his eyes, he knew that Cruyff was worried that Barcelona would not stick to the pass-and-control style of play and de-Cruyff. "Every team and every team's situation is different. , Porto is not a top team, defensive counterattack is the best way for it. But if I go to a team that is capable of high-quality dribbling and ball control, I will naturally take advantage of it. "

Mourinho thinks this answer is very good.

Cruyff smiled, but he was obviously not convinced by Mourinho-of course it is impossible for a coach to travel the world with one set of tactics, but the core idea of ​​a coach will not change because of changing jobs.

"I think a person's football thinking is actually very representative of a person's own character." Cruyff continued, "I have read some reports in the British media, and I can feel that your personality and your football thinking are very different. Aggressive - your football requires an aggressive defense as part of the attack, and even that is the basis of the attack. And your style of play is the same. You have also shown great aggressiveness and attack in the UK force."

Mourinho is not stupid, although Cruyff's words are very respectful and polite, but he knows that Cruyff does not agree with his style - Cruyff probably like some people think that the manager's style It should be unified with the team's temperament, that is the great realm of the unity of man and nature, and if Cruyff does not agree with his style, he naturally does not advocate him joining Barcelona.

Losing interest in the diplomatic conversation, Mourinho decided to get straight to the point. "So what do you think Barcelona's style is?"

"Although Barcelona don't need diplomats and gentlemen, they don't need Napoleon and the terrible Ivan [1] either." Cruyff said with a smile, and he still smiled politely until this time, "I'm not good at words, no Know how to describe the guy that Barça are looking for, but I know what Barça don't need."

- Barcelona don't need you.

"Since when did I get out?" Mourinho understood Cruyff's meaning and didn't try to struggle.

"From when you said 'I don't like my signings being held back'. "Cruyff still maintained a smile, "Another person would definitely say that he wants a new challenge-this statement is more decent and more tactful.But you didn't, you started off with your aggressiveness with that one sentence.If you want to be more clear, I actually feel that you are not the person Barcelona expects from the time you introduced yourself and said that you have just led Chelsea to defend the title. "

"Why?" Mourinho was a little surprised.

"You can't wait to show your achievements, that's really commendable, but it's also a very oppressive way to introduce yourself."

"I'm completely hopeless, completely out?" Mourinho asked.

"Yes." Cruyff this time did not take any diplomatic rhetoric to embellish the answer.

"Which team do you think I'll be suitable for?"

"A team that is eager to win but does not have absolute strength. The more difficult and desperate, the more you show that you are an extraordinary person-this is not a compliment, but everyone has their own way to go, only the right way, Great things can be achieved. And you are naturally suitable for the most difficult and dangerous roads."

Mourinho laughed.