[football] this god

Mourinho, after a brief but perfunctory celebration of his second Premier League title, was more aware than ever that his time in London was drawing to a close.

So he couldn't wait to call Mendes to London to discuss the next plan, and by the way, he reluctantly invited Mendes to a lobster meal.

"Are you going to leave the Premier League? Resign?" Mendes looked at Mourinho in shock—that's not how the script was written, ancestor, how can you change the script?Shouldn't you realize next year that you and Abramovich can't pee in the same jug, and then leave Chelsea with tears in your eyes, step by step and three steps back, depressed and ready to start a new life?

Mourinho didn't know that Mendes thought he would change the show. Seeing the surprise of the other party, he thought that Mendes just thought it was a pity to leave Chelsea at this time. After all, he had just successfully defended his title.

"Although Mr. Messi is destined not to appear at Chelsea, Abramovich will not turn around and stop interfering in the team's construction. I am not willing to be a puppet, Jorge, I thought you deeply understand this. "Mourinho said, "All the achievements are created by me, and I left just to start a new great cause."

Mendes looked at Mourinho. Not only did he know that Mourinho was never a person who could wrong him to be a puppet, but he also knew that Mourinho hated and didn't understand him the most, and needed him to tell the other party his feelings over and over again. long-term cooperation.

Mourinho just said a very simple sentence, but Mendes could hear that it contained the biggest crisis since he met Mourinho "this time".

"I didn't expect you to make a decision so soon—I thought I would wait a little longer." Mendes' decades of social experience allowed him to quickly regain his composure, as if the reason for his surprise just now was real. Like this, "So what are you going to do? Resign after the last game?"

If Mourinho really made up his mind, then of course Mendes has nothing to do, and he doesn't intend to stop him at all-he does have a good relationship with Mourinho, but if Mourinho is allowed to follow the script to film with him It doesn't matter if they part ways.

As for the honor of the so-called Mourinho's career, will it be detracted from it?

Mourinho is an adult, he can be his own master, and no longer needs anyone else to make any arrangements for him in the name of "for his own good".

"I intend to leave Chelsea immediately - immediately after the end of this season." Mourinho obviously made a decision long ago, and he always informed Mende after making a decision, just like every time in the "past". Si and his team.He is now very satisfied with Mendes' attitude, very satisfied that the other party did not try to save himself for Chelsea.

Mendes is too familiar with this routine, so he knows that no matter how hard he pushes, it will be useless. He sighed, and after feeling that he will be exhausted for the next month, he asked feebly: "Then you decide to go Which league? There were several teams interested in you before, but at that time I didn’t respond because you hadn’t decided to leave Chelsea. Now that you have decided to leave, then we can consider these teams.”

Mendes didn't directly ask him if he wanted to go to Serie A or point out the name of Inter Milan directly-this is not only to prevent others from noticing that he has a script, but also because he knows that Mourinho does not like others to make decisions for him.

"Go to Barcelona."

Mendez, who was struggling with his share of steamed lobster, was poked with a small fork.

"Where are you going?" Mendes didn't even feel the pain, just looked at Mourinho in a daze.His expression was as if he saw one of his golden-egg-laying chickens being sterilized.

Mourinho was amused by his sad and desperate expression, but still did not change his mind. "Go to Barcelona." - he repeated.

"Do you know that Barcelona has a head coach?" Mendes asked tremblingly-"last time" Mourinho wanted to go to Barcelona, ​​but in the end he couldn't make it due to various unpleasant reasons.Mendes had hinted before that Barcelona was a big problem. Seeing that Mourinho was not interested at the time, he was thinking about going back and thinking of other ways to make side-stepping, so that the other party would completely stop this idea and save time. Di Jimao is causing trouble for himself.

But who would have thought?God's hand trembled, but Mourinho remained stubborn.

Mendes wanted to cry but had no tears.

"I know, of course I know that Barcelona has a coach - I just lost to him in the Champions League, didn't I?" Mourinho said the word "lose" calmly.

This is not unusual, after all, Mourinho hates losing the most.Mendes once thought that Mourinho had this allergy, just as he himself had an allergy to a certain Mr. Unspeakable.

"Since you know, why go to Barcelona... Although I can say that I don't know Mr. Rijkaard at all, I have to say that he has done well with Barcelona in the past two years. Is there any reason to fire him - it has nothing to do with your excellence, Jose, it's just... you know, under normal circumstances, no one will rashly replace a head coach who has led a good record."

"I'm not in a hurry." Mourinho waved his hand nonchalantly, "I plan to take a year off, and you have a whole year to help me achieve my goal."

While speaking, Mourinho took out a folder from his briefcase and pushed it to Mendes. By the way, he thought it was very unobtrusive and pushed away the very unsightly file full of broken lobster shells. Leftover dishes.

Mendes put down the small fork for picking lobsters, wiped his hands with a wet paper towel, and then picked up the folder to open it-unsurprisingly, it turned out to be the team building plan written by Mourinho.

"If you let Abramovich know that you wrote this to Barcelona before you left Chelsea..." Mendes was speechless at Mourinho's consistent waywardness-Mourinho has always been willful, Mendes always Speechless, "Jose, we all love you and are willing to work hard for you, but can you save us a little bit?"

"I'm fed up with the Russians." Mourinho ignored Mendes' complaints and complained by himself, "Messi's matter is over for the time being, but he actually mentioned to me that he wants to buy other people-I Assuming he knew I was Chelsea manager and he was just Chelsea's purse."

Mendes was going to show himself very angry and very serious, but at this moment he was amused by this very indecent metaphor.

Mourinho's grievances are by no means without reason.

——"I'm sorry, Mr. Mourinho, the deal of Mr. Messi was unilaterally stopped by Barcelona." After confirming that Barcelona did not intend to sell Messi this summer, Abramovich specially told Mourinho Ao called, "It's a pity. I was so confident that we could compete for Mr. Macy Jr. You must be the same, right?"

No, not sorry at all.Mourinho roared in his heart.If this can bring you back to the shore, then it would be even more regrettable.

But he still maintained a false demeanor on the surface, "That's really a pity—but just in time, I'm going to talk to you about the purchase plan for this summer."

If Abramovich pulls back from the brink, then Mourinho intends to continue working at Chelsea.After all, Mourinho is also very satisfied with his achievements at Chelsea, and his next plan is to have a triple crown in the Premier League for fun.

But the problem is that Abramovich has no intention of reining in the brink.

"I've seen a few good players recently, and I've handed over the list to Ms. Granovskaya. I believe everything will be clear when you come back from your summer vacation." Abramovich Qi seemed to think that Mourinho would be very happy to hear the news.

Mourinho didn't know who gave him this illusion. In fact, Mourinho was furious at that moment.

"I don't need these people, Mr. Abramovich, I repeat, I need the right to build a team." Mourinho pressed the fire to negotiate with his boss.

"Mr. Mourinho, you just don't dare to try a new type of player." Abramovich also became unhappy, "I just want to help you try. If you don't try, how will you know that you can't use it well?" What about a class of players? Don't deny this, Mr. Mourinho, if you don't think you can't use a player like Messi well, why would you refuse me to buy him? After all, I personally think that you have no Reasons not to like a talented young man like him."

——"He thinks that I rejected him because I think I can't use a player like Messi." Mourinho gritted his teeth and said to Mendes, "Then I will use it. Since Messi can't leave Barcelona, ​​why don't I go to Barcelona."

Mendez pokes his finger again with his fork and sadly plans to give up the rest of the lobster.

So not all butterflies can change the orbit of the earth and make the earth a better place full of joy and success. Some butterflies, such as him and Cristiano, may push the earth back to the right and make the earth return to the right. People are frustrated with the position.

Mendes looked at his fingers distressedly, blaming Cristiano like this.

It is enough for me to be reborn alone, why are you here to join in the fun.