[football] this god

Shortly after Cristiano's return from Barcelona, ​​the Champions League round of [-] kicks off.

But Rio's good luck didn't start with the start of the quarter-finals - in fact, when the quarter-finals began, Cristiano was a bit surprised to find that Rio had been ruled out of the Champions League. Big list.

"What's so surprising about you." Leo talked about the incident on the phone very calmly, "Isn't this normal? You will let... oh yes, the Jazz will let a young man start in the Champions League."

Cristiano is flattered.

But after half a minute, Cristiano suddenly realized that his elation was not at the right time, "So... are you going to watch the game at the Nou Camp that day? Why is your opponent Chelsea again? Wasn't it last year?"

"Uncertainty, isn't this the meaning of the UEFA draw?" Leo's words seemed to have no irony at all.

The corner of Cristiano's mouth twitched. This is how life is. Many people have suspected that there is something wrong with UEFA's draw, and all those who have participated in the draw will just show it no matter what occasion they talk to. A secretive smile-although some people interpret this as a "meaningful" admission of UEFA's draw fraud, but Cristiano thinks this is more of a bad taste of these people.

You know, a "stupid human being, the truth is only mine" thrill.

boring.

"Are you going to watch the game at the Nou Camp?" Cristiano reiterated the topic he valued more.

"Even if you don't go to Camp Nou, you can't go to Manchester." Leo realized Cristiano's intentions, so he gave the answer directly in order to save time, "Besides, I have to go to Camp Nou, you know, as long as I've got to go when there's a seat—otherwise it's always going to look bad."

— that's why Leo was sneaking around in the stands at the Camp Nou with headphones on.It's all Ronaldo's fault, he always thinks of "watching the ball together" in this way.

It feels very deep.

"Can you hear it?" Cristiano tried the sound very professionally.

Leo hummed, looked at his teammates who also did not appear on the stage and sat high in the stands, and moved his body carefully to avoid other people's sight, "I can hear it, but it's hard to say when the fans start singing later. "

The game whistle blew.

Cristiano fired at Mourinho from the very first second, and he had a good time talking, after all, he thought that when Leo sat with his team-mates, even if it was just to respect the most vulgar social rules in the world You should also pretend that you are concentrating on watching the game instead of secretly calling some wild man.

Of course, this is just for metaphor, not to really say that Cristiano is... what.

"Mourinho doesn't even have a serious striker. Look at the ball. It's terrible. He hit it in such a good position. Did you see it? He was standing in front of the goal, right in front of the goalkeeper. In front of him, he only needs to swing his calf on the spot, but he moves so much that his whole body is twisted. Is this plausible?" Cristiano seriously criticized the Chelsea striker.

Leo hummed perfunctorily, just to show that he was listening.

"Barcelona's midfield is rubbish. After Chelsea loses the ball, he doesn't rush out of the ball and do ineffective possession at the back. Oh, well now, Chelsea steal the ball - it's already in the attacking half without breaking a sweat Already." Cristiano sounded very gloating.

Leo coughed several times in order to express his dissatisfaction.

——"Leo, are you uncomfortable?" The teammate next to him watched the game on the field and asked casually.

Leo hid the earphones in his hair uneasily, and said politely that he was fine.

"But look at Deco!" Cristiano blew enthusiastically, "This is Portugal's reliable midfielder and an important player in the European Cup final. Look at his chasing back, how beautifully he shoveled to the ground. The ball, sent the ball directly to the foot of the player closest to him. And it is worth mentioning that he is also very fast to get up."

Leo didn't understand why getting up quickly was something to be admired.

"He got up and went to catch it, it was a perfect pass and catch - he kicked the ball, what a wonderful pass, right behind Ronaldinho. God, That's just mind-boggling..."

Leo finally couldn't listen anymore, he turned his head and covered his mouth and whispered, "Shut up."

Cristiano exhaled from his nose, expressing his disdain.

But Cristiano was only quiet for 5 minutes before starting to jump up and down to despise Chelsea and Barcelona.

"Chelsea! Brilliant hit to the goalkeeper!" Cristiano fussed, imitating the tone of football commentators, "Look, Chelsea's useless striker picked the ball up, obviously trying to emulate Ronaldo's wonderful performance at Manchester United , trying to change the ground ball into a high-altitude ball to surprise. But Barcelona's goalkeeper was so clever that he realized this intention-but it was nothing, after all, every joint of Chelsea's useless striker Telling everyone what his next moves are going to be."

Leo coughed again and again in order to express his dissatisfaction.

——"Leo, are you feeling well?" The teammate next to him glanced at Leo, this time with a little concern.

Leo forced a smile and said politely that he was fine.

"What is that unreliable goalkeeper in Barcelona doing? He actually led another round of ball possession in the backcourt—wasting time?" Cristiano was unscrupulous, "Those who don't know think Barcelona are ahead."

"Let me tell you, your La Masia system is like this. You always pay attention to ball control, which is not good-too stable is not conducive to winning."

Leo rolled his eyes.

"Is Ronaldinho practicing back and forth running?" Cristiano sharply pointed out the fact that Ronaldinho couldn't catch the ball no matter how he ran in the frontcourt, "But I can barely understand, After all he was always accompanied by two Chelsea players."

"That's why I hate Mourinho." Cristiano changed his subject and aimed at Mourinho again, "He never understands the beauty of offense, he only knows how to defend."

Rio turned a deaf ear and pretended Ronaldo didn't exist.

"Mourinho has a problem." Cristiano concluded, "Hey, what is Deco doing? He deserves to be Mourinho's player, but he made a pass error at this time-but I think this ball Blame Barcelona's own people, after all, you have also seen that there is a lack of tacit understanding between them. Otherwise, this ball will not go wrong."

Leo covered his face, and after a while, he put his hand down and covered his mouth and said in a low voice, "If Deco kicks well, he is the hero of Portugal. If he kicks badly, he is a disciple of Mourinho?"

He turned his face and didn't recognize the person himself.

Cristiano pretended not to hear this sentence, "Hey, Deco is still a reliable midfielder in Portugal, and he actually snatched the ball back."

Don't be ashamed.Leo rolled his eyes again.

"Deco is relatively reliable. He found Ronaldinho-this is very good, I think it is good..." Cristiano stopped abruptly when he said this.

Ronaldinho got a one-on-one chance, but the goalkeeper missed the ball.

Cristiano was completely stunned, not knowing whether to be happy or sad.

"Stupid! Incompetent! What kind of goalkeeper can you do if you can't make a single-handed save! Single-handed... single-handed... Ronaldinho... In short, he is useless! He is a Brazilian international, and he does this kind of thing! This single-handed kicker It's not beautiful at all! I'm so mad!" Cristiano was furious at the updated 1-0 on the TV screen.

Leo didn't hear clearly at first, he was busy with high-fiving his teammates, but he didn't expect that Cristiano was still chattering, "Why can't UEFA directly cancel the two teams because of "playing football is too ugly" Promotion quota. "

Leo was irritated by this sentence.

"What do you mean?" Leo even forgot to lower his voice.

The teammates next to him looked over one after another, not knowing what happened to Leo-why should he be angry at the goal?And, who spoke to Leo?

Leo felt the strange eyes of others, quickly hid his earphones again, and muttered in a low voice, "I heard someone swearing by the fans of the visiting team." - This sentence is of course unreasonable, after all, Leo's words are obvious He was talking to other people, and even if the away team fans cursed, it was already hidden in the shouts of the home team fans.But the other people who were excited when the team took the lead didn't pay attention to this. They just laughed and persuaded Leo not to mind that.

Leo forced a smile and thanked them for their kindness.

Cristiano also seemed to realize that his words had offended Leo, so he obediently shut up, but he was still madly dissing Barcelona in his heart.

Leo didn't dare to speak anymore, so he could only express his dissatisfaction with a cough.

——"Leo, are you really not feeling sick?" The teammate next to him glanced at Leo again and asked seriously.

Leo smiled with difficulty, and reluctantly said that it was all right.

The teammate nodded, looking completely in disbelief.

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Thank you for your rewards

After seeing everyone's voices, after the Manchester United part is over, I will write a "last life" episode