[football] this god

It took Leo a little time to adjust his mood, and during this time, Cristiano bought a trunk of household items at lightning speed and took them to his new house, and arranged them himself-this is not true. It is said that Cristiano sucks his fingers and is reluctant to spend some money to ask someone to do these chores for him, but even in 2005, Cristiano is already famous enough, if he asks someone to help him decorate a new house at this time , probably the next day all over Europe will hear that Ronaldo has a secret lover.

Although the "secret" is true, the "lover"...

Well, "lover" is also true...

Leo thought about this matter several times, and finally... continued to watch the video - he decided to calmly face the fact that Ronaldo was decorating their house like an adult.

It's not a big deal, it's just a very common thing.Leo told himself so.

Turning around and talking about the game, Mourinho, as the hottest coach in Europe today, is naturally not weak in adapting to the situation.

Back from the intermission, Mourinho's team took the initiative to make changes.

——If you can't guard Ronaldo, can you still guard the remaining nine?Ronaldo can be unstoppable, can the other nine be unstoppable too?

The answer is of course all negative.

In the second half, Manchester United kicked off first.

——"The sofa is black, and the cushions I bought are light gray. Let me show you the photos to experience it." Ronaldo sent such a text message inappropriately.

Leo took a look and concentrated on watching the game.

Manchester United's defense passed the ball forward, but Chelsea's defense and the midfield line were very close and pressed tightly, and Manchester United's defense and midfield almost lost contact.

Chelsea got a very good chance and immediately tackled - Mourinho is very good at picking and teaching the defense. This player's tackle is very clean. He blocked the ball with his body and took it without any foul suspicion. He took the ball and immediately handed it over to teammates on the flanks on the defensive line who came forward to respond.

Manchester United's defender may be overly nervous, and when his head is hot, he makes a flying tackle-getting himself a yellow card and has not yet won the ball.

Only five minutes into the second half.

——"The tablecloth is gray, I put the bear in the middle, and, I still bought a candle holder. Although I didn't buy a candle." Ronaldo didn't seem to mind Leo's "coldness", but he introduced it more tirelessly own merit.

Leo despised this kind of stupid behavior, simply replied "watching the video" and continued to concentrate on watching the game-but he still spent more than ten seconds imagining how frustrated Ronaldo's curly head would be.

To be honest, while hairspray isn't bad, Leo thinks curls are fine too.

Chelsea quickly handed the ball to the feet of their teammates in the frontcourt after re-kick-off.

Chelsea's striker didn't get any chance to make a useful attempt, so they had to pass the ball back to the midfield again.

The midfielder made a forward diagonal pass from left to right. Manchester United realized the crisis and leaned over when the ball passed through the middle.

The Manchester United wide player catches the ball.

The ball was immediately sent to Ronaldo's feet, and Ronaldo counterattacked.

Before Chelsea could do anything, Ronaldo fired a wide kick across the pitch and sent the ball into Rooney's place.

In those years, Rooney was not a boy who didn't stop the ball for 30 meters - he not only caught the ball, but also stopped it beautifully to give himself a little time to adjust.

Chelsea's back line was overwhelmed.

Rooney thus gained valuable dribbling time - at the same time, Ronaldo watched Rooney's movement and position and started at the same time.

Just like the two dark wings of the red devil, there is no sense of existence when it is closed, but once it is unfolded, it casts an incomparable shadow on the earth.

When Rooney inserted | into the penalty area, Ronaldo also shrank into the penalty area-they were in two absolutely symmetrical positions in the penalty area.

The back line closed towards Rooney, just like the huge hunting net opened by the hunter closed the net bag instantly when he saw the prey crashing into his own area.

But at that moment, Rooney suddenly kicked the ball.

--madness!Leo despised Rooney's pass, it was obviously too big, if it were me...

Ronaldo also realized that the ball was too big, and he had to take two steps back to catch the ball.

In that backward posture, Ronaldo suddenly jumped up and smashed the boulder with a heavy hammer to win the header.

"Rooney assisted Cristiano! Cristiano scored with a header..." The commentator was still excited to brag about the great career of Ronaldo and Rooney, but suddenly he stopped as if his neck was stepped on.

Rio was also surprised-the battle report clearly showed that this was a 1:0 game, and this ball should not have existed.But this ball is uncontroversial, and it is even enough to be selected as the top five goals of this round of the Premier League.

"He fucked, this ball is offside?! Are the referee's eyes on the offside line?!" The commentator yelled and enjoyed the special silencer service of the TV station.

Of course the ball was not offside. Leo watched the replay several times but only confirmed his opinion.

"Oh no...it's not offside? The referee changed it? Okay, that's 2..." The commentator was almost pissed off, "What? He changed it to foul first? Did it mean that Ronaldo made a foul when he took off? ?! The Chelsea players also looked blank, okay, then we can temporarily rule out the possibility of them influencing the referee's decision."

Rooney rushed up to celebrate with Ronaldo, but naturally he was not in the mood to celebrate at this time. He surrounded the referee with all the Manchester United players, determined to seek justice.

They now have the opportunity to beat the thriving Chelsea 2-0, and no one would want to give up this opportunity—especially because of the referee.

Mourinho obviously understands that the ball cannot be changed again, otherwise the referee's prestige will be wiped out-the line referee did not raise the flag at all before, and the referee called offside himself. Such a performance is already amazing.He had to change it, but it could only be changed to a foul, otherwise he would really lose his face.

But this is not important, the current situation is good news for Chelsea, Leo thought, Mourinho must understand this truth, he must know what kind of psychological blow this is to Manchester United players.Manchester United players will think that the referee is against them, and their mentality will be out of balance. Chelsea can take the opportunity to fight back and tie or even overtake the score.

Such a thing is not without precedent in football.

Probably based on this idea, Mourinho applauded, wanting to encourage his players, trying to get back the score, or even overtake.

——Then, the most amazing performance of the whole game appeared.

"?" The commentator was dumbfounded, "The referee blew his whistle again? What did he blow?"

"? He sent Mourinho to the stands??" The commentator was amazed, "It's amazing, but why? What did Mourinho do? This is pure balancing, right? Bragging about an offside, bragging about a penalty Go to the stands? Although I admit that Mourinho talks a lot, but he didn't do anything just now."

"Best referee of the round."

No one knew at the time, but Leo, who had read the post-game coverage, knew what had happened.

——It turned out that Mourinho applauded and encouraged his players, which was the "provocative referee" in the referee's post-match report...

Looking at it this way, Mourinho may indeed be at odds with the referee profession.

Leo added the article "the referee is too often" in his "one hundred reasons to hate the Premier League", planning to inform Ronaldo when they meet next time, and use this as an argument to imply that La Liga is a better league for him.

But speaking of which...

After hinting that La Liga is the better league?How should he hint to Ronaldo and let him know that Barcelona is the best city and Barcelona is the best team?

Leo was lost in thought.

He was determined to pick a very special moving gift for Ronaldo, in order to achieve the purpose of implying the other party.

At the same time, the whole audience was dumbfounded by this inexplicable call. Rooney and Ronaldo, who had gone to the referee together to explain, were also confused by this.The two whispered their ears, shoulder to shoulder, probably discussing what happened and what to do next.

Neville, Ferdinand and Giggs gathered together not far away, muttering in low voices, apparently also discussing what was going on at the moment - Leo noticed that the distance between the two groups headed by Ronaldo and Neville Not far away, Keane was standing alone, silently looking at Fanny who was standing at an arm's length away from him, not communicating with anyone, just looking down at his shoelaces.

Perhaps, Leo thought, Ruud had made some decision, and Keane might have been the only one who had noticed—it was just that Leo didn't know what that decision was yet.

"What happened to Ruud?" Leo texted Ronaldo.

"Oh, it might be a transfer." Ronaldo's text message seemed casual, "You can see it?"

"Aren't you worried? That's the top scorer in the Premier League and the European Golden Boot."

"That's because I'm the assist leader and I'm behind him. I obey the team's arrangement and I've done a lot of work. If he refuses to stay in the team because he doesn't have confidence, then I don't think it's my responsibility. You should see Well, I was still passing him the ball against Chelsea, but he can't expect me to deny myself a good chance to get him a shot - by the way, do you like lemon hand sanitiser?" Ronaldo ask.

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Thank you, guests, for your rewards.

Actually, I didn't know that yesterday was Chinese Valentine's Day...

[Forum body attempt] [I think they have a problem]

——"Barcelona Unofficial Forum"Private water area for new and old employees"Theme: I think someone has a problem with someone

#1【Original】My eyes see too much

I just blocked Leo's account, so I can speak freely.

I think he has a problem with XX. As the only person who has stayed in both Manchester United and Barcelona and knows them at the same time, I think I am definitely an authoritative official channel.

#2 Captain Puyol

Who.

[Captain Puyol has been moved out of this area by the administrator, my eyes have seen too much]

#3 Me and Andres Inseparable

It's the other way around, how dare you remove the old captain? !

And, who do you say had an affair with Leo?

#4 Forced to be inseparable from Harvey

No matter who it is, but it seems that there is more than one leg.

Since it comes to Manchester United, I guess it's Cesc.

#5【Original】My eyes see too much

and many more.

What does this have to do with Cesc?

#6 Me and Andres Inseparable

Obviously.

Cesc and Leo are childhood sweethearts, and he is in the Premier League, and you know him too-considering that we are not familiar with Cesc, you are indeed the "only" right.

@forced to be inseparable from Harvey Am I right?

#7 Forced to be inseparable from Harvey

Ok.

#8 [Lord] These eyes see too much

So why not Aguero? !He is also in the Premier League!He doesn't know you either!

#9 Forced to be inseparable from Harvey

But you don't know him.

#10 Cristiano's Nanny Mister De

……

@This pair of eyes sees too much You are not talking about our little ancestors, are you?

#11 [Lord] These eyes see too much

exactly!

#12 Me and Andres Inseparable

It's just talking about the little ancestor.

Didn't Leo's name be mentioned in Gerrard's main building?

[I, who was inseparable from Andres, was moved out of this area because of my low IQ, which was seen through too much by the administrator's eyes]