[football] this god

Cristiano had his curls back when he showed up at the training ground the next day.

——"Roy, did you put a curse on Cristiano?" Giggs was shocked to see Cristiano's sullen little curly hair.

Keane took a look at Giggs and began to wonder how he could play as the main player in a team like Manchester United.

Is Manchester United just..., or is he just lucky?

"You can't use persuasion to Cristiano, but to stimulate him." Keane said succinctly.

Giggs looks at Keane.

"What do you mean?"

Keane: ...

Of course, Cristiano did not voluntarily keep this head of stubborn curly hair. He just felt that Keane had said that. If he still insisted on using hairspray to support the dignity of an adult, it would be too dishonorable—he was determined to use Adult personality charm conquered Manchester United and the whole of Europe.

Then, enhance the glamor with a touch of hairspray.

But the good news is that the Manchester United dressing room praised Cristiano's "repentance" this time with a weird enthusiasm that is a monster, and spent more time in team training on rubbing his curls-they It seems that he is worried that Cristiano will spray hairspray all over his head one day, so he cherishes the self-made rolls he has now.

—To be honest, Cristiano occasionally feels that they spend so much energy on their heads because of Keane.They just don't want to face the fact that Keane is about to leave, just like Cristiano's restoration of his curly hair also wants to give himself a psychological hint: Keane is still your captain, you have to listen to him.

Cristiano was immersed in this mood, causing him to almost forget Messi's Golden Boy Award.

And he didn't forget this incident, thanks to Mr. Mendes, a terminal patient of Messi's allergy.

"This time the Golden Boy Award, you know, although I am very reluctant to admit it, there is no doubt that Mr. Messi won the award."

That's what Mendes told Cristiano the day before the award, as he scoffed at Dolores' beef patties at his house.

Cristiano had a guilty conscience and almost thought that Mendes mentioned Messi so abnormally because he had discovered something and wanted to test himself.

@Mr Keen, say it again, look at how much psychological shadow you have left on the child.

"Why did you mention him? Don't you dislike him?" Cristiano was careful to prevent being phished|law enforcement.

Mendes smiled and had no allergic reaction at all. "Of course I don't like him, but when I hear sponsors complaining about him, I forget that I don't like him."

Cristiano: ... well-founded and perfectly logical.

"Why is his sponsor so stupid to complain to you?" Cristiano felt that the world was crazy-don't talk about Messi with the people around Ronaldo, don't talk about Ronaldo with the people around Messi.Don't even swear, because it may be said.

Isn't this the basic consensus on the peaceful development of human society?

"And who will give Messi a contract after inviting me? Do you want to be crazy?"

Mendes seemed to think that Cristiano was retarded.

"It's 2005 now, not 2015." Mendes looked around and said in a low voice when he saw that no one else was there, "No one thought you were rivals in 2005—so they wanted to sign you and him at the same time." It is possible to endorse different products of the same brand."

"What did they say about him that made you so happy." Cristiano forcibly changed the subject.

When Mendes brought up this happy event, he no longer looked at Cristiano with mentally retarded eyes, "They said that the old Messi was very difficult to talk. And it was very strange. At first, he was very happy to promise the sponsor that he could talk about it." Talking about the price, but after one night, they turned their faces and refused to talk about anything—of course, they mainly said this to compliment me, after all, compared with the old Mr. Macy, I am simply a holy angel."

"Your level of comparison is really low..." Cristiano praised.

Mendez's neck stiffened.

——"Speaking of hype, "Cristiano remembers himself" at the beginning "when I was chatting with an old business partner in the year when I retired, I said this," you all thought of doing a whole set of business plans about my retirement , Why has no one thought of taking advantage of me and Messi for so many years?Well, I admit that it was too expensive to sign both of us at the same time for a few years, and there is no way we would work with each other on this - the earth would explode.But why is no one even fantasizing about it?Or around 09, when we were not too expensive. "

His good friend stopped admiring the color of the wine and looked up at Cristiano seriously, "Seriously? "

Cristiano nodded strangely.

"Of course I thought about it, we are not fools. "The other party simply said, "It's just a lesson from the past-someone invited Messi with a plan, but Messi refused only to hear that he was working with you.He didn't even give the other party a chance to say a second sentence.So everyone knows, at least Messi firmly disagrees.Naturally, there is no possibility of reaching a consensus. "

Cristiano pulled his face down suddenly, "Why should he refuse? "

The other party froze for a moment, as if this question contained all the mysteries in the universe and was meaningless and completely redundant, "He...he might think we can't pay the bill..."——The other party said vaguely, Perhaps it was because he was worried about being known that he had complained about Messi and offended the other party, but he didn't want to say something strange to anger Cristiano.

Cristiano snorted, "But he doesn't have too many endorsements. "

The other party probably thought that the topic was over, but they never expected Cristiano to add such a sentence.

"Messi doesn't like commercial contracts that much, and I've heard people say that he's not very good at that - filming or something. "The other party answered more cautiously.

"However, I heard that the manufacturer who originally wanted to shoot with Messi politely inquired about the reason for Messi's refusal-you know, if it is worried that the two superstars filming together will affect the contract amount, then it is completely okay. Negotiable.But guess what? "Another person at the same table came over," Messi is said to have said: "We must be rivals, we cannot be close to friends for a second." "

Cristiano frowned, "I thought he didn't believe in clichés like 'fate' and 'destiny'. "

Someone at the table laughed, "He probably didn't believe it, he just set himself up as Destiny, decided that you must be enemies - what is Destiny?"Fate just let the apple fall on Newton's head and let you and Messi be born. As for the attraction defined by Newton, it is your own business if you want to be enemies. "

Cristiano doesn't know if Mendes knew about it, since Mendes wasn't there that night because he had business to do - but it's also possible, since Cristiano's assistant was there that day, and his assistant was given by Mendes. selected by S.

Messi likes to control everything more than anyone else. He wants to take all decisions in his own hands, even including his lifelong relationship with another person.

Cristiano has always wanted to win this round, but so far he doesn't even know whether his being with Messi counts as his "decision".

Everything between them is a war and Cristiano has to win every second.And more importantly than this, Cristiano also wants to know why Messi rejected the sponsor's invitation this time.

He was with Messi, and he wondered why Messi refused.

——"Anyway," Mendes obviously didn't think of the same past as Cristiano, otherwise he might not be able to continue this topic so calmly.So far, he just gave up worrying about whether he should lower himself to compare with the old Mr. Messi, and continued to belittle the other party, "He, I mean the old Mr. Messi, doesn't know how to run a superstar at all. Sorry."

Although there was no regret on the face of the respected Mr. Mendez, he was even gloating.

"Then you can teach him." Cristiano was immersed in the memories of the past, and said casually, "Old Messi really doesn't understand anything, the only right thing he did in life was to give birth to Messi This son—I suspect the only part he can understand is the "contract amount." "

Mendez was proud of this statement.

"Of course I will set a perfect example for the whole world." Mendes said happily, looking at Cristiano with happiness in his eyes, "I will make you a more perfect football idol , then the whole world will know what a football superstar is like."

Cristiano still didn't recover, "Oh, that's not what I'm talking about."

"What's that?" Mendes couldn't keep up with Cristiano's train of thought.

"I want to say, you can sign Messi, and then..." Cristiano suddenly felt a cold nose before he finished speaking.

Mendez holds his knife to the tip of his nose, a formal smile on his face.

"Say it again."

Cristiano picked up the dinner plate and disappeared with a whoosh.

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Give the guests a love meme and a love joke

[Forum body attempt] [I have already said that they have problems]

——"Manchester United Unofficial Forum" Retired Veteran Cadres' Private Water Area" theme: I told you that they have problems and you still don't believe it

#1 Fatty who is very good at people (landlord)

Just like the title, a certain two people who are well-known but not well-known.When XX was at Manchester United, I thought they were unusual, and now it is true! @八口界社墅王洛吉@他费迪亲哥

#2 Gossip leader Wong Lo Kat

I am responsible for negligence, but you believe me is your problem, I am not responsible for this part.

#3 He Ferdy Bro

The second floor smells shameless.

And can I say I think @OldCaptainKean has figured it out?

#4 Old handsome guy loves Xiaoqi

Who are you talking about?

Roy's screen name is as straightforward as ever...

#5 The One and Only King of the Box

You can see that you are talking about Cristiano and Messi.

#6 Kindness and Fraternity Neville

@The Only King of the Restricted Zone You actually said it...

@很有优人的小肖跑跑!

#7 Veteran Captain Keane

I've seen it all along.

@老兄友爱小七 When did you sneak into the private water area of ​​retired veteran cadres?

#8 Old handsome guy loves Xiaoqi

I belong to "Li". Although I am not a retired Li, that is also "Li".

#9 He Ferdy Bro

So, @oldcaptainkeane How did you see it in the first place?

#10 Fatty who is very good at people (landlord)

Only his own brother was paying attention.

@善些感爱Neville Don't be afraid, Cristiano has no authority, he can't get in.

#11 Veteran Captain Keane

The facts are obvious, but you are blind.

Cristiano’s lover in the scandal: Argentine girl, traditionalism in sending yerba mate tea, not tall, watched the Champions League final with Cristiano, has (larger) interest in football, Ryan met "her" .

Messi: Argentine, loves to drink yerba mate, is not tall, [unknown whether he watched the Champions League final with Cristiano], obviously has a great interest in football, Ryan thinks he looks very familiar.

#12 Old handsome guy loves Xiaoqi

When you put it that way, I also think they are blind...

Are you blind?