[football] this god

Very suddenly.

No one thought that Mr. Keane, who was the most boring, would organize the whole team to watch Barcelona's away game against Chelsea - but considering Mr. Keane's usual boredom, in order to prevent Mr. Giggs from taking the whole team out to play The tragedy happened again, so not only all applications to bring wives and girlfriends were banned, but even a bar was specially reserved.

——"Please make sure there are no irrelevant people on the day, thank you." Everyone heard Mr. Keane say this when he called the bar to confirm the appointment.

Everyone realizes that this is going to be a really, necessarily, definitely boring night for men only.By the way, the "men" here also include the dozen or so teammates who sit next to you and you have to watch every day.

Thinking of this makes me feel hopeless.

"I'm going to go home to watch the game." Cristiano carefully suggested.

Keene glanced at him, and then again.

Cristiano withdrew his proposal with a dry smile, and obediently followed the others to the bar on time.

——"Chelsea kicked off first. Although Chelsea lost at the Nou Camp in the last round, but because they scored an away goal, they still have great hopes of advancing this round." I am optimistic about Chelsea.

Cristiano took a toothpick and stuck a red sausage and gritted his teeth: he hated this game, he didn't like Barcelona winning very much, but he also hated seeing Mourinho triumphant.

Chelsea attacked fiercely at the beginning, but Barcelona, ​​which was also determined to advance, was not to be outdone - Chelsea's midfielder pulled the side from the center to the side, and Messi, who has always been not good at doing something defensively, greeted him , poked the ball out of the sideline.

But although Barcelona destroyed the attack, Chelsea still threw the ball near the center line through the sideline, and then the defender near the center line pulled it to the other side, and the full back gave the ball to the winger near the bottom line and then passed back to the penalty area.

"It's crazy," Ferdinand said, snatching a small piece of Cristiano's red sausage. "Did Mourinho realize that for a second his own half has only one man besides the goalkeeper?"

"Ten people are attacking wildly in the front, and there are only two people in the backcourt. It is obviously an imbalance in offense and defense." Neville obviously also has some objections to Mourinho's style of play, "But it is very amazing, he just doesn't lose—— Offensive instead of defensive, I admit it sounds a bit overwhelming, but I always thought it was too aggressive."

Chelsea got a chance in the penalty area, but the ball was on the ground, and there was a defender in front of the forward. No matter how he kicked, he would only hit the defender. In desperation, the Chelsea forward still hit the defender. One kick, not surprisingly, hit the Barcelona player and was kicked out of the baseline in the chaos.

"Chelsea's first ten kicks are all [-] points, but it's a pity that the pass was passed to the striker in the end." I don't know who commented, "It's a pity."

Cristiano thought the red sausage was too salty, took a big gulp of lemon juice, and replied casually: "This striker is just stupid-this ball is very simple, just pick it up after receiving the foot, and then head the ball."

The Manchester United players who were still chatting and laughing were all quiet - they thought about this picture in their minds, and then became quieter.

"...Cristiano, what are you talking about? Pick... pick it up and then head the ball?" Giggs asked Cristiano stammeringly, "Why pick it up?"

Cristiano froze for a moment, blinked and looked at Giggs, "Why? Because all the defenders and goalkeepers will defend the ball on the ground. At this time, it is just a surprise attack. I think the probability of success is very high."

"I'm not questioning the idea - I'm just asking, why would you think of that?" Giggs continued.

Cristiano faced a world-class problem - one of his greatest fears in life: why would you even think of doing this on the pitch?

I just thought of it... why can't you think of it?Do you grow your brain to look taller?

Cristiano scratched his curly hair, and in order to avoid any anti-social and anti-social answers from his mouth, he tied another piece of little red sausage and pretended not to hear the question.

Chelsea's round of offense was ineffective and lost the ball.

Barcelona's central defender took the ball and immediately gave it to the midfielder in order to prevent Chelsea's pressing. The midfielder did not dare to stop the ball and immediately passed it to Ronaldinho-Ronaldinho is very fast. At this time, Chelsea The disadvantage of having only one defender in his own half stands out.

But fortunately, the defender that Mourinho pursues is always in motion, so in the delay of the defender, others quickly catch up to interfere.

At this time, the characteristics of Ronaldinho's fast running reflect its shortcomings.

——The opponent's defenders can't catch up with him, and neither can their own forwards and midfielders.

After all, the miracle of juggling an entire defense and passing everyone does not happen every night, so Ronaldinho's interception is nothing new.

Chelsea have the ball again.

The Chelsea defender passed the ball to the midfielder diagonally forward, and the midfielder quickly realized that there was an obvious gap in the Barcelona wing - the ball was passed, and the winger waded directly to the edge of the penalty area.

The Barcelona defender had no choice but to foul.

"Is it my illusion? Why do I feel that Barcelona is short of people to fill the gap?" Ferdinand turned his head and asked the people around him, but he only got a shrugging "uninformed" response from the people around him.

"It's Ronaldinho." Pique replied in a moderate voice, just enough for everyone at the table to hear, "He usually doesn't respond."

Ferdinand got the wrong meaning, "Oh...it would be a pity if this is the tactical arrangement-against a total attacking team like Chelsea, it is best to defend with all players."

Everyone else agreed, only Cristiano took a look at Pique, who had known Pique "for a long time" and knew what Pique meant: Pique didn't think it was a tactical problem, it was Ronaldini A question of not working hard.

- Chelsea get a free kick and the Barcelona defender gets a yellow card.

A free kick was taken, and Barcelona's men won the first spot and pushed outside the penalty area.

The Barcelona player grabbed the second point, but Chelsea stole the ball again, and knocked it across the wing, and quickly advanced the cross from the wing. There were no more chances in the center, so they had to pass to the teammate in the corner of the penalty area and then hand it over to the teammate. Center forward in front of goal.

——"It's the first time I've seen such a stupid center forward." Cristiano muttered, "This header can't hit the ball, and the basic jumping ability is zero, right?"

Ferdinand gave him a blank look and coughed, "It's ok, Cristiano. This is not bad for him, it's because the pass from the wing is too high - the ball has to be passed [-] meters."

Barcelona got the ball again and immediately hoisted it to the frontcourt.

The advantage of Ronaldinho's dislike of returning to defense was highlighted. He immediately got the ball and rushed forward. After seeing the Chelsea defender coming, he quickly gave it to Messi who came from the wing.

"Leo!" Pique yelled in a low voice.

Cristiano glanced at Pique and pouted.

Messi once again replicated his extraordinary miracle, but Messi hit the lintel with his last shot.

Cristiano couldn't help but stomped his feet and sighed.

Ferdinand, who was busy stealing Cristiano's little red sausage, was startled by Cristiano's sudden stomp, and almost threw the little red sausage on the ground. Cristiano, "Cristiano, you didn't shoot the goal yourself, why are you excited?"

"After all, they are Argentines." Keane said this coldly.

Cristiano was shocked when he heard the word "Argentine" and immediately denied, "I just want to see Mourinho's team eliminated."

——Reasonable and logical, Keane thought for a while and said nothing.

Chelsea regain possession of the ball.

This time, the Chelsea forward didn't waste another chance when he received a high pass from midfield.

"1:0! Chelsea's home goal, the big score is now 2:2-half time has not yet ended, Chelsea took the lead in establishing the advantage. If this score is maintained until the end of the game, Chelsea will advance to the quarter by virtue of the away goal advantage finals."

The commentary of Sky Sports obviously chose to side with Chelsea at this time.

The camera showed Mourinho, and Mourinho triumphantly raised his eyebrows with his hands behind his back, as if he was sure of winning.

Cristiano stared at Mourinho on the TV screen and chomped down on the last piece of red sausage.

Keane looked at him, as if he breathed a sigh of relief after recalling all the feud he had with Mr Mourinho.

——He has too much heart, "Argentine" means nothing, and it is impossible for Cristiano to have anything to do with Messi.

It's just a coincidence. As for him sighing for Messi's missed goal?

Of course, of course he would, after all, the enemy of an enemy is a friend - Mourinho's enemy is Cristiano's friend.

The logic is complete and flawless.

Keane tried to convince himself that.

But...but maybe he should tell Sir, it's not a small thing after all.Keane thought so.