Night Rabbit Jianghua [Comprehensive]

When the family was sitting together for lunch, Jiang Hua suddenly raised a question——

"Kamui, Kagura, what kind of person is your father?"

The expression on Jiang Hua's face was a little hesitant. He had been afraid to ask before, but he couldn't help but want to know the answer to this question.After all, for a family of three living together today, this is a problem that cannot be avoided anyway.

So at the end of lunch, Jiang Hua finally asked this question.

The moment they heard Jianghua's question, the brothers and sisters Shenwei and Kagura instantly petrified, as if they didn't know how to answer.

"Mommy!" Kagura immediately put down the bowl in his hand, then grabbed his elder brother's arm and rushed towards the window, "I'll tell you after we discuss it!"

"Huh?" Apparently Shenwei hadn't reacted yet.

As he spoke, he didn't care whether Shenwei answered or not, and jumped out with him.

Sitting alone at the dining table, Jiang Hua looked in surprise at the two brothers and sisters Kamui and Kagura who jumped out of the window on the second floor again.

Is this question really that difficult to answer?

Could it be that the two brothers and sisters were afraid that they would not be able to accept the news that that person had passed away?

Kagura dragged Shenwei all the way to two streets away, and finally stopped after making sure that Jianghua could not hear them.

And Shenwei, who was dragged by Kagura all the way, also looked disgusted. After leaving Jianghua's sight, he quickly broke away, and half-closed his eyes and said to Kagura: "When you left, there was food in the bowl, that's mom Hard work."

"What's the matter with your disgusting tone and expression?! Idiot brother, is this how you treat your cute sister?! You, a super mother control, can't save Alu! It's late, Alu!"

Kagura puffed her cheeks, complained a few words angrily, and then said seriously: "Brother idiot, Mommy hasn't recovered her memory now, but she has changed back to the gentle mommy before, right?"

After Kamui stared at Kagura for a while, he smiled and said, "That's right, it's exactly the same as my previous mother."

"It even became healthier and happier!" Kagura said, pointing to himself, "The reason for this must be because Kagura is smart and cute, so even if Mommy loses her memory, she is still the same as before love me!"

"But Dad is different!" Kagura changed the topic, "When Mommy became a star, Dad's head was not so sparse, and he still had a lot of hair."

"So what?" Shenwei didn't care about his father at all, "That guy, just let him disappear forever."

"If Mommy knows that Dad has become a useless uncle with a sparse head, he will be very sad!" Kagura seems to have encountered a super problem, "When the time comes, Mommy will escape reality and want to leave us what to do?"

Hearing Kagura's hypothesis, Kamui frowned.

According to Shenwei's understanding of his mother, he believed that it was absolutely impossible for his mother to leave them for such a ridiculous reason.

But if that bald man affects the current peace...

"No, we have to start a plan!" Kagura looked full of fighting spirit, "Daddy said before that we will come to Earth after buying the souvenir kelp. Before Mommy sees Dabi, we must Make Dad thicker than his hair."

"Or, we can make the bald man never see his mother." Shenwei squinted and smiled and proposed another plan that he thought was better, "In this way, our family of three can live together forever. Of course, if I If my stupid little sister wants to disappear with Baldy, I can help."

In this case, only he and his mother will be left to live on the earth, which can be said to be the most perfect plan.

"No!" Kagura pulled the corner of his mouth and made a grimace, "Mommy said before that a family should be neat and tidy, and there must be no one left."

"In short, before Dad comes back, we have to make some preparations, Aru!" At this moment, an idea popped up in Kagura's mind.

After making up his mind, Kagura didn't expect his idiot brother to cooperate with his plan, but after agreeing with Kamui not to tell the truth, he started running around.

After Jiang Hua cleaned up the lunch table, he stood at the door of the grocery store and looked around, wanting to see where his two sometimes worrying children had gone.

At this time, Shimura Miao, a frequent customer of the grocery store, came to Jiang Hua with a vegetable basket.

"Long time no see, is Ah Miao here to buy seasonings?" Seeing Shimura Miao approaching, Jiang Hua greeted with a smile.

"Yes... yes!" Shimura Tae looked a little hesitant at first, but soon recovered his smile, "Ma'am, Kagura and Kamui's father is Hoshikaibo, right?"

"It seems to be." When Jiang Hua heard the name, he felt his heart beat faster for a moment.

Before that, Jiang Hua had learned the name from Kagura, and tried to search for information about the homeowner of Xinghai on the planet's Internet, but he didn't get any valuable content, not even a single photo .

The only impression of that man may be the tall figure and thick hair that Jiang Hua occasionally saw in his memories and dreams.

"Xinghai Fangzhu is really an amazing person." Shimura Takao glanced at the corner of the street, and then peeked at the cheat sheet he wrote on the palm of his hand, "I heard that he is called the strongest mercenary in the universe. The monsters that have been eliminated and the planets that have been saved are more than the Ultramans from the M78 nebula, so it can be said that they are the strong and saviors of the universe."

After reading the cheat sheet written in the palm of his hand in one breath, Tae Shimura seemed to remember something again, sighed and said, "It's a pity... hey..."

Why did you start sighing all of a sudden?

Jiang Hua was a little puzzled at first, but when he thought that Xinghai Fangzhu had left this world, he suddenly understood Shimura Miao's regret...

"I suddenly remembered that I still have something to do, so let's take a step first." After finishing everything that needed to be said, Tae Shimura said goodbye immediately, and walked quickly to the corner of the street.

"Sister A Miao, have you finished those lines?" Kagura looked at Shimura Miao expectantly.

"Don't worry, since it's Xiao Kagura's request, I will definitely complete the task." Shimura Takashi blinked, "Just now I praised Xinghai Fangzhu a lot."

"Sister A Miao, you can't just say good things!" Kagura said quickly, "Our purpose is to let Mommy understand the advantages of Daddy, but also know that Daddy is not perfect!"

"I think I handled this part quite well." Shimura Takao is very confident in his acting skills, "Because I can't directly discuss the hair follicle issue of Master Xinghaifang, so I just tactfully expressed my pity for the bald man."

"Big sister is the best!" Hearing Shimura Tae's report, Kagura felt that his plan was about to succeed, "I just hope that other people can go as smoothly as big sister."

So under the arrangement of Kagura, Katsura Kotaro, the leader of the anti-barbarians, has also arrived outside the grocery store.

"Boss, long time no see." From the first meeting, Gui Xiaotaro admired a lady like Jiang Hua very much, but after knowing Jiang Hua's identity and Jiang Hua's family members, Gui Xiaotaro's thoughts on Jiang Hua also completely changed, from a Admirers in the dark become friends and regulars in the light.

"Mr. Gui, today doesn't seem to be the day to buy delicious bars." Because Gui Xiaotaro's frequency of buying delicious bars is very stable, Jiang Hua is inevitably a little strange.

"Hahahaha, I just went out for a stroll with Elizabeth to see if there is anything that needs help on the street." Katsura Kotaro said righteously, "Although it is a great responsibility to fight barbarians, I still want to be the master of Xinghaifang on weekdays." People like that."

Is it the master of Xinghaifang again?

"Madam boss, do you know?" Gui Xiaotaro also secretly glanced at the cheat sheet in his hand, "Although the master of Xinghaifang is a great hero who has saved countless planets, he is also very helpful on weekdays, as long as he sees someone stealing on the street, As long as you see someone's pet is lost, as long as you see an old woman crossing the road, you will definitely step forward to help! This sincere heart of dedicating yourself to the people of the universe is really worth learning from me and other people with lofty ideals!"

"It sounds like Master Xinghai Fang is really a rare good person." Jiang Hua looked at Gui Xiaotaro with a little more meaning in his eyes, as if he had already noticed something wrong.

But Katsura Kotaro didn't know that he might be seen through, he just sighed exaggeratedly like Shimura Tae, and said, "It's such a good person... Hey, what a pity!"

Although Gui Xiaotaro's lines are a bit exaggerated, but in the heart of this man with lofty ideals, Xinghai Fangzhu is indeed a respectable figure.

It's a pity that when everyone respected Master Xinghaifang, the goddess of hair follicles took the lead in abandoning this cosmic hero.

After Katsura Kotaro left in a hurry like Shimura Miao, Jiang Hua shook his head helplessly.The reason why these two people are full of praise for Xinghai Fangzhu is probably because they were instigated by their two children.

Although Jianghua didn't know why Shenwei and Kagura did this, he could feel that the two children wanted to have a good impression of Master Xinghaifang.

If that's what the kids want, let their plans go ahead...

After making such a decision, Jiang Hua left the grocery store and went to the supermarket to buy some things. By the way, he wanted to see if the children had other plans.

Not long after he walked out of the grocery store, Jiang Hua saw Sakata Yinshi walking towards him with a troubled face, and then he greeted himself loudly: "Miss Boss, are you ready to go out?"

"Yeah, even if you run a grocery store, you still need to go to other places to buy things." Seeing Yinshi Sakata approaching, Jiang Hua felt that things were not easy.

"That..." After looking at Jiang Hua and hesitating for a while, Sakata Gintoki scratched his head and said, "The matter about Xinghai Fangzhu...it's really a pity."

This time, Sakata Gintoki didn't try his best to praise Xinghai Fangzhu as soon as he opened his mouth. This may be because they changed their strategy, or it may be because Sakata Gintoki really couldn't read those nasty lines.

Jiang Hua didn't speak, but just watched quietly.She knew that Sakata Gintoki's words should not be finished yet.

"When people get old, they always have to face such things. Even I, Yin, who has been taking care of me, recently began to feel that the years are not forgiving." The silver-haired and curly-haired Sakata Gintoki pulled out a hair, "Madam Boss should be able to understand, right?"

"If my memory recovers, maybe I will feel the pain." Hearing the "leave" of Xinghai Fangzhu time and time again, Jiang Hua already felt a little stuffy in his chest, "After all, that person is..."

"Yeah, after all, it's Xinghaifangzhu who is known as a cosmic-level powerhouse. It's too unexpected for such a thing to happen." Sakata Gintoki recalled that when he first met Xinghaifangzhu, it was hard to believe that the thin-haired Guy is Kagura's father.

"Actually, lady boss, you should be a very strong person, at least stronger than Kagura imagined." Sakata Gintoki glanced at the direction of the street corner, "Kagura has always been worried that you, lady boss, cannot accept this matter, so always Unable to speak."

"If you have a chance, lady boss, you can ask that child yourself." Sakata Gintoki waved to Jiang Hua as he spoke, then turned and left.

After separating from Sakata Gintoki, Jiang Hua met Grandma Toshi, the police from the Shinsengumi, and the homeless man in the park. They all praised Xinghai Fangzhu.

Although what everyone said sounded like lines memorized by rote, the occasional real expressions revealed made Jiang Hua feel that everyone really respected Master Xinghaifang.

In particular, the respect shown by the policemen of the Shinsengumi is something that cannot be expressed by their clumsy acting skills.

That man should be as good as Jiang Hua imagined.

And on the nearby roof, Kamui "appreciated" his sister's plan in a good mood, and for the first time felt that the stupid sister was still useful.

After squatting on the roof and listening to what those earthlings said, even Kamui himself felt that the bald man might have turned into a star, let alone his mother who had no memory of it at all?

Kamui knew that what these earthlings said would misunderstand his mother, and Kamui even knew that the original misunderstanding came from Kagura's wailing.

But Kamui never thought of explaining and stopping...

It's fun, isn't it?

Maybe it was because of the constant delays on the road, so when Jiang Hua returned to the grocery store after shopping, he found that it was time to prepare dinner materials.

"Are you the proprietress of this grocery store?"

Just when Jiang Hua was about to enter the kitchen to prepare materials, a celestial being with a brown lion's head appeared at the door of the grocery store. Although his tone was somewhat condescending, it didn't sound too harsh.

"I am, what's the matter?" Because his family is a night rabbit, Jiang Hua naturally has no awe or fear of heaven and man, and just asked casually as usual.

"This is my business card." The Lion King put a small card on the counter, "I am a staff member of the Lion King Entertainment Group, and my temporary job is to be the manager of the new idol. I don't know if you want to How about becoming an idol star?"

"Idol star?" Jiang Hua was a little surprised by the intention of the other party, "Sorry, I'm just a grocery store owner. I can neither sing nor act. How can I become an idol star?"

"You don't need to worry about these things." The Lion King star said with certainty, "As long as you have the intention of becoming a star, then all you have to do is sit and collect money. In terms of debut, our Lion King Entertainment Group will Do your best to hype and cover up for you, even if you learn from scratch, there is still time."

"Sorry." Jiang Hua still shook his head.

"You should think about it again." The Lion King man's face is full of brown hair, making it difficult to see his real expression and thoughts, "If you miss this opportunity, you may only be a grocery forever It's just the shop owner."

"But if you're willing to let us pack it, our Lion Entertainment Group will soon make you a new idol who is even hotter than Miss Atong!" The brown lion looked very excited.

"Isn't it good to be a grocery store owner?" Jiang Hua smiled and pushed the business card back, "If possible, I would be more than happy to be an ordinary owner and an ordinary mother."

"Mother...mother...mother...mother?!!"

Because he was lazy and didn't investigate Jiang Hua's specific situation, Jiang Hua's words hit the lion king's head like a bolt from the blue.

"You...you already have a child?!" The Lion King star was stunned for a while before recovering his voice, "Don't you think it's a waste of time to get married at such a young age?!"

"Thank you for your compliment, but my eldest son is already 19 years old, and my younger daughter is also 14 years old." Jiang Hua covered his face with a smile, "So the word 'young' is really shameless."

"..." The Lion King star didn't know what to say next.

Is he really going to convince the mother of two to be a star? !

At this moment, the communicator pinned to the waist of the Lion King star suddenly vibrated, and the voice of his immediate boss also came from the headset clipped to his ear.

"Tom, the camera on your body is crooked." The voice of the White Lion King came from the headset.

"Feel sorry."

"It's nothing." The White Lion King said, "It's just that looking at this lady so close...even my heart is a little bit moved. Tom, I must sign her!"

"But boss, you should have heard it just now..." The brown lion looked a little embarrassed, "This lady boss not only rejected my proposal, but she is already the mother of two children!"

"Follow the original plan." The White Lion's voice didn't seem to mind, "When necessary, you can mobilize the Lion King's combat team stationed in Kabukiding, understand?!"

"That's too exaggerated, the other party is just an ordinary person." While lowering his voice, the brown lion glanced at Jiang Hua, who was smiling and seemed to have a good temper.

"Stupid, it's just for scaring!"

"Yes!" The brown lion named Tom shook his head after interrupting the communication, and then said to Jiang Hua again, "Miss Boss, don't you really think about it?"