[Comprehensive British and American] When station B dominates superheroes

(For the number of redundant words and numbers in this chapter, see Zuohua)

"Mr. Wayne, it's an honor to meet you here..."

"Mr. Wayne, look at the cooperation of the West Bay Project..."

"Miss Leveryn is indeed...Mr. Wayne, you..."

In a group of successful people who are either bald or beer belly, the man in the middle stands out.

The little prince of Gotham has an overly handsome smile on his face, his blue eyes are sharp but frivolous.

He gently hugged the slender waist of the latest edition of "Playboy" cover girl beside him, and kissed his female partner's blushing cheek, causing the other party's winking eyes to be like water, and he responded casually: " Just tell my secretary."

With this kind of attitude that makes people want to fight just by listening to it, it is rare for other people around to cheer without changing their expressions.

——No matter how dandy Bruce Wayne is, he is the last Wayne.

Ned and Peter watched intently, they didn't pay attention to MJ's rant, one was focused on Bruce Wayne...

When the other party finally "casually" looked over, the two teenagers suddenly woke up, and quickly turned their eyes back to the dining table, focusing on their smoked salmon/tuna handshake.

Due to the urgency to eat, the brown-haired boy choked his throat with the wasabi and soy sauce that he ruthlessly dipped in. His nose was hot and sweet, and his eyes were immediately red.

Ned hurriedly handed a tissue to his best friend who was coughing from choking.

None of them noticed that the pair of blue eyes that should have been "swept away" did not move away, but fixedly stared at Peter's shoulders trembling due to coughing, as if a crystal blue flash flashed in the pupils. colored vertical lines.

If someone switches bodies with Bruce Wayne at this moment and looks from his perspective, he can find that what is in front of him is not a simple restaurant scene.

It seems that the scanning blue light of black technology, as well as the dialog box constantly displaying hidden information, appear on everyone in his line of sight.

And the boy Bruce is looking at now has a blue light spot on his furry brown hair head, and a zigzagging straight line spreads from the light spot, connecting a frame with extremely detailed information.

"Name: Peter Parker;

Age: 17 years old

Home Address: XX Apartment, XX Street, Queens, New York

Occupation: Junior at Midtown High School

Part-time jobs: delivery staff in Queens, photography contributors for magazines

Hidden Occupation: Spider-Man

Main heroic deeds: Helping the grandmother cross the road, delivering pizza for a part-time job, returning the lost bicycle to the owner (however, the owner was not found and could only leave a note), helping the neighbor walk the dog,

......"

At the same time, the same perspective and the same information completely appeared on the holographic display in the Batcave of Wayne Manor.

The old butler with white beard and hair pushed his glasses and said with a smile: "Such a young and warm-hearted superhero, he looks much cuter than when you were 17, sir."

In the Wayne Hotel, Bruce Batman Wayne, who stayed up all night because of the bombing of the cross-sea bridge last night, did not find the target he was looking for in the morning, and now once again felt that his territory was invaded by the superheroes in New York. Unhappy: "..."

#No I don't know I'm not a child I don't want to hear#

I was not in a good mood at first, and a bunch of people around me, including my female companion, were still "buzzing" and "buzzing". Batman, who was in the daytime and shrouded in the halo of the second generation, really wanted to be self-willed like this I slipped away.

——Anyway, they should have gotten used to the unreliability of Gotham's little prince, right?

However, just as he was figuring out the escape route, his mobile phone suddenly rang a notification tone that hadn't sounded for a long time.

"bili~bili~"

"bili~bili~"

For a moment, the people in the hall didn't know whether to focus on Wayne, who had such a unique (pink) special (tender) taste in private, or should focus on the fact that he had the same taste as Wayne, who was frightened at the moment. On the boy who stopped coughing and didn't know his name.

Even the spider sensor was frightened by Batman's gaze behind the little spider who "beep beeped": "..."

#西西西西西亚乎我QAQ#

……

"Come on, meringue, let Papa Deadpool take you to open the door to the new ♂world♂ world!"

On the stealth fighter, the pervert in black and red tights, who had already removed the double knives from his back and looked like a monkey, was holding a stolen mobile phone in his hand, and wanted to share good things with Clark.

Little Krypton, the big white Krypton dog, was wagging his tail wildly by Colossus' fingers, totally forgetting to care about the dire situation his owner was in.

At this moment, Superman, who has put on the red cape and equipment, faced the "♂" in the air with a look of lovelessness, allowing this unbeatable mutant to spend a few moments on his special "ordinary" work mobile phone. Fiddle.

Deadpool cracked the password and unlocked his phone in two or three clicks, and Clark was expressionless;

Deadpool downloaded a sexy pink APP from his mobile phone, and Clark was expressionless;

Deadpool typed "Forest Girl Sylvia" + "Super Bat" in the search box of that bi-what-li app, Clark's face was expressionless... His expression moved slightly;

Deadpool poked open the cover of "Roaring Bruce Wayne.JPG" but for some unknown reason, after the pink-blue pink-blue video was displayed and the content of the introduction was displayed, Clark's expression was blank... his expression collapsed.

Wait, wait.

……

Title: [Super Bat] We still don't know the correct way to open BVS that day

Up owner: Forest Girl Sylvia

Delivery time: [-] months ago

Summary:

Grandma eats both super bats and bat super, but super bats are easier to type, so ask for offerings.

PS: There is super-bat meat, very short, crunchy old tricycle to pick it up, go to Weibo @林少女孩尔维亚V

You understand.

……

Now, let's pull a timeline.

At the same moment after the sound of bilibili, the following events happened:

over the metropolis.

Deadpool and Superman are sitting side by side in the stealth fighter, Colossus is walking the dog, and Black Spider is blowing bubbles.

Gotham Wayne Hotel.

As soon as Baby Bruce’s footsteps stopped, he left his female companion, turned around and walked out. Peter Parker smiled stiffly, avoiding the strange eyes of everyone (especially Michelle and Wayne’s female companion, Leh Flynn), and quickly looked for the elevator. Go back to the room, then poke the phone and frantically send a message to Sylvia:

"Thea, Thea, please find a way to stop station b. Batman just received a notification from bilibili. The video seems to be a super bat Σ(°△°)︴!"

Avengers base in upstate New York.

The Avengers, Professor X and Magneto are rarely in the same place, and they are setting off through the flashing space door to a real estate with the name "Tony Stark" on the real estate certificate in downtown Gotham.

With the assistance of Raiden, they have determined the position and safety of Polaris - after narrowing the scope to Gotham, Stark's search satellite is particularly efficient, so everyone is in a good mood.

Suddenly, Jarvis, who was standing beside Tony, frowned, and found that he had intercepted a push message with a familiar code, saw the introduction raised his eyebrows, and then passed it to his Sir.

Inside Xavier Academy for Gifted Youth.

Sylvia and Kuaiyin, who had just finished watching "Cyclops VS Shockwave Brothers Fighting the Wall", were shivering in the corner, and then sighed together.

——They were not sighing for the tragic battle situation at the scene, nor were they sighing for Professor Hank's roar that almost turned blue, but they were worried about not being able to participate in the "Miss Polaris Rescue Plan".

The two non-Avengers members were warned by adults not to intervene in the mission-although Spider-Man was not allowed to participate in the plan-they felt that this world was extremely unfair and unjust, and it was simply inhumane.

What's even more unfortunate is that they were attacked by Alex indiscriminately 5 minutes ago... blowing up the backpack with the mobile phone :)

He broke his fortune and failed to eliminate the disaster, so he was very angry.

So the two of them don't know what kind of notification tone they will hear and what kind of... screen they will see if their mobile phone is intact.

……

"People always say that Superman is a hero." On the screen, the voice of the female announcer was cold and mocking.

On the fighter plane, Mr. Superman, who looked straight ahead with justice and integrity, as if he didn't want to pay attention to Deadpool at all, involuntarily pricked up his ears.

"OKK, whose hero is it?" The announcer waved his hand, "It's time for you to listen to the story of another world."

Superman didn't want to watch it, but Deadpool was fearless, drooling at the pectoral buttocks of "Clark Kent" who had just taken a shower, was shirtless and fried eggs on the phone screen, but was caught by the news: "Oh leak, Thea Ya's resources are still so rich~"

Super vision allowed Clark to easily see the barrage, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple flying together. After a wave of swiping screens, he finally saw the normal barrage and vague images.

[good, good breasts]

[(﹃)]

[I have been waiting for super bat meat since the first second of the video]

[Closing the door to the top 100]

[Closing the door to the top 10000]

[The puff pastry breast... think about the sun QAQ]

Clark: Wait, this guy has surveillance cameras in his house? ? ?He actually came from, came, didn't, had, found, discovered? !This must be a conspiracy!Maybe mutants are involved too!

The screen changed, and the "Superman" wearing a red cape suddenly let out a juvenile roar in the pouring rain: "Ah!"

"Whose love do you think you accepted?!"

"Superman" approached a certain person step by step in the rain, and asked loudly: "It's the love of a god!"

(Subtitle: You are receiving the love of an alien!!!!!!)

[puff--]

[The sense of violation is dead...]

[Thank you for the lines of the male second in "Big Fish and Begonia"]

[It turns out that this is a story from another world...]

[Oh my God, Dachao is going to blow up the TV with one punch...]

The screen flipped, and the love object that "Superman" was pressing on every step of the way finally appeared in the camera, with that stern expression, those eight-pack abs, that black mask covering half of his face, those cute cat ears...

Clark:? ? ?

"Superman" shouted hoarsely: "I betray all gods to love you!!!!!!"

In the middle of his hoarseness, he cried out again, pushed Cat Earman down, and flew several hundred meters in an instant, "Superman" quickly rushed up again, and the rain that fell was like his tears.

The two were entangled, and finally fell from the roof. With a "boom", the red cloak rode on the waist of the black cloak.

"Enduring all the pain for you!" He roared in a breathy voice, "Bringing you joy ♂ joy!!!!!! Happy!!!!!! Happy!!!!!!"

Le... Echo... Le... Uh...

[Mom...]

[There is nothing wrong with Huan♂Le...]

[There is nothing wrong with the gods...]

[Master: How is this joy? ? ? ]

[Love, so brutal. ]

[[Orange Word] Is this like eating a juicy navel orange? ]

[↑Huh?What is a navel orange? ↑]

[Old driver of navel orange 66666]

[Barrage driving is just around the corner]

[Check out this excellent navel orange, lo and behold!Mr. Chen Danmaku Duxiu actually used the verb "to eat", which perfectly demonstrated the profoundness of the Chinese language, and explained the superiority of the 81 form with a homonym. Please let me wash my hands and touch your trophy . ]

Jianjian very cooperatively let out a loud cry: "The [beep——] is coming soon! Ah~! The [beep——] is coming quickly! Come! Mmm~!"

Little Krypton & Colossus & Black Spider:? ? ?

With the background soundtrack that comes with Deadpool, the screen turns, all kinds of "Superman VS Batman" battles are combined with the super-burning BGM to shuttle without intervals, there are high-rise nights, blue sky and white sun, and vast snowfields...

The love and killing of the two spanned every corner of the earth, and even Clark himself didn't know when he had so many fights with that Gotham bat spirit.

To be reasonable, even though he, maybe, occasionally, would have a little bit of friction with Batman, it wouldn't be possible to catch him in an Egyptian pyramid-like cell and hang him... with chains...? !

As if to confirm Clark's guess, "Superman" grabbed the mask of "Batman" with a stern expression, revealing "Bruce Wayne's almost murderous" eyes.

[High energy warning ahead]

[↑But the master has already been hung up, is it too late to warn now? ]

[↑It's not too late, high-energy warning ahead↑]

No!etc!How did a bunch of people kneel down to that "him" fat four? ? ?

No!etc!How did the Batman hanging at the end of the chamber get fatter? ? ?

No!etc!Why is that hand that unbuttons the shirt along the chest so fat? ? ?

Clark, who didn't want to watch at all on the fighter plane but couldn't restrain his super senses: "..." An ominous premonition.

Leaving his girlfriend behind, Bruce Wayne ran back to the luxury car and opened the app: "..." An ominous premonition.

Tony Stark, who was already in the Gotham Villa and released the screen: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" I had a premonition of watching a good show.

Not only has a common perspective in the Batcave, but you can also watch the butler man in fast forward and slow forward through holographic projection: drink tea.GIF

Smiling in the wheelchair, as if recalling something, but also as if thinking about nothing Professor: Elegance.JPG

……

Inside Xavier Academy for Gifted Youth.

Sylvia finally returned to her room after watching the Cyclops VS Shockwave scene and parting from Quicksilver, and took out a cell phone from a drawer.

Spare phone get√

#daily preparation PlanB myself is really great#

Turning on, starting, connecting to the Internet, and logging into the usual social accounts... Sylvia found that her bilibili suddenly started, and the progress bar was particularly touching before she could read the news from [New York Citizens Good Neighbors].

[The 0.5 times speed regulation warning ahead is appreciated]

[Crazy screenshot for respect]

[Baidu cloud disk to Mori University Weibo to get it yourself]

[Scent full of black technology, the strongest Sencia in history]

[When Ma Ma is watching by my side, my heart feels like still water]

The barrage messages that swiped past made the girl suddenly startled.

When she clearly sees the swaying big pectoral muscles on the screen, the well-articulated hands pressing on the big pectoral muscles, and the rhythmic swinging march... When she recalls who these two protagonists are...

Papapa, papapa, papapa, the rhythm is intense, the BGM is touching, and the smell of meat is overflowing.

Sylvia took a breath: I'm afraid I should just faint...

The author has something to say:

#It is self-evident who is watching the video now#

#Now caesarean section is still too late to wait online#

#No one can save you as a dead man Silvia#

#subconscious why this is unscientific#

Xiaojiju, who couldn't make a phone call in the Wayne Hotel and couldn't see the message showing "read" for a long time: "..."

He remembered that there seemed to be a popular song in China.

"What should save you, my love"

:)

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av number: 6273213

Name: [Super Bat] We still don't know the correct way to open BVS that day

Thanks to Grandma [Tian Panban] for authorization o(￣ε￣*)

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