[Comprehensive British and American] When station B dominates superheroes

After many, many years.

Kansas-born Clark, rightful heir of Krypton, only son of Jor-El and Laura, Ace of Action, Man of Steel, Kent of Smallville Ranch, Metropolis God, last Son of Krypton...

...still remember the fear of being dominated by Deadpool.

Superman has never for a moment expected Metropolis and Gotham's cross-sea bridge to be Gotham's territory.

There was never a single moment when he didn't regret why he didn't directly throw the pervert in tights who called his name in the middle of the night to Gotham at the other end of the bridge section.

:)

Especially when he learns the next day that just a few minutes after he flew off in a taxi with that freak in it, the Dark Knight from Gotham just arrived, jingle, and locked the Penguin and his party back in. After Arkham, this feeling of regret reached its peak.

He should have waited a little longer, really.

Just wait a few more minutes, and the dark batman will yell at him with a smoky voice: "Get out of my Gotham!"... and then he can throw this guy called Deadpool to the other party Let's cook.

But even the god of the metropolis, Clark Kent has no regrets that such things as medicine can be eaten.

Not only can't he take medicine, but he also has to endure this pervert who has revealed his identity to the bottom, yelling so much that he can't wait for the whole metropolis to hear it.

So much so that he had to try to ask for a day off from the "Planet Daily", but was directly deemed innocent absenteeism by the leader, and half a month's bonus was deducted by the way :)

#Today’s Superman is also worried about his little money#

……

Now, Clark is wearing his strongest equipment - black-rimmed glasses, holding his pet - Kryptonian dog "Little Krypton", wearing sportswear, running out of the house, but not in the daily morning jog Instead of a dog park, he diverted to a relatively deserted suburb.

He ran for at least several kilometers, but neither he nor the big white fur dog at his feet showed any signs of fatigue or sweat (with tongue sticking out).

Little Krypton pawed on the grass, not wondering why its owner came here, but happily patted the "S" collar on his neck with his paws to play.

But soon, its ears stood up abruptly, and a spirit crawled up from the ground, barking wildly in a certain direction in the void.

"Wang! Wang Wang!"

Clark's face covered by black-framed glasses suddenly darkened by two degrees.

In the next second, a black and red figure fell out of the void—like a stop-motion animation, new things appeared after the number of frames passed.

Afterwards, Superman, who was forced to listen for almost a whole night without sleep, heard the "familiar" wave call.

"Oh~ meringue~ I haven't seen you in 47 minutes and 36 seconds, do you miss dad~"

"This time the dimensional belt is really [beep--] [beep--] powerful and exciting!"

"Daddy managed to find My Little Pony from [beep——] - oh, it hurts my heart to think that my little darling has endured so much suffering - and then came back to find you immediately~"

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Under the threat of Clark choking his neck and categorically "throwing you into outer space", Deadpool "reluctantly" agreed not to call him "Superman".

——God knows how terrible it is to "rescue this person and send him and the driver back to a safe area, then change clothes and prepare to sleep, and then see this pervert again on the bedside and be called Superman".

But he changed his name and called him "Muffle".

God fucking meringue.

:)

……

"You, exactly, want, what to do,"

The gods will bow down to Deadpool's coquettish words.

However, the person responsible for this consequence didn't seem to be aware of it. The two brothers especially patted Superman on the shoulder, and their voices suddenly became calm and serious:

"Don't do this meringue. Dad is actually your loyal CP fan. There is a wife named Forest Girl Sylvia who wrote your CP article with a lot of emotion. I have already entered the pit. I really hope you can watch it Text ♂ character ♂ teaching ♂ learning.”

Speaking of the second half of the sentence, the decency that Jianjian managed to maintain quickly collapsed, and the white eyes of his mask blinked fiercely at Mr. Superman's big hole, and twisted his legs.

Clark didn't notice this detail.

Clark looked bewildered.

He always felt that he just saw a few "♂" symbols in the air, but he suspected that he was dazzled.

Moreover, what is CP text?What is a wife?What is pit entry?

What is this lunatic with two knives on his back trying to do?

Is it the monkey sent by Batman to dismantle the forces of Metropolis?

#Batman really makes a face#

"No, no, no, no, Dad wasn't sent by that [beep——] guy Wayne."

As if he didn't notice Clarke's expression of "how the hell did you know" again after hearing the surname "Wayne", Wade stretched out his hand to try to pat the dog's hair, while shaking his index finger with one hand to express his denial.

The proud and dignified No. [-] dog on Krypton, Krypton, gave him a slap in the face without any politeness.

Then Wade let out a ghostly cry, and the wound quickly healed under Xiao Krypton's suddenly sluggish dog eyes.

If it weren't for the tooth marks and holes in his uniform, it would seem that he hadn't suffered any injuries—except for the bumpy moon skin exposed.

Meringue...ah no...Superman's eyes suddenly sharpened.

"Who the hell are you?!" Superman's powerful hand grabbed Deadpool's wrist, and it seemed that if he didn't tell the truth, he would really be thrown into outer space.

……

"Of course it's you..." Dad.

Before Deadpool could answer, Xiao Krypton suddenly howled—towards the sky.

Amidst Clark's cold warning eyes and Deadpool's small movement of trying to run suddenly, a very powerful fighter plane suddenly appeared from the air.

First, a few rectangular steel plates appeared, turned over one by one like scales, and more and more steel plates were exposed, and finally the entire fuselage was exposed.

A stealth fighter plane that looked particularly black-tech landed in the suburbs, causing turbulent waves.

Sand and dust swirled, and the hatch slowly opened.

Colossus's silver figure reflecting the sun appeared first, and the girl with a cut head, "Black Spider", who was standing beside him was chewing gum and wearing a yellow and black uniform. Beside Colossus, she looked small but full of strength.

"Mutants..." Clark let go of Deadpool's hand.

Obviously, there is no need to answer, the pervert next to him is also a member of the mutants.

——So what is Professor X thinking...

"Mr. Kent." Colossus, who looked very mighty and majestic, had an unexpectedly gentle temper.

His facial features, and even his hair, look like steel, as if he could hear the echo of "Kang Bang Bang" when he taps his fingers, but this pair of steel facial features looks surprisingly gentle, and the tempered eyes that can't see the pupils can't see clearly. It seems to be shining with a gentle and easy-going light.

But no matter how good-tempered and gentle a person is, it is impossible to continue to be gentle when faced with such a strange thing as Deadpool.

He walked over and picked up Wade, who had just been released by Superman and was about to turn around and run away, with a sound like a big clock buzzing.

"Wade, we have followed you for at least four times, what exactly do you want?"

Wade, who was lifted upside down like a chicken, didn't hesitate at all: "Don't be so rude to me~ Xiaogang~"

Xiao Gang: "..."

Black Spider: It's a little disgusting, I want to spit out the gum.

Clark: I can now confirm that the "♂" I saw earlier was not an illusion.

……

The X-Men sent Colossus and Black Spider to continue looking for Deadpool.

This was the first news Sylvia heard after coming to Xavier Academy for Gifted Youth.

The Hill who took the Polaris wasn't really Hill.

This is the second news Silvia heard from Kuaiyin after she found it.

The Avengers contacted Maria Hill urgently last night, only to learn that the other party had been on the way to perform a special mission, and she herself was shocked and surprised by the loss of her Avengers base authorization certificate.

You know, with Agent Hill's skills, it would be extremely difficult for ordinary people to steal things from her.

The furious Magneto snorted coldly after learning of this incident, and still kept his hatred on the government.

Both the Avengers and the X-Men suspect that it may be one or a group of people with special abilities who stole Hill's credentials, disguised as her to enter the Avengers base, and "teleported" to take Polaris away.

——Do not rule out the possibility that they are mutants.

Regarding this news, they feel that it is difficult to say whether it is good or bad, and generally speaking, it is biased toward bad news.

On the one hand, they can be sure that the government should not know that Polaris is the daughter of Magneto;

On the other hand, a group of unknown opponents suddenly appeared, and Zemo's whereabouts were still unknown, and the safety of Polaris and her unborn child could not be guaranteed... Everything happened together.

At this juncture, Polaris' boyfriend recommended to them a young man in the underground mutant organization, Thunderbird.

The other party has a special skill of finding people (neng) clever (li), and it was also the target that Zemo wanted to make a deal with Ajax at the beginning.

In fact, to be more specific, Thunderbird's ability is super perception, which can sense part of the past and future, and it can also be used to find people given enough clues—but it is actually "seeing" that the other party will appear in the future. where.

This "foreseeing" ability will not be blocked by the mutant shield on the person who is predicted.

Thunderbird is the elder of the underground mutant organization, and he is very familiar with Polaris, who is also one of the elders, so it is faster to find someone.

The tattoo in the shape of a thunderbird on his arm flashed, and this tall and strong young man opened his eyes:

"Gotham."

……

Gotham.

Located on the east coast of the United States, it covers an area of ​​327 square miles.

Once a famous borough in the United States, and... "No Man's Land".

Before the dark knight pierced the darkness of Gotham, the city was full of filth under the surface of the glitz, and after the appearance of Batman, the city was still corrupt and rampant, but the word "crime" finally pierced it the sword.

Even if some Gotham citizens and the police don't want to admit it, Batman, who uses violence to control violence, has indeed become the backbone of the city's so-called "justice".

The sinful country is like Gotham, and most non-Gotham people are unwilling to choose to settle or travel here.

But there are always one or two Americans or foreigners who don't believe in the evil of the so-called "sanctuary of crime" and want to come to find out. Therefore, although Gotham's tourism industry is underdeveloped, it is better than nothing.

If you want to count the attractions of Gotham, Wayne Tower, Crime Alley, ACE Chemical Plant, Arkham Asylum, Blackgate Prison...

All but the first one is a day trip to "Land of Criminals" :)

"Gotham's scenic spots are really unpredictable."

A group of students wearing uniform khaki jackets with the "Midtown High School: Academic Decathlon Team" badge pinned to the front of their uniforms sat on the airport bus and observed the scenery along the way in Gotham.

Mr. Harrington, the teacher who led the team, pushed his round glasses with his index finger and sighed.

They were supposed to come here on the school bus, but since...the cross-sea bridge was double-bombed by Gotham villains last night, they had to fly directly from Queens, and then take the airport bus to the hotel.

Flight tickets are expensive!Hotels are also expensive!

But fortunately, sponsored by the rich and powerful Lex Group (the Lex Group sponsored the decathlon competition for high school students in the United States, and it was Mr. Lex Luthor who set the venue for the competition in Gotham), each of them got a free decathlon. When you arrive, you will be free of round-trip air tickets, board and lodging.

Although I have heard a lot of horror rumors about Gotham, people always feel that "seeing is believing, hearing is believing", especially when a group of high school students who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic come here. The students in the team are very excited .

What's more, it's noon now, and Gotham doesn't seem to be any different from ordinary cities...

……Bar?

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Sit and wait for the Superbat to come online.

Waiting for the bastard to come online.

Sit and wait for cheap to be beaten to death.

Waiting for Thea to be killed (no