[Comprehensive British and American] When station B dominates superheroes

Hey:)

Hello everyone.

When you see this greeting.

You should know.

Yes, your most handsome, strongest, thickest, thickest and longest-lasting Deadpool dad is back again.

Aren't you going to give me a big one?The one with the "boo boo" sound?

Or are you waiting for a bag of oranges?

Still waiting for a train station?

In short, this is Deadpool's home court, and your every move is in the eyes of Deadpool's father (raise your index and middle fingers to the screen).

- Deadpools watching you.

可能有人在问，死侍爸爸为什么还没出现在阿贾克斯那瓜皮的实验基地里，用1、2、3、4、5号子弹将他们杀个屁滚尿流,求着用他们脑袋上的洞给爸爸【哔——】？

Where did the great Deadpool go at this critical moment?

Now, for the sake of your love for me, Dad Deadpool can summarize this process for you in a short report of about [-] words.

【—[-] words here——】

Isn't it a perfect report?Um?

All in all, I'm content with sitting on the couch drinking an endless supply of baby shakes.

Oh, yes, baby milkshake, you guessed it, the one from Teletubbies.

——Unlimited refills, Dr. Horse Face's abilities are really handy.

If it wasn't for his impolite behavior of getting Dad into the big hole in the Golden Circle (not even giving a notice), Dad might have praised him, "Your horse face is really not bad".

——I seem to have accidentally said it just now, so the baby milkshake is gone, crying.

But hey, by the way, does the term Golden Circle sound a little familiar?

It feels like the Hadan CP of "The King's Man" has messed up.

No, no, this is Deadpool's father's home field.

……

"Wade Wilson, the invader of different time and space, when do you plan to leave?"

Listen, Dr. Horse Face is pretending to be serious again. Is it true that Dad hasn't seen his swimming photo of the Loch Ness Monster?European and American actors these days really have multiple beards.

But who is Wade Wilson?Oh, it seems to be me.

Come on, let's see how Ben's father hates him.

"Look at Benedict Cumberbatch...ah, that's a really long name, well, for the sake of knowing Curly Fu and my actor, Dad is willing to treat you better..."

Then the horse's face started to look fishy again. It's really sad that the IQ is not enough to understand human words.

"Don't you know that it is Dad's setting to travel between dimensions anytime, anywhere? Since it is a setting, it must not violate the [beep——] the regulations of the Elders of the Universe!"

Horse face: "...then how are you willing to leave?"

"Let Daddy think about it... How about another baby shake first?"

Horse face: "..."

"Oh~ this milkshake tastes really good, the baby's taste is crunchy...it's so delicious that I don't want to leave when I think I won't be able to drink it anymore...hey, hey, don't mess with it!"

"But since you want to take care of this, why don't you take care of the heroine named Sislia or Xiheya? She is not from this time and space either... Or is it that Dad missed some settings?"

Horse face: "You don't need to know." What is this perverted [beep——][beep——] talking about?

Horse face: "Don't force me to do it." Tsk, it's very annoying.

He must not know that his father can see his voice-over, hey, Invincible is so lonely, I want to find the only heroine who understands me to talk about my ideals in life and remind me to update.

"Okay, Dad has two requirements. One is to kill the Ajax of this world, and the other is to at least watch a small video of a bitch before leaving."

Horse face: "..."

"Yes, it's the little video screen you were thinking of, tsk tsk tsk, why don't you open a golden hole now and send Dad [beep——] to Ajax's side? This way the first request only needs to be [嗖] It's done, after all, Dad's own teleportation belt is often inaccurate."

Although the horse face looked hesitant, he must be moved!

Tsk, the mouth is too honest.

……

"bili~bili~"

In the underground experimental base disguised as an abandoned chemical factory, Magneto and Ajax, who were instantly attracted by weird sound effects and changing computer screens, did not notice the golden sparks that suddenly appeared behind them.

They also didn't know that with the support of Professor X, the Avengers had sneaked into the base, quietly dealt with the surrounding guards, and were heading towards them.

Their gazes were all focused on the screen, and suddenly appeared...

"Magneto" body.

"Deng thump! thump, thump, thump! thump, thump, thump, thump, thump!"

A cheerful and exciting background sound can't make Ajax relax.

Even if Magneto on screen is for some reason standing by a boiler like a technical welder in overalls, a silly safety helmet, and goofy square-rimmed glasses....

Speaking of the background...

Like a steel factory?

Look at the busy workers around there!Watch them in action!

How could Magneto work in a steel mill?This is the conspiracy of the people behind the scenes!

who is it? !Who is the damn third party?Hacked into their system? !

Ajax, who subconsciously didn't believe this picture... immediately ignored Eric's subtle expression beside him.

As the person involved, Eric Lanshere knew all too well that it was a picture of his work—the "work" he did when he once ridiculously decided to "renew his mind" and "coexist in peace" with human beings.

And it turns out that was wrong.

He lost his wife to his "innocence" and his sweetest, most cherubic daughter, Nina...

Nothing would have humiliated him more than that time at the steel mill.

no……

The thick and passionate BGM suddenly started singing:

"We—we! Workers, people, have! Power! Quantity!... Hey!!! We workers have power!"

"Everyday! Everyday! - Work! Busy! Hey!!! Busy every day at work!"

Ajax: "..." This.

Dust Angel: "..." Yes.

Worker Bengong: "..." What.

This melody is so so!justice!So!enthusiasm!So!Full of positive energy!

The eclipse that has been forgotten: "..." The light of moralism seems to blind my eyes that can bear the sun.

The Avengers who were about to step into the gate of the laboratory but stopped abruptly: "..."

Sit back and watch the show :)

……

On the screen, "Eric" followed the footsteps of the workers out of the factory.

With the camera switching, the "Eric" wearing big square glasses finally turned into a normal "Magneto".

He was wearing an ordinary plaid shirt, with his hands raised high, his expression ferocious, and the magnetic field surging around him finally revealed the strength of an Omega-level mutant.

Countless buildings, land and railway tracks... were all split and reorganized under his power, and merged into countless magnetic induction lines in mid-air.

The thick male voice gradually turned into a chorus:

"Constructed! (liao) ~ high-rise buildings! Built (liao) ~ railway coal mine!"

"Reform! Get the world! Change it! Change it!!! Hey~~~~hey~~~~"

Hey...

Hey……

Inside the space door, Doctor Strange, who was still sitting on the temple chair, silently put down his hand that wanted to take back the golden circle.

Behind him, the magic cloak has turned into a rag with a silent and presumptuous laugh.

Deadpool was not in a hurry to go out, and was watching a movie while drinking baby milkshake.

Ajax's scalp tingled for a while at the scene - he didn't want to offend Magneto, but whether this situation was a third-party conspiracy or not, Magneto's anger might be unavoidable.

Ajax, who had a headache, tried to regain control of the computer, but the computer seemed to be dead, and any buttons were useless. He also tried to unplug the power supply of the instrument, but this f*cking scene is still playing!

Eric, who looked at him with cold eyes like a clown, let out a soft "hum", and with a movement of his fingers, the two small balls rushed straight to the screen where "We Workers Have Power" was still being sung, and hit with a "boom". Wear a pair.

The screen "zilazila" burst into lightning, flickering and going off.

Outside the laboratory, the little spider, who was huddled with the Avengers to watch the surveillance footage relayed by Jarvis, was taken aback, almost thinking that his little friend was injured.

Jarvis' fingers pressed to his shoulder, momentarily suppressing the Avengers reserve who was almost jumping up.

Peter took a closer look: a warm golden light flashed across the punctured screen, as if enraged by Magneto's behavior, and the new screen with "high-definition uncoded 4D surround sound" was directly projected into midair.

……

Countless lines of magnetic induction float behind the "Magneto King".

He changed his outfit again-this time the outfit was the same as Eric Lanshere in front of the screen, the ugly helmet and cape, it was a replica of looking in the mirror.

An ominous premonition welled up in Eric.

For easier manipulation, the "he" on the screen stretched out his arms straight and spread his five fingers.

At the same time, a male voice who was a little girly and a bit unbeatable opened his voice: "Ah~ ah~ ah~ five~ rings~ you have more rings than four rings~! one! rings~"

That "Magneto" closed his eyes again, changed direction with a look of intoxication, and continued to open his five fingers.

The girl chirped and continued to sing: "Ah~ah~ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~you are less than the sixth ring~, one, ring~"

The "Magneto King" on the screen, accompanied by the beat of the music, began to switch without interval.

The "Magneto" who stretched out his five fingers tremblingly at the State Grid, the "Magneto" who spread his five fingers at the deep-water missile, and the "Magneto" who launched his five fingers at Wolverine (?)...

The rhythm shakes the legs and the footsteps are precise.

The male voice of the girl chirping was replaced by another female voice: "Finally one day ~ you will cultivate to the seventh ring~"

"Finished the seventh ring and then repaired the eighth ring ~ finished the eighth ring and repaired the ninth ring~"

Eric Lanshel: "…"

His gloomy gaze skipped over Jiaoshi, Ajax, and Sand Angel one by one.

It must be silenced.

Magneto, who is already so angry that he wants to plow the earth, does not know that there are a lot of people behind him, who have already seen this scene clearly.

And they all subconsciously make up the bullet screen for the video brain, such as:

[Magneto’s work: plowing the land globally], [The house built by myself will be demolished while crying], [Magneto’s demolition office is worth having], [Han Han will paint and regret painting Han Hong], [233333333], [Sprays a mouthful of salt soda to the screen], [Ma Ma asked me why I was kneeling to watch the video]...

:)

——Not only do I not want to cover my mouth, but I also want to use this to have a cheerful B-BOX.

……

"puff--"

Finally someone farts out laughing.

"--Who?!"

"come out!"

Ajax and Eric Qiqi turned and looked over.

But there was only time to see a golden circle of light that closed instantly in mid-air and was slowly dissipating—and a buttocks lying on the ground, wrapped in a high red tights.

Magneto's metal ball is ready to move.

"You..." Before Ajax could open his squinted eyes, he heard another movement at the entrance on the left.

Red and blue shield, black leather and widow's sting, red and blue tights, crimson leather and energy, gold and red armor...

Captain America, Black Widow, Spiderman, Scarlet Witch, Iron Man.

It is estimated that Hawkeye and Falcon, who are good at long-range attacks, are responsible for ambushes.

These names turned in Ajax's head for a while, and before he could elicit a villainous smile and say, "The Avengers are all dispatched, it's really worthy of us", a figure sitting in a wheelchair appeared behind him.

The man's smile finally froze at the corner of his mouth.

If they can still find a way to escape in the face of other people, with Professor X around, this possibility can be suppressed infinitely.

"Eric." Professor X, who was surrounded by everyone, said softly.

"...cough, cough, that dead horse face runs so fast." The "butt" lying on the ground muttered and complained.

"Charles." Magneto stared at the young man in the wheelchair and said softly.

"... Hey, did you forget about Dad Ben?" The butt lying on the ground raised his head and yelled loudly, and the two knives clanged and collided on his back.

"What are you doing here, Charles?"

"What are you doing here again, old friend?"

Deadpool: "..." What an old friend.

Then, people in the entire base began to watch Professor X and Magneto come and go.

The ghost video that has also been ignored by the two mutant leaders: "..."

This is the first time to go to heaven and earth.

The author has something to say:

Sylvia who was left out: Keke, wait.

Thanks to the up master [Goose Laying の Egg] for authorization~

AV number: 5498447

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