[Comprehensive British and American] When station B dominates superheroes

On this day, Sylvia did not buy her dress.

Because Deadpool followed them all the way, and they couldn't be driven away. The shopping mall doesn't allow masked perverts with double knives to enter, and at the same time, masked perverts don't allow Sylvia to take Peter to go shopping alone. purchase.

"You must want to leave Dad in the lobby and sneak away. Dad finally came here and was not entertained by a good friend. Your conscience won't hurt! It's really heartless and insane! Xiaobaicai~ Li Huang~ three or two years old~ no mother~"

Speaking of singing in front of the lobby, Peter and Sylvia were so frightened that they pushed him away from the mall, not daring to look at the expressions of the salespersons.

"Ahhh I said I don't know you at all!!! Don't follow us anymore QwQ!!!"

At the cold drink stand outside Fifth Avenue, Sylvia was queuing up to buy yogurt ice cream, and the little spider who was forced to stay screamed madly at the tightly wrapped Deadpool.

Wade pretended to be looking at the nearby Washington Square Park, counting a few pigeons dropping a few pieces of shit in several places, and whistling.

A "well" character popped out of Peter's head, and he was so angry that his hair exploded, and the milk dog barked in anger.

If it wasn't for Thea telling him that this pervert is not only not a bad guy but also a superhero, he would have called the police a long time ago!

A hand wearing a black combat glove was placed on his shoulder like this, the red mask came straight up, and the small white eyes blinked at Peter, desperately trying to be cute:

"I said, little spider=￣ω￣=..."

Even though Sylvia had been vaccinated that "the other party knows your identity and knows you in other worlds", Peter still looked bad for a while because of the address the other party said: "...don't call me that."

"Oh, bug." Deadpool's father changed his address obediently, and then his tone became sinister, "You little girlfriend, you have very special abilities..."

Peter: "!!!"

... suddenly blushing (⊙-⊙)

Peter: "Sicicia is not my girlfriend!"

Wade was instantly sunny: "Ah~ it looks like this~"

"Dad knew that you would protect him like a jade~ Sure enough, dad is your true love~ Even if this little girl is good-looking and rare, like dad, she can break through the dimensional wall, so dad wants to hold her little hand and talk heart-to-heart with her, but dad still You can't let your guard down because of this, Dad is still the only irreplaceable one in your mind~"

Peter: "..."

No!you are not!I don't!

Sylvia, who came back from buying yogurt and ice cream, stood there silently for a while, silently watching the brown-haired boy struggling desperately under the perverted mask.

The pervert is singing "I know you love me" loudly, with sticky moaning and moaning, very hot eyes.

She scooped a mouthful of ice cream into her mouth—sweet and sour mixed with scrambled frozen blueberries and frozen coconut flakes, delicious—and wondered as she ate whether she should go over and bother them.

- feel yourself, bright to glow :)

Just when she was about to finish half a cup of ice cream...

"boom……!"

"what!!!!"

……

A loud explosion suddenly exploded in the air.

After a collective silence of half a second, the crowd screamed through the sky.

Subconsciously, Peter jumped up from the plastic stool and was about to run towards Sylvia.

But he soon realized that the sound of the explosion was not close to them, it was just that the ground here was shaking because of its loudness.

What dynamite is so strong? !

When the gunpowder smoke cleared over there, the girl and the boy were all stunned again.

——The building where the explosion occurred was the one they were going to go in just now but were forced to leave because of Deadpool's madness.

——And it is very strange that the effect of the explosion is not the fragmented and broken rocks flying like ordinary explosives, but there are many strange cutting and thermal fusion sections, as if the extremely high temperature melted those walls, and the smoke It's hot, scorching black smoke.

Peter was still in a daze, but Sylvia suddenly turned her head to look at Deadpool.

Wade was crossing his legs and holding a cup of banana chocolate yogurt ice cream from nowhere. His mask was lifted halfway, revealing his bumpy chin and mouth, which was full of satisfaction.

In the midst of the crowd, fleeing or screaming, he looked too leisurely, so leisurely... as if he knew this explosion was going to happen.

Probably feeling the girl's overly straightforward gaze, the eyes of the upper half of the face, which was still wearing a mask, looked at her and sent a wink in one eye:

"Sweetheart, what are you doing looking at your father? Have you fallen in love with your Deadpool father? After all, there is no way that Deadpool father is so lovable!"

"Even if you fall in love with daddy, daddy can't love you because there are bugs around~"

"But Dad doesn't mind having a pure underground romance~!"

"Jiu Mi(づ￣3￣)づ╭."

Sylvia: "..."

Chirp, you big-headed ghost, Chirp!

Why does she feel like she can see the kaomoji?

The girl can now be sure that Deadpool really lured the two of them away from the dangerous area on purpose, and he must know something.

……

"Thea, go to a safe place first, and I will save people..."

The little spider who didn't notice the eye contact between the little friend and the pervert said anxiously, and was about to run.

Sylvia quickly grabbed him: "You are crazy, you didn't bring your battle suit!"

"It's enough for me to have a transmitter. I can find anything to cover my face. It's important to save lives. The police aren't so...quick...?"

The chug armored vehicles and whining police cars immediately surrounded the shopping complex as if they had emerged from the ground.

And because the incident took place in Manhattan, a very girlish tin can quickly flew over from the sky, causing many fleeing people to stop and shout "Iron Man", "Iron Man", "Mr. Stark" "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhss

——It was very similar to Iron Man's personal fan meeting, and the nerves of New Yorkers were as strong as spicy sticks.

Sylvia & Peter who are chattering: their faces are dazed.

When a few agents in FBI blue police vests got out of the car and ran over here holding handcuffs...

Talking about Sylvia & Peter and the cheapie who is watching them chattering: the three faces are dumbfounded.

"Sir, you are involved in this bombing case, please come with us."

The FBI who ran to the cold drink stand first - a handsome guy with thick eyebrows with a chocolate complexion said so while holding up his ID card.

The cheapie who was grabbed by him immediately crossed his arms and let out a terrified and panting [beep——]: "You... what are you going to do to daddy?"

Morgan: "..." Feeling sick.

……

The next development happened within ten seconds.

Following behind the handsome chocolate guy, several other FBIs in blue vests immediately surrounded the cold drink stand, and quickly put Sylvia & Little Spider and the suspect in their eyes—a perverted deadpool in tights— — isolated.

Even if the little spider wanted to run to save people, he couldn't.

The other people around, including the owner of the cold drink stand, all ran away, and the three of them were particularly eye-catching here.

"Two, please be careful, don't get in close contact with dangerous people."

The blond beauty JJ said to them with a serious expression, and then froze for a moment when she saw Sylvia, apparently she recognized the victim who was seen in the hijacking incident not long ago, and probably felt that this little girl A little bit of luck.

After taking the two little ones out of the safe range, JJ's eyes stayed on the mobile phone with the signature "Dr. Reid" in Sylvia's hand for a while, with a slightly strange expression.

Sylvia... Sylvia silently covered her phone and coughed.

——There is an inexplicable sense of shame of being seen through in front of her natal family.

She turned around and saw Hodge, Morgan, JJ, Emily who hadn't seen before, and the little doctor Rhett who finally ran over panting, whose bangs were blown up by the wind and exposed his forehead (...).

——His gun was not fastened properly, and was kicked by his own thigh while hanging on his waist.

The panting BAU group pet took a few breaths, looked up, and looked at Sylvia in shock.

He opened his mouth and was about to say something, when the Deadpool over there started yelling:

"You can't treat your Deadpool dad like this! Don't think that you are the protagonist of "Criminal Minds" and you can go across the set to catch people! What kind of [beep——] hybrid universe is this! Go catch yours It's not good to be perverted!"

"Then what is it—— BAU's milk baby! You should stay away from your father's favorite best friend and his best friend's girlfriend!"

Baby Rhett: "..."

Good friend Peter: "..."

Girlfriend Thea: "..."

……

"There is, should, may, probably, a little misunderstanding..."

After looking at each other with Rhett for a while, Sylvia turned to look at the very weak and handcuffed cheapie.

"Although he dresses a bit abnormally and looks a bit abnormal, but he is not a..."

Sylvia abruptly swallowed back the words "he's not actually a pervert" that would have completely pricked her conscience, and put it another way.

"And your BAU doesn't only deal with special...cases? This kind of bombing should be the work of other groups, right?"

Although she felt that there was nothing wrong with Deadpool no matter whether she said these words or not, the girl couldn't help asking a few questions, hoping that the BAU team would not just arrest him and bring him to justice.

——She was actually afraid that Jianjian would leave an indelible psychological shadow on the BAU team.

Think about it, now Deadpool probably thinks it’s fun, so he stays here to be a showman, but when Deadpool gets tired of playing... When he gets tired of playing and wants to escape, he directly uses a knife or teeth to cut his wrist Bite off and regrow hands or something...

I still don't want it_(:зゝ∠)_

Little Dr. Reid, who didn't get her point, only focused on the last sentence:

"Although it is a bombing, it is not a simple bombing, and through our monitoring, this person is indeed involved with the mastermind..." So they did not arrest the wrong person.

The little doctor refused to say more details.

When Sylvia heard that it was Wade's own death, she said "oh" and stopped talking.

Seeing that the police and the FBI showed up so quickly, and no one has been carried out on a stretcher so far, the shopping mall must have evacuated and replaced the crowd early, and there must be a bunch of ambushed people at the explosion site...

With Deadpool's ability, he certainly wouldn't be ignorant of the above situation, and he has something to do with the mastermind behind the scenes, so he must be playing for real, shit, what a waste of emotion :)

At this moment, Morgan over there said, "Let's see your true face", grabbing Deadpool's mask off, and...

Cheeky and cheap let out a shy cry: "Ah~ the public~ you~ ah~ [beep——]"

Morgan: "..."

……

It seemed that Morgan was intimidated, and the other people around were also intimidated by such a fresh, refined and unaffected ugliness.

Relatively speaking, Hodge, who is relatively well-informed and well-informed, with a normal face, didn't focus on Deadpool's face. He had already heard the conversation between Sylvia and Rhett, and asked her instead: "What do you think?" Seems familiar to him, Miss Sylvia."

Sylvia: It's scary to be remembered by the big boss. I always think it's a great flag.

Sylvia's face was sincere, and her amber eyes were full of honesty: "No! We just met for the first time today!" This is the truth, and the profiler can't say that she is lying!

Hodge really looked at her with a tangled expression.

"... Since you and Mr. Parker are somewhat involved in this matter, may we ask for some details?"

Sylvia & Mr. Parker: But we don't know anything!Wronged Baba.

The scene was stalemate for a while, the explosion site was almost controlled, and the crowd was almost evacuated. In the building over there, a golden-red Jiaduobao iron can beam suddenly rushed out.

The tomato scrambled egg armor shining in the sun stopped in front of the cold drink stand, the armor was split from the inside, and Tony Stark, who was in a suit and leather shoes and pulled out a small red sunglasses from the jacket pocket, walked down from the armor (and instantly dwarfed a lot).

"There were no customers or salespersons at the explosion site. The effect of the explosion was obviously not a bomb. Maybe you should explain this bizarre phenomenon to me? It is still very hard for the Avengers to run around every day to save people."

Hodge: "This involves case confidentiality, Mr. Stark."

Tony snapped his fingers: "Buy that shopping complex, Friday."

"Okay, Boss, we are contacting the original owner of the property right, and the agreement is expected to be signed within 23 minute and [-] seconds..."

"...The agreement was signed successfully, it belongs to you, Boss."

The local tyrant who just bought a building crossed his arms, and for some reason took off the sunglasses he just put on, and pointed Jiangshan in his hands: "Now tell me what you have done in my building Right? And, I want to take these two children away, thank you."

The BAU group, which is well funded, has definitely not seen such a way of spending money: "..."

Sylvia: Daddy, what you say is right, Daddy!

Peter: Daddy, what you say is right, Daddy!

The author has something to say:

When Tony's father appeared on the stage with an aura of 1.4 meters and a height of [-] meters...

It indicates that the next chapter of Jia Qiu will come out...

And the ghosts you want...

kiss me quickly.