[Comprehensive British and American] When station B dominates superheroes

Sylvia never expected it.

She, Sylvia, will one day become "Cogito, therefore I am" like Stark's AI butler.

She also didn't expect that one day, she would replace the AI ​​"sister in battle suit" in the future Spiderman uniform and become a superhero and a woman in her body.

—and watch Spider-Man fight the Avengers.

Let's rewind the time to 5 minutes ago.

"Little spider, little spider, little spider!"

Before the young superhero with a sense of justice wanted to stick his backpack to the pillar for safekeeping and rush down by himself, Sylvia stopped him in a panic (and automatically switched to a name that did not reveal Spider-Man's identity), It was almost called a broken sound.

"What's the matter, what's the matter?"

The spider silk launcher in his hand was already hungry and thirsty, and the little spider stopped his movements with difficulty.

"Don't go and listen to me!"

Sylvia was afraid that he would rush over on impulse, and spoke quickly.

"The weapons in their hands are modified from the weapons left after the Chitauri army invaded last time. They are much more difficult to deal with than you imagined. They have different functions and are very lethal."

"The purple fluorescent one is equipped with a Chitauri energy core, which can shoot ablation rays. The blue weapon with three claws is an enhanced version of the one Loki used. It has super suction and can suck you in midair."

"There are four of them. You can control one but not the others. If someone shoots out of control, it is likely to cause huge damage."

The boy's movements froze, and he looked down anxiously—those robbers had almost successfully melted down an ATM—while asking suspiciously, "How do you know?"

Sylvia: "I just knew it! I saw it! I also saw that Mr. Delmar's shop would be blown up after your fight. He is still in the shop now! We should..."

The little spider, who was dubious about the "prophecy" that Sylvia said, didn't care how credible what she said at the moment: "Then I'll get Mr. Delmar to leave the store first!"

Then he made a gesture to stick her together with the bag to the wall with spider silk.

The unfinished sentence in Sylvia's mouth, "We should call the police and find a way to notify the Avengers that someone is using alien weapons" just got stuck in her throat.

Well, well, what he meant was that he must take care of this matter, right_(:зゝ∠)_

"Don't leave the bag and me here... What if the ray blows up the wall here later? You have to take me with you." You have to be careful in order not to blow up me in you!

Little Spider: Frozen in place, at a loss.

#He can't keep the other party here and he has to worry about bringing it with him, what if the phone is broken if he touches it! #

#He just wanted to hit the bank robbers. How can Chaoying's life be so difficult! #

The two bargained loudly for a long time, and when the robbers had already dismembered the first cash machine, one person and one mobile phone finally made a compromise with each other and formulated a battle plan:

Peter first got Mr. Delmar and his cat out and hid them, and handed Sylvia to Mr. Delmar for safekeeping. Then the little spider waited for the opportunity, and took advantage of the robbers on the opposite side who were busy moving money. The entire weapon bag was dragged and taken away with spider silk, so that the four ordinary non-superhuman robbers would definitely have to catch them without a fight!

Perfect √

Mr. Delmar, who had just been persuaded by Spider-Man to come out of the store, was caught in his hand, and there was a fat cat Murph nestled in his right hand. Sylvia looked at the opposite bank counter with a kind and vicissitudes of eyes on her mobile phone. In the storefront of the machine, the figure of the little spider who is fighting against the flying dollars all over the room and the robbers wearing Avenger masks...

After the other party easily threw their weapon bags out of the street and pasted everyone's arms and money on the wall, the girl couldn't help but let out a sigh of satisfaction.

Hey, it really is necessary to learn to follow the path of scientific development, and the battle plan is really the best thing to do.

……

Sylvia and Peter Parker's first human-computer cooperation ended perfectly with the sound of the police car "Didi Wuwu".

They rescued the "Best Sandwich in Queens" shop that would have been destroyed, and took away a large bag of alien modified weapons. The excited Peter boy even bought a box of organic weapons under Sylvia's reminder. Eggs laid by chickens on the farm.

However, the fly in the ointment is that the eggs laid by the chickens on the organic farm are not enough to make up for Aunt May's anger.

"Peter Parker! How come you're so late! Dinner's cold!"

Peter went around to the bedroom to hide the loot in advance, changed his clothes, and went back to the door, pretending to have just come back. Peter stood quietly in front of Aunt May, and Sylvia hung on him, feeling that the poor little spider He is also very handsome and cute, and the heart of a fan girl is really hopeless, while relying on the other party not being able to see, he carefully looked at Aunt Mei.

Ah... so beautiful.

After eating the special "love dinner" that Aunt Mei heated up again in the microwave, the little spider returned to her room with flamboyant steps.

The booty he brought in through the window in advance was still hanging by the window. Sylvia reminded him that the Chitauri energy core could not withstand radiation or it would explode. The two of them were a little at a loss as to how to deal with this dangerous item.

"How about... let's keep them first, and find a way to send them to the Avengers base tomorrow?" Peter scratched his head.

After being reminded by Sylvia that "it will explode", the little spider's originally high research desire was immediately suppressed.

Sylvia looked at the sky and felt that it was too late to run out now—Peter had to go to school tomorrow, and Aunt May might come to check on the post.

"It should be fine overnight, and don't you have a spider sensor?" In case something happens to the bag, he can throw it out as quickly as possible.

"Okay, then I'll go... um... I'll take a shower first."

Halfway through the talk, Peter felt a little blushing in front of the girl saying this was not good.

Sylvia finally realized that she was staying in a boy's room: "... Ang."

Waiting for the little spider to quickly take a shower and wash his head, looking at his HelloKitty pajama pants, the face-saving man who didn't feel anything before suddenly had a face #她流这怎么看人#.

The little spider, who really wanted to change into a pair of pajama pants but didn't bring it in, shyly returned to his room. As expected, he saw the mobile phone flashed a warm yellow halo and then let out a "poof!"...

Sylvia: Whoops, she really didn't expect to see the body of this pair of Hello Kitty pajama pants. It's very good and powerful.

"Cough, I'm going to sleep."

The brown-haired boy whose expression had changed to "life in the cold world is like this" closed the door and climbed onto the bed, hesitating for a while looking at the phone on the table.

Sylvia was just about to sigh what a good boy she was! The nightlife had just started at ten o'clock, when she heard a hesitant question from the other party.

"Speaking of which, are you hungry? Want to recharge?"

Peter reached over and turned on the phone's lock screen button—Sylvia felt weird—the battery on the display still showed [-]%, and I don't know what this indicator has to do with Sylvia's own energy.

Thea, who is currently in a state of being hungry or full: "It's okay, I'm not hungry, and I don't need to charge for the time being."

In this kind of apartment building, if you charge her up, wouldn't the battery explode?

Let's talk about it when we are hungry, maybe we have to shut down the school again.

"Then... good night? Thea... uh, you should go to bed, right?"

"I don't know, good night Xiaojiju ヽ(.>д<)p"

"..."

……

"What are you looking at here if you don't go to sleep?"

The two people who have entered the state of not knowing if they are sleeping do not know that the surveillance video of the battle at the traffic light intersection in Queens will not only be played on a loop by major TV stations tomorrow, but will also be intercepted and sent to the base of the Avengers on Friday Inside.

Steve, who works as an old man, was quickly laughed at by Tony because of the above question.

"Ten o'clock? Sleep? Comeon! The nightlife has just begun, Cap, you won't be able to find a girlfriend like this—of course, maybe if it's a boyfriend who is as old as you Popsicle."

The old Popsicle who was complained about every day because of that edited video: "...Bucky and I are really just brothers."

Yet no one wants to respond to his justification :)

The Avengers got over it, and still got together to eat potato chips with guacamole, drink cola mixed with champagne, and watch the battle video of the Avengers reserve who didn't know they were reserve.

"It's not bad to have such skills without training." Barton said while digging into a whole can of guacamole.

Wanda, who considers herself to be a crispy mage and shouldn't discuss skills with Handhang, pays more attention to Spider-Man's "spider silk": "This strength and stickiness...I heard that he is still a high school student? I didn't I have been to high school, so I don't know, is a high school student at this age already this good?"

As the "discoverer" of Spider-Man, Tony looked up at his newly trimmed mustache-shaped chin, with an aura of [-] meters: "A senior in Midtown High School, my fan."

As he said that, Friday thoughtfully displayed "Peter Parker"'s information on the virtual screen, including height, weight, GPA, etc., which was more detailed than Peter's aunt.

Sam mercilessly dismantled the stage: "Look at the color scheme of his suit, which is much more pleasing to the eye than scrambled eggs with tomatoes. He is obviously a fan of the captain." Red and blue are so classic.

Tomato scrambled eggs: "..."

Tomato scrambled eggs: "Just his pajamas?! Come on, I have to prepare a new shirt for him! Stark Industries custom!"

"Tony, he's still a child." Ever since the document appeared, Steve's brows have not relaxed when he looked at that young face.

"Come on, the reserve is not a full-time member, and he will be an adult in a few months." Tony waved his hand, "And according to you, isn't Wanda also a child?"

Wanda, sitting on the sofa and eating guacamole like Barton, was happy: exm?

People sit at home, and the pot comes from the sky↑

……

"Wait, zoom in a little closer."

Black Widow, who was watching the video while laughing at the daily bickering of her stupid teammates, suddenly straightened up and narrowed her eyes.

Friday zoomed in on the camera, and other people who were still staring at him followed suit.

On the screen, the good neighbor of the New York citizen who solved the robber took his bag and mobile phone back from the owner of the sandwich shop, and then packed up the weapons and took them away.

"Why does that weapon look so...a few years ago...that swarm of locusts?" Barton felt a little familiar.

Floating to the side, Vision shot out another file from his forehead: "It should be, but it looks like a modified version."

"It seems that the group of people from the Disaster Control Department didn't do a good job." Mr. Stark, who was behind the scenes, expressed his dissatisfaction. "But what did the baby in pajamas take away with that pile of weapons?"

Although the second half of the sentence is a question sentence, Tony already has the answer in his heart.

Friday added a very knowledgeable sentence from the side: "I heard that Boss also had such a strong desire for research when he was a child."

Tony: "Aren't you really complaining about Friday? You and Jia... you've learned badly."

Natasha was noncommittal, interrupting the conversation: "It's better to get that thing back from him, but this is not what I want you to see."

"Friday, rewind the footage and take a closer look at Spider-Man's phone."

The AI ​​butler complied swiftly, zooming in and slowing down at critical moments in high-definition, smooth, and thoughtful ways——Stark created AI, you deserve it.

Wanda: "... glowing?"

Natasha added: "He's still talking to his phone."

The video ran out quickly, and the surveillance on the streets of Queens was not so comprehensive.

"This is not a problem. On Friday, find out all the video information before and after this time, high-definition with audio."

The next video is obviously not in the same definition, and the angle and integrity are not what "normal surveillance" would have.

Everyone knew that this was another "little trick" by Stark, but they didn't point it out.

The camera zoomed in, and the sound gradually became clear—although it was a bit intermittent, after all, no matter how complete the monitoring was, it was impossible to replay the details in the whole process.

A faint female voice came from the phone, arguing with Spider-Man under the mask.

Although it is not very clear, but I can understand the general idea: the other party has popularized the source of the weapon, and also told some little secrets that are a little bit incredible.

The female voice raised the volume: "I just know it! I saw it! I also saw that Mr. Delmar's shop will be blown up after you fight, and he is still in the shop now! We should..."

The Avengers looked serious.

I don't know why, this inexplicable feeling is a bit familiar, but I can't say how familiar it is.

Tony stroked his beard and suddenly thought of something: "Friday, compare with the audio of S0812."

"Okay, Boss."

As soon as Friday's elegant female voice fell, a complex audio conversion line chart began on the virtual Blu-ray screen.

The progress bar was pulled up little by little, and finally stopped at the data of "81.79% similarity".

"Boss, excluding the audio wear caused by equipment transmission, the possibility that this voice belongs to Sylvia is more than 90.00%."

Tony smiled distortedly, and the video of Dun Tiedong was spinning in his mind:

"Caught you."

……

Queens, New York.

Peter Parker's bedroom.

Wronged Baba hung in the weapon bag on the edge of the window sill, and the magnificent purple light flashed and flashed impatiently in the lonely night.

On the desk, Sylvia woke up from a strange sleep state, and said in a daze, "...so hungry."

The author has something to say:

The Avengers branch is about to open.

Bilibili's dominant sword is already hungry and thirsty.

Ghost animal video: I heard that someone is waiting for me to show up :)