[Comprehensive British and American] When station B dominates superheroes

(See Zuo Hua for the rest of this chapter)

The Winter Soldier walking the tablecloth on top of a trampled car with a Scorpion...

A cartoon cigarette with a strange style extends from the pure black mask...

The man's originally sharp eyes were covered by a pair of pixel sunglasses that looked like Mario was wearing...

There are also a bunch of necklaces of strange and vulgar gemstones hanging around his neck...

It's almost like a Rap player is about to rap...

↑The above is the cover of the video↑

The introduction and cover of the video that have not been opened appear together on the suspended projection screen directly connected to Stark's mobile phone.

The color change of the light reflected on the screen was so obvious that the Avengers all looked over subconsciously, only Tony's eyes were still fixed on Pietro's crotch...

The phone in the hip pocket.

The silver-haired boy was also stunned by this coquettish operation!

First, because of the culprit who had just caused him to be punished by the professor for weeding for a year - Bilibili's voice trembled, and then he realized that it wasn't just his trouser pocket that was ringing, Iron Man's phone was ringing with his trouser pocket same voice!

Hot!Yaoshou spicy!

He watched bilibili because he was watching an inexplicable video of his parents...

So what is Tony Iron Man Straight Man Stark looking at? !

The melee fight between Captain America and Sergeant Barnes? ! ? ! ? !

#You Avengers Actually Still Have This Kind of Internal Operation#

#tell mom... bah...professor, can I make up for my mistakes#

#妹姐你很快和我回家回家Avengers are not a serious "base" #

……

The shock and accusation in Pietro's eyes were all too obvious and too complicated.

After Tony and him looked at each other for two seconds, they couldn't use their genius brain to understand the other party's unspoken thoughts!

The instinct of genius told Tony: He would never want to know what the other party was thinking!

Although he wanted to find out why Kuaiyin’s mobile phone also had this APP, President Ni still felt that he should explain it first (although he didn’t know what he should explain). If he didn’t explain clearly, there might be extremely dire consequences...

"Bucky!"

However, at first glance, he recognized the identity of the little rap expert on the cover of the video under the sunglasses. Steve glanced quickly at the introduction of the video, and captured "Captain America", "Wakanda Incident", "Baji (? )", "Shield Iron Winter"... and other weird keywords.

Then he quickly came to a conclusion: "This is Hydra's provocation?!"

Tony: "..."

Although it is indeed very similar, if Hydra really has this level of hacking technology, they don't have to fight against Aegis and the Avengers for so long.

Tony: "...probably not."

Pietro thought about the video that killed him back then, looked at the title of this video, and suddenly wanted to see the expressions of the Avengers dominated by bilibili!

The little boy put on a serious face, and echoed, "It's just a fan-made clip on a video site. I've also watched other videos made by this up master...the other party has nothing special except his special preferences."

Steve: "..."

What is rice system?What is an up master?

#It seems that everyone understands, I’m not very embarrassed to ask and write it down in a small book first#

Steve: "But this video is about Bucky, we have to check it out...Friday?"

Tony, who had been sluggish all the time, didn't know why... he didn't have time to stop his AI housekeeper _(:зゝ∠)_

Full screen zoom, play button, video loading...

Friday also considerately turned off the barrage for everyone who watched bilibili for the first time, lest the screen be covered by fans of [Forest Girl Sylvia] and could not see the content clearly.

However!Just at this time!

The Secretary of State came to the gate.

……

There was a rush of passionate and tragic drumbeats, beating "pound, pound, pound".

Accompanied by this opening, the former S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters—the Eagle Building that still existed before the Insight Project—exploded one after another, and a huge red Hydra octopus replaced the Eagle of A.I.L.D. Reality and reality flicker on the screen.

"are you ready?"

The very familiar Chinese colorful cloud font is pronounced by Google's electronic female voice. I don't know why, the normal Google voice sounds extraordinarily... cheap under different sentences.

Then a black screen, the next second, caught off guard!

BGM: "New York, USA! New York, USA! Aegis Tannery! Closed!"

BGM: "New York, USA! The largest leather factory! Aegis Leather Factory! Closed!"

A quirky Chinese male voice sang the lyrics of rhythmic shaking legs, and the eagle logo and octopus logo on the screen crazily performed secret tricks!

——Flash repeatedly!Jump left and right!

Seeing the Avengers who have been fighting against it for two years, destroying countless bases of the opponent, and knowing the bone marrow of the opponent straightened up, they looked seriously at the convulsive octopus skull.

Barton, who was supposed to hug his wife and children at home and enjoy family happiness, touched his little quiver angrily: "...This is really a provocation from Hydra!"

BGM: "Bastard bastard red bald boss! Eat, drink, whore, gamble! Eat, drink, whore, gamble!"

Red bald... Ahhh... The red skull appeared in Hydra's underground base, facing the dense crowd of Hydra soldiers, raised his hands in a speech posture, and then suddenly repeated "hands up" twitching like a cassette , "Put down", "Raise your hand", and "Put down" seamlessly switch actions.

Tony's mind suddenly recalled...

The fear of being dominated by "The Young Eagle Takes Off"_(:зゝ∠)_

BGM: "I owe it! I owe it! 3.5 million! Take his rumlo. Run. Let's go!"

Crossbones with a burnt face and pitiful appearance appeared on the video kneeling on his knees, showing a weird smile, and a pink blush like a child's stick figure suddenly flashed on his cheeks!

Sao pink!flush!

Steve: "..."

It seems like...

Wanda: "........."

This seems to be the scene after the captain grabbed Rumlow's neck...

BGM: "We have no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nothing! Take the Winter Soldier for wages!"

Hipaw's number one male model after his stage walk was thrown off the top of a car - in which sat Natasha, Sam and Steve - and landed straight in the middle of the freeway, strong metal arms stuck in a sturdy Gravel and sparks burst from the concrete.

BGM: "The original price is more than 100! More than 200! More than 300 Winter Soldier! All 20 yuan!"

The scene suddenly changed again. In the cold and damp underground base, the blue blood serum was injected into the blood vessels of five men and women. They were tied to the experimental table by strong restraint belts. When the effect of the serum was exerted, a beast howling.

Steve's eyes froze the moment he saw the five packs of familiar serum.

BGM: "20, 20, all 20! All, all, all, 20!"

The camera changes, and the five men and women seem to have recovered, suppressing the Winter Soldier—the original Bucky Buchanan Barnes—with strength that is definitely not a normal human being, until he can only groan on the ground .

The "￥" signs of RMB were pasted on the foreheads of those soldiers one by one, and there were small thoughtful arrows pointing at them next to them, with the words "Winter Soldier X5".

As the Black Widow who was most familiar with the power of the Winter Soldier, she barely restrained her urge to shake her legs following the magical BGM, and said as rationally as possible: "Guys, we are in big trouble."

……

"Yes...you are in big trouble..."

At the gate, the trembling Secretary of State, who could hardly support his weak legs, felt greatly frightened.

In the background music of "Bastard Hydra! Hydra bastard! You are not you, you are not you, you are not a human!", he held on to the door frame, feeling that every white hair in his body was about to fall out The urge to come down!

"Where did you get this video? If you know that one Winter Soldier is hard to stop, add five...five..."

However, before he could finish speaking, the video had already started a new cycle.

BGM: "New York Women's Federation! New York Women's Federation! Shield Iron Tannery! Closed!"

BGM: "New York Women's Federation! The largest leather factory! Shield Iron Leather Factory! Closed!"

Steve: ? ? ?

Tony Stark: ? ? ?

接下去的画面都和前面的一样重复，唯一不同的是“冬兵”被“钢铁侠”代替，奇怪的BGM也变成了“100多！200多！300多的铁罐！统统20块！统统20块！”

A large piece of mark armor exploded fancy in the sky.

The billionaire Iron Man looked incredible: "I only need 20 fucking dollars? Isn't it US dollars?!"

Pietro said silently, "Shouldn't your focus be on shield iron?"

The "Captain America" ​​that suddenly appeared on the screen immediately repeated the action of taking out dollars from the leather jacket, and "Paji", "Paji", "Paji" particularly rhythmically took 10 dollars to the former Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. In the hands of Mr. Braised Egg.

BGM: "We have worked so hard! We have worked so hard for you for more than half a year! You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you! You pay me back my hard-earned money! Give me my hard-earned money!"

Former S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Hawkeye & Black Widow: "..."

As if the excitement wasn't enough, after the video of the BGM "Jiangnan Tannery" went black, a new Chinese colorful cloud font appeared.

Google Voice:

"This video. It's a bit short."

"It's like grandma and I. I'm being lazy (yes, that's right. I'm just being lazy)."

"Then. Let's have an Easter egg."

In black shadows, the face of the Winter Soldier fills the screen, wearing a crimson hoodie, haggard as if on the run.

"They speak 30 languages." The Winter Soldier looked sane, explaining to someone who didn't know. "It can be hidden in plain sight."

"Infiltration, assassination, sabotage...they can subvert any country overnight."

Then the next moment:

Five winter soldiers were lying in the cryogenic cabin, and a row of gun holes from the CS version that was obviously from the P was punched up.

Google female voice + Chinese colorful cloud font: "Hey! Anyone who disturbs the relationship between the old Popsicle and Li Zijing will die."

Then Iron Man raised his palm cannon: "Beep——"

Finally, there is a bonus sheet [Steve carrying the Winter Soldier and running Winter Soldier on Steve's shoulder with one hand pointing straight to the back.jpg] with the text:

——"Old Popsicle Steve": Bucky, let's take 20 yuan to open a room and slip away!

——"Plum Jingdong Baji": Spicy chicken Hydra dare to sell me, you scum!

Steve: "..."

the Avengers:"……"

Secretary of State:"……"

Pietro: "..."

……

The Secretary of State took the "Sokovia Agreement" he hadn't produced yet and a pure video drawn from Friday, and walked away in a vain way.

He didn't know whether it was "Hydra and five Winter Soldier" that shocked him more, or "Captain America and Hydra's weapon" made him more confused .

He thinks that he and the government need to think about it, before the five Winter Soldier who are enough to "subvert any national power" are found... It is really inappropriate for them to sever their relationship with the Avengers.

--temporary.

Before the Secretary of State left, Natasha looked around the agreement without revealing the title in the Secretary of State's hand, and she understood.

Although it only eased the situation temporarily, this result is still good news-it's a pity that the content of the video is really not good news.

The alliance's next meeting will be based on this video.

The part handed over on Friday is just a sample of the second recording, and the video transmission information and barrage are all erased-the video itself can never be found on the Internet, and without the producer's information, the government can't find it [Forest Girl Sylvia] on the head.

Generally speaking, the position of the Avengers is to first figure out the situation themselves, and thoroughly figure out the forces behind this video.

↑This is Tony's decision, and the rest of the Avengers didn't say anything, they were waiting for his explanation. ↑

"As for the producer of the video, I already know the identity of the other party."

Tony said this after confirming that the door was closed and the eavesdropping was blocked.

"And at present, it seems that I am not the only one who knows."

Everyone who heard the two "bili~bili~" beeps looked at Pietro in unison.

The Kuaiyin little angel, who has completely confirmed the Avengers' internal love in his heart and is still a little out of the sky, endured it, but couldn't hold back, and asked a question: "Don't you know that there are bullet screens to watch in this video?"

Tony: "..."

Avengers: "???"

Then on Friday, I opened the barrage and played the video again.

Avengers: "……………"

It feels like the door to the world of ruining the three views has been opened.

The author has something to say:

[first first first]

[I started to panic...]

[Is Senda really a mixed cut of European and American styles, not a snake spirit disease in the ghost animal area? ]

[↑Upstairs you↑]

BGM: "New York, USA! New York, USA! Aegis Tannery! Closed!"

BGM: "Siberia! The largest leather factory! Hydra leather factory! Closed!"

[Wenzhou Lying Gun Wenzhou Lying Gun! ]

[Haypaw started selling leather?buy buy buy buy buy]

[I didn't expect you to be such an Aegis...]

[Where is the director of the stewed egg? ]

BGM: "Bastard bastard red bald boss! Eat, drink, whore, gamble! Eat, drink, whore, gamble!"

[Boss Wocao came out to scare the shit out of me]

[Tsk tsk tsk shiny red skull, delicate body and soft rumlo]

[↑Good poem, good poem↑]

[Mrs. Thea, do you want to cut a sadomasochistic relationship between Rumlow and Smith? ]

[Let’s write their little Huangwen 23333333]

[…Slip away, your taste is even more terrifying than Fudai]

BGM: "I owe it! I owe it! 3.5 million! Take his rumlo. Run. Let's go!"

[Why is my sister-in-law not Baron Sdrake! ]

[What should come will come...]

[I stand against Uncle Gu, I don't care how handsome our Uncle Gu is!He's handsome even when he's burned! ]

[I feel like I can’t eat any of them... as long as there is a Red Skull, I don’t want to eat any CP QwQ]

[But the Red Skull was still very handsome before he became red and bald...]

BGM: "We have no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nothing! Take the Winter Soldier for wages!"

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]]

[I want!I want!There are a few I want a few! 20 yuan for you, 100 yuan for you! ]

[Isn't it just coins? Take it, take it, take it...]

[Looking at Mori University’s clip after a year is still hahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

[? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ]

BGM: "The original price is more than 100! More than 200! More than 300 Winter Soldier! All 20 yuan!"

[Don't want those spicy chickens, I just need to talk about it! ]

[Fuck me, Bucky, I'm so stupid]

[Come to a dozen!Do a dozen!Brother Bucky, I want to give you a monkey! ]

[Successful screenshot, look at 384's little emoji, buzzing]

[I want to kiss him, hug him and cry! ]

BGM: "20, 20, all 20! All, all, all, 20!"

[There are easter eggs at the end, don’t leave! ! ! ]

[Plum Jing Sai Gao! ! ]

[I have plums and plums for you to eat! ! ! ]

[Big shield running with bag, manual funny]

The Avengers:? ? ?