[Comprehensive British and American] When station B dominates superheroes

"I'm fucking dreaming..."

In the small apartment in Queens, Ned stood among the broken Lego "Death Star" blocks and became a 888-pound fat man.

The double flesh on his chin shook violently twice, and he couldn't help but roared again in a low voice:

"You! are! the! spider-man?!?!?!"

He had just resolved a "battle" and climbed back to the bedroom from the window along the ceiling. He didn't find his friend Peter Spider-Man Parker sitting on his bed holding the Death Star at all. Success, success, loss, horse.

——Happy to hear and see!Let's celebrate!

The brown-haired boy was shirtless, revealing lean muscles that were completely incompatible with his thin body. He kicked the homemade red and blue spider suit into the closet, and was so frightened that he lost his voice.

10 minute later.

"Your gear looks a bit worn out, but can I try it? I promise I won't tear it apart...maybe?"

"How do you shoot the silk and make it snap off? It looks long and sticky!"

"Oh, I didn't realize that you have so much tendon on your body!"

"...can you touch your chest muscles for me? I'm a little itchy!"

"Can the spider that bit you come and bite me? Maybe I could be called Spider-Fatty, what do you think? Fat spider sounds a bit cheesy and cheesy, doesn't it?"

"Can you lay eggs? Spider balls... that kind?"

"Oh, that seems to require mating..."

"balabalabala..."

Peter turned into a dead fish eye, with a face full of lovelessness.

Another 10 minutes later.

Finally unable to bear it any longer, he directly "snapped" and covered Ned's chattering mouth.

--Very good!The world is quiet!

"Listen, Ned. You just swore not to tell this! No one! Especially May!"

Peter let out a low growl like a baby dog ​​wailing.

While speaking, he anxiously wiped his face with his free hand - his face was full of despair and anxiety.

"This matter must not be known to the third person..."

Speaking of this, the young man suddenly remembered something, and his face changed violently.

Ned who saw his expression: "￥...%&...&*%"

Peter felt the squirm of his subordinate's mouth, let go of his hand, and wiped the saliva on Ned's clothes in disgust.

The fat guy with a free mouth didn't care about the actions of the new, fresh, released, and baked Spider-Man friends, so he observed his words and said:

"I don't think I'm the first to know you're Spider-Man?"

"Oh, who the hell took your first time?!"

Peter Parker, whose first time was taken away: "..."

……

A unilateral beating.

……

Another 10 minutes later.

"%...&#...&..."

Ned clutched the swollen dough cheeks pinched by Peter, and looked curiously at the phone interface in his good brother's hand.

"Sen...forest girl...Sylvia?"

The fat finger stretched out from above the arm of the owner of the phone, and swiped a few times on the profile of the up owner.

Ned said firmly: "At first glance, she is a cute girl. Peter, are you in an online relationship? Are you so in love that you tell her your identity? You don't even know who she is!"

"...No. And I didn't say it." Peter had mixed feelings.

To be reasonable, when Peter saw the other party revealing his identity at the beginning, although Peter was so panicked that he almost dropped his phone on the top of the building, he didn't actually have much "substantial" feeling in his heart.

——After all, the other party is just a hacker (?) who is far away in China and is completely related to him, "Spiderman", has no interests or anything else.

Later, he became more and more acquainted with this Miss Up, and the initial panic of being exposed gradually dissipated.

They have a good chat online gag.

Across the screen, her little fans are all very funny, yelling all day long about "Sen Da Jiachang", "Little spider is so cute", "Nini broke her leg", "Sweetheart has big breasts and I want to touch", "EC Dafa is good" (?)...things like that.

In addition, the young lady herself is very understanding + enthusiastic and cheerful + loves facial expressions, and she doesn't dislike his chatter at all!

#喜欢色文字的女孩的人性不很失很呀! #

In this way, Peter has almost regarded her as half a friend.

——Half an hour ago, he defaulted like this.

Until today, he was truly "lost from the horse"...

Only then did the boy really recall the fear of "being seen through his identity".

His identity cannot be known by Mei, she will be so worried that she will become nervous!Likely to be mad!And probably cry!

And his vigilante work must have made him enemies!What if I hurt Mei?

He has only one relative, Mei!

……

"Since she knows your identity, we have to take the initiative! Get her out!"

After Peter explained the cause and effect in full, Ned, who has a super talent in cyber hacking, became very interested in this matter.

"A lady hacker who holds all the secrets of Superhero and the X-Men! God, Ward! I think she must be a super fan girl! The kind of psychopath who wants to master you to grasp every detail!"

Peter: ...? ? ?

The fat guy was completely excited: "Wait a minute, let me download a bilibili too!"

2 minute later.

"...Are you sure you have this app?"

Peter also brought his head together, and neither of them had the heart to care about the pile of broken Death Star Lego on the carpet that would take months to reassemble.

"Yes, she also has an account on an app called Weibo."

The boy raised his strange-looking left eyebrow, and showed Ned his mobile phone home page, one was the account of station b, and the other was @林林少女silviaV.

"Oh, then I'll check the app purchase page in China." Ned scratched his head and quickly registered an account in Asia.

"Weibo does exist, and you can pay attention to it..."

"But there is no such icon as bilibili. How did you find it?"

Peter: "...?"

Peter was silent for a while with a confused face.

"It seems that it suddenly appeared on my phone, and I can't delete it even if I delete it."

Ned's interest increased: "Oh, amazing hacking technology! Let's check the internal program of this app... wait?"

Under the watchful eyes of the two, Peter's black phone suddenly vibrated.

"bili~bili~"

……

Forest girl Sylvia.

This avatar is the account of a runaway emoticon package, and it is Sylvia's main avatar in bilibili.

In the past, she was very proud of this account with a huge number of fans. She found many like-minded people because of station b, and also made some small money to support herself with station b.

But at this moment, under the eyes of Charles who couldn't see any emotions, Sylvia only hoped to get as far away from this account as possible!

_(:зゝ∠)_

West Chester, Academy X, after dinner.

"Well, professor... Aren't we going to test our abilities?"

In the underground experiment site of Xavier College, Sylvia sat on the chair next to Charles with a slightly stiff smile. She looked at the several mobile phones on the table, and then at the extremely gentle expression of her male god. Just run to the experimental instrument and hide behind Hank who is debugging the machine!

#吱听蓝色色犬给她give her a sense of security QwQ……#

#I'm afraid that the professor will turn black into evil X, just like Hydra Cap! #

"Since you said that you first noticed something was wrong with this app, it must have something to do with your ability."

The man's cornflower blue eyes were slightly bent, as if he had no idea what kind of intense brain storm was going on in the girl's heart.

"I asked Hank to investigate the students in the academy, and found some interesting phenomena."

Sylvia: "Huh?"

Hank, who just finished adjusting the instrument over there, wiped his palms and walked over, and said:

"Since you told Kuaiyin, some students have successfully downloaded bilibili, but there are also a large number of students who cannot find this app and can only watch it on the hands of students who have already downloaded it."

"Moreover, once the mobile phone leaves the side of those specific students, the video cannot continue to play when it is in the hands of others."

Sylvia blinked: "...for example?"

"Jean Grey, Kurt, Scott, Warren, Alex, Li Qianhuan, Clarice, Little Rascal, Poppy, Katie...By the way, Ololo and I also succeeded as teachers. Downloaded, Logan didn't go back to school and didn't know the situation."

"Among them, the professor is a special case of non-voluntary download and cannot be deleted, and is not within the scope of the public sample."

After a series of reports, Hank looked at her inquiringly: "Overall, do you think these people have anything in common?"

Sylvia: ...that's true.

"The names you mentioned are all familiar to me, I mean, in my original world." The others are all new faces to her.

Even though he had been told by the professor that "Sylvia might come from another world", Hank still couldn't help showing a surprised expression.

——Although he and Charles couldn't completely believe what the other said, if it was true, it would be a bit... miraculous.

——It is so amazing that it subverts the three views of physicists.

……

"We suspect for the time being that this APP is dominated by your will and appears next to different people."

"People who you classify as [visible] by default will get push notifications for it and can only see certain video content."

Sylvia: "...push?"

It's nice not to be able to see it all, but, what push?She obviously hasn't updated the video recently. ←From a blatant and unashamed dragging big touch

To be reasonable, apart from [New York Citizens and Good Neighbors], she didn't even know who else saw bilibili at first!I don't know how much content they can see.

——After all, she herself can click on the backstage to see all of them, but she can't delete them now, and she has made herself miserable.

——Yun Bei.

"The last time Pietro returned to the professor yesterday, his phone suddenly started playing push videos... Cough."

After receiving the kind gaze from the professor in the wheelchair, Hank's explanation got stuck in his throat and choked.

Sylvia also... choked.

She kind of wants to kill Pietro, who went back to school in high spirits yesterday.

But she wanted to kill herself who told Pietro about bilibili yesterday.

Charles nodded his fingers and pondered for a while: "Then, Thea."

"exist!"

The girl who was called by her nickname immediately sat upright, trying to make up for her mistakes and save her own life.

"Try to see if you can delete the app in my phone." Slender fingers pushed one of the phones over.

Sylvia glanced at the finger quietly, and then swiped open the phone screen, resisting the urge to open the professor's photo album to see (whether there are ugly photos of Scrap Iron King or the beautiful photos of the professor himself), do so.

#No you can't think a few times in your head that the professor will hear it! #

After a while: "... Alas, I can't delete it."

The icon of the small TV was shaking, shaking, shaking, shaking, shaking, but I couldn't see the fork in the upper right corner.

Charles didn't say yes or no, he nodded: "So, Thea, can you guarantee that it won't push other videos in the future? Are you sure you only edited...the one about me?"

The last half of the sentence was soft and gentle, and the professor's eyes were gentle and tolerant, like a lake in the forest filled with morning mist, enough to drown the person stared at.

Clips...professor...other? ...

Sylvia suddenly trembled, feeling cold sweat creeping up her back.

Countless messy play screens flooded my mind!

"Ah...it suddenly disappeared..."

Hank, who had been looking at the phone screen, pushed the spare glasses on the bridge of his nose, subconsciously making a sound.

The little pink icon disappeared without a trace on the professor's phone.

"So it turns out that you subconsciously hoped..."

——Do you want the professor to see that ABO?A runaway one-night stand little professor?Running with the ball?

The expression on the white face of the researcher in the white coat is constantly changing, which can be described as indescribable.

#I never thought you were such a little girl#

#怪心疯狂I simply misunderstood you#

Sylvia: "..."

No!I'm not!I don't!

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[Fucking is going to die