The goblin wants to marry a gourd baby [Online Game]

[World] Bingtanghuluwa: I am in the bridal chamber with my wife, you say I am not a real man?

As soon as these words came out, it was like a ray of flame, completely igniting the enthusiasm that had been accumulated overnight in the world.

Everyone immediately put the hot spot of discussion on the word "bridal chamber".

After all, for men, winning or losing among men is important, but to prove that they are "real men", it seems more appropriate to use "bridal chamber"...

[World] Where is my knife: Hahahaha, this is a real man~

[World] Salted Egg Superman: It depends on how long it takes, three seconds is considered a real man?

[World] The king asked me to patrol the mountain: Of course three seconds is not counted, at least seven seconds~

[World] Riding a pig and chasing the wind: Seeking a live broadcast of the bridal chamber!

Compared with the bustle of the world, the hut with only two people at this moment looks extraordinarily clean.

Peach Yaoyao was struggling with the word "bridal chamber", when the system sent a message.

"Your husband Bingtanghuluwa invites you to spend the Spring Festival together." There are two options below - "I do" and "I decline".

This, this, this - is this going to be a bridal chamber?

Qi Yezhen glanced at Jinsui who was sitting on her seat watching American dramas, and quietly moved the computer screen to an oblique angle, with her back facing Jinsui, for fear that she would see some indescribable pictures when she turned her head. ——By the way, use your own body to completely block the screen.

Peach Yaoyao breathed a sigh of relief, her beautiful eyes were fixed on the screen, she pursed her lips, moved her knuckles, and clicked "I do".

She felt that her face must be as red as an apple now, and she was even a little shy to look at the screen.

Hello!Why are you so restless!Surely there won’t be such a shot, what are you afraid of? Although I’m a little selfish, I’m really looking forward to that kind of scene ahhh what am I thinking——

"I'm sorry, because you and your husband's physical strength is not full, you can't have intercourse. Please choose another good day."

Peach Yaoyao was still covering her small face and peeking at the screen through her fingers, but she didn't expect that the system suddenly came up with such a prompt, like a basin of cold water with ice cubes in it, instantly waking her up.

Peach Yaoyao: Do ​​you still have full stamina in the cave?

Candied haws: ...

Peach Yaoyao: This broken game is too inhumane!

Candied haws baby: [tears running]

Peach Yaoyao: Why are you crying?

Candied haws baby: uncomfortable.

Peach Yaoyao: Isn't it just that you can't have a bridal chamber, so what's so uncomfortable.

Candied Haw Baby: It's just uncomfortable.

Tao Zhiyao really didn't know that there was such a rule in the bridal chamber of this garbage game, so she used her energy to make medicine when she was free today.As for the Candied Haw Baby, it is even more impossible to know this rule.

However, in Three Kingdoms, physical recovery is only related to online time, and there is no other way to increase physical strength.Judging from Peach Yaoyao's almost zero stamina, it would take at least 20 hours online to fully recover.

Peach Yaoyao: Yes, wash up and go to sleep.

Candied Haw Baby: Don't sleep.

Peach Yaoyao: Don't you go to bed early every day?

Candied Haw Baby: I don't want to sleep.

Peach Yaoyao: Hey, it is said that people who like to stay up late either have no sex life or have a disharmonious sex life——

Candied Haws: Where did you hear that?

Peach Yaoyao: Don't you think it makes sense?

Candied haws baby: Is there no one who just lives a regular life?like me.

Peach Demon: ...

Bingtanghuluwa's game online time is concentrated during the daytime, and basically goes offline after ninety o'clock in the evening.If he hadn't said he didn't have a girlfriend, Peach Yaoyao would have suspected that he was living a night life——

However, he does not eat meat for no reason and maintains the same work and rest schedule as his practice. He is also a person with strong self-control.

Candied Haw Baby: It seems that I have to go to bed early in the future.

Peach Yaoyao: Why?

Candied Haw Baby: Sleeping with you.

Peach Yaoyao: ...do you still want to have a bridal chamber every day?

Candied haws baby: can't you?

Peach Yaoyao: [Glaring] The bridal chamber in the game has no other purpose except to consume physical strength to increase the intimacy of husband and wife. Is the bridal chamber stupid every day?

Candied Haw Baby: Not stupid, I love you.

Peach Yaoyao: ... I appreciate your kindness.

At this moment, there is a heated debate in the world about whether the real man is in the bridal chamber or the real man is in PK.

It's just that someone who just said in the world that he is in the bridal chamber is just chatting with her under the quilt, and taking it with the world's remarks, there is always an indescribable embarrassment.

After all, he failed to use this to prove that he is a real man——

Tao Zhiyao saw that some people in the world said that they dare not go to PK and only dare to OOXX at home, what kind of heroes are their wives, unexpectedly they think it makes sense.

It's just that someone's way of doing this is called indifference to the world.To put it bluntly, it's just one word - counsel.

Peach Yaoyao looked at the man lying beside her, and couldn't help sighing.But after thinking about it, I had another idea.

Peach Yaoyao: Hey, what do you think of what those people said.

Candied Haws: I choose not to watch it.

Peach Yaoyao: ...Does being an ostrich give you a sense of superiority?

Candied Haw Baby: No matter what they do, I am so happy holding my wife.

Peach Yaoyao: As a man, don't you have the slightest desire to be competitive?

Bingtanghuluwa: Can I marry you home without being competitive?

You're right, I don't know how to refute it.

Peach Yaoyao: Then you will be willing to be a rookie in the game all the time, and one day your wife will be bullied and you won’t even dare to fart?

Candied Haw Baby: Can someone bully you?

Peach Yaoyao: This is not the point—the important thing is that my man is actually a little bun. If something happens, I have to protect you. If one day I can't protect you, why don't you just let others rub you?

Candied Haw Baby: I am willing.

Peach Yaoyao: Are you justifiably eating soft rice?Don't you want to beat that Ximen braggart with your own hands?

Candied Haw Baby: How to fight?

Peach Yaoyao: Want to know?I will teach you.

Candied haws baby: good.

Well, it's kind of self-motivated.

Peach Yaoyao: Ximen Brag is Longteng, and you are Nanban. Both of you have physical output, but the gameplay is different.Longteng is characterized by high explosiveness. To deal with this kind of sect, what is most needed is rough skin and thick flesh-referred to as resistance.

Peach Yaoyao: You are not a serious Nanman now, and your equipment is not right.The real Nanban needs to have both output equipment and defensive equipment, which is very restrained by Long Teng.Because if he can't kill you, according to the vitality of Nanman Xiaoqiang, the one who suffers in the fight is the crispy output of Longteng.

Peach Yaoyao: In view of your operation of making teammates cry and making opponents grateful, even if you normally wear equipment, the winning rate is not high.So we have to make a routine.

Candied haws baby: what routine?

Peach Yaoyao: You replace all your equipment with high physical defense suits, and all gems with defensive ones, and then bring some auxiliary magic weapons, such as blood recovery to increase movement speed and damage reduction. In addition, your attribute points It is also modified to increase blood and defense.With such a set, you have at least [-] HP and [-] to [-] physical defense values. Even if you stand still, it will take about ten minutes for him to hit you, not to mention that you still have the high damage that comes with the weapon to counterattack .

Peach Yaoyao: Of course, doing this requires a relatively high cost. First, you need a set of equipment, and second, you need a magic weapon.If you don’t think it’s necessary, just pretend I didn’t say it. If you really want to win a game, then do as I say. I guarantee that your winning rate will be over 90.00%.

Candied Haw Baby: I listen to you.

Peach Yaoyao: Then you go to the world to respond to him now.

Candied Haw Baby: But the equipment may take some time for me to build.

Peach Yaoyao: You can go to the mall to see if there are players selling it. It’s not worth it to play by yourself, and the chance of being able to play the game is too low.

Candied haws baby: I am not used to wearing equipment made by others.

Peach Yaoyao: ... You are rich and you are right.

[世界] Bingtanghuluwa: @西门善牛, tomorrow night at [-] o'clock, the imperial city will compete against each other.

The leading actor who had been discussed all night in the world spoke again, like a thunderclap on the ground, pushing everyone's enthusiasm to a climax.

Many people who eat melons have said that this response combined with the response of the bridal chamber is really domineering, neither losing to PK nor losing to women. It seems that they want to crush the original partner Ximen's bragging in all directions and beat him to his heart.

This Ximen boasted that the candied haws baby was cowardly and dare not take the PK all night, and his remarks were rampant. The silent candied haws made him even more unscrupulous, and he wanted to brag himself to the sky.

And Bingtanghuluwa dared to come out to respond to him. Although it was unexpected, he was definitely not afraid. According to his level of operation, he could hit ten at a time.

And here, Peach Yaoyao became faintly worried when she saw her husband Bingtanghuluwa's speech.

Peach Yaoyao: Tomorrow at 8 o'clock in the evening?Can you finish all the equipment in one day?

Candied haws baby: There are some in the warehouse that I typed before, you can see if there are any suitable ones.If it doesn't fit, keep playing.

Peach Yaoyao suddenly remembered that this guy had a warehouse full of everything.Now they are married, so the things in this warehouse are jointly owned by them.

Peach Yaoyao opened the warehouse and began looking for equipment that suited him one by one.

She only looked at six warehouses last time, but this time she looked more carefully.

What catches the eye is the vault of the warehouse-the warehouse is divided into an item warehouse and a vault, which store game props and game currency respectively.

Her dear husband has deposited a whole 10000000 gold coins in the warehouse.That's right, seven zeros, eight digits. 7 million gold coins, equivalent to about one hundred thousand yuan.

Not to mention that she has never seen so much money in the game, even her bank card has never seen so much money.

Peach Yaoyao: I wanted to talk about you last time.

Candied haws baby:?

Peach Yaoyao: How much money did you fucking charge in the game! ?This money is saved in the bank and the daily interest is enough to eat, ahhhh, why do you put this money in the game?Even if you are not short of money, you can recharge it when you need money!

Candied Haw Baby: It’s too troublesome to charge once.

Tao Zhiyao: Do ​​you know that you do this so that it is difficult for me, who studies economics, to understand? The liquidity of currency is of high value. Once you recharge the money into the game, the money becomes game props , the liquidity is gone, not to mention that this game will not give you interest ahhhh~

Bingtanghuluwa: I can't see that you still study economics.

Peach Yaoyao: Do ​​you know that you are wrong?

Candied Haw Baby: If it is wrong to be rich, then I was wrong.

I really want to slap PIA Fei, is this guy who shows off his wealth swollen?Very anxious to wait online.