The goblin wants to marry a gourd baby [Online Game]
Chapter 15 Domestic Violence! Domestic Violence!
The candied haws baby actually stuffed the fish caught in the river into the warehouse, and it became a betrothal gift. Isn't this a proper way to use "fish" to make up the number?
Candied Haw Baby: Then you meow one.
Peach Yaoyao: No meow.
Candied Haw Baby: Then it will be done, what I want to marry is not a cat.
Peach Yaoyao: I think you are a cat. I heard that cats will give their favorite food to people they like.
Bingtanghuluwa: Well, it kind of means that.
Peach Yaoyao pointed to the pile of seafood Hezhen in the warehouse, and continued to ask.
Peach Yaoyao: Are you showing off your superb fishing skills, so you can fish and support me in the future?
Candied Haw Baby: I have this plan.
Peach Yaoyao: promising.
Candied Haws: Fishing is our memory.
This is really an irrefutable and justifiable explanation.
Thinking that it wasn't just him, he also regarded fishing as a date, Tao Zhiyao felt like his heart was like a steaming glutinous rice ball rolling in honey.
In the fifth warehouse is a hundred treasure maps.
The treasure map can be said to be one of the favorite items of local tyrants in Three Kingdoms.If you are lucky, you can dig out valuable rare materials and magic weapons. Of course, if you are unlucky, you can also dig out scrap copper and rotten iron.Those with the worst luck will directly dig down the bandit's lair, and the system will also prompt that there are bandits fleeing to a certain map, please players go and exterminate them.
However, if you destroy the robbers, there is a high probability that good things will explode.But this thing belongs to the player who exterminates the bandits, not the person who spends a lot of money digging up the map.So every time a robber's lair is dug down, it is a carnival for the whole district and loneliness for one person.
After all, there are many people who team up to professionally squat robbers every day. Compared with those who dig treasure maps alone and have no defense, the advantage of robbing robbers is self-evident.
Peach Yaoyao: How many robbers do you think I can release?
Candied Haws: You can definitely find something good.
Peach Yaoyao: I am a black hand, and I have never been hit by "one more bottle" when drinking drinks.
Candied Haw Baby: So miserable?
Peach Yaoyao: So I can equate this warehouse treasure map with air. [cry]
Candied Haw Baby: Then let's make a bet on how many robbers you can dig out.
Peach Yaoyao: What about the loser?
Candied Haw Baby: Promise me a request.
Peach Yaoyao: Hey!You haven't dug yet, are you so confident that you will win?
Candied haws: less than ten.
Peach Yaoyao: I think there are at least fifty of them.
Candied Haw Baby: Fifty, do you think I gave you this warehouse prank item?
Peach Yaoyao: Alright, then there are more than ten, and you win if you get ten.
The sixth warehouse was empty.
Candied haws baby: I don’t know if you like the first five, so I leave one for you to choose.
Suddenly there is a sense of déjà vu that I am the heroine of an idol drama.The villain's parents of the rich and handsome hero took out a blank check and threw it in her face, saying that as long as they could leave her son, they could fill in any number on the check.
Peach Yaoyao: Do you want the stars in the sky to be swollen?
Candied Haw Baby: Take you to heaven?
Peach Yaoyao: I was just kidding.
Peach Yaoyao: I know what you want, but I can't take these things.It's too expensive, there's no need to get married in the game.
Candied Haw Baby: I bought it for you, but it’s useless if I want these.
Peach Yaoyao: You can sell it again, let’s say that the thousand roses can be sold for hundreds of thousands of gold coins.
Candied haws baby: I have worked so hard to buy and sell roses, as if I were a rose wholesaler, and I was only in the business of losing money?
Peach Yaoyao: The female equipment can also be sold for a lot of money.
Candied Haw Baby: Would you like to let other women wear the outfits I made by myself?
Peach Yaoyao: ...I don't want to.
As for the warehouse fish, it didn't cost much to sell it.This is the most reassuring thing for her to accept. After all, it is the stock that someone has fished for several months. She is so sincere that she can't even buy it.
Peach Yaoyao: I always feel that I get married empty-handed, which is too unethical.
Candied Haw Baby: Did you go back on your word?
Peach Yaoyao: I don’t have one. You’ve got on my thief boat and there’s no way to get off. Your people and your fish are mine now!
Candied Haw Baby: Then when will you get married?
Peach Yaoyao: When do you want to?
Candied Haw Baby: Now.
Now?He dragged on for two weeks before confessing his love to her, but he didn't expect to get married because he wanted a quick fix.
Peach Yaoyao: I've been waiting for two weeks, what's the rush?
Candied Haws: If I hadn't prepared these, I wouldn't have waited so long.
Peach Yaoyao: ... When did you acquire these warehouses?
Candied Haw Baby: The day after you asked me if I want to get married.I don't fight unprepared battles.
Peach Yaoyao: Brother, I think you are quite unprepared for every battle in the game.
Candied Haw Baby: What do you call me?
Peach Demon: ...
Candied haws baby: big brother.
Peach Demon: ...
Candied Haw Baby: Do you not change your mind?
Peach Demon: ...
Change your mouth or something!I can't say it!Calling her husband wife in the game is really a bit nasty, even her ex-boyfriend, she has always called him by his first name, and there is no more outrageous name.
Candied Haw Baby: Don't call me Big Brother.
Peach Yaoyao: Oh.uncle.
Candied haws: ...
Peach Yaoyao recalled that he said she was the eldest daughter of Huang Hua.
Peach Yaoyao: I teamed up with you to call you uncle and you never refuted me. I thought you were as old as my father.
Bingtanghuluwa: I have a nephew who is as old as you, and it is normal to call me uncle.
Peach Yaoyao: Okay, Uncle Gourd.
Candied Haw Baby: Is it itchy?
Peach Yaoyao: Domestic violence, domestic violence.
Bingtanghuluwa: What are you yelling about, you are not entitled to domestic violence.
Peach Demon: ...
Candied haws baby: I haven't passed the door yet, and I don't belong to the family.
Suddenly even domestic violence became a luxury.
Peach Yaoyao: Does domestic violence happen after passing through the door?
Candied Haw Baby: I hate to hit you.
Peach Yaoyao: No, you can't beat me.
Others can't tell for sure, but it's easier to beat him as a rookie than to chop vegetables.
Candied Haw Baby: So confident?Go to the arena to try?
Bingtanghuluwa took her back to Chengdu.
Chengdu is the capital of the Shu Kingdom, and the functions of the capitals of each country are the same, only the layout is different.The martial arts gym in Chengdu is the place where Shu players usually practice martial arts.
When they got to the ring, Bingtanghuluwa disbanded the team.
[Current] Peach Yaoyao: After a while you will cry to find your mother, maybe your mother will not recognize you.
[Current] Bingtanghuluwa: Then please enlighten me, Madam.
With that said, the two entered into a sparring battle.
Candied Haw Baby: Then you meow one.
Peach Yaoyao: No meow.
Candied Haw Baby: Then it will be done, what I want to marry is not a cat.
Peach Yaoyao: I think you are a cat. I heard that cats will give their favorite food to people they like.
Bingtanghuluwa: Well, it kind of means that.
Peach Yaoyao pointed to the pile of seafood Hezhen in the warehouse, and continued to ask.
Peach Yaoyao: Are you showing off your superb fishing skills, so you can fish and support me in the future?
Candied Haw Baby: I have this plan.
Peach Yaoyao: promising.
Candied Haws: Fishing is our memory.
This is really an irrefutable and justifiable explanation.
Thinking that it wasn't just him, he also regarded fishing as a date, Tao Zhiyao felt like his heart was like a steaming glutinous rice ball rolling in honey.
In the fifth warehouse is a hundred treasure maps.
The treasure map can be said to be one of the favorite items of local tyrants in Three Kingdoms.If you are lucky, you can dig out valuable rare materials and magic weapons. Of course, if you are unlucky, you can also dig out scrap copper and rotten iron.Those with the worst luck will directly dig down the bandit's lair, and the system will also prompt that there are bandits fleeing to a certain map, please players go and exterminate them.
However, if you destroy the robbers, there is a high probability that good things will explode.But this thing belongs to the player who exterminates the bandits, not the person who spends a lot of money digging up the map.So every time a robber's lair is dug down, it is a carnival for the whole district and loneliness for one person.
After all, there are many people who team up to professionally squat robbers every day. Compared with those who dig treasure maps alone and have no defense, the advantage of robbing robbers is self-evident.
Peach Yaoyao: How many robbers do you think I can release?
Candied Haws: You can definitely find something good.
Peach Yaoyao: I am a black hand, and I have never been hit by "one more bottle" when drinking drinks.
Candied Haw Baby: So miserable?
Peach Yaoyao: So I can equate this warehouse treasure map with air. [cry]
Candied Haw Baby: Then let's make a bet on how many robbers you can dig out.
Peach Yaoyao: What about the loser?
Candied Haw Baby: Promise me a request.
Peach Yaoyao: Hey!You haven't dug yet, are you so confident that you will win?
Candied haws: less than ten.
Peach Yaoyao: I think there are at least fifty of them.
Candied Haw Baby: Fifty, do you think I gave you this warehouse prank item?
Peach Yaoyao: Alright, then there are more than ten, and you win if you get ten.
The sixth warehouse was empty.
Candied haws baby: I don’t know if you like the first five, so I leave one for you to choose.
Suddenly there is a sense of déjà vu that I am the heroine of an idol drama.The villain's parents of the rich and handsome hero took out a blank check and threw it in her face, saying that as long as they could leave her son, they could fill in any number on the check.
Peach Yaoyao: Do you want the stars in the sky to be swollen?
Candied Haw Baby: Take you to heaven?
Peach Yaoyao: I was just kidding.
Peach Yaoyao: I know what you want, but I can't take these things.It's too expensive, there's no need to get married in the game.
Candied Haw Baby: I bought it for you, but it’s useless if I want these.
Peach Yaoyao: You can sell it again, let’s say that the thousand roses can be sold for hundreds of thousands of gold coins.
Candied haws baby: I have worked so hard to buy and sell roses, as if I were a rose wholesaler, and I was only in the business of losing money?
Peach Yaoyao: The female equipment can also be sold for a lot of money.
Candied Haw Baby: Would you like to let other women wear the outfits I made by myself?
Peach Yaoyao: ...I don't want to.
As for the warehouse fish, it didn't cost much to sell it.This is the most reassuring thing for her to accept. After all, it is the stock that someone has fished for several months. She is so sincere that she can't even buy it.
Peach Yaoyao: I always feel that I get married empty-handed, which is too unethical.
Candied Haw Baby: Did you go back on your word?
Peach Yaoyao: I don’t have one. You’ve got on my thief boat and there’s no way to get off. Your people and your fish are mine now!
Candied Haw Baby: Then when will you get married?
Peach Yaoyao: When do you want to?
Candied Haw Baby: Now.
Now?He dragged on for two weeks before confessing his love to her, but he didn't expect to get married because he wanted a quick fix.
Peach Yaoyao: I've been waiting for two weeks, what's the rush?
Candied Haws: If I hadn't prepared these, I wouldn't have waited so long.
Peach Yaoyao: ... When did you acquire these warehouses?
Candied Haw Baby: The day after you asked me if I want to get married.I don't fight unprepared battles.
Peach Yaoyao: Brother, I think you are quite unprepared for every battle in the game.
Candied Haw Baby: What do you call me?
Peach Demon: ...
Candied haws baby: big brother.
Peach Demon: ...
Candied Haw Baby: Do you not change your mind?
Peach Demon: ...
Change your mouth or something!I can't say it!Calling her husband wife in the game is really a bit nasty, even her ex-boyfriend, she has always called him by his first name, and there is no more outrageous name.
Candied Haw Baby: Don't call me Big Brother.
Peach Yaoyao: Oh.uncle.
Candied haws: ...
Peach Yaoyao recalled that he said she was the eldest daughter of Huang Hua.
Peach Yaoyao: I teamed up with you to call you uncle and you never refuted me. I thought you were as old as my father.
Bingtanghuluwa: I have a nephew who is as old as you, and it is normal to call me uncle.
Peach Yaoyao: Okay, Uncle Gourd.
Candied Haw Baby: Is it itchy?
Peach Yaoyao: Domestic violence, domestic violence.
Bingtanghuluwa: What are you yelling about, you are not entitled to domestic violence.
Peach Demon: ...
Candied haws baby: I haven't passed the door yet, and I don't belong to the family.
Suddenly even domestic violence became a luxury.
Peach Yaoyao: Does domestic violence happen after passing through the door?
Candied Haw Baby: I hate to hit you.
Peach Yaoyao: No, you can't beat me.
Others can't tell for sure, but it's easier to beat him as a rookie than to chop vegetables.
Candied Haw Baby: So confident?Go to the arena to try?
Bingtanghuluwa took her back to Chengdu.
Chengdu is the capital of the Shu Kingdom, and the functions of the capitals of each country are the same, only the layout is different.The martial arts gym in Chengdu is the place where Shu players usually practice martial arts.
When they got to the ring, Bingtanghuluwa disbanded the team.
[Current] Peach Yaoyao: After a while you will cry to find your mother, maybe your mother will not recognize you.
[Current] Bingtanghuluwa: Then please enlighten me, Madam.
With that said, the two entered into a sparring battle.
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