The goblin wants to marry a gourd baby [Online Game]

After two weeks of stressful exams at the end of the semester, Qi Yezhen finally got out of the sea of ​​suffering and regained her new life.The first thing she did after leaving the examination room was to run back to the dormitory to turn on the computer and log in to the online game "Three Kingdoms".

Three Kingdoms is a game developed by Feixiang Technology with the background of the Three Kingdoms. It is known as "one game and three games", that is, mobile phone, computer and holographic three ways of playing.

The interface and characters on the mobile phone side are quite cute, while the computer side is 3D martial arts ancient style.As for the holographic gameplay, because Qi Yezhen's equipment is limited at school, she has not experienced it yet, and it is said that the response is very good.

It is now the beginning of July, and the game interface has also switched to a summer theme, and each map is full of greenery and vitality.

Qi Yezhen opened the gang chat channel, and excitedly typed out a line announcing her return to the game.

[Gang] Peach Yaoyao: Master Yaoyao is out!Where are the cheers! ?

The Misty Rain Xiaoxiang Gang, which was originally dead and silent, was thrown into the bottom of the lake like a gunpowder, and the diving gang instantly boiled.

[Gang] Jiukui: Line up to welcome Master Yaoyao!

[Gang] Don't leave after school: Warmly celebrate the return of Master Yaoyao! [applaud]

[Gang] Soft Girl Harvester: Congratulations to Master Yaoyao for leaving the customs! [applaud]

[Gang] Haven't been a Superman for many years: Master Yaoyao, is Midnight Channel going to air tonight?

[Gang] Forgot to wear long johns: Drip!student card!

[Gang] A cannonball kills all grievances: Tickets are sold, tickets are sold, no tickets are not allowed to board the train!

[Gang] Thin into a lightning bolt: Put me down, this is not the car to kindergarten!

[Gang] Girl's Little Match: The car door is sealed, no one will get out of the car tonight!

A mysterious smile curled up on the corner of Qi Yezhen's mouth. It seemed that everyone hadn't forgotten about Midnight FM, which was off the air for two weeks.She is the "Yaoyao master" who is known to everyone in Misty Rain Xiaoxiang, the number one group on the Chang'an server in the north.

Ever since she joined Misty Rain Xiaoxiang, the gang Midnight has been extraordinarily lively.As the main lecturer, she often answers questions about the emotional problems of her friends, analyzes the common routines of teasing girls and men in the market, and discusses the N forms of obtaining great harmony in life.

[Gang] Peach Yaoyao: Young man, you are very irritable, this is not good for your kidneys.

At this time, Peach Yaoyao received a private letter.

Love to eat zongzi: Yaoyao, I will get married at nine o'clock tonight, and I will come to Yuelao Temple to attend the wedding~

Peach Yaoyao: I haven’t seen my rice dumpling for a few days and was kidnapped by someone QAQ, tell me, which soul is weak! ?

Love to eat zongzi: it’s Luo Xi~

Peach Yaoyao: No wonder I can see him every time I go to your team. It turns out that there is J (rape) Q (feeling)! [surprise]

Love to eat zongzi: [shy]

Peach Yaoyao: Tsk tsk, you actually married a foreigner~

In Three Kingdoms, each player has to choose a nationality when they are born. There are three options: Wei, Shu and Wu. Different nationalities represent different sects that can be joined.Daily games and social interactions have little to do with nationality. The only thing that matters is the national war that takes place every Sunday night.

The national war requires players of the same nationality to form a team. If the husband and wife are not in the same country, it is very likely that they will meet each other during the national war.Looking north at the Chang'an server, there was a case where the husband had eliminated his wife's team during the National War, and the wife wanted to divorce.

Love to eat zongzi: Nationality can’t stop our love~ Remember to come at night, I have already asked Jiu Kui to notify the people in the gang.

Jiu Kui is the gang leader of Yanyu Xiaoxiang gang. Although he is a man, he is the number one gossip king in the whole district.It's as big as the marriage and love history of the three lives and three generations of a certain ranking god, and as small as the next-door Lao Wang has a crush on whose wife, only you can't think of it, and there is nothing he doesn't know.

In addition, he is also particularly keen on messing around with couples and introducing partners to single people in gangs.It was through his "matchmaking" diplomacy that Yanyu Xiaoxiang grew from a little-known gang into the number one gang in the region in just a few months.

Because every time a marriage is negotiated, he will lure the player who is not from the gang to Misty Rain and Xiaoxiang.Aside from his unreliable hobbies, he can be said to be conscientious in being a gang leader.

[World][Transsion] Jiukui: Congratulations to God Luo Xi for joining Yanyu Xiaoxiang ~ Tonight at [-] o'clock in Yuelao Temple, everyone is welcome to attend the wedding between Luo Xi and Zongzi ~ I wish you two happy weddings!

[World][Transsion] Luo Xi: Everyone who comes has a gift bag, I hope everyone will join in!

[World] Button hurts people: Luo Xi is really rich and powerful, I can only go to the wedding scene to pick up gift bags to survive~ I am looking for marriage, is there any girl who is willing to go pick up gift bags with me?

[世界] Compassionate clothes: Asking for a marriage upstairs, although a girl married can't sit in a BMW and cry, but I guarantee that he will make you cry on a bicycle.

[World] Turning a corner and moving a brick: I will give you two a brick, and you are still talking nonsense in the dungeon of hell, the fucking team is destroyed!

[World] loves to eat zongzi: everyone in the area is welcome to attend the wedding [Bixin]~

[World] Masked Prawn: Prodigal before getting married, girl, you are not afraid to bankrupt your husband.

[World] loves glutinous rice balls: upstairs, did you spend your money?I really think of myself as a Pacific policeman!

[World] Loves to eat dumplings: 9494, I really don't worry about eating carrots!

[World] Masked Prawn: How old is this person who loves to eat rice dumplings?How dare you come out and send people all over the world to attend the wedding, for fear that others will not know how many men have fucked you?

The world was originally peaceful, but suddenly a shit-stirring stick appears to disrupt the rhythm, which is really annoying.Some people just have bad mouths and don't want to teach them a lesson, and there are three views of straight men and cancer between the lines. Even Tao Zhiyao, who has never liked to talk on the World Channel, is fighting for his friends.

[World] Peach Yaoyao: You are such a flirtatious girl, are you not afraid that your girlfriend, the fifth girl, will be jealous?

The group of Yanyu Xiaoxiang also immediately followed this stalk and besieged the masked prawn with a rush of tongues.

[世界] Selling little matches for girls: Hurry up and buy a dress for my girlfriend to calm her down. I think Taobao’s gloves are pretty good.

[World] Annihilation of grievances with one shot: Remember to buy good quality, after all, you have to live with the fifth girl for the rest of your life.

I have to say that Tao Zhiyao's light words directly poked the sore spot of the masked prawn, revealing his silky nature.Men who make such serious disrespectful remarks about women are mostly picky men who basically rely on their hands for entertainment.

The masked prawn that was still jumping around in the world just now disappeared without a trace.

Peach Yaoyao was just about to complete the sect mission, when the system reminded her that she had received a sound transmission gift of roses.

[World][Transsion]Psychiatric hospital director: @桃之妖妖 marry me!As long as you promise, [cornucopia] will be distributed throughout the district on the wedding day~

[World] Button hurts people: Damn it, there are too many local tyrants these days, and the trumpet is not enough, hurry up and register a few more.

[世界] Shanjie Renyi: @桃之妖妖, you should marry for the welfare of the whole district!

[World] Turning the corner and moving bricks: I am Nima, what do you two want to do?The dungeon just opened is gone again [angry][angry][angry] It's none of your business to be single when someone gets married!

The world suddenly exploded.Cornucopia is not an item that everyone can buy. It is said that only players who have recharged to a certain amount have the right to buy it.A cornucopia is not cheap, and players who get it will randomly offer gold coins ranging from 100 to 10000.

Tao Zhiyao didn't know how the topic turned to herself, she was still congratulating Zongzi on her marriage just now, but when the director of the mental hospital came out, he completely overshadowed Luo Xi's limelight, which seemed to be overwhelming.

And what the hell is this head of the mental hospital?She only saw his name on the Forbes list of the Three Kingdoms, but they didn't know each other at all?

[Gang] Jiu Kui: Wow, Yaoyao marry quickly, abduct the number one local tyrant in the district, and we will have sponsors for the gifts of our next gang event. I like this kind of people who are stupid and rich.

[Guild] Peach Yaoyao: Master Gang Leader, you are so blind to money, why don't you just sell me [Black Line].You like to marry yourself!

[Gang] Love eating group: It is said that the dean has been married more than [-] times, and he only looks for girls who have never been married.It is estimated that all the unmarried people in the district have been harmed by him, so I came to you.

[Gang] Peach Yaoyao: [Aversion to Chill] It turns out that there are men with such vicious tastes in the game, I have seen it.

[Gang] Jiukui: Speaking of Yaoyao, you should also contribute to the gang. Tell me, whoever you want to marry, I will hook you up [smile]~

[Gang] Tao Zhiyao: I said that I only play games and only drive and don't get married. I actually have a male ticket.

[Gang] Jiukui: The game belongs to the game, the reality is the reality, does the reality have male votes and the game has a husband conflict?

[Guild] Peach Yaoyao: Anyway, I am not married, Mr. Gang Leader, you are married in real life and you secretly married a wife in the game, dare to tell her?

As soon as Qi Yezhen finished typing this sentence, she received a message on WeChat from her roommate Jin Sui.Jin Sui went out to have a big meal with her boyfriend after the exam today, and probably won't be able to come back at night.This kind of thing has long been common in universities, and Qi Yezhen is no stranger to it.

Ah Sui: Oh my god, I just saw Xiao Yuwen in the hotel lobby with my boyfriend, and there is a woman next to him!

Zhenzi: Are you hallucinating?He has been home for more than ten days!

Xiao Yuwen is from the School of Journalism, which is known for its early end-of-semester holidays.And Qi Yezhen's School of Economics and Management is in the late stage of procrastination.There is a saying in the college: If the earth does not explode, the management will not have a holiday.The universe does not restart, and the management does not rest.

A Sui: Really!I was afraid that I might be wrong, so I secretly took a photo. [picture]

The photos that popped up in the chat box made Qi Yezhen's heart tighten.That figure from the back was indeed Xiao Yuwen, and he was wearing the white shirt she bought for him with her internship salary.

The cuffs of that white shirt had a unique design, so she could tell it at a glance, and it was impossible to admit it wrong.Her gaze moved down and landed on him holding another girl's hand.

Judging from the back, she has yellow short-to-medium hair, is not tall, has thick legs, and is wearing casual hot pants.She couldn't think of him showing up at the hotel with another girl, what else could he do besides having sex?Is it to study the script?

Qi Yezhen closed her eyes and searched for all kinds of girls around him in her mind, but she couldn't match them at all.The fingers holding the phone were tightened, and my heart was filled with mixed feelings, and my scalp was numb.

Ah Sui: I just took a look at that girl, she looks far worse than you!After all, you are also one of the most beautiful women in our academy, and his taste for stealing is so low, it is worth less than you!

Qi Yezhen really couldn't figure out how her boyfriend, who was usually gentle, considerate and obedient to her, would cheat on her?

She clicked on Xiao Yuwen's WeChat avatar, which was a couple's avatar with her. She had chosen it at the beginning. They were the backs of two cute kittens with their tails looped into a heart.

Qi Yezhen caressed the kitten with her fingers, but did not type a word in the end.She quit WeChat, opened the dial pad, and directly entered the string of numbers that she had already known by heart.

The "beep" on the other end of the phone was like a stone hammer chiseling her heart again and again.I don't know how long it took, but the call finally got through.

"Hello? What's the matter?" Xiao Yuwen's familiar voice came from the other end of the phone, but his clear voice was deliberately lowered.

Usually when he answered the phone, he would say: "Baby, what's the matter?" Today he omitted this nickname.

"I..." Qi Yezhen paused and said, "I've finished the exam."

"Then congratulations, you're finally liberated!" Xiao Yuwen's voice was panting slightly, each sound piercing Qi Yezhen's nerves like a needle.

As soon as she thought of the nasty things he might be doing now, she couldn't help but want to drop her phone.Suppressing the disgusting feeling, she collected herself and said, "What's wrong with you? Are you tired?"

"You discovered all of this! My high school buddy invited me to play ball in the gym this afternoon, and I'm walking home now!"

"Oh? Then did you bring an umbrella?" Qi Yezhen said, "I read the weather forecast. It will rain heavily in L city today."

The opposite party was obviously stunned for a moment, and after a few seconds he said: "I brought it, it just rained heavily, and now the rain has stopped."

The blood in Qi Yezhen's ear canal on the side of the phone was rushing, hitting the eardrum.

"Xiao Yuwen, I advise you to tell the truth." Qi Yezhen was like a volcano on the verge of exploding, "L city is sunny today, the temperature is 35 degrees, there is not a single cloud, let alone rain."

Xiao Yuwen was silent for a long time before he said, "Zhenzhen, I...you listen to my explanation."

"Explain what? Actually, I didn't read the weather forecast at all, and I don't know if it will rain in L City today." Qi Yezhen said slowly, "But I think I already know what I want to know."

There was no sound on the other side, and the receiver was dead quiet.

Qi Yezhen took a deep breath, clenched her fists, trying not to speak so bluntly.

"Can you tell me who she is?"

"It's a female netizen I met when I was playing LOL, I swear I was just confused for a while, Zhenzhen, I love you!" Xiao Yuwen became visibly excited.

"Is this the way you love me?" The two of them received such bad news before they had been in love for half a year.

"Zhenzhen, I really want to be with you...but you reject me every time, I can't help it..." Xiao Yuwen argued, "I'm also a man, can you understand me?"

"I've been with you for a few months, so it's better for her to stay with you all night, right?" Qi Yezhen was already disheartened by this man after hearing what he said.When love ebbs, calmness regains the high ground of IQ.

"Xiao Yuwen, let's break up. I wish you and her happiness." After saying this, she hung up the phone, and by the way, turned it off, and then threw the phone aside.

What can be done now?cry?no, do not want.To cry for this kind of man is to lose one's worth.

Qi Yezhen sat on the chair blankly, her eyes were empty, and she forced herself not to shed tears.

Don't look at her dominating the game in the game and driving like a tiger, even the old driver can't catch up with her.In real life, she is a good child in the eyes of parents, a good student in the eyes of teachers, and a good girlfriend in the eyes of her boyfriend.

Maybe it's not a good girlfriend, after all, you haven't slept with him, have you?A wry smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.A female netizen you met in the game?Losing to this kind of woman, as arrogant as Qi Yezhen is naturally unconvinced.

Qi Yezhen knew that she had to do something to divert her attention, otherwise, she would always imagine Xiao Yuwen flirting with other women in her mind, which would make her feel sick.

Her eyes fell back to the game interface of Three Kingdoms, where the gang was discussing the marriage and relationship issues in the game in full swing.

In the end, the gang leader Jiu Kui came out and made a concluding statement: "Although the game is fake, the feelings are real. Once it is not handled well, it will hurt others and yourself."

[Gang] Peach Yaoyao: The gang leader is right.

[Gang] Jiukui: Yaoyao, did you take the wrong medicine?I remember you being sarcastic to me the last time I said that.

[Gang] Peach Yaoyao: Today I suddenly found that what you said makes sense.

If you don't handle it well, you will hurt others and yourself. You are a living example of being hurt.

[Gang] Jiukui: Since you agree with me, would you like me to introduce you to a handsome guy for marriage~

[Gang] Peach Yaoyao: Please introduce.

[Gang] Love to eat group: Yaoyao, you really didn't take the wrong medicine, did you?Didn't you just say that you have a male ticket and are not married in the game?

[Gang] Tao Zhiyao: We broke up 5 minutes ago, so we can get married.

[Gang] Jiukui: ...

[Gang] love to eat group: ...

There was silence in the gang.Silence is the misty rain Xiaoxiang tonight.

[Gang] Jiukui: Cough, it's okay, there is no grass anywhere in the world, your marriage is on me.Our "Bangbao" Yaoyao master must step up from the master of the region's comprehensive strength list~

A group of friends immediately echoed, saying that marrying Yaoyao is a man's dream, and a female driver with a nice voice and good driving skills is the only one in the whole district.

But how easy is it to find a husband?The guys in the gang look up and see each other every day, but it is difficult for those who know the basics to collide with sparks.And there are not many single men in the top [-] of the power list, let alone the existence of such a wonderful dean of a mental hospital.

[Gang] Jiukui: Yaoyao, let me introduce you to someone who has never been married.His name is Bingtanghuluwa. I have long wanted to pull him into our gang, but he refused.Why don't you try it?It is a task entrusted to you.

Peach Yaoyao flipped through the list, the 49th single male in the region's strength list, nicknamed "Bingtanghuluwa", a native of Shu, a Nanman sect, and his master is Meng Huo.

The best way to forget a relationship is time and a new love.But to talk about this kind of thing, she is actually a paper tiger with perfect scores in theory and practical duck eggs.

Qi Yezhen has been a star-like existence since she was a child. She has never chased boys, but others have chased her.So she can only sum up the routine of men chasing women, women chasing men?Sorry, I really don't know.

But to hook up with your husband, you have to ask yourself if he wants to marry her, right?

While thinking, she clicked the "chat" button under the Bingtanghulu baby, and found that the other party happened to be online.And what's even more amazing is that she actually has his friend, and the two of them still have dozens of points of intimacy.Qi Yezhen can't remember when she added him as a friend, when she formed a team together.

Peach Yaoyao: Are you there?

Candied Haw Baby: Yes, what's the matter?

Peach Yaoyao: Do ​​you want to marry me?

Candied Haw Baby: Did you send the wrong message?The person who proposes to you in the world is called the director of the mental hospital.

Peach Yaoyao: I don't know him at all.

Candied haws: ...

Peach Yaoyao: Let's get married just to play games together and not interfere with real life, think about it?

Candied Haw Baby: My phone is going to run out of battery, let's talk about it later in the evening.

Peach Yaoyao: Huh?

Candied Haw Baby: I'm going to play, you play first.

In less than 1 minute, the picture of the candied haws baby really darkened.

What?Peach Yaoyao is simply a black question mark face.

How is this different from the expected reaction?According to the group of guys in the gang, facing her marriage proposal, the candied haws baby should not be grateful and say "yes" with trembling hands, and then kowtow to the south to thank God for giving him such a wonderful wife?

Qi Yezhen thought about it, but she felt that Bingtanghuluwa didn't want to marry her.She suddenly thought of Jiukui, the gossip king.

Peach Yaoyao: Master, just now I asked that person if he wanted to marry me, but he said that his phone was out of battery, and then he went offline.

Jiukui: Your speed is too fast!How did you tell people?

Qi Yezhen recounted the chat records between herself and Bingtanghuluwa.

Jiukui: Yaoyao, your ostentatious way of deceiving the gang members is okay, but when something happens, you don’t care about it.

Peach Yaoyao: Is now the time to dismantle the stage?

Jiukui: Are you stupid or stupid or stupid?It's okay, a wife fell from the sky, do you dare to ask for it?They probably scared you away because they were afraid that you would cheat on the marriage.

Peach Yaoyao: [Dizzy] Is he so unbearable?Do I look like a cheating marriage?

Jiukui: It's not similar, it's very similar. [serious]

Although it was indeed similar in nature to a fraudulent marriage, it was just for him.

In Three Kingdoms, couples can share all the items and funds in the family after they get married.There are very few things that can be carried with the game, and most people store valuable game props in the warehouse at home.

Peach Yaoyao: Then what does he mean?rejected me?

Jiukui: I think it is, they just give you a step down, and you see that they are playing well, but you forcefully kick them out of the game.

Peach Yaoyao: I was wrong T0T

Jiukui: Don't panic, I will continue to help you keep an eye out for high-quality singles.

Qi Yezhen never expected that today, despite being cheated on by her real boyfriend, she summoned up the courage to propose to a man in a game, and she was treated as a fraud.

Could it be that she is doomed to have a bumpy road in love?