[Comprehensive] This is absolutely stunning

Those things about crayfish:

Yinhu, who was sailing on the sea, suddenly received a letter from his father when he was resupplying at a certain port. In addition to the normal greetings, most of the content of this letter is, son, I will take you back with the wind. The red pliers have flooded the waters all over the place. Regarding your impeachment memorial, as a father, it seems that you will be unable to hold back, so find a solution quickly.

Yinhu, who had been thinking hard for three days, finally let the messenger take away a thick letter.

Kangxi, who thought he would see Yinhu's confession memorial, touched the thickness of the letter and expressed his satisfaction with his son's confession.Just when he opened the letter with a look of relief, the letter in his hand flew into the embrace of the earth.

Li Jinchao, who was already old, took a sneak peek, and saw the first piece of paper read "Eighteen ways to eat red pliers"!

After more than half a year, Yinhu once again docked at the port established by the Qing Dynasty. This time he also received a letter from his father. This letter has already omitted the greetings at the beginning. Son, the method you provided Very good, now the red pliers can only rely on artificial breeding to survive. I heard that there are many fresh foods overseas, you must remember not to eat alone.

The poorest invasive species in history - red pincers (crayfish)

Murder caused by high heels:

The filial Ba Fujin wanted to bring back a pair of high-heeled shoes for Shen Die after seeing foreign high-heeled shoes. In her opinion, these high-heeled shoes are more comfortable to wear than the bottom of a flowerpot, and they also have long legs and buttocks. Advantage, such a good thing must be shared with a good mother-in-law.If it wasn't for her mother-in-law's efforts to reject all opinions, how could she follow her everywhere.

Shen Die saw that the presents from her daughter-in-law were shining brightly. She had seen a lot of high heels in modern times, but this was the first time she had seen such high heels with precious stones as money.Look at those shiny above should be diamonds.

Wearing a flag dress, she stepped on these high-heeled shoes, which made her look awkward, but fortunately, there was a white lace pajamas in the gift from her caring daughter-in-law, so she could barely wear it as an evening dress.

Finally got herself ready, Shen Die looked at her own demeanor in the mercury mirror with satisfaction. Although she could be a grandma at this age, but in modern society, she is very familiar with it. age.

"The Emperor is here—"

Then, no then.

Under the oppression of Kangxi, Shen Die had to write a letter to her daughter-in-law. The general meaning of the letter was that she remembered to get her a set of local clothes whenever she went to a place.

Later, it was said that the very precious tiger skin in the Qianqing Palace was gone.Later, it is said that someone saw it at the Concubine Liang, but it seemed to be cut into a strange shape.

About the wonderful use of bicycles:

"The Eighth Prince sent someone to bring something new again. This time it seems to be a big one. It is said that it is six feet long." Little eunuch No. [-].

"Hey, I really envy those of you who work next to Concubine Liang. You are the first to see new things every time. I still remember that when the Eighth Prince went to sea, the ladies in the harem often laughed at Concubine Liang secretly. .” The first little maid.

"Who said it wasn't? I remember that the thresholds of our palace were all trampled to pieces. In less than a year, they licked their faces and came to our empress asking for creams, perfumes and other new things. This face is slapping." Little Palace Maid No. [-].

"Hey, why are you still here? The empress has already started to study the things brought back by the prince, why don't you hurry up and have a look!"

Looking at the huge bicycle in front of him, and throwing away the instructions specially sent by Xiaoba, Shen Die got on the bicycle nimbly, and only got used to it for a short moment before mastering the essentials of riding a bicycle.

"Young lady is amazing!"

"My lady, hurry up, hurry up!"

Kangxi, who heard that Xiaoba had brought some new items, saw Shen Die showing off his driving skills in the courtyard as soon as he arrived, "Your Majesty, come up, and this concubine will take you for a stroll."

It is said that the concubine Liang took the emperor around the entire imperial garden that afternoon.

Carry this, really carry it.

About black slaves:

"My God, there are still such black people in the world!"

"If he doesn't open his mouth or eyes, no one can find him in the dark."

When everyone in the palace was discussing, Kangxi looked at the letter sent by Xiao Ba and frowned. According to Xiao Ba, this kind of black slaves are very popular in the places ruled by England, and they are an excellent labor force. .However, he claimed to be a state of etiquette in the Qing Dynasty. Can those old scholars agree to such an insulting thing?

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, the governor of Liangguang urgently reported that because the people in Guangdong and Guangxi felt that the wages of working in factories were high, so they all went to work in factories. The millions of acres of fertile land in Liangguang and Guangxi were left uncultivated, and the consequences would be disastrous."

"Come here, tell Xiaoba, I understand what he means, and I agree!"

Later, Guangzhou became the second hometown of black people.

The author has something to say: This short episode is a spoof, the timeline is disordered, and I refuse to delve into it.

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