[Comprehensive] This is absolutely stunning

"Boss, there are cleaners here?!"

"Jiang Heng, don't talk nonsense, how could there be a cleaner here..."

The two stared dumbfounded at the figures in cleaners' uniforms, masks and hats, with their backs to them sweeping the floor with brooms.

"Boss, if I read correctly, there are even reflective strips on his work uniform?" Jiang Heng, a young man who was bluffing before, rubbed his hands back and forth, which was his expression when he was nervous.

"Well, my eyes are not blind, I can see." The man called the boss, whose real name is Jiang Yu, originally became a lone ranger because of the awakening of dual-line abilities so as not to be studied by slices. After he rescued Jiang Heng on the road , after being posted by him with a surname with a similar pronunciation, it became a couple.

shhhhh~

Why hasn't the sun set yet? He has swept the street five times, not to mention a fallen leaf, even if there is no dust.He has to go to the Zombie Club early today to take a seat, and this time he must grab the seat next to Xiaohong.

"Hello, what kind of base is this? Do we need to go through any procedures to enter?" For some reason, they encountered very few zombies along the way, but they did not collect enough food.So, if possible, they plan to find a human base to exchange for some food.

I also thought that tonight I could invite Xiaohong to dance in the square, the cleaner zombie Xiaoming slowly turned his head when he heard the strange voice, and looked at the two aliens who appeared in front of him, um, they smell so good , I really want to eat it!

Jiang Yu looked at a certain one that jumped on him with a dazed expression and kept rubbing its face against his chest. If he read correctly just now, the cleaner who jumped on him had divergent pupils.

Dilated pupils = zombies

He was already in a defensive posture, but he was confused by Xiao Ming, the cleaner, and then he stretched out his hand out of nowhere, and rubbed his head, just like rubbing his head before the end of the world. like that cat.

After being rubbed comfortably, Xiao Ming let out a low growl from his throat, like a cat that has been rubbed comfortably...

Standing aside, Jiang Heng didn't know what to do at this time, should he continue to throw the raised stone at the unknown zombie, or should he stand quietly and not disturb the scene of father's kindness and son's filial piety.

Yes, the father is kind and the son is filial.

Xiao Ming, 1.6 meters tall, fourteen years old, studied at Fahrenheit No. [-] Middle School before the end of the world, a third-year student.

Jiang Yu, 1.8 meters tall, 28 years old, was a special soldier who was forced to retire because of some indescribable things before the end of the world.

"Ahem!" Seeing the two of them maintaining their movements for about ten minutes, Jiang Heng finally couldn't help coughing softly.Boss, what you are touching is not your cat, cat or dog, let alone your long-lost biological son, that is a zombie, a zombie that behaves very strangely!

Jiang Yu, who was reminded, pushed Xiao Ming who was still humming back and forth in front of him, and then held the condensed ice blade in his hand, not knowing what to do.

As a zombie who has never left Huashi since he was born, Xiao Ming has a Huashi residence permit specially formulated by Shen Die. In other words, he is an official resident of Huashi.With the development of Huashi, more and more zombies are coming here, and the number of zombies living in Huashi is also increasing.Therefore, although Xiao Ming has never been out of Huashi, he is not an uninformed zombie. On the contrary, he has a career (cleaner) and works, and he is envied by other zombies.

Therefore, although he has never seen a living person, he knows that these two aliens are the human beings that are often mentioned in the mouths of those alien corpses.However, the mayor does not allow cannibalism, saying that the food they eat is too mixed, and there are too many poisonous components in the body. Eating it is not good for the body, just like human drugs.

The zombies in Huashi have always sealed every word of the mayor as an imperial decree, so as a zombie with a residence permit and a business establishment, he will not crack it for the sake of these two humans who smell better.Don't think he doesn't know that Xiao Gang from Haishi has coveted his establishment for a long time, he will never make a mistake, and give him a chance to replace him!

Mayor=Shen Die, that's right, after less than a year of development, she has shamelessly proclaimed herself mayor.

However, since you can't eat it, it's good to keep it and smell it. Xiaohong must have never smelled such a good smell. He wants to bring them there to give to Xiaohong, even if it's just to fumigate the house.

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Jiang Yu+Jiang Heng=humanoid incense

Looking at the setting sun, Xiao Ming unceremoniously took Jiang Yu's hand and dragged him forward.He had to act quickly, these cleaning tools had to be placed in the designated place, and then he had to change his clothes and take a shower before he could take these two people to the club and give them to Xiaohong.

Jiang Yu and Jiang Heng looked at each other in blank dismay. At this time, they were sitting opposite each other in a two-bedroom, two-living-one-bathroom apartment. The water and electricity are very complete here, and there are even air conditioners and refrigerators. I just don’t know if the house is still heated. .To be honest, at this moment, they are a little envious and jealous of the little zombie who is taking a bath in the bathroom. The living area of ​​one person is [-] square meters, which is impossible in Huashi before the end of the world.

As older unmarried young men, the two didn't even have their own house. Before the end of the world, they lived alone in a basement of less than six square meters in the capital, and the other guarded the three broken tile houses left by their parents.

What to do, I suddenly feel stuck.However, Jiang Yu, who was dragged all the way by the little zombies, finally understood one thing, that is, instead of finding the human base, they entered the zombie's lair.

"Boss, what do you think that little zombie wants to do?" Jiang Heng, who was always bluffing, said cautiously.

Jiang Yu shook his head helplessly. He didn't know what this little zombie wanted to do, but he could be sure of one thing, that is, the zombies in Huashi were different from those in other places.Otherwise, based on the zombies they saw on the street, whether their lives could be saved would be a problem.The level of evolution of the zombies here is obviously high, and they even have their own civilization.

"Boss, do you think that little zombie wants to dedicate us to their boss?" Looking at Jiang Yu who was frowning tightly, Jiang Heng came up with an unrealistic idea, "Boss, sweep The zombies on the street have evolved so much, if they can become their boss, wouldn't they have evolved to the point of perversion, or we should hurry up..."

Before Jiang Heng could utter the escape word, the bathroom door opened with a bang.

Xiao Ming, who had just taken a shower, came out wearing a cartoon-style bathrobe. If someone knew the goods, he would be able to tell that the bathrobe he was wearing was a limited edition peripheral product of a particularly popular movie before the end of the world.Although there is no gold trim, the words "limited" indicate that this bathrobe is very expensive.

Unfortunately, Jiang Heng is the one who knows the goods.

Compared with Jiang Heng who only focused on bathrobes, Jiang Yu saw more.I am used to seeing zombies covered in carrion, missing arms or legs, or half of their heads were blown off. The zombie in front of me is not only too complete, but also too clean.If the white-to-gray complexion is not carefully identified, it is almost the same as that of a normal person, and even looks better than the skin of a normal person.

Noticing all this, Jiang Yu frowned subconsciously. If all zombies have evolved to this level, how would they survive as humans?

Jiang Yu, who was still immersed in his own thoughts, suddenly felt light all over his body, and he was pulled up again. At this moment, the little zombie who was pulling him changed into ordinary casual clothes. Is he going out?

The author has something to say: Jiang Heng: Nima, that ordinary casual clothes are high-end customization, high-end customization!Are zombies living so extravagantly these days?I don't know if it's too late for him to be bitten now?

Xiao Ming: It's too late. Huashi's household registration is very valuable, and the benefits are good and the treatment is high. An outsider population like you who has no establishment can only be allocated a single room!

Xiaohong: Ho Ho Ho!