[Comprehensive] This is absolutely stunning

The opponent used a knife, so Shen Die naturally used a knife.However, when she picked a machete more than one meter long from the arsenal, everyone present was in a bad mood.

If the knife were held upright, it would probably be a little taller than Shen Die.Compared with Shen Die's machete, the machete in Zhao Wei's hand became less noticeable.

Looking at the posture of Shen Die holding the knife, Zhao Wei was filled with admiration.Although the knife she chooses is very bulky and eye-catching, judging from the way she holds the knife, she is not a showman.Knowing boxing, swordsmanship, and now playing big swords, is this really the correct way for Miss Jiao to open it?However, he didn't show on his face that he was extremely active in his heart.

As expected by Zhao Wei, he lost.But compared with Lin Yu and Qian Feng, his loss is not so ugly.Compared with the two who only managed one move under Shen Die, he managed two moves.Yes, there are only two moves, and he can feel that her movements are a little stagnant in the middle, if not, he should also be out of the game with one move.

"I, I lost." Zhao Wei didn't talk about things like Lin Yu, and he didn't want to play a rogue like Qian Feng, who couldn't afford to lose. For a while, I couldn't come back to my senses.

"Zhao Can has accepted. If it's more skillful than the horse, I can't even beat that black chess's ass." Shen Die's teasing words made the atmosphere that had been slightly frozen become hot again stand up.Although it is embarrassing to lose to a little girl, everyone has their own strengths, "Today is a celebration banquet, everyone, don't waste the good wine and food prepared in the kitchen."

Team Leader: General, you finally remembered the delicious food we... made.

Soldier: It's finally time to eat!

The life of eating meat and drinking heavily is simply not too good, but because of Shen Die's status as a woman, everyone is still a little cautious.Although they began to drink and eat meat one after another, all the yellow accents and teasing before were gone.Fearing that they would get stomach problems from the celebration banquet, Shen Die went off in person and performed the first celebration banquet program - dancing sword.

Different from the previous moves where she could barely see the moves, when she danced the sword, Shen Die was sometimes tender and sometimes sharp, firmly catching everyone's attention.

"Second six, why do I think the general's sword dance is more beautiful than the girl in the brothel?!"

"Go! Who is the general? Is her dancing posture comparable to those girls from brothels? Those girls are all twisted like snakes, and they want to wrap themselves around you. But general, go and try to wrap one, See if that sword will cut off your hand!"

"But don't say it, I didn't expect the general to be really good at it. Not only is he good at martial arts, but also the things that this daughter's family will learn are very good."

"I heard that our general was raised by General Gao himself. Her formation and martial arts were all taught by General Gao himself. However, the old lady thinks that General Gao taught only men. Things, and our general is going to be a princess. So, she specially invited the mother in the palace to teach. It can be said that our general is good at piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and is proficient in all kinds of swords, guns, swords and halberds."

"Go, your news is outdated. I heard that when our general was born, a Taoist priest with a celestial spirit passed by the gate of the general's mansion. At that time, the sky was covered with red clouds..."

Shen Die didn't hear what everyone was saying, her attention was always on the three people who just challenged.Lin Yu, who was the first to fail, sat in his seat in a regular manner, and communicated with his colleagues on the left and right from time to time, which can be said to be very obedient.As for Qian Feng, who was the number one thorn, his side was much more lively.As the saying goes, Qin Hui has three friends, and he is not Qin Hui.And although his mouth is a little bit broken, his nature is not bad, just like a sharp sword, as long as he masters the method of using it, he will be invincible.

As for Zhao Wei, Shen Die can only say that he is very self-disciplined.In such a lively environment, he drank only to moisten his lips. Others had already drank three or four bowls, but his bowl had gone down to a shallow layer.It's strange, though, that no one bothered him about it.It's amazing self-control and terrifying control.

At the end of a sword dance without soundtrack, Shen Die took the sword back with a beautiful wanhua.

"it is good!"

"it is good!"

"General is awesome!"

"Qian Feng, come and cheer everyone up!" Shen Die swore to the sky that she had absolutely no intention of targeting Qian Feng.The main reason is that she only remembers these few people, and Lin Yu asked him to perform a show. I guess he can only perform boxing.As for Zhao Wei, she really couldn't imagine what his performance would be like.

Qian Feng, who was exhilaratingly punching someone, was stunned for a moment when he heard Shen Die's words. How should he be nervous? What is he going to perform?He can only dance swords.If there were all men here, he wouldn't mind going up and telling some nasty jokes.However, if it's just if, there is still a girl waiting to be married here.If he told nasty jokes, Prince Shun, who is far away in the capital, would probably eat him alive.

"General, I, I'd better dance the sword." After thinking about it for a while, Qian Feng, who was about to retreat, gritted his teeth.He knew that his proposal to dance the sword would definitely not pass, but fleeing without fighting was not his style.His style is that if he wants to fight, he must also flee.

"No, you can't dance swords!"

"You can't dance the sword, you have seen the sword dance!"

"Sing!"

"Sing! Sing!"

Hearing the booing and singing from below, Qian Feng's face turned green.To be honest, he never knew that he sang badly before.As a result, after one of his drunken days, all the people in the barracks either showed embarrassment or snickered when they saw him the next day.将他搞的莫名其妙，终于忍受不了这种折磨的他用暴力揍服一个之后，才得知他抱着一块木头唱了一晚上的民谣，还非要让那块木头嫁给他！These are not the point, the point is that he is a sound idiot.

What a terrible thing it is for a tone-deaf person to sing, and how courageous it is to listen to a tone-deaf person sing.Thinking of this, Qian Feng suddenly smiled wickedly, since they want to hear it, then he will grant them!

"Okay, I'll sing. You all have to clean your ears, listen carefully!"

Everyone: What to do, I suddenly regretted it.

Shen Die: What's the matter, why do I also feel regretful.

"Ahem!" Qian Feng, who cleared his throat, stood in the middle like a dead pig not afraid of boiling water.

If you had to use any words to describe Qian Feng's singing voice, Guikulanghao would be weak.If time could be turned back, Shen Die swore that she would never let Qian Feng sing.This is not ugly and can be described, this is simply a disaster scene.

Shen Die, who was desperately covering her ears, suddenly had a flash of inspiration. Looking at the soldiers who had been covering their ears to prevent the magic sound from piercing their ears, she decided to train Qian Feng into a weapon of mass destruction.

After a song, Qian Feng looked at the crowd who looked like they had been ruthlessly raped with a satisfied face, "Haha, thank you for your support, it's been a long time since I sang so heartily. First of all, I would like to thank General Gao gave me this platform to show off my singing voice. Secondly, I would like to thank everyone for sitting here and listening to me sing. Finally, I would like to thank myself for having such a beautiful voice.”

The poor-mouthed Qian Feng said triumphantly, "Little boy, I can't cure you yet!"

"Okay, very good, Qian Feng sings well and speaks even better! Everyone applauds!" At this moment, Shen Die looked at the stinky Qian Feng as if she was looking at a piece of gleaming gold, and she must make good use of it This weapon of mass destruction.

Everyone present looked at Shen Die with a look of hell, what kind of aesthetics is she!Even Qian Feng, who originally wanted to be disgusting, was disgusted by Shen Die. His immediate boss is really different from ordinary people.

"Ha ha……"

Driven by Shen Die and Qian Feng at the following celebration banquet, everyone began to show their abilities, and everyone who was already drunk at the end began to dance wildly.All kinds of pornographic jokes, complaints and dissatisfaction were all vented, and Shen Die also got a lot of information worth studying from it.Of course, before the scene became chaotic, she had sent someone to send the two aunts back to the camp.Otherwise, let them see the current situation, she really can't imagine what will happen.

"My lord, Wei's army is holding a so-called celebration banquet." The scout who was sent to check the enemy's situation reported back to the man sitting at the head, with a little disdain in his tone.He really didn't know what to celebrate when so many generals died in Wei's side. Could it be to celebrate that their God of War finally died?

"Celebration banquet?" As the king of Dajin, Yeluqing had far-sightedness than a small scout. "That female general will seize the opportunity. With this celebration banquet, I guess she should have successfully integrated into the barracks. She really deserves to be the one who came out of that old man." But, girl, what's the point of fighting? Meaning, it is better to get married early.

"Then, my lord, shall we go to attack at night?" After finally waiting for the moment when Wei's army relaxes, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.His Da Jin had killed so many brothers, how could their Da Wei only die so few people.

Night attack?Although it is a good proposal, his soldiers have been in a stalemate with Da Wei for three days before that, and now it is the time when people are exhausted, and it is not the right choice to go out at this time, "Forget it, let the brother fight today." Let's take a good rest and wait for tomorrow morning..."

At this time, Yeluqing didn't know how much his loss would be saved by his sympathy for his subordinates.

"You said that the brothers are all eating meat and drinking in there, so let's set up these hunting traps here. The general is not crazy about eating meat, right? There are so many people in the barracks, how can any beast dare to run here?! "

"Stop rambling, just do the work if you are asked to do it, and when the time comes, you will be allowed to take one if you catch a rabbit!"

"Hey, I heard that the general is competing with his brothers. I don't know if they know how to be compassionate and cherish the jade, and whether they will let the general."

"Forget it, hurry up and get to work, the general has left food in the kitchen, everyone hurry up and go back to eat meat and drink!"

"Good Le!"