The clear crossing of the female man

"Er Niang, why did Sanji plant an orange tree for Nami?" Hong Chen asked while holding the One Piece, gratifyingly, he can now read by himself.

"Maybe it makes Nami think of things in her hometown, and there is vitamin C in oranges, so you won't get sick if you eat them. When sailing at sea, you should pay special attention to supplementing vitamin C," Xue Yang told Hong Morning science, she will not admit that Sanji has a crush on Nami, Sanji is obviously Sauron's, Suoxiang cp, unshakable, grip claws.

Think about the two girls on the Luffy ship, Robin and Franky seem to be a couple, why do you say that, because they are wearing couple outfits, and they seem to be official match, no matter how you look at it, the two of them can’t get along well, I think At the beginning, Robin's CP was the most popular one. After all, when Robin boarded the ship, he was most opposed to Suo Da, falling in love and killing each other, ahem, no, Suo Da belonged to Sanji, Suo Xiang CP is unshakable, gripping claws.

"Will you get sick?" Hongchen became interested, opened his almond eyes that were exactly the same as Xueyang, and looked at Xueyang suspiciously.

"You will get scurvy, which is caused by a lack of vitamin C. Many foods contain vitamin C, such as dates, peppers, radish sprouts, etc., all of which contain vitamin C, so we don't get that disease every day. , but the sea is different, the vast sea, sometimes can’t reach the shore for several months, and there is no vegetable to eat, so it is easy to get scurvy when sailing on the sea.” Think about how many sailors got this in the great European age of navigation. This kind of disease, Xueyang explained to Hongchen, not caring at all whether he understood or not.

Anyway, Xueyang’s education to Hongchen is, I will use the correct way of speaking, if you don’t understand, just understand after you grow up, anyway, I have taught you all the correct things, and I will definitely not just because you are a Children may not understand, so they just perfunctory.

For example, Hongchen asked Xueyang why the moon shines.

Xueyang will tell Hongchen that the moon does not shine, but the sun, and the moon reflects the sun's light, so people feel that the moon is shining.Xueyang will never tell Hongchen that it is because Fairy Chang'e lives on the moon, and she is watching you tenderly, so the moon shines so that Fairy Chang'e can see it more clearly. This is a false and romantic excuse to fool Hongchen. .

Xueyang sometimes feels that her own education is not good, but since her son grows up healthily, she is no different from other children, so she continues to carry on. After all, she is a novice mother, and she also You can only grow what you want.

"Is scurvy scary?" Nana asked, Hongchen became interested, and looked at his mother-in-law intently.

Xue Yang nodded, "It's super scary. You will have a fever, bleeding teeth, diarrhea, vomiting, bone dislocation, skin bleeding, etc. It's so miserable. So, you should eat more vegetables in the future, and you can't be a partial eclipse. Why don't you talk to your Ama?" How about learning? Your Ama likes to eat green vegetables very much, it’s like a rabbit.” Xue Yang nodded Hongchen’s forehead. Hongchen likes to eat meat very much, he is like a carnivore.

"Hey." Hong Chen smiled innocently, "Er Niang, there are people in Lun's family who eat green vegetables."

"Hehe, after eating two big mouthfuls of meat, eating a small piece of green vegetables is equivalent to not eating. Your Ama only ate a small piece of meat after eating half a bowl of green vegetables." Xue Yang directly exposed it.

"Er Niang said it all. Ama is a rabbit and Hong Chen is a tiger. Naturally, he wants to eat more meat." Hong Chen blinked his eyes. He has already listened to Er Niang and ate vegetables. He is a tiger. They just want to eat meat.

"What did the mother and son say so happy?" Yinzhen walked in, and saw Hongchen and Xueyang holding One Piece and watching. He had also read the book drawn by Xueyang, and it really made people's blood boil. When reading, Even he has the urge to go to sea, but an urge is an urge, after all his reason is greater than his sensibility.

"Er Niang said that Ama was a bunny, and made Hongchen a bunny too," Hongchen complained solemnly.

Xue Yang raised her brows, and made Hong Chen lie on her lap, and patted his little butt through her pants. "Little bastard, you still complain to your Ama, I don't know, in the face of absolute force, are all conspiracies and schemes paper tigers?".

When Yinzhen heard Xueyang's name, black lines appeared on his forehead, this stupid woman.

Xueyang also felt complacent, and let go of Hongchen after slapping her butt twice, Hongchen got up from her mother's lap, and looked at her Ama with a resentful face, "Ama, you don't care about your family. Daughter-in-law, she spanks other men's butts now, she really doesn't care."

Xue Yang was directly laughed at by Hong Chen, pretending to continue spanking.

Hongchen's speed was extremely fast, and he quickly ran behind his Ama, hugged his Ama's thigh, only showing one head, and looked at his mother-in-law.

Yinzhen lifted Hongchen up, sat down with his arms in his arms, looked at Hongchen seriously, and said, "You, Ama, can't control it either."

Hongchen sighed, looked at Yinzhen, hey, Ama really has no status, in the future, he can't dote on his wife unprincipled like Ama, in the future, after he goes out to sea, he meets a certain girl , I realized that my flag was set too early.

Seeing Hongchen's young age, Xueyang sighed, his small appearance was so cute. "How? Don't hide?"

Hongchen glanced at his mother-in-law with a look on his face, I doted on you, so I let you beat me, if I didn't dote on you, I wouldn't know how to run away, and I would let you beat me, he is playing with Caocao now , ran so fast, so fast, Er Niang must not be able to catch up.

Xue Yang was so moved by his son's eyes that he wanted to slap his butt a few times to break it.

Just when Xueyang was about to take action, there was a sound of "hmm" at the door, and a small black and white dumpling ran in staggeringly. It was quite stable at first, but because when passing the threshold, the threshold was too tight. Gao, he didn't stand still for a while, and fell directly from the threshold, and fell completely dizzy. He stood up again, shook his dizzy head, and went straight to Yinzhen... um..., Yinzhen embraced Hong Chen in the middle ran over.

"Hasty" Hongchen struggled to get off Yinzhen's lap, and as soon as he stopped, Xiaotuanzi ran over and hugged Hongchen's thigh.

"Yeah", the bear was scared to death, and the bear fell asleep, and when he woke up, he found that the bear was alone, and the two-legged beast was gone. Fortunately, the bear was smart and found the two-legged beast.

"Caocao, what's wrong with you?" Hongchen squatted down, holding Xiaotuanzi in his arms. Well, Hongchen could still hug Xiaotuanzi when Xiaotuanzi was only over a month old, but Xiaotuanzi is half a year old now. Hongchen couldn't afford to hug her anymore.

"Mmmm", the bear is hungry and wants to eat pots of milk.

Qiu'er followed Xiao Tuanzi and came over with a pot of milk in her hand. Seeing this, Hongchen stood up, took the pot of milk from Qiu'er, and put the pot of milk on the ground for Xiao Tuanzi to eat.

With pots of milk, Xiaotuanzi let go of Hongchen's legs and ate the pots of milk, but the little tail must touch Hongchen's legs, perhaps because of the experience of being discarded, and hastily lacked a sense of security , the most dependent person is Hongchen. Even though he is only half a year old, he is not much shorter than Hongchen when he stands up straight. Find Hongchen to play with instead of Huahua who is as big as him.

Hongchen waited patiently for Hastily to finish drinking the pot of milk. Hongchen saw the tuantuan discarding Hastily, so he felt extra pity for Hastily and had a very high tolerance. Clothes, broke his things, never angry.

Xueyang and Yinzhen looked at the interaction between Hongchen and Caocao with smiles on their lips, two small glutinous rice dumplings.

"By the way, let me tell you something, Huang Ama wants to see Hongchen, and asked me to bring Hongchen into the palace after the court tomorrow," Yinzhen said.

"Tomorrow?" Xue Yang thought for a while. Since last year, Hongchen has been going to the palace quite often. What did Hongchen do in the palace to make Kangxi summon him to the palace every now and then?

"En" Yinzhen nodded.

Xueyang was a little confused, looking at Hongchen who was having fun with Caocao, and asked: "Hongchen, what did you do in the palace? Why does your emperor Mafa often let you go to the palace?".

Hong Chen turned his eyes to his own Er Niang, frowned, thought carefully, and said, "Didn't Er Niang let me hug Huang Mafa's thigh? Then Hong Chen would become very powerful, and Hong Chen hugged it Huang Mafa's thigh", Hong Chen felt a little innocent, he didn't do anything.

At this time, after hastily eating the pot of milk, he let go of the pot of milk, hugged Hong Chen's thigh again, and raised his head innocently, looking at Xue Yang, with the same expression as his master.

Xueyang: "...", I really didn't do anything, why do I not believe it?

Yinzhen smiled, maybe in Hongchen's heart, he really didn't do anything, after all, he was used to these things, hugging Huang Ama's thigh, um, after all, he is only so tall, if he hugs, he can only hug his thigh, saying Huang Mafa is young, this is because of his innate sweetness, washing Huang Mafa's feet, this is learned from Xueyang's story, when he expressed his filial piety, he often washed Xueyang and his feet, for him It is said that this is a way of showing filial piety.

But in Huang Ama's view, these are very unexpected. Huang Ama has always sat at the highest place, majestic and solemn. The grandchildren, even the prince's Hongxi, dare not be too intimate, but Hongchen, however No matter how you go up to hug your thigh regardless, how can you not let Huang Ama shake, and say that Huang Ama is young, let me ask, the emperor who has begun to age, the emperor who holds the power of the world, how can he not want to be younger and have power? A little longer, even the emperor of the ages, Qin Shihuang, didn't he send people to search for the medicine of immortality in the vast sea, as for washing feet, maybe it was nothing in Xueyang's era, but nowadays, it is really too rare When Hongchen washed his feet for the first time, his eyes were also red.

"By the way, when I met Huang Mafa last time, I promised to bring him a gift." Hongchen remembered that he had met Huang Mafa a month ago, and he had promised him when he said goodbye.

"Then have you thought about what to give you to Huang Mafa?" In getting along with Kangxi, Yinzhen only reminded Hongchen, never guided Hongchen, and never imposed his selfishness on Hongchen. If Hongchen forgot to promise Kangxi a gift just now, Yinzhen will remind him, as for what gift Hongchen prepares, he needs to worry about it himself.

Hong Chen frowned, he couldn't figure it out, Hong Chen looked at his mother-in-law.

Erniang didn't even look at him. Xueyang's attitude was the same as Yinzhen's. Dealing with an emperor like Kangxi was prepared by an adult, or a child's own heart. You can see through it at a glance, why Kangxi likes Hongchen, Xueyang Yang actually understood it in his heart.

Hongchen looked at his Ama again, and found that his Ama only drank tea and had no intention of giving him advice.

"Ama, what gift would you like to give to Huang Mafa?" Hongchen felt that he didn't know what to give to Huang Mafa at all. Mianren had already given Huang Mafa the kite, and Er Niang gave it to Huang Mafa. He also sent the jigsaw puzzle he made, Hongchen carefully considered his own things, and found that he no longer knew what to give to Huang Mafa.

"This is what Hongchen himself agreed to your Huang Mafa, shouldn't Hongchen think about it himself?" Yinzhen said softly.

Hongchen frowned tightly, pouted, and said in a milky voice, "But Hongchen couldn't figure it out."

"Then Hongchen can only apologize to Huang Mafa tomorrow, saying that he doesn't know what to give." Yinzhen shrugged, and had no intention of helping at all, as long as he did, the meaning of the gift would completely change Gradually, Huang Ama would no longer favor Hongchen, especially when the battle between the prince and the boss for the heir apparent became more intense, and he was on the prince's side.

"Okay, Hongchen thinks for himself." Hongchen turned around, squatted down, and stroked Caocao's little claws. Erniang and Ama were so stingy that they refused to help Hongchen with ideas. When Hongchen saw Huang Mafa, I must file a complaint with Huang Mafa, and then let Huang Mafa spank Ama and Erniang's ass, Hongchen's little head is filled with the fact that his own Ama and Erniang were spanked by Huangmafa In the scene, a small fox-like smirk appeared on his small face.

Yinzhen and Xueyang shrugged their shoulders, the two of them have always had a tacit understanding in educating Hongchen.

Hongchen came back to his senses, looked at Cao Cao with an innocent face, and found that Cao Cao's fluffy face still had traces of having just eaten pots of milk, so he fumbled in his sleeve with his little hand, took out the handkerchief, Gently wipe the hairy face hastily.

After wiping, Hongchen's eyes lit up, he knew what to give Huang Mafa.

Hongchen ran to the side hall to find Nanny Yang and Qiu'er.

Hastily realized that the beloved Two-legged beast left the bear and ran away by itself, how could this be possible, so it quickly followed Hongchen with its little paws, and ran towards the side hall.

"Nurse Yang, Sister Qiu'er, please help me," Hong Chen begged, blinking his almond eyes.

"What can I help you with?" Qiu'er knelt down and looked at Hongchen.

"I'm going to see Huang Mafa tomorrow, and I want to make milk cake for Huang Mafa." Hongchen looked at Qiu'er expectantly.

"Brother Hongchen, do you do it yourself? It will be very hard," Qiu'er said.

"I'm not afraid." Hong Chen patted his chest, he is very powerful, how could he be afraid.

"Okay." Qiu'er took Hongchen to wash his hands, and Yang Nanny took out two iron basins, took out five eggs, put the yolks and whites of the eggs into two iron basins separately, and started Stir in egg yolks.

Although Hongchen made it himself, making a milk cake is a labor-intensive task, not to mention the initial step of beating egg yolks and egg whites. After the cake is baked, it will cost a lot to beat the watery milk into cream effort.

Egg yolks are easier to beat than egg whites. When Hongchen washes his hands, Yang Nanny's egg yolks are almost beaten. Yang Nanny hands the egg yolks to Hongchen, while Qiu'er takes the egg whites and beats them with another egg beater. Then, Nanny Yang started to send the milk away.

After the cake was put into the oven, Mammy Yang’s milk was almost gone, and then she handed the milk basin to Hongchen to let Hongchen slowly pass the milk, but Hongchen hurriedly stopped her from entering the kitchen, so she hurriedly put her head on the table. On the threshold of the kitchen, staring straight at Hongchen, what are Twolegs doing?The bear smells the pot of milk, is Twoleg preparing food for the bear?The sweet bear is dead.

Hongchen sucked the milk slowly, crying in his heart, woo woo, Hongchen's hands were so sore, but Hongchen is a man, so the gift for Huang Mafa must not be careless, it must be prepared by hand, Hongchen will work hard, Hongchen is such a strong man, holding his claws~~.

After the cake is baked, Hongchen’s cream is almost whipped. After the cake cools down, Hongchen spreads the cream on the surface of the cake. Finally, decorate the cake with fruits, and you’re done. Spread the cream and decorate the fruits. Hongchen did it all by himself, without asking anyone to help.

After all the work was done, it was almost dark. Hongchen looked at the cake and touched his stomach. He was so hungry and wanted to eat.

Qiu'er and Nanny Yang looked at each other, and seeing Hongchen's expression, Qiu'er took out a piece of cake from behind and said, "Brother Hongchen, I made this with Nanny Yang."

Hongchen's eyes lit up, and just about to take a bite, he turned his gaze to Cao Cao who was still resting his head on the threshold, thought for a while, ran over, and gave the whole piece of cake to Cao Cao. "It's time for dinner, Hongchen can't eat cakes, it's the most suitable to eat hastily."

Having said that, Hongchen's heart is crying, err, Hongchen wants to eat too, Erniang said that the sugar content of the cake is too high, Hongchen is not allowed to eat more, Hongchen hasn't eaten for a long time, but hastily Just looking at him like this, I really want to be very pitiful, Tuantuan and Gungun don't want him anymore, if he wants to eat cake, then give it to him.

"Brother Hongchen is awesome, Gege will be happy to know about it," Qiu'er praised with a smile.

Hongchen looked at Qiu'er and forced a smile.

"What's the matter, failed?" Seeing Hongchen coming out dejectedly, Yinzhen asked.

Hongchen shook his head, "Ama, Hongchen is hungry." It must be because his belly is too full to turn into a watermelon, so Hongchen is greedy. When Hongchen's belly turns into a watermelon, he will I don't want to eat the cake anymore, Hongchen is already a big kid, and he can't grab the cake with hastily, Hongchen comforts himself in his heart.

"Hongchen is hungry? Then let's have dinner." Yinzhen and Xueyang knew what was going on in the morning, who made this child soft-hearted?

The next day, Yinzhen came back to fetch Hongchen into the palace after leaving the morning court. Yinzhen understood why Huang Ama doted on Hongchen very well, but it was because the crown prince was fighting with the boss and was bored, so he was looking for Hongchen to resolve it. Just one or two, but having said that, Kangxi frequently saw Hongchen, not only felt a sense of crisis in front of Yinzhen's brothers, but also felt a sense of crisis to the women in Yinzhen's backyard.

"Huang Mafa, look what Hongchen brought you." After going to the Hall of Mental Cultivation, Hongchen said loudly after saluting Kangxi.

"What did you bring?" Kangxi looked at Hongchen, feeling very happy in his heart. In the whole world, there was only this child, and he truly regarded him as Huang Mafa, not a high-ranking emperor.

"Milk cake, Hongchen made it himself," Hongchen showed off.

"It's so powerful, show it to Huang Mafa." Kangxi smiled and cheered. He was very grateful for Hongchen's hard work. He kept everything that Hongchen gave him. At the beginning, Hongchen gave him He gave away an ugly noodle man, saying that that noodle man was him, and he gave himself to Huang Mafa, and then he could stay with Huang Mafa all the time.

Hongchen planned to take the cake to Kangxi himself, but found that he couldn't lift the box, so Ama had to put it on the table in front of Huang Mafa.

When Kangxi opened the box, he saw a cake decorated ugly by Hongchen. Seeing Hongchen's expectant look, Kangxi actually picked up the fork in the box and put a small piece of cake in his mouth.

"Your Majesty" Liang Jiugong exclaimed, this is something to eat, and it has not been eaten by the poison test eunuch yet.

"Delicious." Hongchen's eyes sparkled, looking at Kangxi expectantly.

"Delicious." Kangxi took another small piece with a fork, put it in his mouth, and tasted it carefully. Although it was a bit ugly, it was different from ordinary dim sum, very refreshing.

Hongchen looked at the cake on the table, and remembered that he gave up the cake to Kangxi hastily yesterday, and said to Kangxi, "Huang Mafa, can you let me have a bite too?" Hongchen looked expectant.

Kangxi: "...", if you give it to me, it's mine, and the owner who gave it to you will eat it too, but seeing that you are cute and have a good personality, I will reluctantly share half of it with you, Kangxi Holding Hongchen on his lap, the two grandparents sat together and ate cake affectionately. As for Yinzhen, he was gorgeously ignored by the grandparents in front of him.

The author has something to say: Everyone said they like Hongchen, the whole chapter is about Hongchen, everyone happy, ┓(???`?)┏