[Comprehensive] Someone else's aunt

In the next few days, Zhen Mengmeng lived the vacation-like life she had dreamed of.

No expeditions, no log reports, eating and sleeping, eating and sleeping, wandering around the whole of Honmaru in pajamas; moved the table in the front yard room to one side, and then took out the quilt and pillow from my room as a cushion, and supported it with one hand Head half lying on the spacious floor watching TV.Her state in the past few days can be described by Guangzhong's heartbroken cry: "Pay attention to your image, Aluji——!!!"

Of course, Zhen Mengmeng pretended not to hear anything.

And when this aunt challenged the patience of her own swordsman, especially Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada, known as Honmaru's mother, she never went too far, only more so!Of course, she certainly didn't think so in her heart.

How could it be more excessive?This aunt's daily regular action is to put the non-repetitive, fragrant food that Mama Honmaru would never let her eat on the small dining table under the Kagura bell, and then look up at her family with a particularly bright smile. The knives who didn't know if they could smell the aroma said: "Although everyone can't eat it, it's good to smell the aroma, isn't it?"

At times like this, Guangzhong Mama, who was still insisting on popularizing science that "barbecue is not good", would keep his mouth shut.

Of course, there will be more excessive behind the more excessive.

For example, this aunt sometimes wipes her hands with a paper when she is too lazy to wash her hands after eating; another example is that she wraps a bamboo stick in a newspaper and throws it into the trash can after eating barbecue, then looks up and says, "When you recover, remember Go and throw it away"; for another example, after so many days, Candlestick Qie Guangzhong swore that he didn't see his master wash his hair once!

How did you get it?The bangs are so oily that they stick together!And what did the aunt do?

From nowhere, she took out a hair-pressing headband and said goodbye, she was very chic and refreshed, revealing the pimple in the center of her forehead!

Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada: "My lord, please stay handsome!!!!"

Zhen Mengmeng: "Guangzhong, you are too hysterical~~~"

Then he lay down in front of the TV, raised his feet and began to shake.

What?How could she mess around in front of Dao Dao after she didn't pay attention to her image?

If the business level is not bad, what image do you need? !She's not looking for a husband among them!

Taking a step back, even if she wants to find a husband among them, she must find the one who has seen her sloppiest side and is willing to approach her to confess to her, right?This is true love!

Thinking about it, Zhen Mengmeng reached out and touched her itchy nose.

But behind her, there was a candlestick and loyalty to collapse ... or the sound of bells more loud than the previous bell sound: "Please pay attention to the image on the Lord, don't dig nostrils in public. —!!!!"

Zhen Mengmeng paused with the hand touching her nose, and seriously thought about how much she would believe if she said that she didn't have any.

But she probably really stimulated Guangzhong these few days...?

He even yelled out the last sentence directly...

If it was him in the past, how could he say such non-figurative words...

Although it's bad, Zhen Mengmeng feels that after she has tempered her bottom line with Guangzhong during this period, even if she hasn't washed her hair for more than two days, Guangzhong will not come to her to remind her: "My lord, you haven't washed it for two days head."

Yes, Guang Zhong really did this. At that time, Zhen Mengmeng was completely speechless in shock.

But this feeling of being watched all the time... Well, I can't say yes, the mood is quite delicate.

Oh, by the way, Zhen Mengmeng and her superiors who were tearing up benefits were all approved before.

However, the fact that it was Honosuke who did the cleaning work really made Zhen Mengmeng curious. After all, Honosuke is so small, how did he manage to clean even the relatively high places spotlessly...

Until she got up early one day and saw a scene of a few people with Fox's heads on their heads, and a very muscular human body underneath...

With all due respect, it's good that she didn't faint from fright on the spot.

But after this incident, Zhen Mengmeng felt that she would never think of hugging Fox's help again.play tail?What kind of tail are you playing with? !Now all she can think of is a picture of a muscular big man turning his head, but it's a picture of Fox's face!

No wonder she didn't start cleaning until she was sleeping! ! !

This kind of life continued until the fifth day when Zhen Mengmeng returned to Honmaru.

This morning, she opened her eyes at eight o'clock in the same international practice, and then turned over to prepare for the more international practice of sleeping until twelve o'clock in the morning, when she suddenly felt something wrong in her heart.

And this feeling of something wrong made her turn over and sit up all of a sudden.

A snow-white dumpling was nestling beside her pillow.

The face with white hair and white eyelashes became more and more familiar, and Zhen Mengmeng couldn't help but move forward a little bit, and then just a little bit closer, just as the familiarity was getting bigger and bigger, and she already had a vague feeling in her heart. When answering...

"Wow!!!!!! MUA!"

Zhen Mengmeng stared in bewilderment at her legs spread apart shoulder-width apart, her hands on her hips, her expression was smug, her golden eyes flashed with the light of a successful prank, and she yelled in a very, very immature, childlike voice: "Good morning! Are you scared!"

However, his master still stared at him closely, unable to hold back the smug expression on his face: "Morning, good morning?"

Then I heard Zhen Mengmeng whispering: "Impossible, how could I have such a strange dream." Turning around, pulling the quilt up and putting it on her body, she fell asleep again with her back to the dumpling go down.

The white dumpling looked at Zhen Mengmeng helplessly. Just when she was about to roll up her sleeves and go to get under the covers, Zhen Mengmeng, who had already fallen asleep, suddenly jumped up and looked at him in surprise: "You, Are you for real?!"

surprise?Tuanzi looked up at her slightly: "Of course it's true!"

Then, Zhen Mengmeng put her arms under her arms... hugged... hugged her.

Then the two stared at each other, and Tuanzi pointed out politely: "You have eye shit."

Zhen Mengmeng said with a wooden face: "Then you kissed so loudly just now?!"

"That's because you don't have shit on your face." Tuanzi said innocently, wrapping his arms around Master's neck to prevent her from throwing him down.

Zhen Mengmeng still had a dull face: "Even if you say so, I won't help you go to the stable to take your body out of the horse manure."

Tuanzi was silent for a moment: "My lord, shouldn't you think I'm someone's illegitimate child?"

"... I will prohibit you from watching TV from now on." Zhen Mengmeng still had a stiff face, and then she just wanted to bend down to put him down, but Tsurumaru Kuninaga turned her head and hugged her tightly : "No, my lord hug!"

Facts have proved that if the person in front of Zhen Mengmeng is a crane ball in the form of a man, then Zhen Mengmeng will probably have a brain collapse.

However, the one who is in her arms now is a little dumpling who looks to be only four or five years old.

what to do?What can be done? !When a dumpling treats you like a baby, it asks what can you do? !

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"Are you the only one who has become like this, or has everyone become like this?" During the process of washing her face and brushing her teeth, Zhen Mengmeng asked Tsurumaru Kuninaga, who was sitting next to the sink, just a little higher than the height of the sink. , "What about the little daggers?"

Tsurumaru Kuninaga rested his feet on the edge of the stage with both hands, and replied in a very childish voice: "They have changed too."

Zhen Mengmeng wiped the water off her face and tied her hair up.Tsurumaru Kuninaga immediately raised his hands towards Zhen Mengmeng in a hugging position, Zhen Mengmeng stopped for a while, and hugged him with a calm face while screaming frantically in his heart before saying: "Short?"

Tsurumaru Kuninaga chuckled twice in Zhen Mengmeng's ear: "No, but you already guessed it, my lord~~~"

"I think you might be wrong." Zhen Mengmeng looked at the smiling Tsurumaru Kuninaga with a smile on her face, "Even if I guessed right, it's not me who is going to take care of the baby, baby, after all, there are everyone in this pill." !"

Crane Maru was stunned by the baby that Zhen Mengmeng blurted out, and then looked at her in disbelief: "My lord?!"

Zhen Mengmeng said "Huh?" in a very pleasant voice.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga's lower lip trembled for a while: "But we are children?!"

"In our present world, four or five-year-old children can already take care of babies." Zhen Mengmeng just finished talking nonsense, and when she took Tsurumaru Kuninaga in her arms, she turned a corner and walked onto the corridor in the front yard, then stopped pace.

Because in front of her, the shrunken version—no, it should be Candlestick Che Danko Mitsutada was making that serious face that didn't fit Baozi's face, and he folded his arms in front of her.

Zhen Mengmeng's thoughts flew away at that moment.

Obviously he is just a dumpling now...Obviously he looks much shorter than herself now...Obviously when she saw such a very cute thing (the serious expression on the bun's face) before, her first reaction should be bubbling...

But why does she just want to turn around and go QAQ now? ! ? !

Just when Zhen Mengmeng was tormented by this reaction, she looked up and saw Xiaotuanzi sticking out of the front yard and the babies in their arms.She didn't even have time to react to this sight!Tsurumaru Kuninaga, who was still obediently staying in her arms, suddenly shook his legs and dubbed "hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!"

Zhen Mengmeng immediately hugged him tightly, no!Don't even think about leaving when I'm being scolded!

But it was useless, Mitsutada's numb "Master" had already made her obediently put Tsurumaru Kuninaga down in an instant.

Watching Tsurumaru Kuninaga run to Mitsutada on short legs, patted him on the shoulder with a deep expression, then ran to the base camp of the regiment, and stuck his head out to look at the scene like them, Zhen Mengmeng just thinks...

"Little cabbage... yellow in the ground... three or two years old... no mother..."

"Lord."

"Gah."

Regarding the events from [-]:[-] am to [-]:[-] pm that day, Zhen Mengmeng said that she didn't want to think about it at all.Of course, if she is really asked to recall, she can only recall the picture of a dumpling "balabalabala" in front of her all the time QAQ

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