[Comprehensive] Someone else's aunt

In front of Izumi Mamoru and Mutsu Mamoru, assigning the two to join hands again, and ignoring the similar faces of these two people, Zhen Mengmeng snorted and rolled her eyes, and said calmly: "Since we are reconciled." , then let the children know, right?"

Then he calmly said in the calmed expressions of the two of them: "So the next month's hand-to-hand will be the two of you."

Izumi Mori Kanesada & Mutsu Mori Yoshiyuki: "..."

After driving the two people who didn't write a review to her out of the study, Zhen Mengmeng sighed deeply as she looked at the tall pile of diary reports.

Song Xian Kaneding looked at Zhen Mengmeng from the side, and seemed to have deeply reviewed his behavior just now before speaking: "My lord, if there is anything you can do for me, please do so."

Zhen Mengmeng looked at him, and said quietly: "Even so, it can't offset the fact that you are going to clean up horse manure with Cattail."

Kasen Kanesada:? ? ? ! ! ! !

No, sir, didn't you just say "destroy the stage again" before you sent him to clean up the horse manure...? !

He only dismantled it once, are you going to put him and cattail together and go to Madang Fan? ! !

"Today... aren't you going to play today?" Kasen Kanesada asked cautiously with cold sweat dripping down his back.

"Come out." Zhen Mengmeng smiled at the song fairy Kananding and showed her eight white teeth, not to mention how brilliant they are, "but you don't come out today, can you go and clean up the horse manure for a week first? Song fairy?~"

What else can Kasen Kanesada say?Can only accept with tears.

However, when he got the itinerary for today's internal series, expedition and battle arrangements, and saw his name in the list of battles, he was really relieved and lamented the Lord's hard-spoken and soft-hearted.

However, he didn't know that Zhen Mengmeng was making arrangements while thinking in his heart: I will let you clean up the horse manure for a month when you reach the full level, hmph.

But when he was about to go out with the itinerary to announce, Zhen Mengmeng stopped him.

She turned her pen and said, "Gexian, I want to know one thing."

Kasen Kanesada immediately turned back and stood in front of the desk: "Yes, my lord?"

"Have you noticed that the other knives in this pill usually take a bath?" Zhen Mengmeng asked.

"Huh?" Kasen Kanesada was stunned for a moment, "Taking a bath?"

"Yes." Zhen Mengmeng adjusted her sitting posture and explained, "Doesn't shower gel and shampoo be used in the shower? Look at the long hair of our Honmaru, they can use up a lot of it alone Shampoo?" When she said this, Zhen Mengmeng could clearly hear her heart bleeding.

"But no one here has reported to me the funds for shower gel and shampoo..." Zhen Mengmeng looked at Kasen Kanesada, and suddenly realized a very serious problem, "When you usually come back to take a bath in the dust, , what are you using?!"

Don't tell me you just washed it down with water!

You bunch of dirty knives! ! !

Under Zhen Mengmeng's blazing gaze, Ge Xian Kaneding stretched out his finger in embarrassment, and scratched the side of his face lightly: "This..."

"Don't say anything!" Zhen Mengmeng's scalp tingled for a while, and felt that it was necessary to face up to this problem seriously, "Although it is a lie that resources are needed to open the bathroom, you are not really shower gel and shampoo. You don’t need to rush like this, right?! Let me tell you that you don’t need to save Jiazhou gold with me, after all, if you use more, I can tear more wages from Shizheng.”

After finishing speaking, Zhen Mengmeng and Kasen Kanesada looked at each other for a few seconds.

The former's expression gradually became awkward, and then switched to an innocent state in a second, and he blinked and pursed his mouth;

The latter's expression changed from embarrassment to uncontrollable laughter, and finally he simply turned his head and smiled: "The Lord wants to say the last sentence."

"No, you heard it wrong just now~" Zhen Mengmeng sat very obediently, with her hands on her knees and smiled cutely at Gexian.

Kasen Kanesada looked back at her with a light smile, raising his eyebrows slightly: "Is that so?"

"That's right." Zhen Mengmeng still had that incredibly well-behaved look, smiling so cutely, "By the way, Gexian, you're going to be on horseback for two consecutive months starting tomorrow."

"My lord, it's not good to use this as a threat."

"I don't think so~ I believe in your song fairy!~"

"..."

Gexian Kananding sensed Zhen Mengmeng's determined emotions, and after briefly looking at the master in silence, he simply changed the subject: "Actually, if we don't go out to battle or go on an expedition, it's fine even if we don't take a bath. "

"... But won't it be dirty?" Zhen Mengmeng followed him to change the subject.

"The spiritual power we absorb from the Lord can ensure that we stay neat and tidy when we only stay in the main pill." Utasen Kanesada explained.

It turns out that there is still this kind of operation... Zhen Mengmeng equated her spiritual power with the shower gel and shampoo in a dazed face, and then came to a conclusion: "So you don't need to take a shower when you go out to the battle, the expedition and the insider. Dew and shampoo?" She looked at Ge Xian and choked, and said, "Dirty knife!"

You must know that the catfish tail guy usually plays with horse manure until he flies!

Akita Tui Tui was rolled in mud in the field by Imai last time!

Last time Jiro got drunk and accidentally spilled wine on himself and Taro and tried to rub her!

So... when they were pushed into the bathroom by her...

I just washed it with water... and then there is no more text, right...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !

Dirty Knife!Dirty Knife Dirty Knife!Dirty Knife Dirty Knife Dirty Knife! ! ! ! !

She must hold them in the bathroom for three hours today and rub a layer of skin off! ! !

"Hmm..." Kasen Kanesada scratched his side face again, "Actually, the Lord's spiritual power also has a cleansing function..."

Zhen Mengmeng was taken aback for a moment, then frowned. If she hadn't been some distance away from Song Xian, she would have kicked over: "What do you mean my spiritual power has a cleaning function? Say it again? I am your spiritual power A cash machine? Huh?"

Song Xian Kanesada was also taken aback for a moment, then panicked and said: "My lord, that's not what I meant."

"Then what do you mean by what you just said?" Zhen Mengmeng frowned.

Although Kasen Kanesada was panicked, he was also puzzled: "It's just...that's just the truth...?"

Zhen Mengmeng looked at Kasen Kanesada's expression and was thoughtful.But she felt that it was necessary to clarify this issue, and she also realized some things before, maybe... There are some things that only Dao knows.

So she raised her chin at Song Xian: "Go to the sofa and talk, do you want a cup of tea?"

Song Xian Kaneding looked at Zhen Mengmeng's expression, felt the spiritual power transmitted from her body, and finally nodded in relief, but said: "But my lord, there is no tea in the study, do you want to buy some for the study next time?" ?”

"No, I'm just polite to you, why are you still standing there, sit down."

"……Yes."

Finally, under the explanation of Kasen Kanesada, Zhen Mengmeng finally understood something.

As the song fairy said, the spiritual power absorbed by the Sword Fusangshen from the god judges can ensure that they stay clean and tidy when they only stay in the main pill, that is to say, when they are not out of battle, expeditions, or introverts, Fu The gods of mourning can last for a month without smelling and sweating even if they don't take a bath.Of course, the clothes on the body, bed sheets, quilts and pillowcases when sleeping still need to be washed, because they are "external possessions".

And for those who went out to battle, expedition, and insider, Zhen Mengmeng knew that the reason why they went to take a bath was just a formality!In fact, they really rushed inside and came out!As for the shower gel and shampoo, I don’t use it at all, let alone think of using it!Because the spiritual power of the God-inspectors circulates throughout the pill, they only need to absorb the spiritual power in the air to "bathe" themselves!

So the above conclusion is.

As long as there is the spiritual power of the God Judge, everything will be fine.

OK a ghost!

"Well... there is a problem here, that is, when the people who are assigned to work go to take a bath, aren't you already dirty?" Zhen Mengmeng looked at Kasen Kanesada, "Then if you want to achieve this bathing effect, you should Don't you have to absorb more spiritual power than usual?"

"Yes, because when we go out or work, this body will secrete some filth. And the filth is not easy to clean up, so we need the spiritual power of the god judge to help us clean it up." Song Xian Kanesada put a hand on his arm.

Zhen Mengmeng nodded, thinking that if the skin does not secrete filth, it is useless for you to have this body, and then said: "But what you said is too abstract, do you have any specific examples?"

"What does the Lord mean?" Kasen Kanesada asked doubtfully.

Zhen Mengmeng thought about it for a while, and made a simple analogy: "For example, people who don't have a job usually need to absorb 1 spiritual power to keep clean, so how much spiritual power do you need to absorb to clean yourself if you want to bathe yourself? "

"It depends on the length of time and the degree of damage. Do you have any specific examples?" Song Xian Kanesada pondered and threw the question back!

But Zhen Mengmeng couldn't be bothered.

She opened her mouth and said, "Aren't you wondering why the survival values ​​of Akita and Tui Tui haven't increased when you came back from the battle a few days ago?"

Kasen Kanesada thought about it, and there really was such a thing.But when he looked up at the expression of his master, a bad premonition suddenly rose in his heart: "Is it...?"

"They fought with Catfish in the field." Zhen Mengmeng was expressionless, seeing Kaxian Kaneding's whole body stiffened, and said the word again very kindly, "I don't think you need me to explain What is Shiba?"

Of course, if Akita, Tui Tui and Catao were here, they would probably protest.

They obviously didn't fight Shi War!Besides, who in this pill except the cattail would dare to touch the hot and smelly thing!

Akita, Tui Tui + Natsuo: Aluji, you blackmail us QAQ!

"Can I talk now?" Zhen Mengmeng snapped her fingers in front of Kasen Kanesada without any time, pulling back his fading mind.

Song Xian Kaneding swallowed her saliva: "Usually, it takes about... a hundred... no, no, ten... ten points... right."

"..." This example is too cruel?Actually frightened Kasen · Fuga · Kanesada out of ten times the value and stammered?

Zhen Mengmeng regretted giving such an example, but she still had to ask what should be asked.

For example: "Then can you tell me, who told you about the cleansing function of the spiritual power of the god judge?" This kind of thing is not even written in the employee handbook. If she has not realized this question and asked clearly, It's bound to happen one day.

Kasen Kanesada was a little puzzled, but he answered honestly: "When I have consciousness, I will know about it."

That is to say, you know it innately.

Zhen Mengmeng already had a vague guess, but this guess left her at a loss as to how to explain it to Ge Xian.After all, in terms of the whole matter, Kasen Kanesada and even her other knives in Honmaru are right, and she also needs to confirm one thing: "The filth secreted by your body when you go out in battle can be cleaned except for the spiritual power of the god judge. Can body wash and shampoo for bathing achieve the same effect?"

"...Yes." Kasen Kanesada was silent for a moment, then nodded.

Zhen Mengmeng raised her eyebrows, feeling that Gexian's sitting posture with her hands clenched and her knees pressed was very similar to a child who had done something wrong.

After staring at her for a while, he pursed his lips!

Oh hoo, this aggrieved expression has escalated!

"Okay, it's not a big problem." In the end, Zhen Mengmeng still didn't say anything, but, "But if you can use human things to achieve the effect of spiritual power in the future, you should try to use the former method. Just It seems that what we just said can be solved with shower gel and shampoo, don't use my spiritual power to solve it."

Kasen Kanesada listened with a half-understand look while nodding.

"Then that's the end of the matter. Notify the other people of the decision, and ask Yaoyan to prepare a financial backup sheet for me." Zhen Mengmeng faintly wanted to laugh, and she did the same when she thought so, "Go ahead." .”

Seeing Song Xian get up respectfully, bow, and then leave, Zhen Mengmeng frowned.

I hope you can understand what it means to go too far.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga was very sad.

He walked on the street with his own body on his shoulders, pouted and lowered his brows as if he had been completely wronged. Even the little balls that usually attracted him the most couldn't make him smile, and he was even heard yelling "Little Meatballs~~" The cries became even more depressing.

It's you!The culprit!Give me Alooji QAQ back!

Then he lost to Taiyaki.

Cheerfully eating Taiyaki and standing at the end of the street, Tsurumaru Kuninaga put his feet on his feet and stretched his neck to look at the sky with a taste of red beans.As he did so, a white, soft light glowed slowly over him.Originally he was wearing white feathers, but with this white light, he made his whole body very bright.

The bean paste stuffing on the corner of the mouth is like a god who strayed into the world and ate something.

But this burst of white light didn't last long. He sighed when he landed on his heels, turned around and continued to bite the taiyaki while muttering: "Why haven't you come yet... I haven't eaten any small balls this time. " After finishing speaking, he took another bite of Taiyaki.

He turned back very coolly, then suddenly took a step and ran into the city and disappeared.

And just after he disappeared, a group of people suddenly appeared where he was standing.

They're tall and short and thin... well not technically fat.

If you look closely, you can also see knives of different lengths hanging from their waists.

Of course, the most conspicuous one was the child who looked very short but was holding a one-meter-long knife.

"I clearly felt it here just now..." A man with white hair that looked very smooth squatted down, raised his head and nose slightly to sniff the air for a while, and then suddenly his eyes lit up, "Fried tofu?! "

"What's the matter, have you found the knife that the Lord wants?" The child holding the one-meter-long knife couldn't laugh or cry, tilted his head and spoke softly.

Another man dressed as an oiran looked up and took a sip of wine, gave a very refreshing "ha" and then grinned and said, "Just now, didn't the captain feel...hiccup...?" Had a belch.

"Yeah, but it disappeared suddenly." The captain who was called—that is, the white-haired man just stood up from the ground, "It's probably around here, but it's better to be careful, because I think he seems to be... ..."

"Do you have a personal consciousness?" A thin man who was looking at his red nails in the sun suddenly asked.

Another man with long black hair frowned after hearing this, and put his fingers lightly on his chin: "Impossible, it is impossible to generate personal consciousness without a sword infused with spiritual power."

"Yes." The child raised his head and said, "But how to explain the sudden disappearance of the knife from here?"

The black-haired man who was questioned choked and frowned.

"This matter can be reported to the master as a battle report." On the other side, a man with coal gray hair said seriously.

"Yeah, that's right~" The white long-haired man who spoke first tilted his head, his scarlet eyes fixedly looked at a certain place, and then suddenly put his hands on his hips, "Yoxi! Let's eat fried tofu Let's go! By the way, pack it back and let the master have a taste!"

"Praise~cheng~" The first to follow was the child with a one-meter-long knife, and the hair on both sides was bouncing.

"Oh! Can I buy wine then? Can I buy wine???"

"Hey! The master's money is not for you to use like this, you people wait a minute—"

"Oh...it's a headache."

And when these people left, Tsurumaru hid in the dark and watched them all the time. Kuninaga stuffed the last bit of Taiyaki into his mouth, licked his fingers that were stained with some powder, and snorted. Nian: "There is no Dajuli or Guangzhong in the team, and there is no one familiar with me, so you want me to go out? That's why I won't go."

Two seconds later, he flattened his mouth and muttered again: "Of course, if it's you, I'll come out. It doesn't matter if you don't know anyone."

In another two seconds, he slammed the wall with a fake cry: "Aluji, when are you coming over!? That's why I hate Xiaowanzi!"

So when did Aluji come over and you hate Chibi Maruko, what does it have to do =_=?

The author has something to say: the crane ball was released with great difficulty, but he was still not picked up by his aunt hahahahaha

But soon!This time is really the next chapter!Wipe away bitter tears.

[Thanks to the girls who voted for me!Here's a very big one for you guys! 】

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