[Comprehensive] Every day in Sakurabuki

...A monk with a rough face and a thunderous mouth? ? ?

Su Chi paused while holding the phone, and soon thought of someone, but how could he come to Japan?Seeing that her children were so scared that they almost got 99+, and couldn't even speak a complete sentence.

"He must"

"Looking for you!"

"Otherwise"

"Throw us into the East China Sea!"

"Snapped!"

Su Chi slapped the table suddenly, startling the teacher who was lecturing on the stage.Her aura is too strong, and she looks like a girl of seventeen or eighteen years old. The teacher wanted to ask her what was going on, but she couldn't speak for no reason. She only saw the girl's expression suddenly condensed, and her elephant legs wrapped in suit pants trembled. .

"Su...Student Su Chi?"

Mr. Yamaguchi, who taught mathematics, swallowed his saliva and called cautiously: "What's the matter with you?"

The eyes of this student are too scary! ! QAQ! ! !And is it my illusion, why do I think she is going to transform? ! ! !

As a result, Su Chi's anger quickly withdrew after his questioning, and he showed a gentle and kind smile: "I'm sorry I was rude, someone from home came, and I was a little excited at the moment."

"Ah... oh yes... is that so?" Mr. Yamaguchi wiped his cold sweat: "Then you want to go home to entertain guests?"

"No, class is more important."

"Then...then you sit down, we still have one more question and we're done after school."

"Okay."

At this moment, Natsume looked back at Su Chi. He had sensed murderous intent just now, but looking back, Miss Su Chi looked very calm. It must have been his illusion just now... right?

After Su Chi sat down, he sent a message back to California Qingguang, who was already frightened and crazy: "Leave him alone, I'll go back soon."

Then after class, Su Chi hurried back, really "hurry up", using the spell of teleportation, and immediately returned to Hanamaru from school.

Just looked at the courtyard empty.

Su Chi frowned, dropped the schoolbag in his hand, and expanded his spiritual consciousness.

"..." This monkey.

It was rare for her to get angry, and the knuckles of her hands were pinching, which made her hair stand on end. The next moment, she rushed to the tree in the backyard that hadn't bloomed.

"The environment here is good, but it's too empty, and that girl doesn't grow more fruits, and she wasn't raised as a vegetarian, so why grow so many vegetables?"

Standing at the top of the row were California Kiyomitsu and Taro Tachi, who bowed their heads and remained silent. Just looking at their state of not refuting, they knew that they had been immobilized.

The monkey was lying on his back on the branch of the big tree, but at this moment everything was silent, he suddenly laughed "hehe", his originally lazy expression suddenly came to life, and he slammed the iron rod in his hand to the ground: "Yo! I want to fight , so excited! You can ask my old grandson to wait."

The next moment, the Chun Jun sword shot out from behind Zhongfu Sangshen, accompanied by a loud shout: "Hey, you bloody stinky monkey!"

Then a silver figure rushed over, pointing to the ridge of Chun Jun's sword, she was faster than the sword, her silver water sleeves were raised high, and the silver needles in the sleeves were stabbing towards the tall monkey on the tree like a rainstorm past.

"Hehe, you can lose to you if you think I eat vegetarian food and recite Buddha's name?" The monkey smiled, without the slightest fear, and held the heavy iron rod in his hand and headed forward.The angle of his strike was exact, the poisonous hidden weapon neither pierced into the tree trunk, nor hurt the other Fu Sangshen who he fixed under the tree—as Su Chi's old acquaintance, of course he knew that this person was protecting his weaknesses, It's okay to be joking, but if you really make trouble with her people, you will definitely have nothing to do with him.

"I've given you shame? How dare you come to my territory to make trouble?" Su Chi sneered, and his subordinates were not polite at all: "You still want to throw them into the East China Sea? You can pick a place!"

"Hey, you are so unreasonable. The East China Sea is the nest of the old dragon king. If you give an order, who would dare to let these dolls sink to the bottom? My old grandson is scaring them to play."

"You're the only one with a lot of fucking problems!" Su Chi yelled angrily: "I should have borrowed some silver needles from your master like Guanyin, and stabbed you to death early, and I will be clean!"

"Hey, if my old grandson died so easily, why did he jump out of the rock?!"

"I have become a Buddha and don't know how to respect the old and love the young. This seat is your ancestor!"

"Hey, my grandson can recognize everything, but I don't recognize my ancestors. As for your master, I have to talk to her about my peers." The hidden weapon was hit on the lawn impartially, and the grass was instantly scorched black, showing the strong toxicity.

The two fought and quarreled, and Su Chi rushed out of his hand, with spiritual power like a gushing spring, instantly undoing all Fu Sangshen's body-fixing techniques.

Seeing this once-in-a-thousand-year scene, the dozens of ziren, big and small, refused to leave even if they were unfrozen. They just backed away a little, and got together to watch the real gods fight.

"Wow, wow, look, you can still fight like this!" Dagoubang, Mutsu Mori Yoshiyuki and Tong Tanuki Masakuni were the most excited, and the first two hugged each other excitedly: "Monkey King! Monkey King! Whoops! Holy Spirit!!!"

Tong Tian Guanzhengguo couldn't keep up with the dog-fighting stick's train of thought: "What is Monkey King?"

"Sun Wukong, Monkey King! His body is like black iron, his eyes are blazing, he is immortal and has 72 transformations~ Blowing on a pinch of hair can turn into tens of thousands of himself, and a somersaulting cloud can reach thousands of miles! He is our national idol in China. Ahhh!"

Dagou Bang has obviously fallen into a state of mad fandom. After all, he is also a stick. Ruyi Golden Cudgel is simply a story he has been listening to since he was born. Who would have thought that he would meet the real Great Sage when he came here? !

As if to cite his saying "Blowing on a pinch of hair can change tens of thousands of selves", Su Chi sent another wave of silver-winged cloud needles, and Monkey King finally couldn't resist the thousands of poisonous needles. He couldn't help pulling a bunch of golden monkey hair from his head, and blowing it with a "huh", Su Chi's sight immediately filled with Monkey King holding a golden cudgel.

"If I don't beat you to the point of begging grandpa to sue grandma, wouldn't it be in vain that I have lived so many years longer than you?"

Seeing this, Su Chi sneered, without any fear.

Then, in the adoring eyes of the Fusang gods, countless Su Chi were separated from her body.

Different from Sun Wukong, each of her avatars has its own posture, and the number of martial arts used is also different. They even discovered their own martial arts with the Dog Beating Stick and Yitian Sword, and they couldn't help being stunned.She fought like this, and immediately beat Monkey King, who could only synchronize the movements of the clone and body, a little helplessly. At least half of the monkeys were beaten back to the state of monkey hair, and they floated powerlessly to the ground.

"That's all! My old grandson can't beat you, just admit defeat!" In the past, when Sun Wukong subdued monsters, as long as he showed his magic skills, those monsters would basically kneel down, but it was the first time he fought Su Chi like this, so it was natural to find that he was invincible. Do not insist.

He's here to drop by, not to ask for a beating, okay? ...Although he was indeed a bit arrogant today, he didn't expect that his old friend would take these little elves under his command within a few days after coming here, so he made a mistake.

"Hmph, don't think I don't know what you're thinking."

Sun Wukong called for a stop, and even took the initiative to admit defeat. Su Chi naturally wouldn't chase after him, so he immediately withdrew his tactic and fell back to the ground. Your Highness Zhen, ask Shengjun to come out. You always do this disgusting thing, and I should let you come to learn from it again, and see that the annoying noise has not changed at all."

"Cut! What's so funny about that doll? It cries as soon as you hug it. It's not as good as a monkey and grandson."

"Be careful and I will tell Shengjun this, it will definitely not be good for you."

"Tsk," Sun Wukong reluctantly arched his hands in a gesture of apology, but he was very careless: "To make a long story short, I have to go back to Huaguoshan for a while."

"how?"

Sun Wukong had a bitter expression of constipation after eating bananas, scratched the back of the furry head with his furry hands and said in a low voice: "Master, the old man goes to the world to teach scriptures these days, and he always talks about me and is naughty, so he insists on asking me to chant scriptures with him." .”

"You're skin." Su Chi agreed.

"..." Sun Wukong's face darkened, but he continued: "I was afraid of his nagging, so I came here to avoid you."

"Don't invite him to me. I don't believe in Buddhism, so I fell asleep after listening to it." Once Queen Mother of the West held a banquet for the gods of the four directions at the Pantao Party, and the Holy Monarch Aopai took her there, and at the banquet, the Buddha lectured on sutras.The poor gods who don't believe in Buddhism, from waking up to falling asleep, from falling asleep to waking up again, listened to the scriptures for ten years according to the count of the world, so that Su Chi wanted to hit the wall.

She really doesn't have this hobby, she is a vulgar god, she only thinks about eating, drinking and having fun all day long, please let her go.

"I don't want to listen to the scriptures, either, or why did the Buddha seal me a fighting Buddha who only cares about fighting. Doesn't it sound like your place is clean, come and hide from the limelight?"

"Are you not afraid that he will come over?"

"You don't know?" Now it was Monkey King's turn to be surprised.

"Ah, what do you know?" Su Chi was at a loss.

Although Sun Wukong has hair all over his face, his facial features are extremely delicate and good-looking. Taking advantage of his high status, Ao Piao joked that he looked like a female monkey, and he screamed in anger.At this time, his eyes were piercing, it should be said that they were golden eyes, even if they were not used to slay demons, those beautiful peach eyes could take the soul away, even Su Chi looked a little absent-minded.

I really don't understand what's the use of a monkey who is so handsome and has become a monk. How many female monkeys who dream of giving birth to him have to cry and faint on Huaguo Mountain?

"You are located in Fusang, and the enchantment was made by their people. With your divine protection, even Tiandao Hongjun can't see what is here. Except for you, no one knows that my old grandson is happy here. .”

"Bah, who will make you happy." Su Chi retorted subconsciously.

"..."

Are you misunderstanding something?

Sun Wukong twitched the corners of his mouth, and it was rare that he didn't quarrel with Su Chi—the fight lasted for thousands of years, and Su Chi didn't forget to deliver food while satirizing him.

He was so angry that he was pressed down at the bottom of the mountain and gained a few pounds.

"Just give me a word, if you tell me to leave, at worst I will go to Kunlun Mountain and hide at Quexuan's place."

"It's the Holy King Quexuan!" Su Chi emphasized, then glanced at the curious children in his family, and patted the golden armor of the lock on Monkey King: "Since you asked for my door, wouldn't it be wrong if you don't take you in?" Kindness? But you have to apologize to my children, especially my valet, California Qingguang, who thought you were picking on me, and was quite frightened by you."

"Which one?"

Su Chi pulled California Qingguang out of the crowd, and the latter hid nervously behind Su Chi, only showing a pair of red eyes.

Sun Wukong stared at him and the other Fusangshen for a minute, and drew back some sultry pink lips:

"I am~ Tathagata Buddha Jade Emperor Avalokitesvara Avalokitesvara appoints a special envoy from the Western Scriptures to cultivate Zhengguoshan Water Curtain Cave Monkey King Monkey King Qitian Great Sage Sun Wukong! He is so handsome!"

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Brother Monkey is finally here! ! !

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The two chapters add up to more than 1 words

I am very happy that the liver explosion is completed

Working overtime for almost two weeks in a row, I am a useless person QAQ

Today was supposed to be a weekend

As a result, another day of work was added

I was writing a manuscript yesterday and I couldn't help but fell asleep

So today dragged until now QAQ feel wronged

This self-feeling is still burning qwq

I was a little teary when I was written by the childhood god, especially when I wrote the title.

Your good name is passed on

your story qianjia says

Golden cudgel, forever shining

clean up the world

Sun Dasheng, your fan girl has grown up.

Finally, the shape of the great sage here refers to the Hong Kong version of Zhang Weijian and Zhang Kongkong

Character is taken by Zhang Jinlai teacher and Dicky combined

A bit of a rough guy who likes to be funny and mischievous but handsome enough to be scumbag√

As for the hairy-faced Lei Gongzui... emmm

Anyway, the great sage is the most classic image [top the lid and run away]

Reject the golden cudgel education :)