[Comprehensive] A word does not fit the Shura field

In this era, blind dates are still quite common, and no matter where, there are always some people who like to introduce others to others, but some people are really kind, while others are digging holes for others.

Naturally, Wen Nuan has encountered this kind of thing before, but it's just... She doesn't care if this kind of thing happens to her, but if it happens to some people, it really makes her very dumbfounded.

"So warm, is your cousin single now?" Aunt Li from the neighbor's house asked.

But Wen Nuan choked. I don't know if it was her illusion. She seemed to feel a dark air coming from a certain corner: "Ah, Aunt Liu, my cousin, she is married... the wine held the year before last..."

"Oh, what a coincidence. She's married?"

"Well, yes. She, she... has been married for two years."

"Hey, warm, what about you? I'm not bragging. Your Aunt Zhang's son has a high monthly salary after returning from abroad. Do you want to go to see him?"

"Uh, I really don't need this one, I'm fine by myself now——"

"You can't live alone for the rest of your life, can you? According to my aunt's advice, it's best for girls to marry before 25 these days. Before 25, you pick someone else, and after 25, someone else picks you..."

"........."

Speechlessly listening to Aunt Li's theory of "a woman just wants to find a rich husband, appearance is not important, money is the most important" theory, I feel so warm: If I knew she should not go out to throw garbage …What a good way to go out, as expected, it is best to stay at home.

After getting up in the morning, she changed her clothes and went to the kitchen. Nabigo was halfway making breakfast, and she was idle, so she cleaned up the garbage bags in several rooms while Nabigo was making breakfast. When I got up, who knew that it would be so unfortunate to go out to throw garbage, and I met Aunt Li who loves to be a matchmaker.

Wen Nuan has lived in this community for more than two years. Although the neighbors are not very good, at least they are familiar with them. She has a good impression of the neighbors around her house, except for this Aunt Li...how should I put it, She likes to introduce people to others very much. As long as someone who is single asks her to help find a partner, she will enthusiastically agree and then start to introduce people everywhere.

But I don't know whether it's because she's too enthusiastic or too ignorant of words, like Nuan, who has already clearly rejected, she still doesn't give up, and is still trying to persuade Wen Nuan.

Warmth: Life without love.jpg

"——So, the most important thing for a girl is to find a good husband, otherwise your life will be ruined..." As she spoke, Aunt Li smacked her lips, "But to be honest, your cousin is really good-looking ...Hey, does that brown-haired kid who went to the supermarket with you two weeks ago have a date? Just the kid in white clothes who looks so cool."

"...Uh, yes. His child is already three and a half years old." Wen Nuan began to speak nonsense with his eyes open.

"You see, your cousin and the others already have a partner, why don't you look for them? To be honest, warm, you can really see each other with Aunt Zhang's son——"

"Sister, I'm hungry..." With a click, the door of her bedroom was pushed open, Yingwan rubbed her eyes in her pajamas, and walked out as if she had just woken up. She said coquettishly, "I want to drink soy milk! I want to eat dumplings!"

"Okay, okay, I'll make dumplings for you when my sister finishes handling the matter, okay?" The warmth of Yingwan's thoughts immediately entered the state, and she looked at Aunt Li embarrassedly, "Aunt Li, can this matter be settled?" Do you want to talk again? My brother, he..."

"Okay, it's okay, you go ahead. Then I'll go first." Seeing Yingwan's drowsy appearance rubbing against Nuannuan's body to eat, Aunt Li immediately agreed, "Hey Nuannuan, I just Remember to think about what I told you, and give me an answer sooner!"

Warmth could only respond with a few perfunctory words.

After finally sending Aunt Li away, she just breathed a sigh of relief when she heard a burst of exaggerated laughter from the bedroom: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Girl!! Someone actually introduces you to someone!!! Oh no, my stomach, hahahahahaha——"

"Shinano is coming to fight!!" The voice of chaotic bombardment sounded afterward.

Then there was the sound of something falling to the ground in her bedroom.

warmth:"……"

Going to his bedroom with a headache, Nuannuan saw Shinano and Ranzheng rolling into a ball. Because of Shinano's unhesitating attack, Luan was completely blown up, and Hirano and the others were staying by the side. I don't know what happened. Which one should help better.

If it's a shock, he hasn't come out of the shock of his younger brother being introduced to someone suddenly.

There was a lot of explosions, and Nabi, the other party, smiled helplessly at Nuannuan: "My child is three and a half years old?" His tone was rarely teasing.

"Ahem, what's this...!" Nuan Nuan coughed dryly, and explained dryly, "After all, if you don't say that you are married, Aunt Li won't leave..."

"I don't blame you, it just feels a little... well, novel." Nabi's warm-colored light brown eyes were full of smiles, and Nabi said with a smile, "I suddenly changed from a single youth to a father of a three-year-old child. of…"

Xin Nong, who was messing around with him, suddenly diverted his energy and said to the warm two: "Nabi, you are nothing! You just changed from a single man to a married man, and you don't even have gender. …Ha ha ha ha!!"

"Shinano, you want to fight!!"

It was said that the random bombing was even worse.

"Ah, Brother Ran, Brother Shinano..." Hirano looked at Shinano, and then at Ran in the rampage, completely at a loss.

And Nuan Nuan looked at her completely messed up bed, unable to touch her forehead, she actually wanted to vomit: You are wearing a small skirt and rolling into a ball with Shinano now...It is really easy to be misunderstood, okay? ? !

If she doesn't know that you are a boy, and suddenly sees you two in this posture, she may really think that you two are fighting with fairies...

Thinking of this, Wen Nuan said to the two of them: "Okay, stop making trouble. Shinano, you are also joking with Luan, and you should be careful when you joke. Luan... come here." She waved at Luan, her face smiling.

Whether it is Shinano or Luan who speaks warmly, he has no choice but to obey.

Luan glared at his wicked brother rather unwillingly, then ran to Wen Nuan's side in a particularly aggrieved manner, and hugged her: "Master, QAQ!"

"Hey, it's okay. It's just that they are recognized as girls. Don't you see that Tolmali and Sakura are often recognized as girls?" He touched his long soft hair, warm and comforted.

"That's different!" Luan raised his head aggrieved, and said angrily, "I'm a real boy! I don't know how to get married!"

"Well, I'm sorry, the reason I found was not very good." Wen Nuan apologized very naturally, "The incident happened suddenly, and I didn't think of any other good reason, so I found this... um, not an appropriate way .Sorry for the mess."

"I don't blame the master..." Hearing Wen Nuan say this, he curled his lips and said, "The master doesn't want me to be entangled with her, I know it. Master, you have complained about this kind of person more than once before, not yourself. If I get married, they will often come here to lobby... I'm just not happy, I'm obviously a boy, but they can't see it! My eyesight is too bad!"

warmth:"……"

Luan, what you said hurt the innocent a little bit?She really didn't recognize you as a boy when she saw you Lihui for the first time...

And you look like wearing a small skirt, most people's first reaction is a girl, right?It's really no wonder they admit their mistakes!Right? !

Nuan Nuan silently slandered in her heart, but she didn't say it out loud, she didn't want Luan to explode again.

It's just that if she doesn't say it, someone will say: "Luan, just because of your habit of wearing skirts, people with normal thinking will subconsciously think that you are a girl?"

"Yaoyan! Where are you on?!"

"I stand in the middle."

"..."

Yao Yan's tone of lips raised slightly: "It's your own choice to like to wear small skirts. Now that you are mistaken by others, you can't blame them."

Luan was silenced by Yao Yan, and hummed unhappily.

In fact, he was just throwing a child's temper. After all, he was humiliated in front of his favorite warmth, which inevitably made him a little unstable.

Wen Nuan also knew what her family's knife was thinking, so she could only pull Luan with a smile, touched his face, and then kissed him on the forehead: "Okay, anyway, what other people think has nothing to do with us, Luan is a boy We know this very well... um, when Luan was protecting me before, he was super handsome?" She was referring to Luan's behavior when he and Eryun came back at night and were attacked by robbers.

Received warm affirmation, he hummed wildly, with a look of 'I'm still very unhappy', but the breath around him calmed down.

Seeing this, Nuan Nuan quickly struck while the iron was hot, and changed the subject: "Speaking of which... the first phase is still petrified."

"Huh?" Looking around, he found that his brother was still in a state of sluggishness as the master said.

The official BUG sequelae have improved a little in the past two days, showing that a few knives have changed back to their original gender, but most knives are still in the BUG state, and one of the knives that have changed back is one.

Finally, I don't have to be teased by my younger brother anymore. I was in a good mood. Although the younger brothers have grown up, they are still his caring younger brothers, but this sudden incident is... well, rare Scared him.

His younger brother was attracted by boys... Hehe.

Yiqi, who finally reacted, felt a little itchy, and suddenly had the urge to talk to that person about his life.

No matter how cute his family looks and how much he looks like a girl, he is still a man at heart!This is how blind you have to be to see Luan as a woman? !And even someone came over to ask Luan if he could go on a blind date with him... How could Luan from his family go on a blind date!

Selectively forgetting that Luan always wears skirts and his indistinguishable voice in the first issue pushed all the blame on a certain passer-by who took a fancy to Luan, and then he said to Luan solemnly: "Luan, when you go out with the master in the future If you meet a frivolous boy who strikes up a conversation with you, there is absolutely no need to show mercy, you know?"

"Okay, brother one." Luan replied.

And Wen Nuan blinked, she felt as if there was a raging flame burning behind the first issue, so she silently swallowed the spiel that came to her lips: Well, you didn't seem to tell them that in the first issue, did you?

If she remembers correctly, she seemed to say something like this before the first issue: "Luan, be careful when you and your master are playing outside, and be safe. If someone strikes up a conversation with you, just refuse. Don't do it. After all, in this world, you have to control your strength, and if you strike too hard, it will only cause trouble for the master. One more thing is worse than one less thing, understand?"

Comparing the words of the previous issue with the current one, the gap...isn't too obvious.

But Wen Nuan also understands the first issue, after all, as far as she is concerned, her thoughts are similar to the first issue: Can't recognize that my family is a boy and still want to date him?Haha, it's so beautiful!What's more, her family is a straight man, a straight man who doesn't want a straight man! !It’s another matter if Chaos comes over one day and tells her that he’s bent, but in other cases… come, come, if you want to chase Chaos, please go through her and the first phase first :)

The author has something to say:

...This week's Mumu list has not been completed yet, I don't know if it can be completed tonight, it depends on the situation... This chapter has been changed since yesterday, although it still feels a bit unsatisfactory, at least it is better than yesterday's version, cover your face.In addition, the names of the people in the article, the clichéd stories, and the girls are talking lightly~==I can only think of these vulgar stalks, lie...

Hmm, really·silly sister·warm and true·hard-core younger sibling·Phase [-]...I think you two will have a lot in common,==

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