[Comprehensive] A word does not fit the Shura field

The time returned to half an hour ago.

After putting Wen Nuan on the bed, Yao Yan watched her mutter a few words, then turned over and continued to fall asleep.

She slept soundly, but he hesitated for a rare moment, whether to let her continue to sleep like this or take her to the bathroom to wash her body before sleeping.

Because when she was playing the big adventure, she took the wine and walked towards him with three steps, but in the end she tripped and almost fell down.Thanks to this, a lot of the wine in her hand spilled on the two of them, if she was allowed to sleep in such a situation...Yao Yan always felt that she had foreseen the way she would go crazy when she woke up, after all, she had a slight Cleanliness.

If it's Luan now, that's good. Luan looks more like a girl, so she'll be more open. For herself...Because she usually behaves like an adult, so she treats herself as an equal.That is not to treat him as a child, but as an equally mature adult.

So if he washed her body for her, when she woke up the next day and found out about it, she would probably be blown up.

The two options stayed in his mind for a while, and Yao Yan decisively chose the former. As for the reason to persuade her later, he had already thought of many options, and he was just waiting to play it by ear.

As for Yao Yan, who is clearly a decisive character, why he hesitates on this issue, it is just because of the influence of warmth on his attitude.

After making a decision, Yao Yan first went to the bathroom to put in hot water, turned on the Yuba, and after making sure that it was not cold, he came out and hugged Nuannuan in. During this time, he was very careful in his movements, for fear of waking Nuannuan up accidentally.

After all, there are some people who are drunk... It is not an ordinary horror to start a drunken madness.

The day failed, Yao Yan hoped to wash her body without waking Wen Nuan up, but just as he took off her shirt, she woke up in a daze.

——Obviously his movements could not be more careful, but he still woke her up.His family's general sleeps very lightly... Well, it seems that after returning to Honmaru, we can study what can help sleep...

Wait, now is not the time to think about this.

Suddenly found that the current posture was a little wrong, and Yao Yan, who was a little speechless, carefully looked at the person who was condescending and staring at him: "General, general?"

What's happening here?Didn't he just wander off?Why was it suddenly overwhelmed?

The bathroom is steaming hot now, and the warmth doesn't feel cold, so she didn't notice her suspected semi-naked state.

In fact, although she fell asleep in front of her, her sleep was a little shallow. After all, there were always people making noises in her ears (the sound of gay friends talking and KTV in the front, and the voice of passers-by talking in the back), so she fell asleep. It was very shallow, and then she felt as if someone was moving around her body, and she finally woke up with strength.

But under the influence of alcohol, even if she wakes up, her fighting power is limited.She wanted to grab the gangster's hand, but accidentally pressed it on Yaken's shoulder, and because Yaken was unprepared + the bathroom was too slippery, she threw herself down on Yaken.

"Huh...?" Although she didn't hear what the person below her shouted at all, Wen Nuan still subconsciously responded, and then she lowered her head full of doubts, "You...you look familiar...Who are you...come here What? I think, uh, I've seen you... where are you..."

Saying so, she kneaded the face of the person below her as if it were plasticine.

Then before Yaoyan answered, she clapped her hands together: "Ah! I remembered! You... Hehehe, it looks like my Yaoyanyan!!"

Drug research: "..."

Hearing the name 'Yao Yanyan', Yao Yan expressed a little incapable of accepting it: Why does his general sometimes use reduplicative words to call people's names?According to her, it's cuter to cry like this...

He who didn't get cute at all had a helpless face: "General, I am Yaoyan."

"No!" A slap on the chest of the person pretending to be her Yaoyan, Nuan Nuan retorted, "My Yaoyan is not as big as you! He... um, he should be so tall!"

Having said that, Nuan Nuan, in this posture, gestured with her hand what she thought was Yaoken's height.

However, based on her current posture of sitting astride Yaken, it is still a question of whether the height of Yaken she is gesturing is one meter.

It's useless to compete with drunk people, Yaoyan knows this very well, but it's about height, he still has to explain: "General, I'm not so short even in my original appearance... And you forgot Is it? Due to the impact of the last bug, I am still an adult now."

"BUG?"

Tilting her head, she didn't remember what a BUG was. The warmth expressed that she couldn't figure out what it meant, and then somehow, she suddenly came to a conclusion: what happened now was a dream.

If it wasn't a dream, how could she see the adult version of Yaoyan?

After being paralyzed by alcohol, she completely forgot about the bug not long ago. After she came to such a conclusion, she immediately looked at the man under her body. Looking at it, she suddenly tore it open with her hands. his shirt.

Yao Yan, who hadn't expected her to act like this at all, froze in place.

Wen Nuan, who had become more courageous after being drunk, tore off Yaoken's shirt, touched it, and boasted: "The figure is really good! Hehehe, I have wanted to touch Yaoken for a long time!"

Yao Yan: "...General, are you uttering the truth after drinking?"

"Anyway, it's all a dream, why touch you! No opinions are allowed!" He replied confidently, and Wen Nuan murmured, "I can't touch it in reality, but of course I have to touch it now!"

Hearing Wen Nuan's words, Yao Yan smiled softly: "You're surprisingly frank when you're drunk, I thought you wouldn't say that again... Da~jiang."

Medicine research refers to the slight changes in warm words and deeds after they came to this world.

After being dragged into the pit by Eryun, Nuan's initial knife was Yamabukiri, and the first knife she forged...was Yaken.

After she became conscious, the first sentence Yao Yan heard was "Hey? Wait? Kid? Why does the voice sound a little mature?" After she checked the information, she saw his expression was a little strange.

Then he saw her covering her face, looking like she had a toothache: "Oh my God, Yaoyan... This is one of the knives with a relatively high appearance rate on the emotional Weibo... Look at the appearance, isn't she still a child?" ...Why are there so many wives writing about his car on Weibo?"

At that time, he didn't understand what these words meant, but as she played more games and listened to her chatter, they naturally understood more and more.

He watched his general's attitude gradually change from "Nani? What the hell is it that he shot at Koshota Dagger!" at the beginning to the calmness of "Hey, another dagger...", and then It’s a joy to hear and see when it becomes the following “Fucking lady is starting again! No, this is a high-speed rocket!”

In fact, at that time, he thought about what kind of expression she would have if he let his general know what she usually said, and they all heard and understood what it meant.

But he probably guessed it, he must have a broken face and wish to find a time machine.

What kind of words did the warmth once say?Yaken also used this to make fun of her in the past. It was nothing more than wanting to hit so-and-so. Most of the objects she talked about were other types of knives. For short knives... only Yaken.

Words like "Ah, ah, Yaoken is so handsome!" and "On the front/I" were often heard before they appeared, but after they came out, she silently picked up the morals she had lost before , choose to be a quiet girl.

She wanted to forget what she said before, but Yaoken could remember it clearly.

"General, didn't you always say that I'm a short knife and you can't shoot me?" Asking this, Yao Yan patted Wen Nuan, and then sat up on her body when she subconsciously wanted to get up, and then he was very vicious Yes, pull her over.

She, who was already in slow motion, became unsteady and fell back on Yaken, sitting in a certain harmonious place, even Yaken didn't expect this situation.

But Wen Nuan didn't notice this, and now she is focused on answering Yao Yan's words: "Yes, I'm going to shoot you or something... I don't want to be hacked with a 40-meter machete in the first phase! But it's a dream now, then Of course you have to do something you can't do normally!"

Yao Yan laughed lowly: "Are you so sure this is a dream?"

"Of course!" The watery amber eyes are full of determination, "How could you be an adult if you are not dreaming of Yaoyan? This is definitely a day and night dream!"

"So the general used to dream of being with me sometimes?"

"........."

Nuan Nuan didn't answer, but just covered her face. Her face was always flushed after the wine came up, so Yao Yan couldn't tell whether she was blushing for a while, but by looking at her movements, she could guess roughly, so he He strikes while the iron is hot and asks: "What is the dream? Are you dating me or...doing something else?"

"...!! Wh, where did the other things come from!!" He just mentioned the possibility casually, and the next second she was caught, and she exploded like a cat, "I don't have dreams. It's not in harmony with you!"

"…puff."

The so-called non-recruitment refers to the current situation.

The amethyst-like pupils were full of smiles, and Yaoken gave a fake cough. After suppressing the emotions in his heart, he put his arms around the waist of the person in front of him, and then kissed him gently: "The general is really... stupid cute."

"Hmm——"

What Nuan wanted to say was blocked.She just opened her eyes, looking stupidly at the face close at hand.

Is this... really a dream?this feeling...

After finally returning to some reason, it completely flew away because of this kiss.

The kiss, which was soft at first, gradually changed in nature, as if he wanted to tear himself apart, and Wen Nuan pulled his shirt tightly because of the discomfort of being pressed.

She just felt like a flat boat in the sea, floating on the sea, suspended in mid-air from time to time due to the beating of waves, and would be choked by the sea water when she returned to the surface, no matter how she paddled, she couldn't find it. Any way out, can only let it go.

.........

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"Well…"

When I woke up the next day with warmth, my first reaction was a headache, not only the pain but also super uncomfortable!It feels like there are countless ants crawling around in the brain, it feels super disgusting!Very nauseous!

"Uncomfortable, want to vomit..." She turned over on the bed, and then murmured while covering her lips.

"Really, who told you to drink so much wine last night! You still drink even though you know you can't handle it!"

A familiar voice sounded beside her, and then Wen Nuan was helped up, and then a warm thing was stuffed into her mouth: "Eat some porridge first, I brought the medicine, and eat after breakfast."

Just about to open his mouth to eat porridge, Nuannuan suddenly leaned back, avoiding the porridge that was being fed randomly: "Wait, chaos..."

"what happened?"

Luan asked, but a strange emotion quickly flashed in his eyes: Could it be that the master still has the memory of yesterday?

But he was destined to be disappointed, because Nuan Nuan said such an unsightly remark: "I haven't brushed my teeth yet!"

"........."

After solving these trivial matters, Luan finally took advantage of feeding the porridge and complained to Nuannuan, "Master, you didn't take me with you when you went out to play yesterday, it's too much!"

"Ahaha, because Yun Yun said that she took her house to mess around, I can't take you with me..." Nuan Nuan explained with a dry smile, and then she finally found something wrong with the decoration of the room, "Wait, this is not our house, is it?" ?”

"Master, you just found out?" looked at Yaoyan angrily, and said with a grin, "This is a hotel, master, you drank too much yesterday, Yaoyan was afraid that you would run into your parents when you went back, so he brought you here Stay overnight at the hotel."

"Is that so, Yaoyan... I didn't get drunk yesterday, did I?" Hearing this, Nuan Nuan felt his scalp numb, looked at Yaoyan, and asked cautiously.

"No, it's just that you vomited yesterday and fell asleep after getting your clothes dirty, so I washed your body for you without asking for your opinion... I'm sorry, general." Yaoken said apologetically .

Hearing this, Nuan Nuan almost jumped up: "Huh? I vomited? I wouldn't vomit on you, would I?!"

Yao Yan shook his head and replied, "No..."

"Oh, that's good. It's okay, it's fine, as long as you don't vomit." Nuan Nuan waved her hand to show that she knew, but she wasn't shy in this situation, "After all, things happen for a reason, you can't let me do that Sleep for a night? It's okay, it's okay, don't worry about it. But remember to forget what you saw yesterday!" But at the end of the sentence, she still couldn't help adding.

"Okay." Yao Yan responded with a smile.

"I vomited yesterday, I don't have any memory at all..." After taking the medicine that was handed to me indiscriminately, and swallowing it in one gulp, Wen Nuan murmured, "By the way, what happened yesterday? I can't remember clearly... Er , I remember that we were in the bar before, and then we went to KTV, and then...huh? We seemed to know how to play dice, and then...uh, what is it..."

"Big adventure." Seeing that Nuan Nuan couldn't think of a follow-up, Yao Yan reminded.

"Oh, yes! It's a big adventure!" After clapping his hands, Nuannuan finally remembered, "I seem to be lucky in the front, but... I can't remember clearly..."

After thinking about it for a long time, Nuan Nuan could only recall the time when she and her friends started playing the big adventure, and she couldn't remember anything later, so she turned her attention to Yao Yan: "Yao Yan... how did we disband?"

Yao Yan looked as usual: "I have been chatting with several other men, General, you suddenly walked over with a bottle of wine, and then sat on my lap..."

"Puff cough cough—!" Nuan Nuan accidentally choked on his own saliva, "What, what are you talking about—!? Yaoyan, I didn't do anything to you, did I!?"

Asking this way, her expression was warm, as if she had taken advantage of the medicine research.

"General, you think too much." Lying without changing his face, Yao Yan slightly changed the situation yesterday, "Then you drank a few more sips of wine, and finally fell asleep sitting on my body. Because of this, other A few people said let’s stop here today, we just released KTV.”

"Huh...you scared me to death, I thought I really did something to you." Wen Nuan patted her chest, with a look of lingering fear, she turned her head and said in a low voice, "I don't want to be chopped off by the first phase." .

The two Fu Sangshen, whose five senses are far more sensitive than ordinary people, heard this sentence clearly.

Then Wen Nuan asked again: "Then you brought me to the hotel?"

"Well, it's a good thing you vomited in the bathroom, General, and it's easy to clean up. It's just that the clothes are still not dry after washing, so I called Luan in the morning and asked him to bring two clothes." Simply skip the important event, Yao Yan added, "Also, General, it's better to drink less alcohol in the future. If I wasn't here yesterday..."

"It's because of you, Yaoyan, that I drink it with peace of mind." Before Yaoyan finished speaking, Wen Nuan said this, blocking Yaoyan's heart that wanted to repeat.

After asking about yesterday's situation, Wen Nuan finally let go of her heart - she never considered the possibility of Yao Yan lying to her, and she always had 100% trust in her knife: "I'm still feeling a little uncomfortable, I'll sleep again a while…"

Tucked the quilt up for Nuannuan, and said in disorder, "Sleep, I and the Pharmaceutical Research Association will watch over you."

"Ah."

Soon, Wen Nuan fell into a deep sleep due to the medicine.

After confirming that Wen Nuan fell asleep, he turned his head and said to his brother, "Fortunately, the master drank too much yesterday and couldn't remember things clearly, otherwise you will be miserable, Yao Yan."

"Heh." Yao Yan gave a low laugh, then he raised his head slightly and replied, "I know."

As the only knife in this pill who is more talented in medicine, Yaken Toshiro is undoubtedly the one who knows his master best.

Of course, he is very clear about what happens when Wen Nuan gets drunk, otherwise, how could he be so presumptuous yesterday?

Isn't it just because of the warmth that you can't remember things clearly?

Whoever made her who was drunk at that time always thought it was a dream, let her think so.After all, she is not drunk, but she is still bound by those realistic moral values. She naturally feels that she can't attack the short sword in child form, even if Yaoken is mature, it is still a short sword, so she can't.

Now she has not been able to get out of these moral values, medicine research is not in a hurry, the time is still very long, they have plenty of time to slowly change her views, what is a short knife or the child doesn't understand anything?They have always existed as personal knives, but they know a lot more than she does.

If Nuan Nuan remembered what happened yesterday, that's okay, because with her character, she definitely couldn't bear to ask him whether it was true or not.

She was already in a state of drunkenness, and it was normal for her to be unable to tell the truth from the false.

Just in case, even if she really asks, as long as he insists that there is nothing, then she will naturally think that it is just another spring/dream she had.

In less than 10 minutes from when Nuan ripped his clothes to when he turned his back on the guest, Yao Yan had already thought about the possibility of all the reactions after Nuan woke up and others.

After confirming that there were no factors against him, he made the move.

After all, with Yaken Toshiro's sword, he would never do anything he was not sure of, let alone something that would put himself in a disadvantageous situation.

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