Bamboo branch girl
43 Legal Lolita
Everyone present was frightened.
How could General Qingyuan be locked in a dungeon? !He is the chief general of Kumamoto Castle, and he is indispensable for expeditions and wars.When the princess said this, it was obvious that she didn't trust Natsume Hideaki.
Natsume Hideaki didn't know why the woman wanted to hang herself in the city gate tower. He didn't even know how many people were in the dungeon, what they did, and how many people died on a certain day. He didn't know all of these!
I remember that when he first took office, he handed over all the rights to manage the prisoners in the dungeon to General Qingyuan. How could he know things that General Qingyuan didn't know?In the face of the princess' doubts, it's not that they want to make up things randomly, but this one actually hurt the general!
"This... it's better to invite a monk to do a ritual for her. General Kiyohara is my right-hand man." Natsume Hideaki was very embarrassed.It's really not worth it to hire a Dharma monk at a high price for a nameless untouchable.
"That's good, going to the Paradise of Paradise is much better than being a grieving ghost, so let's forget about it." Zhuji nodded with satisfaction, "Remember, I forgot to be careful when people come to you at night."
Natsume Hideaki quickly said: "Yes, yes! I will never forget, I will never forget!"
Won't forget a fart!
Takehime secretly rolled her eyes, and led Ara back to the shrine.
Maybe Natsume Hideaki put the poor woman's matter behind her afterward. People who don't die don't realize the seriousness of the situation, and people who die still lie. !
After she went back, she had to write a blood letter quickly, and sneak it under Natsume Hideaki's pillow when it was dark, to see if he still corrected it.If you are still obsessed with not realizing it and not reforming the system, you can chop up a few more death row prisoners and hang them in the city gate tower.
So happy to decide!
After returning to the gate of the shrine, Huang spoke up: "Her resentment is very deep, even if the monks come, she may not be able to be transformed."
When Zhuji heard this, her eyes widened, she didn't think about this kind of accident at all!
There are many resentful souls in the world, and they always come out to make noise every night.If the pregnant woman is not successfully converted, what should I do if I not only trouble the city lord but also trouble her?
"Then what should I do?" Zhu Ji raised her head and tugged at Huang's sleeves, she always felt that this "boy favorite" knew a lot.
Huang glanced at her and said, "Think for yourself."
"Tell me! Tell me! You know so much and don't tell me, cheapskate." Zhuji puffed her cheeks, went around behind Huang and pulled his hair.
His hair was so slippery that it fell off as soon as his hands touched it.Zhuji simply grabbed it with both hands, and tied a bow flexibly by the way.
Butterfly ~ bow ~
It's just right for such long hair.
shortage:"……"
In some respects, both Zhuji and Yuyiji have ADHD, if she is still talkative, then Huang believes that Yuyiji and Zhuji are actually the same person.
Zhu Ji pouted: "I'm ignoring you, I'm going to make delicious food. If my brother likes tofu, I'll make tofu. He will definitely come back when he smells the aroma!"
Huang single-handedly picked up Zhuji's collar like a puppy, then turned her around, faced her and said, "You cook every day just to wait for your brother to come over?"
"Yes."
"What kind of person is he?"
what kind of person?
Of course it is very good very good very good, the best brother in the world!
Zhuji turned her face to the side, it was extremely uncomfortable to be carried by someone, so she didn't want to answer that "male favorite" who didn't know how to do anything! !
Don't speak, ignore him, and then piss him off.
As expected, he was still a child... Huang sighed, let Zhu Ji down, and knelt down submissively: "If you're willing to say it, I'll be willing to look for it. How about this deal?"
Zhuji's eyes lit up, she poked her finger, looked around to make sure there was no one there, then she leaned into Huang's ear and whispered: "My sister died when I was very young, and I have no mother. Bullying me. But the only one who played with me was my brother, and then he said he was my brother."
"What about your name? After you know your brother's whereabouts, don't stay any longer, and let Zhuji come back immediately." Huang felt a little unhappy.
She keeps talking about elder brother and elder brother's title all day long. Didn't she remember that she also has a childhood sweetheart named Huang?But if we can exchange the real Zhuji back, so what if we spend some effort to find her so-called "brother"?
However, not happy.
As soon as he heard Zhuji calling brother, brother, in that sweet voice, he was very unhappy, even jealous.
Zhuji shook her head: "I don't know his name, I always call him brother or elder brother."
shortage:"……"
Unexpectedly, Zhuji continued to add: "Zhuji, Yuyiji...you can call her whatever you like."
Huang has nothing to say, his name and appearance are both unknown, he probably won't be able to find him, he suspects that "brother" is a product of her imagination.Because I was too lonely when I was young, I always wanted to talk to others. In order to relieve loneliness, that non-existent "person" was born.
Then, the authenticity of Wannianzhu's writing of Wanshenlu needs to be improved.
Huang also wanted to know more about this Yuyiji named Zhuji, because she was so mysterious.
Huang held Zhuji's face tentatively and moved closer.
Her face flushed red.
Forehead against forehead.
Her forehead is hot.
Handshake.
Her little hands were sweating.
"You... I will be shy if you get so close. You are not my brother. And the male pet has to obey the master's order. He told you to wash the clothes, but you didn't wash them, and you often scolded me for doing it wrong, and cooking so badly." It's unpalatable, even the fried rice with eggs is raw. I don't know what to do with you. It's better to buy another slave who can do housework." Zhuji hammered his shoulder while connecting Talked a lot.
Isn't it tiring to say such a long sentence at once?
Talking tuberculosis, ADHD, blushing.
Based on the above characteristics and performances, she is definitely Zhuji, and at the same time, she is also Yuyiji.If you think about it this way, won't the path for her to become a god be smoother?
Forget it, as long as she is assisted to become a qualified god, I will talk about the rest later.
Huang kissed Zhuji's lips lightly, and then said: "Yuyiji... Zhuji, whatever you want, you are mine."
"boom!"
His kiss made Zhuji feel like she experienced a volcanic eruption.Hot magma is flowing all over her body, eroding her internal organs.Everywhere the heat flowed, a wisp of smoke was left, and finally all gathered together and burst out from her ears.
"You... you kissed, kissed the gods... If you want, if you want, if you want... you will be punished by heaven..." Zhuji's tongue was knotted, and she couldn't control it.
"So you have to punish yourself?" Huang said helplessly.
"Eh?"
"I am God's punishment."
Huang Ben is in charge of the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, if any little gods do something wrong in the human world, he will naturally summon meteors to hit them until they realize their mistakes.So now you want to summon the stars to smash yourself?
That's impossible, because he's not wrong, and it's not a crime to kiss him.Moreover, Wannianzhu also told him personally that Zhuji had reached the legal age.
It's already legal...
well.
Huang carried the sluggish and stiff Zhuji back to the shrine, hoping that she would not suffer from insomnia tonight, nor sleepwalk, let alone kick his quilt.
***
After hearing that the princess had returned to the shrine, Natsume Jin hurried back.Holding the eggs and the basket on his back, he ran frantically.
Fortunately, he had long legs, and he was used to running again when he was a slave. He ran fast without panting.
Immediately after arriving at the shrine, I rushed into the kitchen, sorted out the ingredients as quickly as possible, and wiped off my sweat at the end.
Fortunately, the princess is not here, otherwise she will be punished.
The way the princess is punished is not to whip and scold, but to let them count the sheep, count the wolf, and if they fall asleep, they will be woken up with cold water, and then count again. Repeatedly, people continue to suffer from insomnia.
The feeling of insomnia is more painful and uncomfortable than beating and scolding. Natsume Zhi once tried it once, and afterwards he said that he didn't want to experience it again.
After Natsume Ren confirmed that his task was completed, he went back to his room and prepared to change clothes.When he opened the door, his eyes widened when he saw the scene in front of him.
Xia Muli held a dying white fox in his arms.
When Xia Muli saw Xia Muren, he immediately turned his back to protect the little fox.
"Sister, you can't bring small animals into the shrine!" Natsume Ren felt incredible.
Like Natsume Zhi and Natsume Yoshi, he can still understand how mischievous these two guys are, it's just Natsume Rei...
They are two siblings. The elder sister is one year older than the younger brother. When the family was poor and sold into slavery, the older sister dressed up as a boy in order to protect her younger brother and herself.She hid it so well that even the princess didn't know she was a girl until now.
Just how many years can it be hidden?People will always grow up, and when they reach the age of development, it is easy for outsiders to see whether they are male or female.
Fortunately, they followed the princess. The princess is a good person. They believed that when the time came, they would explain and count the sheep, and this matter would pass quickly.
But the princess said that she particularly hates animals that run on four legs, because it reminds her of the two-faced Buddha who followed her back then, and the two-faced Buddha has four hands and looks like a tentacle monster.
"Hush! Don't say anything!" Xia Muli pointed to the sleeping little fox.
Natsume Jin took a closer look, the fox's fur looked very soft, and his sleeping face was also cute. His leg was injured, but it was bandaged.He took a deep breath, and when he was about to persuade Xia Muli again, his eyes caught the fox's tail.
Tail……
Tail……
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight... nine
One of them was broken in half.
"What the hell is this, how...how...how come there are nine...nine tailed foxes..." Xia Muren rubbed his eyes in disbelief, eight of them were transparent, but he could still see them.
As expected, hell!
"Nine pieces?" Xia Muli looked down, and she was sure that one was right.
Natsume shook his head and looked again, those transparent tails were gone.He froze for a moment, and said, "It seems that there is only one more, so strange."
Xia Muli thought he was dazzled, and then persuaded Xia Muren: "It looks so pitiful, please don't tell the princess, I will let it go when it is better."
Xia Muren scratched his head: "The problem is how to hide it? I'm afraid it will run around."
"The princess never checks our room, and she is very good." Xia Muli rubbed the little fox's head, "Please, please, just once."
Every time my sister showed such gentle and watery eyes, Natsume Ren couldn't refute at all.
Natsume Ren sat cross-legged, took a piece of egg pancake by the table, took a bite, and said, "Okay, okay. Natsume Yoshi and Natsume Zhi must be on guard, they are the smallest minded, and they will sue at every turn. And I heard that the princess We want a new batch of slaves recently, we have to behave well so we don't get kicked out."
The author has something to say: Next is the big brother Zao × the gentle and brave sister of the witch
It is said that witches are nominally the daughters or wives of gods in the world, so they cannot marry.In mythology, Yu Yiji is also known as a witch, and she is probably the ancestor of the witch who manages the witch.
PS:_(:зゝ∠)_
How could General Qingyuan be locked in a dungeon? !He is the chief general of Kumamoto Castle, and he is indispensable for expeditions and wars.When the princess said this, it was obvious that she didn't trust Natsume Hideaki.
Natsume Hideaki didn't know why the woman wanted to hang herself in the city gate tower. He didn't even know how many people were in the dungeon, what they did, and how many people died on a certain day. He didn't know all of these!
I remember that when he first took office, he handed over all the rights to manage the prisoners in the dungeon to General Qingyuan. How could he know things that General Qingyuan didn't know?In the face of the princess' doubts, it's not that they want to make up things randomly, but this one actually hurt the general!
"This... it's better to invite a monk to do a ritual for her. General Kiyohara is my right-hand man." Natsume Hideaki was very embarrassed.It's really not worth it to hire a Dharma monk at a high price for a nameless untouchable.
"That's good, going to the Paradise of Paradise is much better than being a grieving ghost, so let's forget about it." Zhuji nodded with satisfaction, "Remember, I forgot to be careful when people come to you at night."
Natsume Hideaki quickly said: "Yes, yes! I will never forget, I will never forget!"
Won't forget a fart!
Takehime secretly rolled her eyes, and led Ara back to the shrine.
Maybe Natsume Hideaki put the poor woman's matter behind her afterward. People who don't die don't realize the seriousness of the situation, and people who die still lie. !
After she went back, she had to write a blood letter quickly, and sneak it under Natsume Hideaki's pillow when it was dark, to see if he still corrected it.If you are still obsessed with not realizing it and not reforming the system, you can chop up a few more death row prisoners and hang them in the city gate tower.
So happy to decide!
After returning to the gate of the shrine, Huang spoke up: "Her resentment is very deep, even if the monks come, she may not be able to be transformed."
When Zhuji heard this, her eyes widened, she didn't think about this kind of accident at all!
There are many resentful souls in the world, and they always come out to make noise every night.If the pregnant woman is not successfully converted, what should I do if I not only trouble the city lord but also trouble her?
"Then what should I do?" Zhu Ji raised her head and tugged at Huang's sleeves, she always felt that this "boy favorite" knew a lot.
Huang glanced at her and said, "Think for yourself."
"Tell me! Tell me! You know so much and don't tell me, cheapskate." Zhuji puffed her cheeks, went around behind Huang and pulled his hair.
His hair was so slippery that it fell off as soon as his hands touched it.Zhuji simply grabbed it with both hands, and tied a bow flexibly by the way.
Butterfly ~ bow ~
It's just right for such long hair.
shortage:"……"
In some respects, both Zhuji and Yuyiji have ADHD, if she is still talkative, then Huang believes that Yuyiji and Zhuji are actually the same person.
Zhu Ji pouted: "I'm ignoring you, I'm going to make delicious food. If my brother likes tofu, I'll make tofu. He will definitely come back when he smells the aroma!"
Huang single-handedly picked up Zhuji's collar like a puppy, then turned her around, faced her and said, "You cook every day just to wait for your brother to come over?"
"Yes."
"What kind of person is he?"
what kind of person?
Of course it is very good very good very good, the best brother in the world!
Zhuji turned her face to the side, it was extremely uncomfortable to be carried by someone, so she didn't want to answer that "male favorite" who didn't know how to do anything! !
Don't speak, ignore him, and then piss him off.
As expected, he was still a child... Huang sighed, let Zhu Ji down, and knelt down submissively: "If you're willing to say it, I'll be willing to look for it. How about this deal?"
Zhuji's eyes lit up, she poked her finger, looked around to make sure there was no one there, then she leaned into Huang's ear and whispered: "My sister died when I was very young, and I have no mother. Bullying me. But the only one who played with me was my brother, and then he said he was my brother."
"What about your name? After you know your brother's whereabouts, don't stay any longer, and let Zhuji come back immediately." Huang felt a little unhappy.
She keeps talking about elder brother and elder brother's title all day long. Didn't she remember that she also has a childhood sweetheart named Huang?But if we can exchange the real Zhuji back, so what if we spend some effort to find her so-called "brother"?
However, not happy.
As soon as he heard Zhuji calling brother, brother, in that sweet voice, he was very unhappy, even jealous.
Zhuji shook her head: "I don't know his name, I always call him brother or elder brother."
shortage:"……"
Unexpectedly, Zhuji continued to add: "Zhuji, Yuyiji...you can call her whatever you like."
Huang has nothing to say, his name and appearance are both unknown, he probably won't be able to find him, he suspects that "brother" is a product of her imagination.Because I was too lonely when I was young, I always wanted to talk to others. In order to relieve loneliness, that non-existent "person" was born.
Then, the authenticity of Wannianzhu's writing of Wanshenlu needs to be improved.
Huang also wanted to know more about this Yuyiji named Zhuji, because she was so mysterious.
Huang held Zhuji's face tentatively and moved closer.
Her face flushed red.
Forehead against forehead.
Her forehead is hot.
Handshake.
Her little hands were sweating.
"You... I will be shy if you get so close. You are not my brother. And the male pet has to obey the master's order. He told you to wash the clothes, but you didn't wash them, and you often scolded me for doing it wrong, and cooking so badly." It's unpalatable, even the fried rice with eggs is raw. I don't know what to do with you. It's better to buy another slave who can do housework." Zhuji hammered his shoulder while connecting Talked a lot.
Isn't it tiring to say such a long sentence at once?
Talking tuberculosis, ADHD, blushing.
Based on the above characteristics and performances, she is definitely Zhuji, and at the same time, she is also Yuyiji.If you think about it this way, won't the path for her to become a god be smoother?
Forget it, as long as she is assisted to become a qualified god, I will talk about the rest later.
Huang kissed Zhuji's lips lightly, and then said: "Yuyiji... Zhuji, whatever you want, you are mine."
"boom!"
His kiss made Zhuji feel like she experienced a volcanic eruption.Hot magma is flowing all over her body, eroding her internal organs.Everywhere the heat flowed, a wisp of smoke was left, and finally all gathered together and burst out from her ears.
"You... you kissed, kissed the gods... If you want, if you want, if you want... you will be punished by heaven..." Zhuji's tongue was knotted, and she couldn't control it.
"So you have to punish yourself?" Huang said helplessly.
"Eh?"
"I am God's punishment."
Huang Ben is in charge of the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, if any little gods do something wrong in the human world, he will naturally summon meteors to hit them until they realize their mistakes.So now you want to summon the stars to smash yourself?
That's impossible, because he's not wrong, and it's not a crime to kiss him.Moreover, Wannianzhu also told him personally that Zhuji had reached the legal age.
It's already legal...
well.
Huang carried the sluggish and stiff Zhuji back to the shrine, hoping that she would not suffer from insomnia tonight, nor sleepwalk, let alone kick his quilt.
***
After hearing that the princess had returned to the shrine, Natsume Jin hurried back.Holding the eggs and the basket on his back, he ran frantically.
Fortunately, he had long legs, and he was used to running again when he was a slave. He ran fast without panting.
Immediately after arriving at the shrine, I rushed into the kitchen, sorted out the ingredients as quickly as possible, and wiped off my sweat at the end.
Fortunately, the princess is not here, otherwise she will be punished.
The way the princess is punished is not to whip and scold, but to let them count the sheep, count the wolf, and if they fall asleep, they will be woken up with cold water, and then count again. Repeatedly, people continue to suffer from insomnia.
The feeling of insomnia is more painful and uncomfortable than beating and scolding. Natsume Zhi once tried it once, and afterwards he said that he didn't want to experience it again.
After Natsume Ren confirmed that his task was completed, he went back to his room and prepared to change clothes.When he opened the door, his eyes widened when he saw the scene in front of him.
Xia Muli held a dying white fox in his arms.
When Xia Muli saw Xia Muren, he immediately turned his back to protect the little fox.
"Sister, you can't bring small animals into the shrine!" Natsume Ren felt incredible.
Like Natsume Zhi and Natsume Yoshi, he can still understand how mischievous these two guys are, it's just Natsume Rei...
They are two siblings. The elder sister is one year older than the younger brother. When the family was poor and sold into slavery, the older sister dressed up as a boy in order to protect her younger brother and herself.She hid it so well that even the princess didn't know she was a girl until now.
Just how many years can it be hidden?People will always grow up, and when they reach the age of development, it is easy for outsiders to see whether they are male or female.
Fortunately, they followed the princess. The princess is a good person. They believed that when the time came, they would explain and count the sheep, and this matter would pass quickly.
But the princess said that she particularly hates animals that run on four legs, because it reminds her of the two-faced Buddha who followed her back then, and the two-faced Buddha has four hands and looks like a tentacle monster.
"Hush! Don't say anything!" Xia Muli pointed to the sleeping little fox.
Natsume Jin took a closer look, the fox's fur looked very soft, and his sleeping face was also cute. His leg was injured, but it was bandaged.He took a deep breath, and when he was about to persuade Xia Muli again, his eyes caught the fox's tail.
Tail……
Tail……
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight... nine
One of them was broken in half.
"What the hell is this, how...how...how come there are nine...nine tailed foxes..." Xia Muren rubbed his eyes in disbelief, eight of them were transparent, but he could still see them.
As expected, hell!
"Nine pieces?" Xia Muli looked down, and she was sure that one was right.
Natsume shook his head and looked again, those transparent tails were gone.He froze for a moment, and said, "It seems that there is only one more, so strange."
Xia Muli thought he was dazzled, and then persuaded Xia Muren: "It looks so pitiful, please don't tell the princess, I will let it go when it is better."
Xia Muren scratched his head: "The problem is how to hide it? I'm afraid it will run around."
"The princess never checks our room, and she is very good." Xia Muli rubbed the little fox's head, "Please, please, just once."
Every time my sister showed such gentle and watery eyes, Natsume Ren couldn't refute at all.
Natsume Ren sat cross-legged, took a piece of egg pancake by the table, took a bite, and said, "Okay, okay. Natsume Yoshi and Natsume Zhi must be on guard, they are the smallest minded, and they will sue at every turn. And I heard that the princess We want a new batch of slaves recently, we have to behave well so we don't get kicked out."
The author has something to say: Next is the big brother Zao × the gentle and brave sister of the witch
It is said that witches are nominally the daughters or wives of gods in the world, so they cannot marry.In mythology, Yu Yiji is also known as a witch, and she is probably the ancestor of the witch who manages the witch.
PS:_(:зゝ∠)_
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