Bamboo branch girl

She always felt that there were countless pairs of eyes looking at her from behind, chilling, eerie, and terrifying.

A pair of eyes, containing treacherous, malicious, funny.

Ever since Granny Tang said she was Yu Yiji, this bad feeling has never subsided.

All the monsters in the private room of the bathhouse pushed the door and came out, staring intently at Zhuji who was running wildly in the corridor.They showed funny smiles, and stretched out countless claws to Zhuji, like evil tentacles.

Zhuji burst into tears, and while dodging, she ran back to the private bathroom room where Huang was, and closed the door with a "bang".

There was no one in the bathroom.The bathing pool has been scrubbed clean, and the holes and vents in the roof have all been repaired, as if nothing happened.

Eh?What about people?What about God's Punishment?Just to change clothes, he disappeared.After finally meeting a little brother who is as gentle as Huang, but he didn't even leave a contact information, Zhuji couldn't help but feel a little disappointed.

"You can leave when you fix it, and you should go back quickly." Granny Tang suddenly rushed out from behind, and said calmly.

Zhuji nodded, opened the door cautiously, and looked left and right.The corridor was very empty, and it was a different scene from when we passed by just now.It was the first time Zhuji encountered this weird thing, and it was so creepy and terrifying, she swore she would never come out to wander around again next time.

After confirming her safety, Zhuji left the bathhouse alone.

It was almost dawn, and the night that was originally full of stars was now dark blue. Many garden projects on the street were closed, and the will-o’-the-wisps also dimmed.

Almost all the monsters have dispersed, and there are still a few sparse ones wandering aimlessly in the street.

I don't know where Lord Heaven's Punishment lives?Zhuji was dizzy, and her mind was full of the shadow of Lord Heaven's Punishment.She patted her face to wake herself up.She doesn't want to be that kind of half-hearted monster, she wants to be single-minded towards Huang.

After compulsively cheering up, Zhuji casually ran to a yellow monster and asked, "Excuse me... have you seen Guanhu?"

Unexpectedly, the yellow monster refused to answer.

To no avail, Zhuji found another red monster and asked, "Excuse me, have you seen Guanhu?"

The red monster kept silent, patted his butt and left.

Why is everyone unwilling to answer?Zhuji couldn't figure it out, she felt chills all over her body, and the breath she exhaled was hot, she felt drowsy and wanted to sleep.

Zhuji gave up looking for Guanhu, and sat on the steps in front of a family's house, discussing with the door god to let her lie down here.

The door god's duty is to prevent all ghosts and ghosts from approaching the master's house, so Zhuji naturally cannot sit here.He kindly persuaded Zhuji to go home quickly and not to stay any longer, because the morning is coming and human beings will come out for activities.

There is a pervert in the bamboo forest. She can't go back home, and the daytime is the time for human activities. Once Zhuji, a monster, is discovered by humans, it will cause panic.

However, Zhuji couldn't hold on anymore, every step she took, her footsteps became heavier, until she fell to the ground, sprained her little foot, and couldn't get up again.

"Little sister, do you want Xiaosheng to take you home?" A demon fox passing by extended a helping hand to Zhuji.

Yaohu is wearing a mask, carrying a scroll behind his back, and holding a fan, showing his scholarly temperament, which seems unbelievable.As the saying goes, gentlemen are more scum, and there is a reason for it.

"I have to find Guanhu before I can go home." Zhuji said while touching her injured calf.

"Uh...Guanhu...Xiaosheng saw him just now." Yaohu had a flash of inspiration, and following Zhuji's words, he thought of a bad idea.Beneath his mask was a smug expression.

"Really? Can you take me there to find him?" Zhuji lightly believed what Yaohu said.

"Come on, grab my brother's hand, and my brother will take you there." Yaohu bent down, stretched out his hand, and acted very gentlemanly.

Zhuji hesitated for a while, and suddenly felt several pairs of eyes looking at her from behind.If she didn't leave, those sharp eyes would follow her all the time.The timid Zhuji couldn't bear the excitement since she was a child, so she immediately agreed to the little brother Yaohu's invitation.

"Dead fox, don't touch her." A voice came from nowhere, which shocked all the nearby ghosts.

The voice was as loud as thunder, more like it came from the sky.

Yaohu was so frightened that he was sweating coldly, his legs and feet were trembling, he put away his smile just now, and said: "Or...or the uncle behind you can take you...later...then there will be a period later!"

As soon as the words fell, he ran away.

Obviously someone kindly wanted to send me home.Zhuji pouted, turned around with difficulty, looked up, and faced a strange thing with its upper body bare.

To be precise, this strange-looking creature has two faces. His muscles are not bad, his height is not bad, and his bronze skin is also Zhuji's favorite.

It's those two faces...

There is no harm if there is no comparison. Sure enough, Master Huang and Tian Punishment are the most beautiful candidates in Zhuji's heart.

"Who are you?" Zhuji hugged herself who was dressed chubby, and subconsciously crawled a little further.

In an instant, the Two-faced Buddha froze.

He thought that with his handsomeness, a little girl would never forget him.Because anyone who has met him once will be deeply impressed by him and will never forget it.If that is not considered handsome, what else is beautiful in this world?

Of course, the Two-faced Buddha, who hadn't come to provoke Zhuji for many years, suddenly found Zhuji this time, with a great purpose.

"I heard that you are Yu Yiji, so this old man is interested in you." The Two-faced Buddha stroked his beard, tired of one face, and changed to another.

"I am Zhuji, not Yuyiji." Zhuji declared.She didn't understand why there were so many monsters calling her Yu Yiji. Anyway, all the monsters in the city were very strange.

"What Grandma Tang said, I firmly believe it." The Two-faced Buddha spun around, pointed at Zhuji and said, "The Sea God betrothed you to this old man a long time ago, so you want to marry this old man."

Back then, Sea God had a quarrel with his daughter Yu Yiji, and in a fit of anger, he told Two-faced Buddha to entrust his daughter to him to take care of him, and also said that he was a potential stock and would have great promise in the future.However, Yu Yiji ran away from home, and no one knew where she went.

The Two-faced Buddha is still single for Yu Yiji.He never expected that in the private bathing room next door, he happened to overhear the conversation between Granny Tang and Zhuji.Granny Tang's ability to see people is absolutely infallible, the Two-faced Buddha firmly believes.

"Hey!!! No, no, no, although Mr. Two-faced Buddha is very gentle, but..."

Who is Poseidon?who is it?who I am?Where am I?Have I eaten?Zhuji's heart collapsed, and a deep sense of despair struck.

"Besides, the old man just helped you drive away the demon fox who specializes in kidnapping and selling girls, and it rained heavily for you many years ago. Should you marry the old man?" Show off your figure.

Zhuji was so hot that her eyes were so hot, she hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, Mr. Two-faced Buddha is very good, but Zhuji's heart is already empty."

The Two-faced Buddha was dumbfounded: "What?! Yu Yiji likes Huang?!"

"I am Zhuji, not Yuyiji." Zhuji declared again, which she repeated many times.

The Two-faced Buddha was furious, and when he disagreed, he took out the Thunder Hammer and Thunder Nail, and slammed a thunder into the sky, accompanied by a bolt of lightning.He pounded his chest again with two fists, and shouted to the sky: "I'm so mad!! How unreasonable!! That Huang actually snatched a woman from this old man! Sea God clearly promised that Yu Yiji would belong to this old man!"

Thunder God: "My generation's humiliation cannot be tolerated!"

Fengshen: "Yuyiji is my wife."

Excessive anger, followed by the scene of two-faced Buddha.The red face and the blue face switched quickly, and they were having a big discussion on the dignity of being a man.

Lightning, thunder, and heavy rain came one after another, and the ghosts on the street fled away one after another.

The Two-faced Buddha listened to the sound of raindrops falling on the green grass, and was deeply saddened.For Yu Yiji, he has been a bachelor for hundreds of years, and every time he sees the little gods and the great gods getting in and out of each other, he is very envious.

But now, Yu Yiji actually said that her heart belonged, which made the two-faced Buddha's heart ache even more.

The Two-faced Buddha no longer cared so much, and directly pulled Zhuji up from the ground.It was too late, but soon, the arm he was pulling Zhuji was caught by a fork.

"Hey! Did you ask me about taking Zhuji away?" The person who came was Yasha, who had followed Zhuji for a long time.During this follow-up, Yashashou collected a lot of useful things.For example, when Zhuji was changing clothes, he learned that Zhuji's fat color had changed again.

Nonsence!For example, Zhuji met Huang whom she had liked for a long time, and Huang deliberately concealed her identity from Zhuji.

Yasha has been patient for a long time, he wanted to rush over and beat Huang severely, asking him not to hurt Zhuji's heart.Since Huang chose to leave, Yasha felt at ease.

But what the hell is that two-faced Buddha that came out halfway?

Yasha got ready for the fighting posture, retracted the fork and prepared to go over with it.

"A monster, dare to stop the old man!" The Two-faced Buddha did not lose his posture, "I am a god, I better hurry up..."

"Eat Lao Tzu's Sea of ​​Yellow Springs!"

"Ahhhhh!!"

The scene fell into chaos, rain, sea water, strong wind, crackling...

"Well... don't fight. Actually, I want to talk to Guanhu. You are all so fierce..." Zhuji became angry, and she took out two "Book of Daya" from the sleeve of another dimension. slapped them both in the face.

"The Book of Daya" is a book that can teach everyone how to fall in love. The author's signature is Wannianzhu.

The Two-Faced Buddha and Yasha looked at each other in blank dismay, and the gods turned the first page synchronously.At this time, a white light flashed, and the scene changed accordingly.

They came to an illusion, in which there was a house with a family of three.

The author has something to say: I want to be lazy, so I won’t update it for the time being, okay?^3^