Bamboo branch girl
Chapter 16 What is the gender of bamboo
There are several caves on the back of the mountain, and there are many vampire bats in the caves.But in front of humans, they are all scum, because humans know how to use fire.Throw a fire into the cave, sprinkle some combustibles, and immediately burn all the bats hanging upside down in the cave. In the sea of fire, they can't even fly out.
Regarding this matter, Ah Hai absolutely disagrees. He thinks that the bats should be captured alive and locked in a cage. Afterwards, when the water in the village recedes and they leave the cave, they will all be put back, so as to accumulate evil virtue.However, this matter cannot be left to him to decide, and the newly elected village chief is not very talkative.
When taking Bamboo Hime into the cave for refuge, you have to be very careful.Because the village head said that in the face of a catastrophe, there is not enough food to feed people outside the village.Facing Zhuji as an unexpected guest, the villagers will definitely be very disgusted.
Ah Hai was very distressed, he took off the outermost clothes, covered Zhuji's head, and slipped into the cave like a guilty conscience.Ah Hai's mother was at the innermost part of the cave, where there was a simple bed with several pots and bowls beside it, and a father who had a stroke and lay motionless.In addition, there are some villagers nearby, with only a piece of cloth between them.
"Ouch! Who did you bring here?!" Although Ah Hai was extra careful, he still couldn't avoid the sharp-eyed people.
Ah Hai tightly covered Zhuji, and said harshly to him: "Illegitimate daughter, don't ask anymore. Go away, don't look at her."
The man rolled his eyes at Ah Hai, said earnestly, and went out of the cave to find something to eat.
The flood came so fast that almost all the seedlings that were about to be harvested were washed away, and all they could eat was the rice stored in the previous year.The public granary in the village was too late to move, and almost half of the rice was gone.The village has a large population, and if anyone eats too much, there will be villains talking badly behind their backs.
Ah Hai's mother saw that he was back, and was also surprised by what Ah Hai said just now, so she asked, "What kind of daughter is it? Could it be that your kid is outside..."
His mother is as tough as a man, and everyone calls her Granny Hai.
"Aniang, don't get me wrong." Ah Hai quickly clarified, "She is the kid who came to our house that day. Now her father is missing, leaving her alone to be bullied by the people in the next village."
Granny Hai shook her head and sighed, "What an irresponsible father!"
Ah Hai put the sleeping Zhuji on the mattress, and gently covered her with the quilt.Looking at her lovely sleeping face, Ah Hai's face became familiar.The fact that the other party is still a child is enough to make people feel sorry for him, and he must look good when he grows up.
It's just that Zhuji's face was scratched, which looked very annoying.Ah Hai hoped that she would not leave scars. If she is really a monster, then there is no need to worry too much.
"Poor child, his face is scratched, let the mother-in-law take a look." Granny Hai took a bottle of ancestral gold sore medicine from the box, and applied it on Zhuji.The medicine is very mild and does not hurt when applied.Granny Hai gently stroked Zhuji's chest, felt her steady breathing, and thought she was fine.
Ah Hai finally breathed a sigh of relief: "It must be too tired."
However, the matter will not end so easily. The fact that Zhu Ji is A Hai's illegitimate daughter is widely spread, and now the whole village is discussing it.
It doesn't matter if you can't explain it, Ah Hai originally planned to raise Zhu Ji as a daughter, and it doesn't matter if he doesn't marry a wife in this life.
After a few more days, the water level slowly went down, and the village moved back.The reconstruction of the village needs a lot of firewood and bamboo, but the bamboo forest on the top of the mountain has long been managed by the neighboring village, and their village cannot cut it down.
Even though there is a bamboo forest, Zhuji can't go home. According to human beings, no grass or tree belongs to monsters.
In desperation, everyone went to pick up some straw and tie it into a small house or build a house with stones for a temporary stay.
Zhuji is also sensible. Seeing Uncle Hai scratching his head to build a house, she decided to help out and do her best.At the end of the day, Ah Hai moved a big rock down from the mountain, and Zhuji went to pick up small rocks.
The soaked rice in the warehouse is moldy and cannot be eaten.Taking advantage of the night, Zhuji sneaked in to purify and clean all the moldy rice.
It took her a lot of magic power to purify the moldy rice, and she fell asleep unconsciously on the way back.Seeing that Zhuji was not there, Ah Hai went to look for her and found that she was sleeping in front of the house.
Ah Hai hugged Zhuji back, knelt on the edge of the bed and stared at her.
When Zhuji woke up, she opened her big eyes, and her ignorant look was also very cute.Seeing this, Ah Hai sighed, "It's cute, the more you look at it, the more cute it becomes. There are still such cute people in this world..."
Zhuji's back felt cold.
She covered the quilt and moved back.
"Stinky boy, what's the bad idea?" Granny Hai came in with a bowl of porridge, and when she saw her son say something weird to a little girl, she pinched his ears.
"Uncle... so scary..." Zhuji only showed a pair of eyes.
Ah Hai screamed in pain, touched his ear and said to Zhu Ji: "Don't get me wrong! Uncle just praised you hahahaha, yes, it's no wonder your father is so handsome."
Zhuji nodded and put down her guard.Because she also agrees with the saying that Wannianzhu is very handsome.
"Come on, let's have some porridge." Granny Hai fed Zhuji white porridge.
Zhuji only took a few mouthfuls and couldn't eat any more.She has been like this for the past few days. Rice is also a plant. As a plant, I really can't eat plants. It is already very reluctant to eat a few bites.
Grandma Hai was afraid that Zhuji would be hungry, so she asked, "How about this. Just tell Grandma Hai what you like to eat, and I'll cook you whatever you can, okay?"
"Grandma Hai... Zhuji likes to eat dirt." Zhuji said weakly.
"Stupid child, no one eats dirt." Granny Hai's expression was wrong, the corners of her mouth twitched, she didn't understand the child's taste.
Ah Hai drank the whole bowl of porridge in one go, and said, "She is a bamboo demon, she is different from what we eat."
Even demons can be kind.Ah Hai thought of his previous life, and thought about it in another place, and felt that there was nothing wrong with monsters.Moreover, cuteness is justice!
Granny Hai lowered her voice, and twisted Ah Hai's thigh fiercely: "If you talk about your old lady, I will beat you to death! Don't blame others casually!"
Ah Hai touched his thigh in aggrieved manner, wanting to cry but no tears.
Zhuji stood up and opened her arms to block Ah Hai: "Don't hit Uncle Hai!"
Granny Hai softened: "Really...really!!? You really are..." She couldn't believe that Zhu Ji was a bamboo demon, but Zhu Ji's behavior these past few days didn't look like a normal girl. human appearance.
"Actually, I think people and monsters... Mom, didn't Zhuji say that she helped cure the big yellow cow in our family last time?" Ah Hai stretched out his hand and rubbed Zhuji's head: "She is just like an ordinary child. It's harmless, and if it wasn't for her, I wouldn't be able to make up my mind to be a good person."
Granny Hai looked at Zhuji and A Hai, patted her chest, and collected herself.Wouldn't it be inhumane if he insisted on driving Zhu Ji out of the house?She sighed, took a worn-out dress and mended it, turned her back, and said, "Oh... you, what kind of person are you? Hurry up and marry a daughter-in-law when you are very old. There must be a young woman at home." Go take care of Little Bamboo Girl."
"Mother! You agree!?" Ah Hai heard Granny Hai's implication.
At present, Zhuji didn't do anything scary, and she was timid by nature. She usually avoided an ant when she saw it.Granny Hai reassured Ah Hai: "It just so happens that I like this child very much, as an old woman. As long as I treat it with my heart, even cats and dogs will develop feelings, let alone a human child."
daughter in law?What is it?
Zhuji didn't quite understand the word, so she asked, "Uncle Hai, what is a daughter-in-law?"
"Well...a man as good as Uncle Hai will find a woman who will accompany him all his life. That is to say, there must be a father and a mother in a family." Ah Hai said so.
"Why don't I have a mother, only a father?" Zhuji still didn't understand.Since she was born, she only saw her father, not her mother, so does it mean that there must be a boy and a girl to have a child?
Can't two men do it?Is it okay for two girls?
Eh?Is bamboo also divided into genders?Zhuji always felt that she looked different from the boys, as if the boys had long dicks, but she didn't.
If bamboo has no gender, it can also give birth to its own children, right?
"Then I have to ask your father." Ah Hai didn't want to explain any further, and I'm afraid we'll be talking about adults, which is too late for Zhuji.
"...I can't find Daddy." Zhuji's eyes dimmed, and she poked her finger.
"Don't worry so much, just treat Uncle Hai as your father." Ah Hai comforted.
Granny Hai complained: "Bah! Have you chased after the village flower? What kind of kid are you lying to? Go, go, I'll just leave Xiao Zhuji to your old mother."
As soon as the village flower is mentioned, it hits Ah Hai's sore spot.Although he was good-looking, warm-hearted, and strong, he just wasn't popular with women.
First, his family is poor and he has no financial luck. After so many years of farm work, he has no harvest every year.Second, when he was young, he was a grassroots in the village, and he was the object of admiration of many little girls.Because of this, everyone said he was a playboy and unreliable.As a result, he became a spokesperson who could only be seen from a distance but not played with.
Ah Hai spread his hands: "Mother, I have tried my best. Who knows that they all said that I am too handsome and can only be seen as an object of appreciation. Being a spouse is too insecure. What do you want from me?"
"No...don't quarrel..." Zhuji tugged at Ahai's sleeve with one hand, and Granny Hai's hand with the other, begging with innocent and harmless eyes.
Grandma Hai picked up Zhuji, made her curl up in her arms, and said softly, "Don't be afraid, little Zhuji, we are not quarreling. As the saying goes, kissing and scolding is love."
Is it love to fight?But the little fat man said that he likes to hug, so which one is right?
Wannianzhu often knocked on Zhuji's head just to make her remember what he said at all times.Now Zhuji finally understood Wannianzhu's behavior of beating and scolding.
During the night of missing Wannianzhu, Zhuji fell asleep again.It would be great if I can become a god soon, so that I can often meet with Wannianzhu.
The author has something to say: I update too slowly and always keep everyone waiting.
PS: Recently I am obsessed with a new game called Yumemaji, which is similar to Touken Ranbu.So I created a fandom on a whim, and interested little angels can go and have a look.
Regarding this matter, Ah Hai absolutely disagrees. He thinks that the bats should be captured alive and locked in a cage. Afterwards, when the water in the village recedes and they leave the cave, they will all be put back, so as to accumulate evil virtue.However, this matter cannot be left to him to decide, and the newly elected village chief is not very talkative.
When taking Bamboo Hime into the cave for refuge, you have to be very careful.Because the village head said that in the face of a catastrophe, there is not enough food to feed people outside the village.Facing Zhuji as an unexpected guest, the villagers will definitely be very disgusted.
Ah Hai was very distressed, he took off the outermost clothes, covered Zhuji's head, and slipped into the cave like a guilty conscience.Ah Hai's mother was at the innermost part of the cave, where there was a simple bed with several pots and bowls beside it, and a father who had a stroke and lay motionless.In addition, there are some villagers nearby, with only a piece of cloth between them.
"Ouch! Who did you bring here?!" Although Ah Hai was extra careful, he still couldn't avoid the sharp-eyed people.
Ah Hai tightly covered Zhuji, and said harshly to him: "Illegitimate daughter, don't ask anymore. Go away, don't look at her."
The man rolled his eyes at Ah Hai, said earnestly, and went out of the cave to find something to eat.
The flood came so fast that almost all the seedlings that were about to be harvested were washed away, and all they could eat was the rice stored in the previous year.The public granary in the village was too late to move, and almost half of the rice was gone.The village has a large population, and if anyone eats too much, there will be villains talking badly behind their backs.
Ah Hai's mother saw that he was back, and was also surprised by what Ah Hai said just now, so she asked, "What kind of daughter is it? Could it be that your kid is outside..."
His mother is as tough as a man, and everyone calls her Granny Hai.
"Aniang, don't get me wrong." Ah Hai quickly clarified, "She is the kid who came to our house that day. Now her father is missing, leaving her alone to be bullied by the people in the next village."
Granny Hai shook her head and sighed, "What an irresponsible father!"
Ah Hai put the sleeping Zhuji on the mattress, and gently covered her with the quilt.Looking at her lovely sleeping face, Ah Hai's face became familiar.The fact that the other party is still a child is enough to make people feel sorry for him, and he must look good when he grows up.
It's just that Zhuji's face was scratched, which looked very annoying.Ah Hai hoped that she would not leave scars. If she is really a monster, then there is no need to worry too much.
"Poor child, his face is scratched, let the mother-in-law take a look." Granny Hai took a bottle of ancestral gold sore medicine from the box, and applied it on Zhuji.The medicine is very mild and does not hurt when applied.Granny Hai gently stroked Zhuji's chest, felt her steady breathing, and thought she was fine.
Ah Hai finally breathed a sigh of relief: "It must be too tired."
However, the matter will not end so easily. The fact that Zhu Ji is A Hai's illegitimate daughter is widely spread, and now the whole village is discussing it.
It doesn't matter if you can't explain it, Ah Hai originally planned to raise Zhu Ji as a daughter, and it doesn't matter if he doesn't marry a wife in this life.
After a few more days, the water level slowly went down, and the village moved back.The reconstruction of the village needs a lot of firewood and bamboo, but the bamboo forest on the top of the mountain has long been managed by the neighboring village, and their village cannot cut it down.
Even though there is a bamboo forest, Zhuji can't go home. According to human beings, no grass or tree belongs to monsters.
In desperation, everyone went to pick up some straw and tie it into a small house or build a house with stones for a temporary stay.
Zhuji is also sensible. Seeing Uncle Hai scratching his head to build a house, she decided to help out and do her best.At the end of the day, Ah Hai moved a big rock down from the mountain, and Zhuji went to pick up small rocks.
The soaked rice in the warehouse is moldy and cannot be eaten.Taking advantage of the night, Zhuji sneaked in to purify and clean all the moldy rice.
It took her a lot of magic power to purify the moldy rice, and she fell asleep unconsciously on the way back.Seeing that Zhuji was not there, Ah Hai went to look for her and found that she was sleeping in front of the house.
Ah Hai hugged Zhuji back, knelt on the edge of the bed and stared at her.
When Zhuji woke up, she opened her big eyes, and her ignorant look was also very cute.Seeing this, Ah Hai sighed, "It's cute, the more you look at it, the more cute it becomes. There are still such cute people in this world..."
Zhuji's back felt cold.
She covered the quilt and moved back.
"Stinky boy, what's the bad idea?" Granny Hai came in with a bowl of porridge, and when she saw her son say something weird to a little girl, she pinched his ears.
"Uncle... so scary..." Zhuji only showed a pair of eyes.
Ah Hai screamed in pain, touched his ear and said to Zhu Ji: "Don't get me wrong! Uncle just praised you hahahaha, yes, it's no wonder your father is so handsome."
Zhuji nodded and put down her guard.Because she also agrees with the saying that Wannianzhu is very handsome.
"Come on, let's have some porridge." Granny Hai fed Zhuji white porridge.
Zhuji only took a few mouthfuls and couldn't eat any more.She has been like this for the past few days. Rice is also a plant. As a plant, I really can't eat plants. It is already very reluctant to eat a few bites.
Grandma Hai was afraid that Zhuji would be hungry, so she asked, "How about this. Just tell Grandma Hai what you like to eat, and I'll cook you whatever you can, okay?"
"Grandma Hai... Zhuji likes to eat dirt." Zhuji said weakly.
"Stupid child, no one eats dirt." Granny Hai's expression was wrong, the corners of her mouth twitched, she didn't understand the child's taste.
Ah Hai drank the whole bowl of porridge in one go, and said, "She is a bamboo demon, she is different from what we eat."
Even demons can be kind.Ah Hai thought of his previous life, and thought about it in another place, and felt that there was nothing wrong with monsters.Moreover, cuteness is justice!
Granny Hai lowered her voice, and twisted Ah Hai's thigh fiercely: "If you talk about your old lady, I will beat you to death! Don't blame others casually!"
Ah Hai touched his thigh in aggrieved manner, wanting to cry but no tears.
Zhuji stood up and opened her arms to block Ah Hai: "Don't hit Uncle Hai!"
Granny Hai softened: "Really...really!!? You really are..." She couldn't believe that Zhu Ji was a bamboo demon, but Zhu Ji's behavior these past few days didn't look like a normal girl. human appearance.
"Actually, I think people and monsters... Mom, didn't Zhuji say that she helped cure the big yellow cow in our family last time?" Ah Hai stretched out his hand and rubbed Zhuji's head: "She is just like an ordinary child. It's harmless, and if it wasn't for her, I wouldn't be able to make up my mind to be a good person."
Granny Hai looked at Zhuji and A Hai, patted her chest, and collected herself.Wouldn't it be inhumane if he insisted on driving Zhu Ji out of the house?She sighed, took a worn-out dress and mended it, turned her back, and said, "Oh... you, what kind of person are you? Hurry up and marry a daughter-in-law when you are very old. There must be a young woman at home." Go take care of Little Bamboo Girl."
"Mother! You agree!?" Ah Hai heard Granny Hai's implication.
At present, Zhuji didn't do anything scary, and she was timid by nature. She usually avoided an ant when she saw it.Granny Hai reassured Ah Hai: "It just so happens that I like this child very much, as an old woman. As long as I treat it with my heart, even cats and dogs will develop feelings, let alone a human child."
daughter in law?What is it?
Zhuji didn't quite understand the word, so she asked, "Uncle Hai, what is a daughter-in-law?"
"Well...a man as good as Uncle Hai will find a woman who will accompany him all his life. That is to say, there must be a father and a mother in a family." Ah Hai said so.
"Why don't I have a mother, only a father?" Zhuji still didn't understand.Since she was born, she only saw her father, not her mother, so does it mean that there must be a boy and a girl to have a child?
Can't two men do it?Is it okay for two girls?
Eh?Is bamboo also divided into genders?Zhuji always felt that she looked different from the boys, as if the boys had long dicks, but she didn't.
If bamboo has no gender, it can also give birth to its own children, right?
"Then I have to ask your father." Ah Hai didn't want to explain any further, and I'm afraid we'll be talking about adults, which is too late for Zhuji.
"...I can't find Daddy." Zhuji's eyes dimmed, and she poked her finger.
"Don't worry so much, just treat Uncle Hai as your father." Ah Hai comforted.
Granny Hai complained: "Bah! Have you chased after the village flower? What kind of kid are you lying to? Go, go, I'll just leave Xiao Zhuji to your old mother."
As soon as the village flower is mentioned, it hits Ah Hai's sore spot.Although he was good-looking, warm-hearted, and strong, he just wasn't popular with women.
First, his family is poor and he has no financial luck. After so many years of farm work, he has no harvest every year.Second, when he was young, he was a grassroots in the village, and he was the object of admiration of many little girls.Because of this, everyone said he was a playboy and unreliable.As a result, he became a spokesperson who could only be seen from a distance but not played with.
Ah Hai spread his hands: "Mother, I have tried my best. Who knows that they all said that I am too handsome and can only be seen as an object of appreciation. Being a spouse is too insecure. What do you want from me?"
"No...don't quarrel..." Zhuji tugged at Ahai's sleeve with one hand, and Granny Hai's hand with the other, begging with innocent and harmless eyes.
Grandma Hai picked up Zhuji, made her curl up in her arms, and said softly, "Don't be afraid, little Zhuji, we are not quarreling. As the saying goes, kissing and scolding is love."
Is it love to fight?But the little fat man said that he likes to hug, so which one is right?
Wannianzhu often knocked on Zhuji's head just to make her remember what he said at all times.Now Zhuji finally understood Wannianzhu's behavior of beating and scolding.
During the night of missing Wannianzhu, Zhuji fell asleep again.It would be great if I can become a god soon, so that I can often meet with Wannianzhu.
The author has something to say: I update too slowly and always keep everyone waiting.
PS: Recently I am obsessed with a new game called Yumemaji, which is similar to Touken Ranbu.So I created a fandom on a whim, and interested little angels can go and have a look.
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