[Zhang Jike] Scientific love

Chen Xu and Zhang Jike received their certificates on January 2017, 1. The person who gave them the certificates said that they were the first pair to receive their certificates in 17. The photo of Chen Xu and Zhang Jike on Weibo It was taken by the little girl who helped them apply for the certificate.

Without the old lady at home urging the marriage, Chen Xu is really not in a hurry to jump into the marriage grave.

Chen Xu is not in a hurry, Zhang Jike is in a hurry.In the past, Mr. Chen Xu said that the year of birth is not suitable for marriage leave, so just after 2016, and just after the three-day long holiday on New Year's Day in 2017, Zhang Jike abducted Chen Xu to the Civil Affairs Bureau.

"My sister doesn't hate to marry, it's Ji Keer who hates to marry." Ma Long came in from the outside with the washed dishes, and when he was putting the dishes on the table, he happened to hear He Jiong's question, and started complaining without thinking model, "My parents told my sister that the year of birth is not suitable for marriage, and the original intention was to keep my sister for two more years. Who would have thought that Ji Keer misunderstood my parents' meaning, and just after 16 years, he gave my sister to me. Abducted to the Civil Affairs Bureau."

"The person who abducted Chengcheng to the Civil Affairs Bureau as soon as she reached the age of marriage has no right to criticize me." Zhang Jike's words hit the heart, and Ma Long was speechless.

Zhang Jike and Ma Long are in love, ㄟ(▔,▔)ㄏChen Xu has no choice but to cover his face with his hands and expresses that he does not know these two people. Confused, "Why did he call Sister Rachel?!"

When Henry said this, he was referring to Ma Long, and he was asking about the relationship between Ma Long and Chen Xu. Henry also just searched for Ma Long on the Internet. After seeing the awards Ma Long had won, he realized that Huang Lei was not trying to deceive him just now. Ma Long is really a formidable character.But Henry didn't take a closer look at Ma Long's family relationship below, so when Ma Long called Chen Xu sister, he was confused, because he knew that Chen Xu had a younger brother, but Ma Long was older than Chen Xu.

"Dahua, Dahua, I really don't know how to say hello..." Facing the confused Henry, He Jiong had no choice but to cover his face, full of heartache, and somewhat resentful to mention him , "Dahua, don't you even read the news?!"

Now who doesn't know that Ma Long is Chen Xu's brother-in-law, so Henry stupidly asked why Ma Long called Chen Xu "sister" such an idiot question.

"Come on, Dahua, let me popularize common sense for you." Huang Lei couldn't stand it anymore, and stretched out his hand to call Henry over. After Henry came honestly, Huang Lei simply put down the kitchen knife in his hand, turned around, and faced the row of people Ma Long, Chen Xu, and Zhang Jike told Henry, "Chinese culture is extensive and profound, and genealogy is one of the concrete manifestations of cultural inheritance. In the genealogy relationship, there is a relationship called brother-in-law, just like the two of them." Huang Lei pointed at Ma Long Continued with Zhang Jike and Henry, "Brother-in-law, in life, generally refers to brother-in-law and brother-in-law. In layman's terms, for example, if two sisters are married, their husbands are called brother-in-law. Like Ma Long married a younger sister, sister Married to Jike, the two are brother-in-law."

"Brother-in-law?!"

Henry still looked confused, and Huang Lei, who was tired, didn't want to explain to Henry again, and continued to talk about himself, "Ma Long married Xu Xu's younger sister, no matter how old Ma Long was, he still had to call Xu Xu sister .”

"Mr. Huang, stop talking, let Dahua understand for a while." He Jiong saw that Henry seemed more and more confused the more he listened, and thought it was very funny, but he had to worry about Henry's fragile heart, so he could only hold back his laughter. , changing the subject, "Xu Xu, let Teacher Huang cook for you what you want to eat, Teacher Huang's craftsmanship is amazing..."

"I watch the show. Every time I watch Mr. Huang cook, I drool, especially the Buddha jumping over the wall made by Mr. Huang..."

When Chen Xu mentioned Buddha Jumping Over the Wall, everyone present thought of Chen Helai, with disgusted expressions on their faces.

When Huang Lei saw Chen Xu mentioning Buddha's Jumping Wall, he was really worried that she would eat Buddha's Jumping Wall on a whim. He tightened his face and said with a serious face, "In our mushroom house, you can't order a second time."

He Jiong, who saw Huang Lei winking, nodded cooperatively.

How could Chen Xu fail to see such obvious winks, and did not expose them, and continued, "Okay." What he thought in his heart was that it is not allowed on the show. will eat.

"That's good." Huang Lei was very satisfied with Chen Xu's obedience, but he remembered the dishes they ordered before, and wanted to understand something, so he asked purposefully, "Who ordered the braised pork?"

Ma Long raised his hand, because he also heard from Chen Xu that Huang Lei's braised pork was good, so he wanted to try it out, whoever made it better than Huang Lei.

"Then who ordered the pickled fish, the vinegared cabbage, and the hot and sour potato shreds?" Don't ask Huang Lei why he didn't ask these dishes separately, they are all sour, and he can be sure that it is the same person in all likelihood. ordered.

This time it was Zhang Jike who raised his hand, which surprised Huang Lei. He thought that the dishes were ordered by Chen Xu, and he teased Zhang Jike without any mercy, "I didn't expect you to like sour food like Keke. Sure enough, the king of vinegar is not White screaming..."

Zhang Jike heheed a few times without saying a word, and suddenly remembered that Chen Xu vomited when he smelled the smell of fish recently. He felt that he had ordered a wrong dish, so he hurriedly made up for it, "Mr. Huang, can we leave out fish in this pickled fish?!"

"Is the pickled fish without the fish still called pickled fish?" Hearing Zhang Jike's words, Huang Lei seemed to hear the funniest joke of this century.

Hearing Mr. Huang's words, Zhang Jike had no choice but to retreat, "My Guoguo vomits when it smells fishy. Can you make pickled fish without any fishy smell?!"

"Yes." Huang Lei is quite confident in his skills, but why does he feel that something is wrong? After looking back and forth between Chen Xu and Zhang Jike, he smiled, meaning something He asked Zhang Jike calmly, "You seem to order these dishes for Xu Xu, right?!"

Zhang Jike nodded sincerely, which confirmed Huang Lei's guess. He smiled strangely, but his eyes never left Chen Xu. It should be Chen Xu's stomach covered by the pillow. No fishy smell, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a pregnancy reaction?!"

"Pregnancy, pregnancy, what is a pregnancy reaction?!" The curious baby Henry who asked the question really couldn't understand what Huang Lei was talking about.

"Pregnancy reaction is that a woman is pregnant..." He Jiong explained halfway to Henry, realized something was wrong, and suddenly turned to Chen Xu, looking up and down Chen Xu with an expression of disbelief, "You, you, you can't be pregnant, pregnant... "

He Jiong still didn't believe that Chen Xu was pregnant, and he stuttered even when he was speaking. He amused Chen Xu and spoke out for him.

"That's right, I'm pregnant." Chen Xu took away the pillow in her arms, reached out to touch her flat belly, the corners of her lips slightly raised, to be honest, this child is not in her life plan at this stage, she She went there with the intention of marrying Zhang Jike, but she didn't expect that she would be abducted by Zhang Jike so early to register for marriage.Although the arrival of this child was not what she expected, but it was destined for her when it came, and she had to take good care of this child.

After Lin Zhou found out that she was pregnant, although he was very angry, he didn't do anything to her. Instead, he reduced her schedule a lot and let her have a safe pregnancy.Lin Zhou accepted her an invitation from "Longing for Life". Before the show came, Lin Zhou was talking nonsense. He couldn't stop her from getting married. She was even pregnant with a child. Now that she is disobedient , then simply disobedient to the end.

Chen Xu didn't talk to Lin Zhou in advance, so he got the certificate from Zhang Jike and posted on Weibo.According to Lin Zhou's wishes, it was up to her whether to talk about the child or not. If she wanted to talk about it, he would cover it;Chen Xu thought that rather than being slapped and explaining later, it would be better to say it himself.So Chen Xu took the opportunity to say Huang Lei's guess.

"Pregnant?!" xN

Hearing the news of Chen Xu's pregnancy, Zhang Jike and Ma Long, who had known about it for a long time, were calm. He Jiong, Henry, and Huang Lei all stared. Even the hands of the PD carrying the camera trembled.

Ma Long glanced at the reactions of the crowd, and calmly nudged Zhang Jike with his elbow, "How about it, is your heart more balanced? Let's see their reactions, and think about your reaction when you found out that my sister was pregnant. It's not very stupid, is it, sister?"

What Ma Long got was a Zhang Jike card with big white eyes. Chen Xu turned his head and looked at Zhang Jike, who was rolling his eyes and raised his hand to punch Ma Long. , but it's cute and silly, I like it."

It was only Chen Xu who could turn Zhang Jike's anger into laughter with a single sentence, and Ma Long, who was forced to feed him dog food again, expressed his heartache and didn't want to speak.

He Jiong Henry Huang Lei, who was just surprised by Chen Xu's pregnancy, was fed dog food on the spot again, and also wanted to express that they were speechless after being fed dog food.However, the old fox Huang Lei reacted relatively quickly, and immediately turned the topic to what to do for lunch today, "Xu Xu, do you have a strong morning sickness reaction now? The food that your family Keke just ordered for you is not nutritious. Do you have anything?" If you don’t like it, tell me, I’ll make you some of my daughter-in-law’s favorite dishes when she was pregnant for you to try.”

"That's good." Chen Xu's morning sickness reaction is indeed a bit too much. Basically, she throws up whatever she eats. This is also the reason why Lin Zhou cut her a lot of work.

In fact, Lin Zhou accepted her the invitation of "Longing for Life", mainly because he wanted to see if she could eat some of Huang Lei's cooking.

After knowing that Chen Xu was pregnant, He Jiong and Huang Lei didn't dare to let Chen Xu do any work, but let Chen Xu go to the bed and lie down.

"After this episode of the show is broadcast lying down, I'm afraid that netizens will judge you as the laziest guest since the show started. You just lay down on the kang without doing anything for the whole episode..." But on the kang She was lying on the bed, and she was not allowed to do anything, and Zhang Jike confiscated the mobile phone on the grounds of radiation. Chen Xu was so boring.

"You are also the first pregnant woman to appear on our show, so lie down on the kang." He Jiong saw that Chen Xu was also bored and wanted to play with his mobile phone, "Your man won't let you play with your mobile phone, and I can't help it. "He Jiong helplessly spread his hands ㄟ(▔,▔)ㄏ, but seeing Chen Xu's bored look, he could only coax her with food, "I saw that there are cherry tomatoes in the things you brought, do you want to eat, I will go Give you some wash."

Chen Xu was happy when he heard that there was something to eat, "This is good."

"Food."

He Jiong scolded Chen Xu with a smile, and was about to wash the cherry tomatoes for Chen Xu. Unexpectedly, Zhang Jike moved much faster than him. As soon as they finished speaking, Zhang Jike brought the washed cherry tomatoes to Chen Xu, " Don't eat too much, we will eat soon."

"This seems to be the most relaxing episode since I started this show. You don't have to do anything, just sit here and eat and chat with you." Guo, while eating, teased Chen Xu and said, "I figured it out, your Keke treats you like a princess."

There is Ma Long as a helper cook, and Zhang Jike who humbly learns cooking from Huang Lei. Huang Lei doesn't need He Jiong to cook at all.Zhang Jike saw this and asked He Jiong to chat with Chen Xu.

"I'm not his princess, but his little lover is his princess..."

"Little lover?! What's the situation?!" He Jiong carefully observed Chen Xu's expression, and saw that she was not only without anger or anger when she spoke, but also with a smile on her brows, so he knew that the "little lover" in her words should be It has other meanings, eyes inadvertently caught a glimpse of Chen Xu's still flat belly, instantly understood, and pointed out, "Isn't this daughter the little lover of my father in the previous life? Check it out, is it a daughter?!"

"I didn't check, but he wants a daughter." When Chen Xu remembered that Zhang Jike made the baby room almost like a pink paradise, his head was full of black lines, "I think it's fine whether it's a daughter or a son, but he is fine If you buy baby clothes for your baby, you have to choose pink, and our house has been turned into a pink paradise by him..."

"Pink Paradise, then I have to find some time to go and see, the scene must be spectacular..." He Jiong thought about the scene and thought it was funny, but seeing Chen Xu's tendency to become angry, he quickly changed the subject, "I'll go back to you Come on, tell me, should I buy pink baby clothes or sky blue baby clothes for your baby?"

"Buy goose yellow." Chen Xu doesn't want to see pink now, and she doesn't want Zhang Jike to make a fuss about royal blue baby clothes. She prefers goose yellow. nice."

"Then godfather will buy goose yellow baby clothes for our baby to wear. Godfather will buy whatever he wants to wear."

When Chen Xu heard He Jiong's words, the hand that handed him the holy maiden fruit froze, and after returning to normal, he handed the holy maiden fruit to him as usual, "Are you planning to marry me?!"

"Can't you?!" Facing Chen Xu's surprise, He Jiong raised his eyebrows and asked her back, "I don't know who said that they wanted to be my in-laws, but now that I have a child, I will turn my face and deny anyone..."

He Jiong condemned Chen Xu in a tone of condemning the unscrupulous, and he heard that Chen Xu had a black line. It's just because you are so kind to Sister Xiang's Angela. It's not that I don't want to be a god-in-law with you, it's because Yang Yang said it earlier than you, and I have already agreed."

As soon as Chen Xu mentioned Wang Shiling, He Jiong understood the meaning of Chen Xu's words, and followed her words, "It turns out that Yang Yang took the lead, and I can't be your baby's godfather. I can do this uncle." ?”

Maybe Yang Yang really made an agreement with Chen Xu in advance, but He Jiong believes that Chen Xu chose Yang Yang instead of her, more because he has already recognized Wang Shiling as his goddaughter.

He Jiong was right. Chen Xu had this concern. It would be fine if she gave birth to a son and recognized He Jiong, but if it was a daughter who recognized He Jiong, it would be bad if there was any conflict between the two little girls.So when Yang Yang said he wanted her child to be a godfather, Chen Xu agreed.

"You are." Chen Xu smiled and stuffed the glass bowl containing cherry tomatoes into He Jiong's hands, and stuffed the pillow in his arms behind his waist, and felt better.

"Pregnancy is hard, isn't it?!" He Jiong noticed Chen Xu's small movements, his eyes darkened, and then he regained his clarity, and sighed slightly, "You say you, if you really don't sing, you are a blockbuster. You have a relationship, you can You can show your love to the world. You got the certificate without a sound, and you even have a child. No one is as fast as you..."

"It's not that I moved fast, it's that the fate has arrived, whether it's me and him, or my fate with the child." Chen Xu caressed his lower abdomen, with a smile on his face, "Actually, before I met him, I I also feel that whether it is marriage or having children is far away from me. But after getting to know him, I realized that falling in love with someone is a very simple thing, and getting married and having children is even more natural."

"Look at your love, can this baby say that he has suffered [-] points of damage?!" He Jiong held his chest and pretended to be very sad, which made Chen Xu giggle.

The author has something to say:

After finishing the episode, I will update my CP reorganization game, a "Surgical Situation" and "Ode to Joy 2". What about o('Yi`)o entangled