[Zhang Jike] Scientific love

"Sister Chen Chen, I found your old man!" /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ Song Xiaoyu's eyes lit up when she saw Chen Xu, and rushed to Chen Xu in a few steps, her tone of voice was on Crying, "Sister Chen Chen..."

"Keep down!" Song Xiaoyu's voice was too loud, causing people in the cafeteria to look sideways. Chen Xu, who just wanted to have a quiet breakfast with Zhang Jike, quickly lowered his head, immediately stopped Song Xiaoyu's yelling, and lowered his voice, " Can you quietly let me finish this breakfast?!"

Song Xiaoyu pursed her lips in dissatisfaction, but the decibels of her speech had obviously dropped, but her tone of voice was eccentric, "The beauty is by your side, and she is still tasting delicious food. Sister Chen Chen, you really know how to enjoy it, how to enjoy it..."

Before Chen Xu taught Song Xiaoyu a lesson, Zhang Jike, who was called a "beauty" by Song Xiaoyu, laughed, "Xiao Yu, you came here so early, I'm afraid you didn't have breakfast. Although the breakfast in our cafeteria is not rich, listen to it." Food. If you want to eat, ask Xu Xin to buy it for you."

"This is good." Song Xiaoyu was happy when she heard that there was something to eat, and she forgot to be sullen with Chen Xu. She held her chin and looked at Chen Xu and Zhang Jike's dinner plate, looking like a greedy cat, "I want an egg roll , scallion pancakes, fried dumplings, and pumpkin porridge. By the way, I want a tea egg.” Song Xiaoyu went out without breakfast, so when he saw the breakfast on Chen Xu and Zhang Jike’s plate, he felt hungry instantly Coming up, I feel my stomach growling, gurg~~(╯﹏╰)b

Song Xiaoyu ordered meals smoothly, so did Zhang Jike's staff, "Xu Xin, do you hear that, hurry up and buy breakfast for us Xiaoyu."

Xu Xin was quite reluctant, but Zhang Jike kept winking at him. If he didn't give Zhang Jike face in front of Chen Xu at this time, if he dragged Zhang Jike back, Zhang Jike's vengeful nature would cause him to be punished afterwards. I don't know if it will torment him.

In order to save worry, Xu Xin chose to buy breakfast with an aggrieved face.However, before leaving, he gave Song Xiaoyu a blank look (o__). If he hadn't met Song Xiaoyu, an unlucky girl, he should be jogging leisurely now, not like being ordered by someone now.

Song Xiaoyu's back was facing Xu Xin, so naturally she didn't see Xu Xin rolling her eyes at her. Zhang Jike and Chen Xu, who were facing Xu Xin, saw Xu Xin's actions clearly, and they looked at each other tacitly. Choose as if you didn't see it.Because they just want to have a good breakfast in peace, watch the excitement and so on, there will be many opportunities in the future.

"Xu Xin, why did you change your taste?!"

Facing the canteen uncle who smiled gossipingly and crookedly, Xu Xin felt a little dizzy, because the doorman just smiled at him like that. With such a lesson from the past, Xu Xin knew that the more he explained, the more he was afraid that he would be hurt by others. Feel guilty, simply do not explain, after ordering, just walk away with the plate.

When Xu Xin came back with the dinner plate, Song Xiaoyu tilted his head and bit the egg roll on Chen Xu's chopsticks. When he swallowed it, he smiled contentedly o(*￣︶￣*)o, Xu Xin couldn't help it I rolled my eyes, and even when I put the plate on, the movement sound was a bit loud.

Both Zhang Jike and Chen Xu raised their heads subconsciously, and noticed that Xu Xin's complexion was a little dark, which was as dark as the bottom of a pot in a canteen. Then they looked at it and seemed to have noticed nothing. No Song Xiaoyu, the corners of her mouth twitched involuntarily, she really is a big-hearted girl.

Zhang Jike and Xu Xin didn't dare to provoke him, but he could still make fun of Song Xiaoyu, "Eat, you know how to eat, you're almost fat like a pig, and you don't know how to pay attention!"

"Pig?! Who are you talking about?!" Song Xiaoyu wasn't self-righteous, although Xu Xin didn't name her, but she was sure, and sure, that Xu Xin was mocking her for being fat, so she immediately got annoyed, "Sister, I'm so fat Yes, my name is plump, plump, do you understand?!"

"Plump, isn't it still fat?" Xu Xin beat others, but it was also merciless.

"You! I'm going to kill you!"

Song Xiaoyu hated people saying that she was fat the most. The chopsticks in her hand slapped on the dining table and rushed towards Xu Xin. Xu Xin subconsciously stretched out her hand to block it. I can't stand it anymore, "How old are you, you still fight, if you want to fight, fight while you're at it, don't delay me having breakfast with Guoguo."

There are opposite sexes but no humanity X2

This is the voice of Song Xiaoyu and Xu Xin now. Xu Xin couldn't help but rolled his eyes at Zhang Jike, while Song Xiaoyu flat-mouthed and acted like a spoiled child to Chen Xu with aggrieved expression, "Sister Chen Chen, someone Say I'm fat..."

What Song Xiaoyu wanted to say was that Zhang Jike was vicious of her, but then she thought that the relationship between Zhang Jike and Chen Xu was so sweet that if she sued Chen Xu, Chen Xu might not care about her.But Song Xiaoyu was really upset in his heart, he couldn't do anything to Zhang Jike, but he had to get back on Xu Xin anyway.You know, it was Xu Xin who complained about her being fat first.

"Xiao Yu, do you like Xu Xin?!"

Chen Xu's thoughtless questioning confused Song Xiaoyu. In fact, not only Song Xiaoyu was deceived, Zhang Jike and Xu Xin were also deceived.

As Xu Xin who was named by Chen Xu, the reaction was even greater. He moved a position to the side, away from Song Xiaoyu, and looked at Song Xiaoyu with disgust and said, "Let's not say that I have a girlfriend. No, I don't like fat girls either, please don't like me, you're not my type..."

Song Xiaoyu, who heard Xu Xin's words after reacting, was really annoyed now. He slapped the table with his hand and shouted at Xu Xin, "Who likes you, has a crush on you?! What kind of international joke, do you think this Is the girl lame, or is her head caught by the door? You are not as tall as my Aze, not as good-looking as my Aze, not as young as my Aze, the point is that you are not as good-looking as my Aze, why do you think I will like you, Xu Xin, you are too narcissistic. Also, this girl is not fat at all, and if I am fat, I will find someone to beat you up, and then throw you into the sewer, I heard without?!"

That's right, every time Miss Song threatened someone, she would throw them into the sewer, so when Chen Xu heard that Song Xiaoyu said that she would throw Xu Xin into the sewer, the corners of Chen Xu's mouth twitched subconsciously, thinking, girl, can you threaten someone? Let's change the story. No one would believe this, okay? !However, Chen Xu is not curious about this right now, so he didn't choose to complain.

Song Xiaoyu's yelling was so loud that everyone in the cafeteria heard it and all looked sideways, as the person being yelled at - Xu Xin was a little confused.

What Zhang Jike and Chen Xu were curious about was who the "Aze" Song Xiaoyu was talking about.

"This Ze, is Xiaoyu's boyfriend?!" Zhang Jike tilted his head curiously and asked Chen Xu in a low voice, but after asking this, Zhang Jike felt something was wrong again, "Doesn't this Xiaoyu have a boyfriend?!"

As soon as Song Xiaoyu said what happened to her Aze, what happened, Chen Xu murmured in his heart, he was taller than Xu Xin, had a better figure than Xu Xin, younger than Xu Xin, and the point was that he was better-looking than Xu Xin, and his name was Aze, Chen Xu Xu just thought of a person, put down the chopsticks in his hand, raised his eyebrows and looked at the opposite side still angrily, pouted his mouth, and was rolling up his sleeves, obviously Song Xiaoyu who wanted to beat Xu Xin, "Are you harassing Park Baojian again? !"

Song Xiaoyu is a fan of Korean dramas, watching a TV drama, she can change into a male god.It’s also fun to say, Song Xiaoyu fell in love with Park Bo-gum because of a Korean drama - "Please Respond 1988", Park Bo-gum’s role in the play is called Cui Ze, since then, when it comes to Park Bo-gum, Song Xiaoyu is her family How is Azer?

What's even more interesting is that one time Song Xiaoyu really talked with Shengli, and when they were talking about Park Baojian, Song Xiaoyu slammed her family Aze. Unexpectedly, Park Baojian was standing behind her. At that time, Song Xiaoyu turned her head and looked When it came to Park Baojian, the embarrassment of being caught made Song Xiaoyu dig a hole and wanted to bury herself.

However, since then, Song Xiaoyu has also been in touch with Park Baojian.

Therefore, when Song Xiaoyu mentioned her Aze, Chen Xu subconsciously thought of Park Baojian.However, according to Song Xiaoyu's pissing nature of changing male gods faster than changing clothes, she doesn't think Song Xiaoyu will really find Park Baojian as her boyfriend.What's more, even if Song Xiaoyu wanted Park Baojian to be her boyfriend, Park Baojian might not be willing.

"Who is Park Bo Gum?!" x2

Zhang Jike is curious.

Xu Xin was annoyed, he wanted to know who this Pu Baojian was, look, Bibi, it proves that Song Xiaoyu's eyes are really lame.

"She's a god!" Chen Xu kindly explained to the two of them, and warned Song Xiaoyu by the way, "Don't get caught up in it all, Boss Song won't let you marry a foreign country."

"My brother is old and stubborn." Song Xiaoyu pouted when Chen Xu mentioned her elder brother, "Sister Chen Chen, you are as stubborn as my elder brother. Sister Chen Chen, have you never thought about the issue of marrying into a family? If Zhilong oppa can settle in China for you, my family, Aze, can marry for me?!"

As soon as she finished complaining, Song Xiaoyu met Zhang Jike with a dark face, and knew that she had said something wrong. Xu Xin also looked like she had heard a shocking secret and shut up for fear of being murdered.

When Song Xiaoyu mentioned Quan Zhilong, Chen Xu's face froze, but then he returned to his natural state, still calm and unconcerned, and refuted Song in the tone of a debate contest. Xiao Yu said, "Your assumptions are not valid. First of all, what I want to declare is that I don't know where I have misunderstood you. I am friends with GD, and they are just friends. Secondly, I have known GD far longer than You are much taller, so you know him better than you, let alone that I am not his ideal type, even if I were his ideal type, he would not choose to settle in Sifang City just for me... ..."

Chen Xuzi noticed Zhang Jike's face change. While talking, when Song Xiaoyu and Xu Xin were not paying attention, he quietly put his hand on Zhang Jike's hand, just wanting Zhang Jike not to think too much, seeing Zhang Jike holding her hand in the palm of his hand Now, Chen Xu's complexion has improved a lot, and now Chen Xu is in the mood to teach Song Xiaoyu a lesson, "Can you be more realistic and down-to-earth in how you behave and do things. Next time you talk about getting married, can you get the person settled for me first. If you can really get Park Bao Gum down for me, turn it over to Sifang City, and I’ll get it done for you at Boss Song’s side. How about it? Do you want me to get Park Bo Gum down? I can vaccinate your elder brother in advance. ..."

Song Xiaoyu carefully observed the expression on Chen Xu's face, and saw that she didn't seem to be joking at all, so she gave up, "Don't worry, Sister Chen, if my elder brother knows that I have thoughts about A Ze, I'm afraid he might I will never go to Korea again..."

Seeing Song Xiaoyu's confession, Chen Xu laughed, "If you know you're afraid, don't mess around, maybe I'll help you with abducting Pu Baojian..."

"Really?!"

Facing Song Xiaoyu, whose eyes were shining, looking at him with surprise and anticipation, Chen Xu helplessly held his forehead, thinking that this girl is really simple, and the Song BOSS family is all wily and calculating, and the fox bred in the den A stupid little white rabbit is weird enough when you think about it.

"It's cooked!" Chen Xu slightly shook his head at Song Xiaoyu with some disgust, "The topic is getting too far, let's get down to business now..."

Zhang Jike cut off Chen Xu's words before he finished speaking.

"Your sister Chen Chen just asked you if you like Xu Xin. She wanted to tell you that there are so many people in this world, and you are not RMB. It is impossible for everyone to like you. Even if it is RMB, there are people who don't like you." I like it, not to mention, you are not RMB." Zhang Jike saw that Song Xiaoyu still looked confused, and sighed slightly, thinking that the girl still didn't understand what he meant, so it's better to put it bluntly, "Since you I don't like Xu Xin, why should I care what Xu Xin thinks of you, as long as you look the best in the eyes of your Aze. Also, Xu Xin's vision is not very good Xiaoyu, don't take his words to heart."

It is said that men see women differently than women see women. Zhang Jike doesn't know Xu Xin's thoughts, but in Zhang Jike's eyes, Song Xiaoyu is really not fat, and the baby fat on Xiaoyuan's face is still a little bit. Looking at people's impression will make people feel fat, but if you look closely, Song Xiaoyu is really not fat.At least, Zhang Jike didn't think Song Xiaoyu was fat.

Zhang Jike's words pleased Song Xiaoyu, angered Xu Xin, and attracted Chen Xu's attention.

At first, Chen Xu really didn't expect that her question would lead to Song Xiaoyu's pursuit of Park Baojian, which changed the topic.Chen Xu's original intention was what Zhang Jike said to Song Xiaoyu just now, but Chen Xu didn't expect Zhang Jike to figure out what she was thinking.

"I've seen your interview." Zhang Jike saw Chen Xu's doubts, and smiled to explain her doubts.

Chen Xu laughed as soon as she heard that, when she first debuted, she was questioned and discredited, that's how Lin Yi comforted her.Later, when she was on the show and was interviewed and this topic came up, she told Lin Yi what comforted her.That was all a few years ago, I didn't expect Zhang Jike to see it.Facing Zhang Jike's eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, Chen Xufu had a heart, and made a bold guess, "You won't find out all the video materials of my previous shows, will you?!"

"I've read everything I can find on the Internet now." Zhang Jike shrugged his shoulders at Chen Xu, and without hiding anything, he leaned forward, smiled and approached Chen Xu, stared into Chen Xu's eyes, and said word by word. , "Years ago in Jinan, you led me to your alma mater and walked the road you walked before. I found that I also walked those roads, but we never met. If we met when we were young If so, maybe now our child is bigger than Ma Long's Bangbang. Guoguo, those years I missed you, those youths I missed you, I want to make up for it..."

Chen Xu blushed. She could tell that this was the first time someone talked to her in real life besides filming. Hehe, it was very nice.

The corners of Xu Xin's eyes and mouth were twitching, and he was complaining in his heart. Is this the Zhang Jike he knew? How smooth is this coaxing girl's love story? I really should let Ma Long and the others come and have a look. The spokesperson has been replaced by Zhang Jike, let's see how good he is at talking.

Song Xiaoyu's reaction was the most vivid. He held his face in both hands with an idiot look on his face, stared at Zhang Jike for a while, then winked at Chen Xu ambiguously, and teased her, "Although it's so early in the morning I was forced to watch you guys show off your affection, which made me want to go to Tmall to buy dog ​​food again. But Sister Chen Chen, my brother-in-law's love talk is very good, I can score 99 points..."

Zhang Jike was very satisfied with Song Xiaoyu's reaction, but he was curious, "Why not [-] points, but one point short?!"

"It's still one point away, I want you to stop being so proud and complacent, and let you continue to work hard." When Chen Xu explained Zhang Jike's confusion, Song Xiaoyu, who was facing her and winked at her with an ambiguous smile on his face, smirked. The corner of his mouth lowered, indicating to be honest, Zhang Jike didn't know Song Xiaoyu's tricks, how could Chen Xu not know.

People around her who know Song Xiaoyu know that Song Xiaoyu is her assistant, but few people know that Song Xiaoyu's main job is actually a professional writer, or a well-known and popular writer on the Internet, and her side job is to be her assistant.Song Xiaoyu followed her back then, apart from being Song Xiaoyu's idol, the absolute part of the reason was because Song Xiaoyu wanted to find material for her next novel in the entertainment industry.

Song Xiaoyu is used to writing novels, and all kinds of routines and jokes are at her fingertips. At the beginning, she was stunned by the victory. In order to prevent Zhang Jike from being poisoned, Chen Xu stopped Song Xiaoyu. something to say.There is a joker by her side, she can barely accept it, but she doesn't want Zhang Jike to become a joker like Song Xiaoyu.If this is the case, she will feel that life is hopeless. /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

The author has something to say:

Others pant when they get fat, but I pant when it's rainy, and my chest feels uncomfortable, but there are two or three days of rainy days in Shanghai every week...

There is nothing to love in life/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

PS: I saw the fight message in the previous chapter asking me to find a partner for Song Xiaoyu. Can I say that I have no idea? It happened that my best friend was chasing "Please Answer 1988", so I first pulled Park Bo Gum out. As for the future development? , let's talk about it later...