My little dad, you can't afford to mess with me

It was already three o'clock in the morning when the computer was turned off, and the small computer desk was placed on the floor next to the bed. Shen Lang got into the bed, stretched his arms, and let his lover pillow his arms.

Probably because he was disturbed by the movement around him, Shang Yuxian groaned, frowned slightly, and murmured in a half-dream and half-awake state: "Don't bother me..." The final sound of the groan dragged on in twists and turns, and asked vaguely:

"what time is it?"

"It's past three o'clock." Shen Lang tightened his grip on the person in his arms, "Are you thirsty?"

Shang Yuxian was silent for a while, as if sleepy, buried his face in the young man's neck, clicked his mouth, and licked his lips again, but he didn't respond to whether he was thirsty or not for a long time.

Shen Lang's neck was itchy from being licked by him, and he sighed.

Withdrawing his arms and getting up, seeing that the glass jug on the bedside table was empty, he simply got out of bed and wanted to go to the water dispenser in the hallway to get water, but there was a bottle of unopened pure water on the cabinet, so he took it and put it next to Shang Yuxian's pillow , turned around and went to the bathroom.

After coming out of the bathroom, he returned to the bed and saw that Shang Yuxian was in a daze with his arms around the bottle of water.

Shen Lang went to bed: "Aren't you thirsty?"

Shang Yuxian pressed against him softly, and complained softly, "It can't be screwed."

The young man couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth, unscrewed the water bottle casually, took a big gulp, supported his lover's neck, and crossed the water mouth to mouth.

Is there anything more masculine than "making your lover unable to get out of bed"?

His mind was filled with the image of his lover being soft in his arms, this impression gradually took root, his face flushed with shame, he begged for mercy, his whole body became soft and red due to his rubbing...

The older lover's weakness in front of him makes the young man under the age of 26 feel very ironic, with a little indescribable self-confidence, and the dominant male's instinctive desire to protect his spouse.

Shang Yuxian was fed water in mouthfuls, and he was limp and motionless, his back hurt so badly, and his legs had no strength, his body involuntarily arched into Shen Lang's arms, hugged his waist, hooked his legs, and found a comfortable position , and let out a soft hum in reassurance.

Through the light of the night light in the master bedroom, looking at his sleeping lover beside him, San Lang thought that the fierce punishment he gave him this time was very wise.

I wanted to give my lover, who is a giant baby in life, a chance to learn skill points, but after three or five sentences, he was given a routine by the other party.

One twists and turns to the next set, and one Le Le Dian Dian falls inward, which is not of the same rank at all.

As the head of the family, what he said was like an imperial decree. It was agreed that the daughter-in-law would not be allowed to step into the holy place of the kitchen again, and even if she sacrificed her dignity as a man, she would never go back on her word.

Besides, "family life" is not just cooking, there are many contributions waiting for the daughter-in-law to do.

It is impossible to train him, and he can only be dealt with in another way.

At midnight that day, in the dark kitchen, Shang Yuxian was slapped hard by San Lang like fish on a chopping board.

Dry clothes, fuck and cry, are you good?

Teach him a lesson properly.

Ok……

The idea is hype.

Reality is speechless.

He woke up late the next day, and this time San Lang slept soundly, turning over and touching his side, the person next to his pillow had already disappeared.

The alarm on the phone didn't ring, obviously it was turned off by Shang Yuxian.

This is the first time that the youth did not get up early to prepare breakfast.

The whole family was in a mess.

Mr. Shen went to do morning exercises with the Nanyuan old men early in the morning. When he came back at 09:30 in the morning, Xiao Tuanzi had already gone to the kindergarten. He was a little surprised to see Shen Lang coming down the stairs in a hurry.

Old Man Shen asked, "Why are you still at home?"

"Staying up late and getting up late," San Lang went to the kitchen and took a piece of toast to bite, "I'll order you a takeaway later."

"No, I'll go to the shop later and come back in the afternoon." Mr. Shen walked into the house, knowing it was nonsense, but still asked worriedly, "Did Xiaoyu deliver Tangtang in the morning?"

"Sure," Shen Lang put on his shoes and said standing in the porch, "Shang Yuxian invited an aunt to help out. She is a helper from his parents' house, surnamed Zhang. She will come over from next week, and she will be in charge of lunch and dinner. I'm busy at work, and I have someone to take care of at home."

Old Man Shen hesitated for a moment: "Live here?"

Shen Lang said: "I don't live here. I go back to Taicho at night. I'm an old man who has been in the business for 20 years. It's quite reliable."

Only then did the old man go to the bedroom with confidence: "You and Xiaoyu are different from ordinary couples. It's better to have fewer people at home, especially friends who don't know each other well. People's hearts are unpredictable."

"I know."

Shen Lang responded, opened the door and went out.

I looked at the time, it was almost ten o'clock.

Shen Lang trotted to the garage, muttering in his heart, why didn't the big baby wake him up, couldn't it be on purpose?

Obviously it took longer than last time to be late, just seven stones, how long will I have to stand for being late this time?

Of course Shang Yuxian did it on purpose, but it was definitely a good intention.

I just want San Lang to sleep a little longer.

This morning, when he woke up in the arms of the young man, the middle-aged man didn't feel tired at all.

Unlike before, he was so exhausted that his whole body was falling apart, and he was almost paralyzed on the bed.

People who are exercising gradually get used to exercising, and their bodies seem to be used to being repeatedly grinded by young lovers. After this high-intensity exercise rhythm, even the brain can easily enter a state of rest.

Get up from your lover's arms and get out of bed, put on a bathrobe and go to the bathroom to take a shower.

Standing under the shower, he suddenly felt something coming out. Shang Yuxian was stunned for a while. When the two of them were doing it before, Shen Lang always insisted on wearing a condom, saying that he was afraid that he would feel uncomfortable afterwards. In the master bedroom, the young man almost curled him up in his arms, whispering nasty words in his ear, saying that he would fill up his body and pour water all over his body.He was so ashamed that he couldn't answer, so he asked back and forth, do you want it, is it enough, love it or not, and asked him to call her husband when he begged for mercy, repeatedly.

Being scalded by hot water: "..."

The man's complexion is very good, his hair color is light, which makes his complexion white and transparent. After the shower, he is rosy, and the wet hair is still dripping. When he brushes it up casually, his delicate face and forehead are exposed. Fair and handsome, with a well-proportioned and slender figure, with a light vest line faintly visible, exuding the charm of a mature man.

The one who bears is moistened all over, while the one who gives love has been squeezed dry.

Great astrology!

If Shen Lang saw the picture of his lover coming out of the bath, he would cry out with love and hatred: "Mom, I got tricked."

Shang Yuxian sat by the bed, looked at Shen Lang's sleeping face tenderly, leaned over to kiss his face, but he didn't show any signs of waking up.

The temperature of the central air conditioner is not low, probably because of the heat of sleep, the quilt covered the young man's waist, his arms hugged Shang Yuxian's pillow, his upper body was completely exposed, his muscles were thin and tight, firm and tough, even when he was sleeping, It can't hold back the power of the young male who is ready to go.

It was this thin and powerful body that made troubles on his body. Shang Yuxian's eyes stayed on the young man's body. There were obvious hickey marks on his neck, messy scratches on his back, and clear bite marks on his shoulders. Everywhere ferociously shows how confused he is in the intense youth.

Shang Yuxian blushed and had a heartbeat, hurriedly averted his eyes, and couldn't help kissing the corner of his lips.

Shen Lang breathed evenly and slept soundly.

The "reluctant" mentality was very subtle, knowing that it was getting late, but he couldn't bear to wake him up anyway.

The man who always puts his work first hesitated for the first time. He accidentally picked up the mobile phone he had stuffed under the pillow, unlocked it with his fingerprint, turned off the alarm, and thought for a long time with his eyes downcast, before secretly asking for a leave of absence for him.

On the way to work, Shi Leilei received a call from Mr. Shang. The other party's voice was slightly hoarse and his tone was quite formal. Her hand holding the steering wheel almost cramped.

Shang Yuxian said seriously that he would ask for a leave of absence for Shen Lang.

Shi Leilei nervously expressed condolences to his subordinates, and asked about his condition with concern, asking how many days are you going to apply for sick leave?

Shang Yuxian's voice was tense: "It's not sick leave, it's... well, tired, tired... leave."

Shi Leilei: "..."

Sick leave is sick leave, personal leave is personal leave, what the hell is such a tiring leave?

Same as Jiuyi, He Ruxiu, the great talent of Shang Zong, I am not as good as him.

Don't underestimate women.

Women's minds mature five years earlier than men's. When boys are still playing cards, girls are already playing couples' house games; when teenagers are addicted to mobile games, upgrading monsters, girls have figured out love When the men hide in bed with their families behind their backs and watch a short movie, the women have already discussed one hundred and eight postures in the group.

The fighting power of women is not ordinary, and the word "tired" can imagine a blockbuster late-night love action movie.

Shi Leilei smiled at his aunt, and said seriously into the microphone: "Okay, Mr. Shang."

Shang Yuxian's tone was serious: "Call me Mr. Shang. Now I am asking for leave for my lover as a family member of an employee, not as a CEO to inform my subordinates. Leapfrogging management is a taboo, and there are no rules."

Shi Leilei: "..."

Why do I have to be scolded by the president early in the morning?

Shen Shen, your fighting power is not good enough, quickly kill this thousand-year-old evildoer, you won't win unless he can't get out of bed, go to work, or speak.

The happy life of the [-] executives in Hengshang depends on you.

Although he was not very successful in training the giant baby, it is obvious that the purpose of teaching him a little experience has been achieved.

After Shang Yuxian took "tired leave" for his lover, he went downstairs very consciously and asked Tangtang to wake up.

Quite dynamic.

So much so that I almost forgot what a huge and difficult project this is. After all, I have always been a child of Shen Lang.

Xiaotuanzi fell asleep under the quilt, and was pulled out abruptly by his father.

Shang Yuxian sat on the bed, picked her up, and pushed the child to the head of the bed. When he was putting on his clothes, his little head was shaking, his eyelids were fighting, and he couldn't wake up no matter what.

Accidentally letting go, a soft ball wobbled, and fell sideways again.

Shang Yuxian hurriedly helped her to sit still: "..."

After pondering for a while, he remembered the pillow talk his lover had said to him.

Shang Yuxian said in a low voice: "Two nine and eighteen."

Just five words.

I saw Xiaotuanzi trembling all over, sat up straight, put his little hands behind his back, raised his little head, looked straight ahead, and muttered quickly: "Three nine 27, four nine 36, five nine 45 , six nine 54..."

While reciting, he got up, pulled on the little slippers, and jumped up and down twice.

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Pretty.

It is said that Shang Tang Tang was the first in the class to memorize the multiplication table, and he could memorize it fluently while skipping rope.

It was Mr. Shen who taught her, the method is exercise teaching, the specific secret is not clear.

Similar to before, Shang Yuxian picked up the child, left the small bedroom in a hurry, went to the bathroom, washed his face and brushed his teeth with Xiaotuanzi, combed his hair twice, and simply stopped braiding it, and handed it over to Teacher Zhang in the kindergarten. OK.

The father and daughter were in a mess, seeing that it was too late to go to school, now Xiaotuanzi is no longer a frequent visitor to the small cafeteria of the kindergarten, and is used to having breakfast at home, and his stomach starts to growl after waking up.

It is absolutely impossible not to eat. Shang Yuxian went to the refrigerator to get a bunch of snacks and milk, put them into a big bag, and walked out with the child in his arms.

Mr. Shang personally wakes up the child and drives the child to school. This can be regarded as lightening the burden on the youth and making a contribution to the family... right?

When we arrived at the entrance of the kindergarten, we greeted Mr. Wen at the guard's office and put the little dumpling on the ground.

In the atmosphere of a group of young parents softly coaxing their children, Shang Yuxian still had no expression on his face. He patted the child on the back, pushed the door in, and said lightly:

"Come on, please keep working hard."

What is elite education, what is comprehensive quality.

Under the admiring eyes of all the parents, President Ba turned around coolly with a serious face, and strode away without pampering or nostalgia.

Leaving the baby alone, standing alone at the gate where people come and go, watching Dad's car drive away.

The child stood motionless on the spot, looking into the distance with deep eyes.

Elder Wen at the guard: "???"

Wei Roujia's mother brought her daughter over, and woke up Xiaotuanzi from his contemplation: "Tangtang, what are you thinking, what's the matter? Come in quickly."

Xiaotuanzi looked away stupidly, lowered his head, and looked at his little hand.

Carrying a big bag of delicious food.

Hmm...what's wrong...

Xiaotuanzi looked confused: "..."

What about the bag?

nest father...

Where's the schoolbag in the nest...

……

Although he was late for work, Shen Lang was very pleased with the progress and awareness of the big baby.

It was already ten o'clock when we arrived at the company, and the goblins on the 65th floor all looked at him with a weird "we understand" look.

Immediately afterwards, he received a call from Teacher Xiao Zhang. She said with a smile that Shang Tangtang’s child didn’t bring a schoolbag to school and came empty-handed. He didn’t know if he forgot his schoolbag in Father Shang’s car or at home.

Shen Lang helped the table: "..."

well.

The big baby's soul action makes people never guess the ending.

One can imagine how aggrieved and pitiful the picture of Xiaotuanzi sitting in the classroom and borrowing books and stationery from the children at the same table is.

San Lang rubbed his forehead: "Oh my god!"

day?Lilian was startled: "What's wrong?"

Shen Lang lowered his head and pressed the phone: "Have a good time."

Lilian: "..."

Lilian moved her eyes down and stared at his mouth for a while, but she didn't know what she thought of, and suddenly covered her face, as if she couldn't bear to look directly at him.

Shen Lang didn't bother to talk to her, so he sent Shang Yuxian a WeChat message.

Can Lang: "You push the child into the battlefield, and don't even give him the weapon?"

Shang Yuxian: "?????"

Sitting at the desk, Shen Lang dialed Shang Yuxian's phone number, with the phone tucked around his neck, while talking with Shang Yuxian, while changing the copywriting in front of the computer.Although the elves were restored last night, the progress is still good, and it can be finalized soon.

The two communicated on the phone, and decided to go back to pick up the schoolbag for the child at noon, and stop by Shang's mother.

Shang's mother called and said that she accidentally broke the Ssangyong spitting pen hanging in Mr. Shang's study, and the beam on which the brush was hanging fell off.

Shang Yuxian said: "I said your workmanship is good, go and see if you can fix it?"

San Lang: "What material?"

Shang Yuxian: "Small leaf red sandalwood."

Shen Lang: "It should be possible to rescue it. Is there any tool in Taicho? Do I need to buy a set of tools?"

Shang Yuxian: "I don't know, no one in the family knows carpentry."

Shen Lang: "Then I'll take the set over there and buy a few more. Let's hurry up and get it while there's no one at home."

--puff! !

At this moment, Lilian beside her sprayed water.

Oh my mother, what kind of fairy dialogue is this.

The goblins in the office area all raised their heads in front of the desk, staring at Shen Lang with blushing eyes and smiling at his aunt.

Shen Lang: "?????"

Shang Yuxian: "I sent you the photo, take a look."

Shen Lang opened WeChat and took a look, and he saw the disadvantage at a glance. The concave-convex connection of the notch was broken, um...commonly known as male and female, and the scientific name is mortise and tenon. It should not be difficult to get it.

Shen Lang smiled: "Just plug it in, there is no trouble."

Shang Yuxian: "Hurry up."

Shen Lang: "Wait, it's time to get off work."

All the goblins: "..."

Shi Leilei appeared behind him at some point, hesitantly took out a wallet from his pocket, and pulled out a business card: "My cousin sells this, you can shop online, if you don't understand anything, you can consult him."

Shen Lang was quite happy: "Professional?"

Shi Leilei was stunned: "...Maybe not as good as you..."

San Lang looked at her expression, looked around at the blushing face of the little goblin, and lowered his eyes to look at the business card in his hand.

365 Yeyehuan, a condominium franchise store.

Fog grass!

He was so surprised that he shook his hand in fright, and threw the business card on Shi Leilei's face.

Shi Leilei: "?????"

Shang Yuxian's voice came from the receiver: "Go now, just talk to Shitou about something at home."

"In such a hurry?"

"Ah."

Shen Lang held up his mobile phone and glanced at Shi Leilei.

Shi Leilei nodded again and again: "Go! Go quickly! Don't keep Mr. Shang waiting."

San Lang: "No..."

Shi Leilei: "What is it? It's a big deal!"

San Lang: "..."

Hold.

Don't explain, I'm tired.

Get up and walk in the direction of the elevator.

The two returned home, picked up Xiaotuanzi's schoolbag, and sent it to the kindergarten. Then, during their lunch break, they went to the hardware store to buy a set of tools, and rushed to Taimachi's parents' house.

After entering the door, Shang's mother hurriedly dragged San Lang to the living room: "This is made by the old man's own hands. The old man left the year before last, it's a thought, otherwise I wouldn't be in such a hurry to let you come back. "

The pen hanger was placed on the coffee table, and Shen Lang observed it, the tenon under the Shuanglong Tuzhu was broken, just polish it and connect it, it shouldn't be difficult to get it.

"Where's my dad?" Shang Yuxian asked.

Shang's mother said with a cold face, "I drove and went around Taicho Garden."

Shang Yuxian was taken aback: "Driving?"

Shang's mother: "I don't know which cronies are pushing it. Two days ago, he suddenly said that he is only 69, and he can still drive for half a year. After half a year, his driver's license will no longer work, and he will regret it in the future..."

Shang Yuxian: "..."

I heard from Shang's mother that Mr. Shang really had a good time recently, driving around in Shang Yuxian's old Audi like a wild dog.

It was indeed a turn, and he didn't drive far. With his driver's license in his pocket, he circled the small garden in Taicho, and it took an entire afternoon to go around.

"It's a car training, but you still talk about speed and passion. The fastest speed is less than 20 yards, which is not as fast as a bicycle." The businessman's mother and son sat around Shen Lang, chatting while watching the young man's ingenuity and skill. "It's fine, it's fine, don't worry."

Shen Lang smiled and said: "My grandfather also drove here a while ago, and there is a small bun at home."

"It's best if nothing happens, and it can only be a toss for half a year," Shang Yuxian said, "Mom, I'm going to go on a business trip in a while, to Taoyuan Village, and I plan to take him to see Dad."

Shang's mother thought for a while: "Tell me a few days in advance, and I will prepare here."

Shang Yuxian: "Okay."

Listening to the two talking about this matter, Shen Lang felt nervous, his hands trembled, and he accidentally pulled the male... that is, the protruding one.

short……

It took an hour to fix the pen hanger.

After the two sides were polished, they were 1.5 centimeters shorter, and the height of the entire pen hanging was naturally shorter. I don't know if Mr. Shang can see it.

I had lunch in Taicho, and it was time to go to work in the afternoon, but I was stuck in a traffic jam just after I drove out.

Turtle forward, held back for 10 minutes on the road.

"Let's take the subway." Shen Lang parked Mulsanne near the subway entrance, "It's too late for work."

Shang Yuxian: "Yes."

Shen Lang opened the door: "Have you ever taken the subway?"

"Of course, after returning to China, I sat there once for fifteen or sixteen years."

Shen Lang glanced at him, if the life giant baby had no car and no special assistance around, it would be difficult to even take a taxi, at least he wouldn't even beep on his phone.

When the two entered the subway entrance, Shang Yuxian could tell at a glance that this was not the same as before. Not to mention that it had been repaired many times, the equipment and technology had advanced a lot.

Shen Lang dragged himself down the stairs: "I have a card, I'll lend it to you, I'll buy the ticket, you go first, okay?"

Shang Yuxian saw suspicion in his lover's eyes: "Well, no problem."

When the young man went to the automatic ticket vending machine to buy a ticket, he secretly took out his mobile phone and inquired about the detailed process of taking the subway in China.

It's quite simple, just take the subway, can you beat the boss?

It was the afternoon rush hour, and the underground passage was crowded with people, and we had to wait for a long time to pass through the turnstiles.

Finally got myself in line.

However, he took the card given by San Lang and swiped it for a long time, but there was no response, and sweat soon oozed from his forehead.

Where is the mistake?

"Didn't you recharge?" The little girl behind was anxious, "Excuse me, I'll go in first, I'm in a rush for work."

"Feel sorry."

When Shang Yuxian looked back, he was already blocked for a long time.

He withdrew from the team, why can't he brush it?

Take a closer look.

XXX bank card.

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Didn't Shen Lang hand in all the cards except the couple card of the two of them?

Ok……

Shen Lang walked over with the ticket, met his lover's gentle eyes, looked at the line queuing up for the passage gate, and smiled half-smile: "What's wrong? You won't get in?"

Shang Yuxian's face became more gentle, he lifted the card, and tapped his little lover's forehead lightly: "Give me the ticket, you use this swipe, swipe it in, and I'll deposit 100 million for you."

Shen Lang: "?????"

Look closely.

Hold.

small treasury...

Small treasury!

Huh, man.

Shang Yuxian stared into his eyes, slowly took out the wallet from his jacket pocket, and confiscated the small treasury in front of him.

San Lang: "..."

Shang Yuxian: "Huh?"

San Lang: "Yes."

(...)

Soul dialogue.

Shen Lang clutched his heart, and silently took out the card, damn it, it was made in the same color as that bank card.

The subway was very crowded, Shang Yuxian put on the sunglasses San Lang gave him, with his collar turned up high, leaning his back against the car door, resting his forehead against the young man's chin, and resting his hands on San Lang's waist.San Lang supported the car wall with his arms, blocking the crowd for him.

There were too many passengers, and the two were seated sideways.

No one should have noticed.

As a result, when the two returned to the company, Shang Yuxian received a call from Li Weiyang as soon as they entered the elevator.

Li Weiyang: "Shang Er, what are you doing?"

Shang Yuxian: "Go to work."

Li Weiyang: "Well... I'll find you later... have a drink?"

Shang Yuxian: "Huh? Why?"

Li Weiyang: "Isn't my birthday coming soon?"

Shang Yuxian: "Oh, don't come here, I have a meeting later."

Li Weiyang paused, and simply gritted his teeth, "Shang Er, I have a friend who just called to tell me that he saw Shen Lang."

Shang Yuxian glanced at Shen Lang, and simply put on the speakerphone: "Well, then?"

Li Weiyang sighed, and said in a tone of "you must hold on": "My friend said that when Shen Lang was on the subway, a man hugged him and said, that little vixen is too handsome..."

Shang Yuxian: "?????"

Shang Yuxian hurriedly wanted to turn off the speakerphone, but Shen Lang grabbed his wrist.

Li Weiyang was still muttering: "I didn't want to tell you, but I couldn't help it. Brother, I think this is strange... My friend said, it's obvious that little bitch is seducing your husband, Shen Lang Fascinated by..."

Shang Yuxian: "...Li Weiyang..."

Li Weiyang: "Huh? Shang Er, you have to hold on, I'll look for you tomorrow..."

Shang Yuxian: "Okay, come on, I will definitely kill you."

Li Weiyang: "?????"

Shang Yuxian hung up the phone at once.

San Lang tilted his head, looked at his lover's serious face, stepped forward and put his arms around his waist, with a teasing smile in his peach eyes, he hugged him in front of him, and whispered to his ear: " Little vixen."

When was Shang Yuxian said that?

Shame.

What the hell is a vixen?

He blushed with embarrassment: "..."

darn thing.

Shen Lang hugged him tightly: "Honey, don't be angry, that little vixen is seducing me, even Li Weiyang's friends can tell at a glance that I am innocent."

Shang Yuxian had a serious face, with red ears: "Shut up, shut up."

San Lang: "Oh."

As soon as the elevator door opened, Shang Yuxian rushed out as if fleeing.

Shen Lang stepped out of the elevator slowly, and walked forward with one hand in his pocket: "Mr. Shang, where are you going?"

Shang Yuxian paused before he noticed that this was the 65th floor. He glanced at Shen Lang behind him with the corner of his red eyes, turned around and went back to the elevator. The button was almost smashed by him.

The corner of Shen Lang's lips twitched: "..."

The big baby's expression is really hard to get.

How embarrassing it is.