My little dad, you can't afford to mess with me

"Either die in obscurity, or be promoted vigorously."

San Lang said with a smile.

Should the young man on top of Mr. Ba's father respect him as "Madam Boss?" I don't think about it, but what he said must have weight. I didn't see Mr. Shang's lift when he was watching him in his arms. Are the eyes gentle?

Although Shang Yuxian only responded softly with "um".

Is the overlord completely dizzy?

No.

As the head of the public relations department, Shi Leilei instantly analyzed the significance of this "um" to the development and changes of the future situation from various aspects such as the tone, implication, and connotation.

That's right, that's not an ordinary "um", but a "um" full of trust and respect that carries the country and the community.

What does it mean to turn steel into soft fingers?

What is a holy family, rich in grace.

Peach Blossom Eyes are favored at the C position.

The two men are not just for fun, not just to try something new, this is for real, and they plan to be a couple for the rest of their lives.

In the quiet escape corridor, Shi Leilei and Zhu Zhong were already in a daze.

In managing such a large group, Shang Yuxian's prestige, dignity, and glory have been accumulated and consolidated over the years. They must not be destroyed by such incidents. As a public figure, he is on the cusp. , the queen is female on the bed" but what should I do?

This is also the reason why Shen Lang has remained silent from the beginning to the end, willing to be pointed at by everyone, even deliberately lying low outside, and not willing to let Shang Yuxian reveal a little bit to outsiders. Are there still few people who sell their butts to gain positions?

San Lang doesn't care about these things, all he cares about is the lover in front of him.

Fortunately, the two men understand each other's devotion in their hearts. Although they have known each other for a short time, once the foundation of this relationship is established, there will be no turning back and it will be difficult to extricate themselves.

With his arms around Shang Yuxian's waist, Shen Lang said in a low voice, "Don't worry about this matter, go to a meeting and I'll talk to them."

Seeing Shang Yuxian nodding his head slightly, Shen Lang took away the arm supported on the wall.

The man left the young man's embrace, and suddenly stood up straight without even a moment's preparation, and immediately returned to his previous mature and noble appearance. people.

Shang Yuxian stepped up and walked towards the gate of the escape stairs, passing by Shi Leilei and Zhu Zhong, he glanced casually from the corner of his slender eyes, and the two uninvited guests almost knelt in fright.

The big iron door of the escape staircase opened, and the sound of steady footsteps faded away.

The door slammed shut again.

Shi Leilei: "..."

Zhu Zhong: "..."

After Shang Yuxian left, only Shen Lang was left to take the lead, looking at each other with the two Er Que.

When Mr. Shang was at the scene just now, Shi Leilei still dared to say a few words, but as a newcomer, Zhu Zhong couldn't do it. The whole little fat meat was frightened and softened. He panicked and supported the wall weakly , and Shi Leilei made eye contact for a while.

Zhu Zhong blinked vigorously—what happened to Mr. Shang?

Shi Leilei's eyes widened suddenly - if he guessed correctly, Mr. Shang must have sent Chu Ye out.

"..."

"..."

Shen Lang gritted his teeth and endured it: "Don't flirt, when you came in just now, I think you two are quite courageous."

In fact, Shen Lang was not very calm in his heart, but after all, he had been in contact with Shang Yuxian for a long time, and the project on the surface was relatively in place. He calmly looked up and down the two people with flushed faces, and couldn't help laughing:

"Okay, just ask if you are curious, so as not to think about it after you go back, and you won't be able to work seriously... But, you can only ask one question."

Hearing his friend's ridicule, the little fat man shivered suddenly, the severed nerve in his head finally returned to its place, and only then did he fully react.

"What the hell, did you get Mr. Shang? Huh!"

San Lang: "..."

Shi Leilei covered Zhu Zhong's mouth, "Why are you asking nonsense, there is no technical content at all, this question is not counted!" As she said, she looked behind nervously, but fortunately the door was closed, and she ran to the handrail of the stairs look down.

Well, there's no one in the stairwell either.

Shi Leilei turned his head, looked at San Lang with a smile, and said hesitantly: "Shen Shen, I have a question, I'm really curious, itching in my heart, it's too uncomfortable, can I really ask?"

Shen Lang lazily leaned against the wall: "Oh, ask, there is no such store in this village, don't come here if you miss this opportunity - after you leave the door of the escape stairs, you will just pretend that you have seen nothing today, nothing hear."

Shi Leilei hesitated for a while, took a big sip of coffee to calm himself down, couldn't bear it anymore, rubbed his palms, and whispered:

"Well, Mr. Shang...can you call me a bed?"

"?!?!?cough?!"

San Lang choked, and beat his chest.

Zhu Zhong was tongue-tied, "...fuck."

For straight men, this topic is too violent.

Zhu Zhong shivered all over, turned around and walked towards the gate: "I'll go out and let you guys relax..."

Shen Lang looked at him: "Do you have any questions to ask me?"

Zhu Zhong hurriedly shook his head: "No, I just felt that...before, I was sorry for you, buddies, I used to...maybe misunderstood you, and always regarded you as...uh, brother, you are the real brother, it is me My idol, you are a pure man, you really make me look at you differently, if you don't accept it, you are amazing, my Lang..."

Shen Lang choked, his face was hot: "Go away, put away your rainbow fart and save it for your wife, she will be very happy."

Zhu Zhong: "Yes, yes... I went out..."

The little fat man left the scene as if fleeing, and he didn't forget to help Shen Lang close the door before leaving.

Shi Leilei looked expectantly with his aunt's smile, his eyes lit up, staring straight at Shen Lang.

San Lang took half a step back: "...what are you doing?"

Shi Leilei: "Wait for you to answer the question."

San Lang: "..."

The young man's gaze became distracted, and he suddenly avoided his gaze, raised his hand and rubbed his forehead, covering that terribly handsome face.

His head was full of images of the big baby moaning on the bed.

Sometimes San Lang would hold his waist, without saying a word, and stare down at the blushing face of his lover below him. At that time, Shang Yuxian would turn his head away, cover his eyes with his wrist, and let out a trembling sound. low hum.

Sometimes it would be crazy, the two would kiss with their bodies close to each other, and San Lang would lean into his ear and say nasty words, bullying him lightly and hard, causing his lover to make maddening screams.

San Lang: "..."

Take back that wretched expression of yours, sister.

Damn seven stones, what can you imagine about Mr. Shang on the bed? !

Shi Leilei was in a hurry: "Hurry up and ask you, what's the matter with you?"

Shen Lang said with a wooden face: "It's nothing, I'm just too surprised."

Shi Leilei chuckled: "I'm surprised you don't feel ashamed to ask?"

Shen Lang stepped up and walked towards the gate: "No, I'm surprised by your cute face, so I'm leaving."

Shi Leilei was in a hurry: "Hey! Answer, you don't mean anything!"

Shen Lang stopped, turned around, and his face changed: "Okay, let's change the question."

"...Oh." Seeing that Shen Lang was really unhappy, Shi Leilei lost his temper, "Then let me think about it, you are not allowed to leave, I will make up my mind soon."

Shen Lang: "Ten seconds. Nine, eight, seven..."

Shi Leilei suddenly slapped his hands: "Shen Shen, I have one more curious..."

Shen Lang sneered: "Your curiosity will bring you bad luck."

"No, I really don't feel ashamed to ask this time," Shi Leilei walked up to him and asked in a low voice, "Brother, how did you make such a powerful man like Mr. Shang submit to you? Tell me about it, and I will serve as a reference. Thousands of thousands, I will find someone to do it."

San Lang: "..."

Oops, your mouth is ruined, what kind of monsters did the big baby raise in Hengshang.

Shi Leilei flipped his short hair handsomely: "Ask you."

The corner of Shen Lang's lips twitched: "You guess?"

Shi Leilei was taken aback for a moment, then frowned: "How can I guess, if it's a woman, it's very easy for me to make her surrender, with two batteries, I promise she won't be able to stand it."

San Lang: "..."

The door slammed, Zhu Zhong, a senior homeboy, poked his head in, opened his mouth, and asked in a low voice, "Really? What did you use?"

San Lang: "..."

Mist grass? !Are the doors soundproof?

Why do I have to deal with two secondary gaps here?

Zhu Zhong shrank back after asking, and continued to watch the wind...

San Lang: "..."

Shi Leilei actually thought about it for a while, and said solemnly: "As for how to make a man submit, I don't know, otherwise you think, sister, why am I still single at the age of 30?"

Shen Lang: "..." (Isn't it because you are too old?)

Shi Leilei: "Tell me quickly, could it be that from the beginning... Mr. Shang was the one who ordered him down? He was actually willing to be...that by you?"

Shen Lang: "..." (What about this and that, my big baby is comfortable, you don't understand.)

Shi Leilei: "Still, you one three five, he two four six, rest on Sunday?"

Shen Lang: "..." (Damn it, every day is every day, and you still have someone on duty? There are shift exercises and Sundays?)

Shi Leilei: "Mist grass can't be because you used force on him?"

Shen Lang: "..." (Hey, I used a belt on him, surprised or not?)

Shi Leilei: "Hey, you did squeak, are you deaf?"

Shen Lang: "Oh, I'm trying not to hit a woman, are you blind?"

Shi Leilei: "..."

With a stiff face, Shen Lang walked towards the gate: "No serious words, I can't talk today, I'm really leaving."

Shi Leilei grabbed his arm: "No way! As the boss, I remind you that you are buying people's hearts, so you just leave? What about the mutual trust between colleagues?"

"Sister, do you have a moral bottom line?" San Lang held back helplessly, "I'm also curious, Mr. Shi, as a boss, where did your high morals go?"

Shi Leilei smiled: "What the hell is Gaofengliangjie? All I know is that the moon is dark and the wind is high, so you show your big sword!"

San Lang: "..."

Shi Leilei: "In short, you have to bribe me with practical actions, for example, to satisfy my curiosity... or something like that, otherwise, you will destroy the image of Mr. Shang in my mind, and I will not let you go, I From now on, I will wear small shoes for you every day, so that you can blow pillow wind on the boss like Su Daji."

San Lang: "..."

Da, your sister, threatening the young master?

Do it, you can do it hard.

So angry.

Shen Lang was silent, rummaged through his jacket pocket, took out a crumpled ten yuan bill, and stuffed it into Shi Leilei's palm.

Shi Leilei was stunned: "What are you doing?"

Peach Blossom eyes curved: "Bring you with practical actions."

Shi Leilei: "Wist grass, you are too insulting to me, even if you are the wife of the boss, you can't insult the employees!"

Shen Lang raised his eyebrows: "Oh? Sorry, Mr. Shi, I thought you wanted a hush money."

Shi Leilei: "I want it, of course I want it, but I'm not a handyman, I'm your boss, you use this ten yuan like a diaper to seal my mouth?"

Shen Lang: "...I'm really sorry to cover your mouth with diapers."

As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone from his pocket and sent a WeChat message.

Liangyue sent you a red envelope: one hundred yuan.

Shi Leilei: "..."

Brat, can you pick a little more?

After all, she is also the boss's wife.

Shen Lang opened the big iron door: "Come.on despicable... bastard, the boss pays you for your work, not for you to inquire about the boss's privacy, and if you ask more questions, you will be deducted money."

Shi Leilei followed behind: "..."

Ahhh, is this putting on airs of the proprietress?

Actually speechless.

Just about to step out the door, Shen Lang stopped suddenly.

Shi Leilei looked up at him: "Let's go, what are you doing?"

San Lang narrowed his eyes, looked at her for a while, leaned over slowly, leaned close to Shi Leilei's ear, and whispered: "I can only answer your question, it turns out that two batteries are not enough, I have a perpetual motion machine, He has a power plant."

Shi Leilei: "?!?!?"

After speaking, the young man walked out of the gate.

Tall and charming, with long legs like walking on a runway, it is blinding.

Shi Leilei: "..."

What's with this feeling of being pinned down and stuffed with a mouthful of dog food?

When Shang Yuxian held the monthly regular meeting for the executives of various departments, the small meeting room of the public relations department was holding a planning discussion meeting. Since Mr. Shi was still in the small black room, Shen Lang could only briefly discuss with his colleagues here. .

After the meeting in the small black room was over, Mr. Shi rushed back to preside over the meeting of the PR department.

In other words, after the General Chamber of Commerce's meeting, Shen Lang was still working overtime for the meeting.

Shang Yuxian: "..."

On the way, the two sent a WeChat message and discussed it. Mr. Shen was in charge of picking up Tangtang from school. Shang Yuxian offered to say that he had turned down an unimportant reception and would take the rest of the work home after work. Do it, eat some snacks first, and wait for the whole family to have dinner together after San Lang gets off work.

San Lang expressed his satisfaction.

Apparently, an occasional "punishment" of flirting is very useful, at least to get the concept of "coming home from get off work" in the man's mind.

Shen Lang sat at the table in the small conference room of the PR department, glanced at Mr. Shi who was reviewing the copy, and bowed his head to type Shang Yuxian to send a WeChat message.

Shen Lang: "Have you arrived home?"

After a while, Shang Yuxian replied: "Here we are, I just took a shower and am going to the study."

Shen Lang: "Help me see, there are two bananas in the refrigerator, are they broken?"

Shang Yuxian: "Okay."

After about two or three minutes.

Shang Yuxian: "It's broken."

At this time, it was Shen Lang's turn to speak. He briefly talked about his promotion ideas and benefited a lot from the discussions between Shi Leilei and his seniors. The first big task, everyone also attaches great importance to it——

Aside from San Lang's special status, he is the only male in the PR department. He is young and has a good temper. There are workplace struggles.

I got a revision suggestion, and the draft can be finalized in the next two days.

At the end of the meeting, Shen Lang sent another WeChat message to Shang Yuxian.

Shen Lang: "I'll be off work in a while, and I suddenly remembered that there are no green onions at home. Can you go to the Nanyuan Small Market and buy some green onions for me?"

Shang Yuxian: "It's not closed yet?"

Shen Lang: "It closes at eight o'clock in the evening. You should have time to go now. I will go downstairs and go home in a while, and I won't go to the supermarket on the third floor."

After about five or six minutes.

Shang Yuxian replied: "Yeah."

What's the matter with this coquettish reply?

Uh-huh?

Shen Lang stared at the mobile phone screen for a while, and smiled with peach blossom eyes, imagining the picture of the big baby wearing home clothes, sitting in the study while busy with work, and sending WeChat on the mobile phone at the same time.

Acting like a baby with a serious face is really unbearable.

Very nice.

The psychological defense line has already been breached by him.

It's not that our tower guard's stamina is weak, it's just that the enemy's combat power is too strong.

Seeing that the big baby is doing so well, today I just... hug him... pamper him a little bit.

San Lang almost laughed out loud.

Shi Leilei felt that his eyes were going blind: "San Lang, are you in a hurry?"

Shen Lang froze for a moment, put the phone in his pocket: "...uh... it's okay..."

"Are you in a hurry to go on a date?" Shi Leilei smiled uncomfortably, and asked without stopping, "A business matter? A private matter?"

San Lang: "..."

Public revenge.

Shi Leilei: "What about you, if you're not busy, why don't you think of another idea with Lilian and the others?"

Shen Lang: "?????"

The goblins raised their faces one by one, staring at the young man's hesitant expression with great interest.

That extremely prosperous face was suddenly blue, white, and red, and the unpredictable changes in expression were wonderful.

Shen Lang took a deep breath, glared at Shi Leilei secretly, and responded weakly: "Hey, I'm not busy, my... lover at home is waiting for me to go back..."

Shi Leilei raised his eyebrows, and said sternly: "Boss Shang is waiting for you, of course it's business—OK, the meeting is adjourned!"

Shen Lang: "?????"

"Ah, ah, are you already a 'lover'?"

"It's already a natural relationship of 'waiting for you at home'?"

"Inexplicably, there is a feeling of an old couple living together!"

The goblins laughed wildly, and the small conference room became a mess.

San Lang: "..."

The young man suddenly stood up, and amidst the screams and boos of the goblins, he strode towards the door of the small conference room.

I don't know if it has reached the standard of "old couple", but "living life" is definitely right.

Life is such a thing...

Often when you are full of expectations and goodwill for it, it will surprise or frighten you fiercely, which will often make you speechless, make your chest throb with anger, and make you want to cry without tears, but And helpless.

Well, big baby too—

At 11:[-] in the evening, the BMW drove into the garage of Villa No. [-], and Shen Lang got off the car and hurried in.

Before I walked into the living room, I saw a large piece of snack packaging bags on the coffee table, biscuits, potato chips, shrimp crackers, wafers, beef, dried squid, shredded macarons...

Old Man Shen and Xiao Tuanzi on the sofa were eating while playing a mobile game.

"Zuzu, help me, get out of the car, help me..."

"Where, I didn't see you!"

"Ah, I was killed by your backing car!"

"...Nonsense, I have 30 years of driving experience!"

San Lang: "..."

Xiaotuanzi has an hour to play games every day. In the past, he only played games for girls. I don’t know when it started. The old and the young started to form a team to eat chicken, and they played against each other while playing.

After greeting the old and the young, San Lang went to the master bedroom to change, and went to the third floor to find Shang Yuxian.

"I am back."

In the study room, the lover was looking at the real estate design drawing on the computer.

Shang Yuxian stretched out his arms with a smile on his face: "Come."

Shen Lang walked over and was hugged by his waist, Shang Yuxian moved back and let the young man sit in front of him, the two watched together for a while.

After watching for a long time, Shang Yuxian began to move his hands and feet restlessly, his fingers clumsily penetrated into San Lang's home clothes, and moved up along his waist.

coming.

The big baby needs to max out his hooking skills.

The two got bored for a while.

Shang Yuxian's breathing became more and more chaotic: "..."

"Don't make a fuss," Shen Lang grabbed his hand, "Papa Tangtang, the matter I told you in WeChat, is it done?"

Shang Yuxian nodded solemnly: "After you give the order, go immediately."

"Go by yourself?"

"Ah."

"Is this the first time you go shopping by yourself?"

"……Um."

Shen Lang looked at his focused eyes, with a little grievance in his expression, he couldn't help holding his face and kissing his lips, and said in a low voice: "I know that I have made a contribution to this family, life, isn't it just rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea?" , my darling knows how to live, and I will love you well at night."

Kissing Shang Yuxian until it was difficult to breathe, and his whole body was so soft that he leaned back, listening to him begging "San Lang, San Lang" in his ear, it seemed as if he couldn't help wanting it.

The corners of Shang Yuxian's eyes gradually turned red, and his neck was also stained with lustful pink, becoming confused and moving. The young man held the hand on his back and slid it to his waist and gently rubbed it:

"Not now, let's go downstairs."

Shang Yuxian snorted impatiently: "Hmm..."

But after five or six days of not doing it, his whole body became weak from the touch. When San Lang stood up, he hugged him hard to stand firm. The two met their eyes for a while, and exchanged a deep kiss while breathing.

The two went downstairs together.

then……

Ok.

life.

San Lang opened the refrigerator, then he closed his eyes.

well.

I remembered the WeChat message I sent to Shang Yuxian before.

Shen Lang turned around, with a wooden face, took out the mobile phone from the pocket of his home clothes, opened WeChat and looked at it, and held it in front of Shang Yuxian's eyes.

"What did I say?" San Lang put his arms around his waist, "Baby, did you have a good chat with me?"

Shang Yuxian was confused: "What's wrong?"

On WeChat——

Question: Please help me to see, there are two bananas in the refrigerator, are they broken?

Answer: It is broken.

Ha ha.

Look, what is in front of you, often gives people a frightened life, and often gives life a frightened lover.

Good match.

Shen Lang: "...it's broken."

Shang Yuxian: "????? Well," he glanced at the refrigerator, nodded solemnly, "it's already black, it should be broken."

San Lang: "..."

Well, nothing wrong.

In the refrigerator, the two black, rotten bananas were still safe and sound, exuding a weird sweet and sour smell...

San Lang: "..."

"what happened?"

"……fine."

What should I do, I'm so angry.

But why does Mao feel that the big baby's serious and stupid expression is so cute, am I shaking M?

San Lang rubbed his forehead helplessly, took a deep breath, and let it out slowly.

Yes, when there is a problem with verbal expression, tell him with body language.

Shen Lang was silent, like a drama actor, strode exaggeratedly to the refrigerator, took out the two rotten bananas that made the refrigerator smell strange, stepped on the lid of the trash can with great movements, and put the bananas Throw it in.

Then he turned his head with a half-smile, intending to tease the big baby.

I saw Shang Yuxian fiddling with his mobile phone, and didn't notice his actions at all.

San Lang: "..."

Don't be angry, don't be angry, the young master is very generous, and for this family, the big baby has also paid a lot... Yes, he even went to buy green onions tonight...

I went to buy onions...

What about onions...

He stared blankly at the kitchen counter over there, where a shallot was placed upright.

Shen Lang: "????????"

Is it possible that writing copywriting is stupid recently, and language expression skills have obstacles?

Shen Lang hurriedly read the explanation to his lover on WeChat:

Question: I will get off work in a while, and I suddenly remembered that there are no green onions at home. Would you go to the Nanyuan Small Market to buy some green onions for me?

Answer: Mmm.

——Buy an onion and come back.

purchase!indivual!onion!back!Come!

One.

One.

Big baby bought a green onion back? ! ? ! ?

Woo, life.

With a stiff face, Shen Lang looked at Shang Yuxian who had just walked to the living room and sat down.

well.

fantastic.

Under the warm and romantic living room lighting.

The old and the young are playing mobile games in leisure, while being warm and affectionate to each other...

The lover is like a lazy little cute cat reclining on the sofa playing with the mobile phone...

At the beginning of the Chinese lanterns, the moonlight is hazy, and this is the golden time for a family.

But I stood alone in the kitchen, worrying about a green onion and two bananas?

Will you be bald?

will you?

Does my head already have a tendency to go bald?

"..."

"..."

"Damn!!! Quit doing it!!!"

That night, there was a sudden roar from Villa No. 11.

"???????"

In the living room, one old, one middle-aged and one young, looked up at the kitchen in fright.

I saw the young man rolled up his sleeves and rushed towards the stairs.

"..."

"Eat whatever you like! Young master is on strike today! Are you building a strike? Strike! Work! It's over! Bye bye!"

"..."

The three looked dull: "???"

……