My little dad, you can't afford to mess with me

This was definitely the day the CEO wanted to cry the most in the first half of his life.

There is no one who lives such a life to death.

Many men are said by their friends to be "afraid of their wives" and "strictly controlled by their wives", but it is only because of love and respect. I have never heard of a man who was scared to death by his wife.

At this time, the overlord, because he kicked the accelerator and left his lover in the garage, fell into fear like the most ordinary man in the world. He felt extraordinarily scared... No, he would never admit that it was fear, he I think that I am just a little... panicked.

Mr. Shang even blurted out in a panic: "Fuck!"

In the video call on the mobile phone, the manager of the marketing department is smoking a cigarette. He wears a suit and tie on his upper body, and big pants on his lower body. He is sitting on the toilet like a dog. Like a newscaster on an international channel, he was on a serious conference call with the president.

For some reason, Mr. Shang in the video whispered something about the air in the car, and after a short while, he glanced back with a look of seeing a ghost, and then came a curse.

Mr. Shang usually has a bit of a tongue, but when has he ever scolded someone? The supervisor trembled in fright, slipped his hand, and dropped his phone on the floor of his bathroom with a bang. At the same time, he instinctively wanted to save it. Subconsciously, he reached out his hand to catch it, but he let out an "ah" sound, and then, the cigarette butt he was holding fell off...the cigarette butt fell...it fell...

The cigarette butt fell into the toilet from between the legs, not very smoothly...

The Mr. Supervisor let out a scream, and the whole person bounced off the toilet, and immediately smelled the smell of burnt eggs in gravy.

Shang Yuxian closed his eyes, and heard a woman's roar coming from the phone: "It's so noisy! I only came home in the middle of the night, and I was crying and howling in the morning. Do you want to let people sleep?"

Mr. Supervisor covered his hands, picked up the phone, and looked like he was about to cry: "Mr. Shang..."

Shang Yuxian stared straight ahead, silently raised his hand, and pressed the red button to hang up the video.

Understand each other, no one is better than the other.

Huh, men.

Mulsanne had already driven on Rose Avenue, and there was an iron railing in the middle of the double yellow line isolation zone. He could only drive straight ahead, and he had to drive until the traffic lights before turning around.

Such a big lover disappeared from the back seat, and for the first time in his life, a man who had always been domineering felt a hodgepodge of guilt, panic, fear, pills, shit, and tight asses. Even Mr. Shang didn't realize it I realize that this is entirely the subconscious of being dominated and subjugated by being dominated by Gong Gong on the bed for a long time.

In his panic, he even thought, why not just pretend that he didn't notice that his lover was not in the car, and just keep driving until the end of the world.

(...)

How about listening to "Let.it.go" to ease your mood.

(...)

No, don't run away. Fortunately, Mr. Shang is still rational. He blasted those unrealistic thoughts out of his head in an instant. While the risk can still be controlled, he should immediately call back to Shen Lang.

However, how to explain?

Shang Yuxian stared at the mobile phone fixed on the air outlet of the driving platform, and his fingers rested on the dial keys on the screen, without moving for a long time.

A black crow seemed to rattle overhead, pulling out three dots.

Forget it, let’s send a WeChat.

Shang Yuxian poked out the chat interface of "Liangyue is on the top", and sent a voice in a quite calm tone.

Shang Yuxian: "Wait for me, I will go home and pick you up."

Soon, the other party replied.

Shen Lang: "Don't bother."

Shang Yuxian was taken aback for a moment, then felt a chill down his spine: "?? What's wrong?"

Shen Lang: "I'm going to work."

Shang Yuxian: "...you left the house? Where have you been?"

Shen Lang: "Yongxin Street."

The small street of Yongxin Street is very narrow, with tax bureaus and artificial lakes on both sides, and iron fences on both sides. Because the road is uneven, there are usually few cars passing by. It is a shortcut to the back door of Hengshang.

Shang Yuxian waited silently for a red light, looked at the time, slowed down, turned a corner, and drove in the other direction of Yongxin Street.

In this case, "immediate stop loss" is not as good as "low position cover".

So, Shang Yuxian sent a very gentle and loving voice.

Shang Yuxian: "That...San Lang, my car just broke down..."

After a long time, there finally replied.

Shen Lang: "Really, it ran away on its own? Are you driving a children's remote control car, or was it controlled by an international criminal gang using satellites? It's really a blessing in misfortune. Are you alright, baby?"

Shang Yuxian choked: "..."

This snarky tone is similar to the tone I used to hold a meeting in the small black room.

What a misfortune among misfortunes.

Mulsanne stopped at the crossroads, and the red light numbers in front of him were beating slowly.

The man held back for a long time in the struggle to survive.

Shang Yuxian: "I was about to turn around and go back to pick you up, why didn't I wait?"

Shen Lang: "Wait a minute? What are you waiting for? When you come back, tell me that you just accidentally threw me behind the car like a torn blanket?"

Shang Yuxian: "..."

After a while.

Shang Yuxian: "You didn't drive?"

Shen Lang: "It's open."

Shang Yuxian: "What are you driving?"

Shen Lang: "Car."

Shang Yuxian: "..."

pill.

A businessman who is accustomed to using all means to retain customers, his first reaction is to try his best to coax his lover, but obviously, if "washing white" doesn't work, then he can only "play a straight ball" head-on.

Shang Yuxian remembered the "seven-character formula" that Xiao Fang told him in the elevator one day.

I don't know if it works or not.

So, Mu Shang went around to Yongxin Street and drove from west to east, as if he wanted to block San Lang's car.

Here.

Before that, San Lang walked out of the gate of the villa with a livid face, wandered on the path for a while, waited for a long time, but did not see his lover come back to pick him up.

Very good, hehe.

Completely forgot about myself.

Suddenly, she understood sister Qin's mentality in a certain way.

It's just impossible to get through the day.

The roadway in Longting is too clean, let alone bricks, and there is not even a single stone that can be picked out on the cobblestone sidewalk.

Awesome, property management is quite in place.

The lover puts his affection for him into practice, big and small.

San Lang: "..."

Is it true that I can't lift a knife anymore?

Facing the morning sun, Shen Lang stopped in his tracks, with peach blossom eyes drooping, and laughed softly.

Then, he turned around suddenly, and ran home at a high speed, as agile as a hunting leopard.

The old man and Xiaotuanzi were just about to go back to the house. Under the stunned eyes of the old and the young, the young man rushed into the gate of the villa, jumped up the steps in three steps and two steps, and rushed in without saying a word, and went straight to the study on the third floor , grabbed the car keys of the Lamborghini Black Bat from the small safe, turned around and ran out again.

Xiaotuanzi and the old man: "..."

Before the smiles of the old and the young could be put away, they saw the young man rushing into the garage with a dull look on his face.

Then, only a deafening "rumble" was heard, and a sports car started its engine.

Black, dark black.

A black bat, like a phantom of the day, rushed out in the blink of an eye.

Not even a single red light.

The black bat opened the hood all the way, the young man was wearing a casual suit and sunglasses, with a slightly gloomy pale face, just like a sexy supermodel in a car magazine appearing on the Rose Avenue in the morning rush hour, the high-end matching of luxury cars and handsome men attracted people's attention. Many young men and women looked sideways.

Halfway, I received a WeChat message from Shang Yuxian, who just turned into Yongxin Street.

Not long after, from a distance, I saw a black car coming towards me. The front of the Bentley Mulsanne was too eye-catching.

Shen Lang was not surprised at all.

At this time, another sentence popped up in the WeChat dialog box.

Shang Yuxian's tone was gentle: "Are you angry?"

San Lang stared at the screen without replying.

Immediately afterwards, another message came——

San Lang clicked to listen.

In the voice, there was silence for a while, and then he suddenly coughed lightly, "Don't be an example, don't be angry, this time it was just an accident, how could I forget you," Shang Yuxian paused, awkwardly Whispered, "Honey, in my eyes, you are an angel."

What's the matter with this sour foreign-flavored love story?

Mr. Shang also tried his best to coax his lover.

San Lang: "..."

Believe in your evil.

They are all veterans who have fought in field battles. Who will play Three Kingdoms with whom?

A businessman who only has business experience in his mind can't even believe a comma.

Which man can fall asleep halfway through making love to an angel at midnight on White Day?Please hang up and answer.

This has to be the most bullshit week of my life!

Shen Lang cursed secretly, held down the voice, and said slowly: "I feel, you said the word 'heaven' too much."

Shang Yuxian: [question mark.jpg]

San Lang: [呵呵.jpg]

Shang Yuxian: "San Lang, stop the car."

At this moment, the two vehicles met on a narrow road.

On the small narrow road, they stopped at the same time.

As soon as Shang Yuxian got out of the car, he saw the black bat lift the car door.

The young man stepped out with one long leg and landed on the ground, lazily leaning sideways on the back of the car seat, that scene was terribly handsome.

Shen Lang didn't even get out of the car, took off his sunglasses, looked up at Shang Yuxian: "Boss Shang, what a coincidence."

"Stop making trouble," Shang Yuxian smiled, looking at his lover softly, "This car is very suitable for you."

"Is it more suitable for me than you?" Peach Blossom eyes curved, "That's right, at least it won't fall asleep when I'm inside it."

"?????"

Shang Yuxian: "..."

For some reason, the two fell silent at the same time.

1 minute has passed.

Shang Yuxian took a step forward, bent slightly, and softened his voice: "Still angry?"

San Lang rubbed his forehead: "No."

Shang Yuxian: "Then why don't you speak?"

Shen Lang: "I was just thinking, Mr. Shang, your work is too great, your achievements are too brilliant, and you have a sense of responsibility. This small alley is located in a remote place. Behind you is a lake of buried bones. In front of you is An angry man, I'm afraid your life will be in danger if you continue to stay here."

Shang Yuxian: "?????"

His little friend is mad at him and has risen to life-threatening heights?

It was quiet for a while.

Shen Lang endured it: "Still leaving?"

Shang Yuxian: "I saw you parked the car just now, I thought you were not angry anymore."

Shen Lang: "Of course I'm not angry. The young master's belly is very large, beyond the range you can imagine. Otherwise, I would also grow a little brother. Why would I be the one on top?"

Shang Yuxian: "..."

They were quiet again for a while.

Shang Yuxian continued his efforts: "Are you really not angry anymore?"

Shen Lang smiled: "Guess?"

Shang Yuxian's face slowly approached him: "Or, in your heart, you have run over me ten thousand times with this car?"

Shen Lang tilted his head on the backrest, and lightly touched the tip of his nose: "Mr. Shang, do you have any misunderstandings about me?"

Shang Yuxian said softly, "What do you mean?"

San Lang leaned forward and pressed against his ear: "It's not like that yet, even if it really gets to the point where you can't stop dying, I will only fuck you to death ten thousand times."

Shang Yuxian: "..."

There was a moment of silence all around.

Shen Lang glanced at the time and waved his arms: "Okay, don't bother, I'm not angry."

Shang Yuxian: "Your face is like tofu that has been left for a month."

Shen Lang: "I'm going to be late for work, can I go?"

"No." Shang Yuxian was helpless, holding on to the car door persistently, "Do you think I will let you go in your state? We need to talk and communicate."

Shen Lang thought for a while: "Okay, this piece of tofu decided to talk to you, it told you that it is not angry, it is just heartbroken, even if you let it dry all night tonight, it will not be able to soothe its wounded heart, and It also has to bear the risk of you falling asleep halfway, and you have to calculate the area of ​​​​your own psychological shadow when even the tofu dregs are hard."

Shang Yuxian: "..."

There was a moment of silence all around.

Shang Yuxian remembered that when he woke up in the morning, he felt the young man hugging him tightly behind his back. He moved slightly, wanting to turn over and nestle into his lover's arms, but the ensuing swelling sensation made him completely awake in shock, and then As that feeling gradually awakened, he realized that his lover had been lying in ambush in his body all night.

Shang Yuxian was embarrassed: "I... sorry, I fell asleep last night..."

Shen Lang smiled: "I remember, you once threatened me to use a stapler to staple my bottom to a chair?"

Shang Yuxian: "I'm just talking."

Shan Lang: "No, I think it's very creative. If you fall asleep in the middle of the next time, I will definitely use 502 to stick your lower part to your thigh while you are in a deep sleep."

Shang Yuxian: "???"

Shen Lang: "Mr. Shang, do you have any objections?"

Shang Yuxian: "..."

This resentment is not at 01:30.

Just when Shang Yuxian was distracted, Shen Lang suddenly retracted his body and retracted his long legs into the car.

As soon as he turned around and wanted to close the car door, Shang Yuxian grabbed his wrist.

"San Lang..."

"open."

"let's talk……"

"What are you talking about? The whole Hengshang told me that yesterday was White Valentine's Day. Have you heard?"

"……Yes."

"You haven't come home for dinner for a week. I know you are very busy, so I don't talk. When I talked to you before, I told you that the time at the family table is very important. Do you remember? "

"I remember."

"If this continues, Tangtang will forget what you look like."

"how come?"

"To be honest, I don't care who you invite to dinner at night, and I don't want to interfere with your work unreasonably, but most of the time I can't help myself. Have you heard that three people become tigers?"

"I see."

"So," Shen Lang smiled, "Baby, I solemnly remind you, before I calm down, you'd better stay away from me, otherwise, I don't guarantee that I will be able to control myself, lest I let me You've become smooth all over."

Shang Yuxian smiled in his eyes: "If you want to vent, just punch me a few times to calm down?"

Shen Lang was stunned for a while, a proposal that was caught off guard, and he didn't catch it for a while: "..."

Shang Yuxian pressed the roof of the car and leaned forward: "What's wrong?"

The fundus of Taohuayan'er's eyes were a little red and bloodshot, and Shen Lang looked at him intently, and gently pinched his jaw: "Shang Yuxian, do you think that I dare not do anything to you?"

Shang Yuxian: "No, it's not that I dare not."

Shen Lang: "Fighting is a man's romance."

Shang Yuxian: "That's right."

Shen Lang: "Don't provoke me, I'm making trouble."

"Please."

"..."

"I won't fight back."

"..."

"Reluctant?"

"........."

Hold.

Shen Lang closed his eyes, breathed a sigh of relief, turned around, stretched his arms, reached the computer bag on the co-pilot, and found a...

Condoms?

Shang Yuxian was taken aback: "?????"

He actually carries this kind of thing with him?

Shen Lang raised his eyelids: "What are you looking at, you still look surprised, it's used on you every time, you don't recognize it?"

Shang Yuxian panicked, and he didn't know what he was thinking, and suddenly lowered his head and lowered his eyes: "You...you want to..."

Shen Lang tilted his head and smiled: "I think? What am I thinking?"

Shang Yuxian looked away: "I'll be back early tonight..."

"Don't worry, you're busy with your work." The corners of Shen Lang's lips curled into a casual teasing smile, "Baby, from today onwards, there will be no public rations."

Before Shang Yuxian could react.

The young man tore open the package of the condom, took out a bottle of 4.5L pure water from the side of the car seat, unscrewed it, put it on the mouth of the bottle, turned the water bottle upside down, squeezed the bottle violently, and the condom seemed to be filled. Like a water balloon, it quickly swelled into a long strip of water balloon.

Shen Lang got out of the car, didn't even cross the road, was far away, and didn't take aim, aimed at the glass of Mulshang's car, and smashed it.

Pretty accurate.

boom!

wow-

There was nothing wrong with the car glass, it was very strong, and Mulsanne washed his face.

A cracked condom stuck to the windshield.

Shang Yuxian: "..."

The young man let out a foul breath.

cool.

"I am reluctant to beat my wife, but I am willing to smash my car."

"..."

Shang Yuxian was stunned for a long time, looking at his lover's tall back in a daze.

I don't know which cute spot of him the kid has touched, Shang Yuxian's heartbeat suddenly accelerated, he gasped for breath, immediately lowered his eyes, his face flushed immediately, and the tips of his ears also turned red quietly.

Shen Lang turned around: "Did you see, don't think that I dare not beat you, there will be another time..."

The voice did not fall.

Shang Yuxian stepped forward suddenly, put an arm around his waist, raised his head and bit his lip.

Shen Lang felt the pain: "???"

Shang Yuxian pressed his lips against his, and asked softly, "What does it mean that there is no food?"

The young man pursed his lips tightly and did not open his mouth, letting the man's tongue press against him, feeling the man's arms tightened more and more tightly.

Can Lang couldn't bear this, his face was hot from the rush of blood, he couldn't help but grab Shang Yuxian's shoulder, resisted to move him back, turned his head and rubbed his chin on his face: "Mr. There is no one around, but we must also pay attention to the impact."

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Shen Lang smiled lazily: "I'm going to be late for work, so I'm leaving first."

Shang Yuxian held his waist tightly: "When will you calm down?"

Shen Lang hooked the corners of his lips: "Boss, I know you are busy, you are busy with your work. In fact, I am also very busy. I have to go to work, housekeeper, and take care of the children. How can I have time to be petty? From now on, I will not I will devote all my time and energy to you again, do you know that?"

Shang Yuxian looked into his eyes: "Are you sure?"

Shen Lang raised his eyebrows: "Of course."

Shang Yuxian blinked: "I see."

Shen Lang: "Know that you are still blocking me?"

Shang Yuxian: "All the way, let's go together."

San Lang bypassed him, got into the car, and closed the door: "But I don't want to."

Shang Yuxian: "..."

The sports car engine rumbled defiantly.

The young man stepped on the accelerator, and Shang Yuxian took a mouthful of car exhaust.

On this day, Mu Shang and the black bat drove into the underground parking lot one after the other.

Shang Yuxian parked the car next to the Lamborghini, got out of the car and saw San Lang's back disappearing at the staff gate, and when he entered, he found that the young man had long since disappeared, and the president's exclusive elevator was empty.

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Although Hengshang pays attention to the self-consciousness of employees and does not need to clock in and go to get off work, the department heads always pay attention to the attendance status of each subordinate member.

It was already 65:[-] when Shen Lang arrived at the General Secret Office on the [-]th floor.

In addition to the code farmers who often engage in night battles in the Ministry of Information, who have special permission to take morning vacations and work overtime at night, the situation of administrative staff being four or 10 minutes late is already very bad.

Shi Leilei came out of the office, saw from a distance that the seat that had been vacant for four to ten minutes was finally filled, and finally heaved a sigh of relief.

The young man is her subordinate, plus the special status, although it is not disclosed to the public, it is well known, Shi Leilei is afraid that the little colleague will not think about it for a while, relying on his own status to be special, the workplace is too deep, and he is still praising you today Those people may slander you behind your back tomorrow.

She walked to San Lang's side, lowered her eyes, crossed her arms, and tilted her head to look at him.

Shen Lang stood up: "Boss Shi."

Shi Leilei: "Tell me."

Shen Lang bowed his head: "My car is stuck in the morning rush hour traffic."

Shi Leilei looked at him carefully for a long time, then nodded: "You must be very sad to be stuck behind so many people who go to work on time, right?"

San Lang: "..."

Shi Leilei patted his office chair, "Stand for a while."

Shen Lang looked confused: "???"

Shi Leilei said with a straight face: "What are you looking at me for?"

Shen Lang: "Don't you need to deduct your salary?"

When Shi Leilei heard him ask this question, he couldn't help laughing: "San Lang, do you know what your salary was last month?"

Shen Lang blinked, handed in the salary card, he didn't even bother to check: "...Uh, you know?"

"How do I know, I'm not an HR," Shi Leilei said, "However, is salary deduction useful to you?"

San Lang: "..."

Shen Lang thought for a while: "Boss Shi, I'm not a primary school student, so I have to stand for being late for school?"

Shi Leilei: "What punishment? I am an excellent supervisor of the company, how can I physically punish employees? I just let your chair rest for a while. The value of this chair is much higher than yours. It never arrives late or leaves early. So dependable, it's more likely than you to be the ablest and most loyal employee."

San Lang: "???"

Shi Leilei turned around and glanced at the little goblins around him, "What's the excitement? Anyone who is late in the future will be given a chair to rest for a while. They are not allowed to change their shoes. Even Shen Lang accepts it. None of you are allowed to be special," said After finishing, go to the office, "Count down to a thousand, count slowly."

San Lang: "..."

Damn, there is no one else with this weird style of painting.

So this morning, Shen Lang stood at his desk for 10 minutes, and the whole Hengshang knew that Shen Lang was late for work, and Mr. Shi made various excuses for him to work while standing in front of everyone (...)

Hmm... I'm late in the morning...

Can't even sit down.

Not only that, Mr. Shang, who was so busy a while ago, seemed to be very leisurely from this day on. His figure always appeared in the secretariat inexplicably. At first, the goblins thought they were watching Wrong, I almost rubbed my eye makeup.

Dressed in a suit and leather shoes, the handsome man led the elites from the secretary department in the administrative hall to the public relations department. While explaining the work to the subordinates around him, he glanced intentionally or unintentionally at the desk by the window.

All the goblins: "..."

What is food marrow to know taste, what is obsession.

Boss, your eyes are too revealing, are you completely dizzy?

San Lang never squinted, staring at the plan on the computer screen, typing quickly with his slender fingers, without even raising his head.

Shang Yuxian paused: "..."

This is the first day.

It was only the first day of the day.

This is just the beginning.

The author has something to say: Shangshang: "..."

Candidate: "Hehe."