My little dad, you can't afford to mess with me

The two men have been too busy recently and neglected the children. Tangtang suddenly asked on the way:

"Brother, do you feel lonely?"

At that time, just waiting for a red light, a young lady stuffed a KFC new product flyer into the car window.

Xiaotuanzi lowered his head and fiddled with the leaflet, whispering: "Father and big brother haven't played with me for a long time. At grandma's house, Tangtang feels very lonely."

Shen Lang hugged her distressedly: "I'm sorry, big brother will try to accompany you as much as possible in the future..."

As soon as the words finished, Xiaotuanzi went on to say: "Jiajia told me that when I'm lonely, I should eat more delicious food, and I'll be in a better mood. I think what she said makes sense."

Shen Lang choked for a moment: "Well, what then?"

Xiaotuanzi: "For example... Baby Han or something..."

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Well, the company of dad and big brother, under the allure of fried chicken, is nothing.

So, the two men brought Xiaotuanzi to KFC, completely ignoring whether there were acquaintances around, sitting in the seat by the window, watching Xiaotuanzi gnawing on hamburgers and fried chicken.

Shen Lang: "Buy a bucket and go home."

Shang Yuxian: "No."

Shang Yuxian doesn't want Tangtang to eat too much fried food, even if he buys it back, he can't let his children eat it. Instead of hanging her, it's better to keep her away from these things so that she can't remember them.

San Lang gnawed on two chicken drumsticks, and he couldn't get enough of it: "I'll eat it at night when she's asleep, and don't let her see it."

Shang Yuxian remembered that his lover likes to eat fried pork chops, and fried chicken and beer are also his favorite, so he stood up: "You can only eat one box of chicken legs, let it be more, you drink Chinese medicine recently, fried fried is not healthy."

San Lang compromised: "...Oh."

So when he came out from Lao Ken, San Lang was holding Tang Tang, who was eating a cone, and Shang Yuxian was carrying a small box of fried chicken legs specially bought for his lover, and the three of them got into the car and went home.

In the evening, when the evening rush hour is off work time, the six gates of Century Dragon Court come and go. Because of the need to verify the identity of the people entering and exiting, sometimes there will be a slight congestion.

Last year, there was a murder case in Lin province where the all-in-one vehicle identification machine for community access control was cracked by gangs, resulting in the death of several members of the family. Therefore, Xiaofang, who is in charge of Hengshang’s global security alert, has always supported the manual card-swiping security system. Later, even the access control card was maliciously hacked. He copied it, and now he has imported a three-in-one system of ID card recognition, face recognition, and fingerprint recognition from abroad.

Quite a hassle.

But the owners never complained about this kind of trouble. The drivers drove and lined up in an orderly manner to enter the door. As long as it can improve the safety of the community, waiting at the door for two or three minutes is a trivial matter.

At that time, the building leaders in the community organized a voting activity for "consultation and feedback on the replacement of the community security system". Ninety percent of the owners of the family are in favor of installing that set of foreign equipment.

The homeowners living in high-density communities are mostly white-collar workers who work overtime at every turn, and migrant workers who go out for business all the year round. It can be said that the life safety of the whole family is entrusted to Longting—the young people spend a lot of money. I bought a house in Longting with all my savings. This is the trust of consumers. Hengshang did not disappoint them. The quality of the house made the owners feel that it was worth the money, the sincerity of the developer and the property, and at the same time Humanistic care and attention.

Century Dragon Court is the first high-end residential real estate developed by Shang Yuxian. After years of hard work, the owners are full of praise for Hengshang. The praise rate of all major real estate websites is over 99%. This is the reputation of businessmen Accumulated little by little.

Everyone knows that Hengshang pays well, and the employees are willing to put more effort into their work.

The security guard Zhang Dazhuang was one of them. Although he was tired after working all day, after he handed over the work, he packed up his things, and then used his off-duty time to stand in front of the gate guard of Dongyuan, directing the order in front of the gate like a traffic policeman. The owners provide convenience.

From a distance, seeing a Bentley Mulsanne coming down Rose Avenue, Zhang Dazhuang subconsciously stood in a military posture.

Mu Shang didn't do anything special, and slowly lined up to enter the door.

When he was approaching, Zhang Dazhuang saw that the driver was his own boss, so he quickly turned his head and gave the little apprentice a wink, telling him to pay attention to important people.

Xiaotuanzi struggled in the back seat: "Dad, let me come, Dad, I haven't tried it yet... Big brother, I want to try it too... This is also the Wo family, I have to learn to open the door... Otherwise, If I am in the future, I won’t be able to go home or get in…”

Shang Yuxian ignored her, took out his ID card and prepared to scan it, and said indifferently: "Don't be coquettish, didn't you see you are queuing up, don't cause trouble for others,"

Xiaotuanzi: "This... this, no, it's not fair! It's not democratic!"

San Lang: "..."

what are you talking about baby

Whimsical, even I dare not talk about fairness and democracy with the big baby, are you pissing yourself off?

Well, he and Shang Yuxian have been busy with work recently, and they didn't take into account the child's study. When the two men came back to their senses, the bear child was already running on the road of seeking the core values ​​of socialism.

San Lang let go of his arms, and tentatively whispered, "Just this once, let's try."

If you didn't hear Shang Yuxian's response, it was tacit consent.

"Great!"

Xiao Tuanzi was overjoyed, and lay down from Shen Lang's arms, and moved to the window of the car.

Shang Yuxian turned his head, looked at his lover and daughter softly, turned the steering wheel, let Mu Shang approach the identification system, and lowered the rear window.

Xiaotuanzi looked up at the identification probe on the high place, "Open Sesame!"

After two seconds, the double-deck barrier remained motionless.

Xiaotuanzi pouted: "...No, don't open it for me..."

"It's time for Sesame to open the door," San Lang quickly coaxed her, "You have to press that with your finger, the code to enter the door is... Alibaba."

"Really?" Xiaotuanzi stretched out his small arm from the car window, and tapped his fingertips on the fingerprint reader, "Alibaba."

The double-layer barrier remained motionless.

Xiaotuanzi: "..."

Isn't this my home?

"You have to press your entire fingertips up," San Lang thought for a while, "The password to enter the door is..."

"I know!" Xiaotuanzi interrupted him, pressing his fingerprints and shouting, "Payment successful!"

The double-layer gate slowly raised.

San Lang: "???"

Shang Yuxian: "..."

What the hell is the payment successful?

San Lang looked at the new schoolbag on the back seat, asked Xiaotuanzi's permission, and took out her mobile phone from the schoolbag.

The phone was turned on, but there was no shopping software on the desktop, Shen Lang breathed a sigh of relief, and shook his head slightly at Shang Yuxian.

She thought that she had learned how to shop online, no matter how rich she was, the two men didn't want to turn the little group into a spendthrift prodigal.

Leaving aside the hand-chopping gangs on the Internet, who would rather be in debt than buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, and finally drive their parents to death. Are there not many ignorant children?

Shang Yuxian lowered his eyes and thought for a moment, caught a clue, and looked in the rearview mirror: "Is your grandma shopping online again?"

Xiaotuanzi nodded, "Yes!"

Shen Lang looked confused: "What routine?"

Xiaotuanzi explained solemnly: "Big brother, grandma bought a new schoolbag and pencil case for Wo. Once grandma's mobile phone said that the payment was successful, the things came in the next day! Therefore, if you want to enter the door, you must pay successfully. ,understand?"

San Lang: "..."

No!I don't understand!I don't understand the world of capitalists!

Just as Mu Shang drove through the gate slowly, Shen Lang received a call from Ying Xiong, the marketing manager of Yaya, who seemed to have just left work.

The phone's earpiece is loud.

Ying Xiong: "I just came out of Hengshang Supermarket and saw your car parked at the gate of Longting, so I came here."

Shen Lang: "Brother Ying is at the door?"

Ying Xiong: "That's right, Tangtang forgot the test paper in the classroom. My son said that he would ask parents to sign it tomorrow, so he sent it to you."

San Lang: "..."

Shen Lang didn't respond, because he clearly felt Xiaotuanzi trembling in his arms, and suddenly understood something, one big and one small subconsciously looked at Shang Yuxian in front of him in tacit understanding.

Shang Yuxian's eyes were gentle: "Tell him, we'll pick it up at the door."

San Lang: "..."

Mu Shang turned a corner and went back to the gate. Shen Lang got out of the car and ran to the side door, and saw Ying Xiong and Ying Jialin get out of the car.

After chatting with Ying's father and son for a while, after understanding the situation, Shen Lang took over the English test paper with a score of 58: "Brother Ying, Erbao, come to our house for dinner."

Ying Xiong looked a lot fatter than before, glanced at Mu Shang who was not far away, and said with a smile: "No, your sister-in-law is waiting for us at home," he said, nodding his head over there, Hold Ying Jialin and walk towards the parking lot.

Ying Xiong turned around and shouted loudly: "When you get home, don't make it difficult for the children, their exams are too difficult, and my second treasure didn't pass the exam. He hasn't passed the exam yet like Tangtang."

San Lang: "..."

That's about it.

In other words, the Sunflower class has now been promoted to the big class. Since Ying Jialin made trouble last time and apologized to Xiaotuanzi by being an example, he has officially become Tangtang's little follower, and now he is not afraid of being despised by the little brothers. Just protect Xiaotuanzi tightly, no one can bully him, and he will beat anyone who bullies him.

No, it's Beauty's Day on March [-]th, the kindergarten teachers have a holiday in the afternoon, and the children also borrowed money.

Ying Xiong was a bit late in picking up the child, and Ying Jialin was the last one in the class to go home.At that time, when he packed his schoolbag and went out, he found a 58-point test paper in the trash can, signed by Shang Yanye.

This English test is considered a preschool class. Compared with the previous ones, there are some simple grammars. The children are collectively confused, and the average score of the class is not high.

Ying Jialin just got 48 in the test, 10 points less than Tangtang. He picked up the test paper from the trash can, thinking that Tangtang must be in a hurry to lose the test paper, so he brought it back.

Ying Xiong originally thought about calling Shen Lang after dinner, but unexpectedly, he saw Shang Yuxian's car as soon as the car drove out of the Hengshang Hypermarket.

Just now, when Ying Jialin saw that Tangtang didn't get out of the car, he was still a little depressed. He walked up to Can Lang like a little man, and said solemnly: "Big Brother, Tangtang lost the test paper, I picked it up." It's here, please help me to hand it to her, don't thank me." Then he turned around and stood behind Ying Xiong.

Well, if Tangtang really got out of the car, he would definitely not thank him, and maybe he would never talk to him again.

Shang Yuxian's car window was kept open, and he could clearly hear what Shen Lang and Ying Xiong were talking about.

Shen Lang opened the door and entered the car.

Shang Yuxian turned his head, his face soft: "Tell me, what's new?"

Shen Lang sat up straight silently, and hugged Xiao Tuanzi on his lap.

This is completely a subconscious protective action.

Shen Lang glanced at his lover's expression, and whispered, "Well, Tangtang's performance this time is not ideal."

Shang Yuxian chuckled: "Is this something new to our family?"

San Lang: "..."

Shang Yuxian started the engine, and said in a tone of "the moon is really round tonight", "Go home, eat, I just had a snack, so I'll have dinner later today. Tangtang, are you ready?"

Xiaotuanzi trembled: "Well... I ate a hamburger just now... I made preparations in advance... What's that word called..."

"It's very smart to plan ahead," Shang Yuxian asked softly, "What about dinner, what do you want to eat?"

Xiaotuanzi opened his mouth: "Sweet and sour pork ribs."

There was a smile on the corner of Shang Yuxian's lips: "Your appetite is quite good."

Xiaotuanzi stammered: "The nest is...feeling...yes, I have an ominous premonition...you can eat more good ones, just eat some good ones..."

Shang Yuxian raised his eyebrows: "You feel right, tonight, you can eat whatever you want."

Xiaotuanzi: "..."

Shen Lang: "?????"

Mist grass? !

How could the conversation between the father and daughter sound like the last meal before the execution?

Shang Yuxian laughed softly.

San Lang shuddered.

Xiaotuanzi was lying on the big brother's lap limply.

Mushang parked in the garage, Xiaotuanzi was already petrified, and was limply carried into the house by his elder brother.

Tangtang had just eaten a hamburger, and couldn't eat anything for a while, so when she got home, she headed up to the second floor and got into her children's room and couldn't get out.

Shen Lang also entered the master bedroom with Shang Yuxian, and just entered the room, seeing the wide double bed, the two of them fell down together as if they had taken time out.

Bringing a baby after get off work is more tiring than going to work.

San Lang lay on his back, stretched out his hand and slowly rubbed his lover's temple.

Shang Yuxian could not help but pillow on the young man's arm: "I'm a little sleepy..."

Shen Lang turned over and wanted to go to the ground: "No, don't go to bed until ten o'clock, or you will suffer from insomnia in the second half of the night."

"I can't hold on anymore," Shang Yuxian closed his eyes and hugged him, "Don't go, sleep with me for a while."

"I make you mental?"

"what?"

"Get you excited."

San Lang hugged him into his arms, kissed him, and unbuttoned his suit, Shang Yuxian pushed him all the time: "I haven't showered yet, go take a shower."

San Lang lazily hugged him up.

The two went to the bathroom and took a hot shower together.

"I'll talk to her about grades." San Lang wiped the shower gel on his back, "Don't argue with the child again, and don't scare her, she looks so pitiful."

"Just pretend to be pitiful in front of adults," Shang Yuxian looked at him sideways, "If you don't howl, am I bickering with her?"

"Isn't it? It's like talking about cross talk. Tell me, when did you say that she worked? The method is wrong, and it won't have a substantial effect."

"..." Shang Yuxian was speechless for a moment.

San Lang grabbed his face and kissed him: "I still made myself so angry, I'm going to feel bad."

Shang Yuxian: "..."

After changing home clothes and coming out of the master bedroom, they saw the door of the children's study room open. The two men looked at each other, walked to the door and looked inside.

Xiao Tuanzi lay silently on the ground, wiping the ground with a small rag, and placed a small basin in the center of the ground.

Where is this Cinderella?

Routine, definitely a routine, has the brat learned how to sell miserably?

Obviously she was very successful, how could San Lang bear the little baby like this, hurriedly went in and hugged her, and made her stand firm on the ground: "Why didn't you rest when you came back, what kind of floor are you wiping? Are you mopping the floor at our house? Want to earn pocket money?"

Xiaotuanzi glanced at his father, and choked up in a low voice: "This time I don't have to pay, I did something wrong, um...rework for free, overtime..."

San Lang: "???"

"Pretending to be pitiful doesn't work." Shang Yuxian breathed a sigh of relief, "Learn to hide the test paper, lost the test paper, huh? Who did you learn from, the kindergarten teacher taught you to lie to your parents?"

Xiaotuanzi: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, dad..."

Shang Yuxian turned and walked towards the stairs, "Hold back, don't cry, come downstairs with me."

When he heard that he was going downstairs instead of going upstairs, Xiaotuanzi was still humming, but he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart—it was a trivial matter for the whole family to accept criticism, and if he did something wrong, his father would call him to the third party. The study room upstairs, that's the end of it, it's too scary!

After coaxing for a while, San Lang tidied up Xiaotuanzi, changed into pajamas, and brought the child to the living room on the first floor.

Shang Yuxian had just finished making two cups of coffee, and was sitting on the sofa watching WeChat on his mobile phone.

Shen Lang sat across from Xiao Tuanzi with his arms in his arms, and the three of them were silent for a long time.

Mr. Shang ignored him and was obviously very angry.

The living room was quiet, only the sound of coffee being stirred could be heard, and the atmosphere was rather depressing.

Shang Yuxian raised his eyes: "Tangtang, go to my study and help me take off the ruler."

Xiaotuanzi was shocked: "Woo..."

San Lang was also taken aback.

ruler.

That thing has been hanging on the wall of the study room on the third floor. It is said to be inherited from the ancestors and used to educate the children of merchants, but Shang Yuxian has never touched it.

Shen Lang hastily interrupted him: "Don't! You can't hit, girl, just talk..."

Shang Yuxian's eyes flashed sternly: "Shen Lang."

San Lang shut his mouth.

Xiaotuanzi also came to a little bit of awareness. This time, secretly throwing away the failed exam papers might be really serious. It angered his father, and he was very persistent. It was useless under the protection of his big brother, his big backer. .

If you make your father angry, the method of "crying first when you do something wrong" is feasible, but if you make your father angry, "crying" is an absolute taboo.

Xiaotuanzi rolled her little eyes in a panic.

It’s over.

This beating cannot be avoided.

In the memory of the five-year-old, her father only hit her once, because when she was four years old, she saw an unknown uncle at the door of the house and ate the snacks he gave.Since then, she has never taken anything from a stranger again.

beaten?Or run away?

It doesn't seem to work.

Xiaotuanzi thought for a long time, then stood up silently as if accepting his fate.

Shen Lang was terrified, and looked at Shang Yuxian: "Old Shang, Tangtang will not be like this in the future..."

Shang Yuxian's face darkened: "Go get the ruler."

San Lang: "..."

When there is no mobilization, let the prisoner get the instrument of torture by himself?ah?Are you a devil?

Xiaotuanzi twitched the corners of his mouth and whispered, "Dad, the errand fee is three yuan per trip."

Shen Lang: "??????"

Shang Yuxian was stunned for a moment, looked at the child solemnly, and said in a negotiating tone: "The errand fee is too expensive, and that ruler was only [-] cents when your grandfather bought it when he was a child, with a commission rate of [-]%? Your asking price is very unreasonable."

Xiaotuanzi looked confused, as expected, he didn't understand.

Shang Yuxian frowned: "Ms. Shang Yanye, I am bargaining with you."

Xiaotuanzi was stunned, trembling all over, but she had a strong desire to survive: "Father, you...you can't... bargain... because, do you have a second daughter to run errands for you?"

Shen Lang: "?????"

Shang Yuxian: "..."

what is this?

Learn price negotiation!

Xiaotuanzi's vernacular, academically speaking, is "different market competition environments have different effects on the formation of prices", that is to say, there is no competition in the nest, and the nest asks for prices, whether you want to buy it or not.

Shang Yuxian smiled lightly: "That's no need, Shen Lang, you go get it."

Xiaotuanzi hurriedly stepped forward: "Dad, this is an investment, three yuan, not much."

Shang Yuxian: "Investment? What can I get in return? I can invest, but you can get full marks in the next exam? Can you guarantee it?"

Xiaotuanzi bowed his head, feeling very wronged: "All investments have risks."

Shang Yuxian's temples were throbbing: "..."

Xiaotuanzi hurriedly explained: "Dad said it on TV!"

Shen Lang said with a wooden face: "..."

What kind of father and daughter are they in front of them?

Just when Shang Yuxian was choking and habitually wanted to find something to throw there, Shen Lang hurriedly gave Xiaotuanzi a wink, meaning to ask the child to apologize to his father first, and said that he would never do this again. The next is not an example.

As a result, Xiaotuanzi lowered his eyes, wondering if he saw the signal from the big brother, blinked his eyelids quickly, and suddenly asked in a low voice: "Big brother, how is the business in the grocery store?"

Shen Lang was stunned, is this a great way to divert attention?

Xiaotuanzi is awesome, so smart!

After hurriedly talking cooperatively, San Lang shook his head: "It's about decoration, changing the shelves, decorating during the day, opening at night, and there has been no business in the past month..."

Xiaotuanzi: "Then, did you lose money, does Zuzu know?"

Shen Lang sighed: "I must lose money, Zuzu certainly knows, but it will be fine in the future..."

"Well, it will be fine in the future." Xiaotuanzi patted the big brother on the shoulder, and sighed earnestly, "It's great, big brother is so happy...you make the business of the shop like that, Zuzu didn't even beat you...nor did he sit across from you and scare you with a straight face..."

Shen Lang: "?!?!?!"

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Ouch! Misty grass!

参朗“霍”地站起身，坐在爱人身边摁住了他的胸膛，生怕他站起来揍孩子。

Shang Yu was trembling with virtuousness, and stuttered a little, "She, she, she, Shen Lang, did you hear that, she was insinuating, didn't she? Who was she talking about?"

Shen Lang saw very clearly that the big baby seemed to have tears in his eyes from being angry with the little baby.

San Lang hugged him tightly: "It's not you, it's not you, you misunderstood, how old is she, what kind of sand shadow, how can she know so much?"

Xiaotuanzi held his breath, suddenly choked up, and finally collapsed: "Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ...It's cloudy and rainy...beating the child...Wo's father is too scary ah ah ah...I'm in too much pain, please help me, grandma is in pain..."

A burst of magic sound pierced my ears.

Shang Yuxian fell on his back in anger: "I haven't hit you yet, why does it hurt..."

Seeing that his lover's complexion was not good, Shen Lang felt his forehead was cold, panicked, and yelled at the child for the first time: "Don't cry! Shang Tangtang, you pissed Dad off, are you going to piss him off? !"

Xiaotuanzi trembled: "Hi."

I immediately realized that the situation was very bad, and it was completely unexpected. Both fathers were not very good.

Xiaotuanzi hid behind his elder brother sobbing, and looked carefully at his pale father.

It's a little serious.

Shang Yuxian leaned on the sofa and gasped for breath, closed his eyes for a while, finally calmed down a bit, and Shen Lang almost went to the medicine box to find Suxiao Jiuxin Pills.

On weekdays, the CEO, who usually takes his time to deal with the executives, was so angry with his five-year-old daughter that he almost fainted. Who would believe it?

Xiaotuanzi was really worried now, and ran up to Shang Yuxian with short legs, muttering tearfully, "Dad, what's wrong with you...Dad, I'm sorry...Dad, don't die..."

San Lang: "!!!!"

Shang Yuxian waved his hand: "Go aside..."

Sure enough, it diverted attention.

The matter of the ruler is over for now.

Besides, how could Shen Lang really let Shang Yuxian beat the child? If it's a boy, it's okay to beat him up, but a girl...

How to do it?

After finally coaxing his big and small babies, the English papers were spread out on the coffee table. Under the leadership of Can Lang, the family of three sat around in front of the coffee table in harmony and carefully studied the exam papers.

The two men found that this paper was really difficult.

Under Shang Yuxian's explanation, Tangtang wiped her tears and corrected all the wrong questions.

Shen Lang looked at Xiaotuanzi who was biting the tip of a pencil: "Tangtang, big brother, let's make an appointment with you."

Xiaotuanzi: "What?"

Shen Lang: "If you pass the English test next time, no, you have to work hard, as long as you get 80 points in the test, you can get whatever you want—well, it's labor remuneration, pocket money, gifts, any rewards. Okay, big brother can give you anything."

Xiaotuanzi's eyes lit up: "I will work hard for the exam, and I will definitely pass!"

Shen Lang: "Okay, it's a deal, what do you want? Pocket money, or a small gift?"

Xiaotuanzi hesitated for a moment: "Gifts... Don't mess with gifts... I don't want anything..."

Shen Lang was surprised: "You don't want anything?"

No labor remuneration, no small gifts, nothing at all, this does not match the recent growth of Xiaotuanzi.

Can Lang couldn't believe it: "Really? You can really study hard and score more than 80 points in the test, and you don't want any rewards?"

Xiaotuanzi thought for a while: "Well, big brother, just help me with my summer homework when the time comes."

San Lang: "..."

Shang Yuxian felt dizzy for a while: "..."

Then, Mr. Shang clearly saw that the 20-year-old pen in his hand fell to the floor with a bang, and the tip of the pen fell into a split... split...

"!!!!!!"

Shang Yuxian stared at the pen corpse on the ground, almost unable to get up.

Shen Lang's first reaction was to hug Xiaotuanzi in his arms, stand up from the sofa, and backed away repeatedly, all the way to the kitchen.

Shen Lang swallowed his throat: "It's time to cook, Tangtang, come quickly and help me."

Xiaotuanzi nodded in a panic: "Okay, okay."

The two secretly looked at the living room, Shang Yuxian sank deep in the sofa, pressed his fingers on his temples, narrowed his eyes slightly, and the smile on his lips disappeared. He seemed to be making a major decision, and seemed to be enduring something.

Xiaotuanzi hid behind the cabinet worriedly, looking in Dad's direction.

The ominous premonition is getting stronger and stronger, butt has a sense of crisis.

I owe my dad a beating...

Tonight is still long.

……