My little dad, you can't afford to mess with me

At the beginning of March, Hengshang's internal employee performance appraisal, the managers will evaluate each other anonymously, and the company's employees will be evaluated by the department leaders.

This year's new employees, in addition to passing the department assessment, also have a comprehensive ability written examination paper to answer, which is supervised and guided by the company's functional departments, and the CEO personally invigilates the examination.

This is also the first opportunity for newcomers to officially meet the president.

For the elite, bald March is upon us again.

The freshmen are not so good either, how long have you just graduated, and finally got out of school to get rid of the nightmare of the exam, but you have to answer questions for two days? !

Every employee of Hengshang has to go through a "staff entry comprehensive ability assessment", which can be said to be directly linked to future development prospects.

The test date is set for Monday.

After returning from the hot spring villa, Shen Lang frantically gnawed at the materials for three days, plus taking courses related to public relations, and met Shang Yuxian no more than three times. He justly said that everything depends on ability, refuses to miss questions, and avoids before the exam. .

Shang Yuxian did not object to this, he knew that this was the only persistence of the young man.

Congratulations... already crazy.

Programmer Fatty is just a coder. He has to organize his language for a long time to write a leave note, and communication is a big problem. The assessment items of "initiative and creativity" alone make him look confused.

For example, every time the general secretariat gathers and finishes the morning exercises (dancing with demons), a simple morning meeting is held. This month, in order to train new recruits, the supervisor has to stand up and speak for 2 minutes. The theme is "My future career plan ".

This is a topic that everyone doesn't like very much, because "a soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier", and the answer in every Mengxin's heart may be "a manager."

At the end of the speech, it was Zhu Zhong's turn. Zhu Zhong was sweating profusely every time he finished his morning exercises. He didn't have the energy to think about the plan, so he said a few words out loud.

The first sentence: "Work more overtime!"

The second sentence: "Eat less!"

Then, Zhu Zhong didn't know what to say.

Before the time came, everyone stared at him for a long time.

Zhu Zhong stood there for a while, but couldn't hold back anymore, so he said to the supervisor: "Also, stand more, lose weight...how about you talk first, let me stand here for a while?"

Everyone: "..."

Therefore, both Zhu Zhong and Can Lang felt that the newcomer assessment was more ominous than good.

San Lang is not confident, mainly because he is not a public relations professional.

The progress of the renovation of the grocery store slowed down, and Shen Lang had to study and supervise the work. It happened that Shang Yuxian was not free, so the couple did not see each other on Thursday and Friday.

It's been a week without making out.

Keep video calls at night, hum and chirp all kinds of teasing, and get tired of tilting your head so that you can sleep peacefully.

Last night, Shang Yuxian whispered to the screen, while Shen Lang held the phone in one hand and the ipad in the other, unknowingly leaning on the head of the bed, being coaxed to sleep by his lover.

Then, amidst the sound of electric drills by the decoration workers, Shen Langwo spent another two days in the grocery store trying to make up for it.

Finally ushered in the decisive Monday.

The examination room is located on the 64th floor of Hengshang, the stepped conference hall of the HR Department.

About 100 new employees.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, the budding elites were sitting in the stepped conference room, and everyone was ready to answer questions. Soon, the elite executives from the functional departments came in, and the leader was Shen Qiangwei, the HR manager.

Shen Qiangwei was in charge of Shen Lang's interview before.

After waiting for a while, Xiao Fang and Xiao Yuan entered and stood on both sides of the door.

Shang Yuxian entered the door in a hurry, dressed in a suit and leather shoes, with an elegant demeanor.

Shen Lang was sitting at the top of the last row, and heard the sound of fresh girls breathing from all around.

To be honest, many old people in the company feel that Mr. Shang seems to be more handsome than before, and even his skin is more delicate than before. It's like living younger.

Newbies: What is frozen age, what is reverse growth, what kind of magic medicine did the CEO take.

Old driver: I just smiled and said nothing.

There are two papers.

The first one is multiple-choice questions, fill-in-the-blank questions, enterprise overview and practical question-and-answer questions.

Unexpectedly, the second sheet was a blank sheet of paper with only three words: expression questions.

The newcomers were all dumbfounded.

Shang Yuxian sat on the podium, with gentle eyes as always, and said to the microphone:

"Colleagues, there is only one statement question for newcomers this time. You can briefly describe your job requirements, or discuss your views on the work of the department. Whatever you want, please complete it on the second test paper. It is a question and answer."

Newbies: "?????"

San Lang was stunned.

It is indeed the lover's style to do everything possible to torture the opponent.

Immediately afterwards, the conference hall became noisy.

Shang Yuxian had no expression on his face, and continued: "Now you can answer the paper, and the propositions are scored according to the difficulty. If your questions are too simple, you will definitely not get high marks. If your questions are too difficult, you will not be able to write. You can figure it out."

Newbies: "..."

Shen Lang and Zhu Zhong were separated by an aisle, trembling as they looked at each other.

I saw that where the eyes touched, the heads were buried in darkness, the newbies bit the bullet and wrote, and Shen Lang sat up straight, staring at his lover on the podium.

With a smile in her peach blossom eyes, she stared at Shang Yuxian from a distance for a while.

Rubbed her fingertips on her lips, hooked the corners of her lips, and said with her lips: Baby, just wait for me.

Shang Yuxian froze for a moment, then suddenly glanced away to look elsewhere.

An hour and a half passed.

Colleagues are almost at the end of writing.

San Lang wrote with vigor, finished his answer in an hour, and fell asleep on the table.

Seeing him lying on the table, Shang Yuxian thought his lover was not feeling well, so he got up and walked up the steps. Seeing the president patrolling the examination room, the newbies were so frightened that they lowered their heads and wrote.

Going up to a high place, he saw clearly the face of Shen Lang with closed eyes.

How long have the two of you been sleeping, that expression is obviously falling asleep.

The most important entrance exam for Daheng Commercial...

he!sleep!Go!up!

Shang Yuxian walked to his desk, looked down at the test paper he put aside.

Zhu Zhong tensed up and whispered, "Shhhhhhhhhh!"

Shen Lang said vaguely: "Get out, what are you shushing about the exam, you have to shhh after the exam."

Shang Yuxian: "...cough..."

Hearing the familiar voice, Shen Lang moved, opened his eyes, saw Shang Yuxian standing beside him, and immediately sat up straight.

"Bao...uh, Mr. Shang..."

"San Lang, were you sleeping when I personally invigilated the exam?"

Shang Yuxian lowered his eyes and asked, showing no emotion.

Shen Lang: "I didn't! I didn't! I've been answering the questions well!"

"Okay, answer the question."

"Yes."

Shen Lang stood up abruptly, feeling dizzy.

After Shang Yuxian finished speaking those four words, he paused.

San Lang: "...uh..."

He didn't speak for a long time, he hesitated for a while and didn't know how to answer, because he fell asleep and didn't hear what his lover asked. After a while, he had to say:

"Yes, I'm sorry... President Shang, I won't answer..."

"I haven't asked yet."

San Lang: "..."

Shang Yuxian raised the corners of his lips, "Sure enough, he is sleeping."

San Lang: "!!!!"

How boring is the big baby!

The cute new girls sitting nearby, holding pens and burying their heads, suddenly turned into screaming chickens. The two men are not enough to be bored on Weibo, are they also flirting during the exam?

"Please sit down," Shang Yuxian said with a little love in his eyes, "Are you uncomfortable?"

The young man felt aggrieved: "Stay up late to read, sleepy, too sleepy..."

Shang Yuxian whispered: "After finishing writing, let's rest."

As he spoke, his eyes paused, and when he landed on a certain question and answer question on San Lang's answer sheet, his face froze immediately——

The HR department asks:

If you were responsible for posting a job offer for Century Hengshang on a recruitment website, how would you write it?

San Lang replied:

The corporate culture of our company is very active. We dance together before work every day. Afterwards, there are slogans to boost morale, and everyone has to perform a show. At noon, we can see beautiful girls in the cafeteria. , The whole company works overtime" as an excuse not to go home to face the yellow-faced woman. If you don't agree with this cultural atmosphere, please do not submit your resume, thank you!

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Damn stuff.

Seeing the big baby's dark face, San Lang sat up straighter.

Shang Yuxian's face softened: "San Lang, I'm asking you."

"Yes!"

Shen Lang was startled, Huo Di stood up again.

"No need to answer, please sit down."

Shen Lang sat down: "..."

"Do you have any misunderstanding about our corporate culture?" Shang Yuxian was very angry: "Dancing? Performing a show?"

Shen Lang bowed his head: "..."

Shang Yuxian: "Very good, this year's company annual meeting, you can perform a show, dancing is also fine."

San Lang: "!!!!!!"

Then Shang Yuxian's eyes stopped on the second blank paper scroll, which was the last question and answer.

The question Shen Lang asked himself was: Please tell us about the president you know, what kind of leader is he?

Shang Yuxian looked down at his answer.

It says:

Mr. Shang has an innate aura of a king, mysterious, gentle, intimidating, and full of the charm of a male leader.

He was different from all the men I've ever dealt with.

Although many men try their best to make themselves more elegant and handsome to conceal their vulgar temperament under their expensive suits—of course they can usually do this aristocratic skill very well—but, no matter what, they also It is impossible to naturally exude the breath of a male leader like Mr. Shang.

His "leadership breath" is unpretentious, fierce and breathtaking.

This kind of aura is completely natural with his appearance, manners, demeanor, temperament, and quality. It comes out of his bones and cannot be disguised. It has nothing to do with his identity, how he wears, whether he has money or rights.

His eyes are not surprised, his expression is calm and calm, he is actually very gentle, but just leaning there quietly, his charm and aura are already extraordinarily domineering.

Yes, a born king does not need to flaunt.

I adore him.

Shang Yuxian, in my heart, is a handsome man who is truly born with the temperament of a king.

that's all!

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Then, the newcomers saw, for some reason, Mr. Shang was stunned in place, and the tips of his ears gradually turned red.

Suddenly he turned around and walked down the steps in disorder.

Newbies: "..."

Shen Lang: "?????"

Shen Lang was a little nervous, and said in a low voice, "Hey, me, am I not writing well? I can change it, before there's time..."

Shang Yuxian: "Don't change the answer, hand in the paper."

San Lang: "..."

After three o'clock in the afternoon, Shen Lang and Shang Yuxian got off work early, because Tangtang said that she missed her big brother, so they went to Taiding's mother's house.

"Where's my dad?"

When entering the door, Shang Yuxian asked.

"It's because the club has an activity, so I'm going fishing in the suburbs." Shang's mother took the fruit from Shen Lang's hand, looked at the young man's face, and liked it more and more, "Xiao Lang, why don't you stay for dinner? I'll ask my aunt to make some for you. Ok, make it up..."

"No need for mom, I'm in good health," San Lang walked into the living room, and looked back at Shang Yuxian, "Do I still need it?"

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Business mother: "..."

Originally, these words were nothing, but Shang Yuxian's blushing face instantly made the atmosphere more delicate.

Shen Lang was stunned: "Cough, no, I'll go back later, the shop is being renovated, I just came to see the child."

Xiaotuanzi has a cold and needs to be quarantined in the kindergarten. She asked for leave this afternoon to rest. When she heard movement in the living room, she ran out of the small bedroom.

Seeing Shen Lang, he threw himself on his lap, "Big Brother——"

"Ouch baby."

Shen Lang bent down to pick up the child and held it high.

The family sat on the sofa in the living room and chatted, while Shang's mother went to make coffee for her two sons.

Shen Lang put Xiaotuanzi on his lap: "How about staying at grandma's house, did you study hard?"

"...Uh," Xiaotuanzi put his arms around his elder brother, thought about it sadly, and sighed, "Wo You studied hard...but, Wo is sick...can't go to school..."

"Want to play truant?" Shang Yuxian raised his eyes: "The little cold will be cured soon, didn't you take medicine?"

Afraid that the father and daughter would get into trouble again, Shen Lang hurriedly elbowed his lover, and coaxed the child with a smile: "Then what should I do, the teacher and the children will miss you very much, and when the illness recovers quickly, the eldest brother will send you off." Go to kindergarten."

Xiaotuanzi lowered his head: "Wo doesn't know when it will be better, but Wo thinks it's serious."

Shen Lang was taken aback: "What's wrong?"

Xiaotuanzi babbled: "When it comes to morning, I can't wake up, and at night, I can't fall asleep; when it comes to Monday, I don't want to move; when it comes to Friday, I can't sit still, and I can't go to school. What should I do?"

San Lang: "..."

The first thought was to grab Shang Yuxian who was beside him.

Shang Yuxian was so angry that his hands shook, he turned his head to look at his lover, and tried not to speak.

Mother Shang and Mother Zhang came out of the kitchen and put coffee and snacks on the coffee table.

Shang's mother: "Before the teacher said that she wanted to learn musical instruments, I bought her a violin, a piano, and a bamboo flute and a hole flute."

Shen Lang became interested: "Which one does she want to learn from?"

"I don't know any of them, and I don't know any musical instruments, so I can't guide you," Shang's mother curled her lips: "Xiaoyu has learned the piano, but he doesn't teach it. Tangtang played the violin all night, it's too... crunchy. It's out of tune."

"Out of tune?"

"It's tuned."

"Naturally, stringed instruments are a bit difficult." San Lang thought for a while, "I learned the violin for a while when I was young, but I almost forgot about it."

"Really?" Xiaotuanzi's eyes lit up, and he hugged San Lang's neck excitedly: "That's great, big brother is really good, play me a song!"

Shang Yuxian blinked: "Do you know how to play the violin?"

Shen Lang smiled: "My mother taught me."

Shang Yuxian was taken aback: "Yes."

Xiaotuanzi refused to let go: "Big brother, let us hear it, I'll get it!"

Shang's mother was also happy: "Then play a song for us, you can always make a sound, just try the timbre."

Can Lang had no choice but to let go of his hand, watching Xiao Tuanzi jump off his body and run into the house.

Xiaotuanzi came out with the violin, stood in the middle of the living room and posed first.

Shen Lang applauded: "It's so beautiful, you can perform it first."

Xiaotuanzi held his head high, leaned back his neck, and creaked for a while.

Shang Yuxian's complexion was not very good, and his temples were throbbing.

Shen Lang smiled: "If you master the technique, the tone will be nice."

"It's you," Shang Yuxian looked at him sideways, "You pull better than her, what will happen?"

Shen Lang snorted softly: "Stop looking down on people, I will get a very classical and noble piece!"

Shang Yuxian knew that Shen Lang actually didn't have any musical talents.

San Lang walked towards the center of the living room, and took the children's piano from Xiao Tuanzi.

Shang Yuxian: "Please, let us appreciate it."

The young man picked up the violin and put it on the shelf in a decent way, quite handsome.

Shen Lang cleared his throat: "Next, I'll play a piece for everyone, the third movement of Mahler's "First Symphony" 'Giant'. Due to time constraints, I will play the opening part——"

Shang Yuxian was stunned for a moment, listening to the name, he was very advanced.

"Is this difficult?"

Shangmu and Xiaotuanzi shouted together:

"Come one! Come one!"

So that evening, a song sounded in the entire Taicho business villa...

intermittent……

two tigers.

two tigers.

runs fast.

runs fast.

Audiences:"……"

This song is poisonous, it has been creaking in my ears all night, echoing like an auditory hallucination.

Under the down-to-earth performance of the big brother, Xiaotuanzi was very happy and sang along. She decided to learn the violin and flute.

Xiaotuanzi said filially: "I want to tell Zuzu about learning the piano! I want to make a phone call to Zuzu, I miss him!"

Shen Lang was very relieved, put the child on the sofa far away, took out his mobile phone and dialed his grandfather's number, the call was connected soon, he said hello to old man Shen, and handed the mobile phone to Tangtang.

So the old and the young chatted on the phone, and they were so mysterious that they didn't know what to talk about.

Shang Yuxian put down the coffee cup and looked at Shang's mother: "What happened to Tangtang in the kindergarten recently?"

According to the frequency of Xiaotuanzi's troubles in the past, it's time for Mr. Zhang to sue.

The business mother hesitated for a moment, glanced at the little granddaughter who was bouncing around on the sofa holding the phone, went to the small bedroom to carry a small schoolbag, and took out her graphic diary.

Seeing this, Shen Lang was a little worried: "What's wrong? You didn't do your homework?"

Mother Shang's face was serious: "I wrote it."

Turning to the next page, the two men saw that there was a painting on it, two men lying in the banknote pile, the title was "My Dad".

Here's what she wrote—

My dads are very rich and good at making money. As long as it is related to money, there is nothing they can't handle.

Two men: "..."

This kid is a three-view pill.

Shang's mother frowned: "How did you teach?"

Shang Yuxian's heart beat faster, even though his lover held his wrist tightly, it couldn't stop him from standing up from the sofa, and strode straight to the child.

"Tangtang, come here."

Shang Yuxian said in a low voice.

Xiaotuanzi was standing on the sofa in the distance, chatting with Zuzu on the phone, while jumping around like a trampoline, she didn't hear her father calling her at all.

Shang Yuxian drank in a low voice: "Shang Yanye!!"

With this voice, Xiaotuanzi was startled, and suddenly fell off the sofa carelessly.

A thud.

The whole family was terrified.

Shen Lang rushed over and picked up the child. When he landed, his head seemed to hit the sofa, and he didn't know if his ankle was sprained. "How is it? Where does it hurt? Where did you fall?"

The mobile phone fell to the ground, old man Shen heard the voice on the other side of the phone, and was still shouting loudly: "What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the matter with Tangtang?"

Shen Lang sat on the floor with the child in his arms, looked up at Shang Yuxian with red eyes, rubbed the child's little head, picked up the phone and said, "Grandpa, it's okay, he fell off the sofa."

Old Man Shen: "Ah? What's the matter, didn't you fall?"

Shen Lang bowed his head and kissed Xiao Tuanzi: "It's okay, she is very brave, she didn't say a word, she didn't cry."

At this moment, Xiaotuanzi stretched out his hand silently, took the elder brother's mobile phone, and whispered into the microphone:

"Wo is fine, Zuzu, let me tell you, Wo is very brave, Wo won't cry, Zuzu don't worry...then...don't make trouble for now...hang up the phone..."

"Oh, that's good..."

Quickly clicked to hang up.

The phone hung up, and there was a beeping sound, Xiaotuanzi trembled and cried loudly.

Shen Lang only listened to the magic sound.

Well, no matter how fragile your heart is, you must be invincible externally.

While coaxing the baby, Shen Lang glared at Shang Yuxian who was standing in front of him.

Seeing that the child is fine, Shang Yuxian breathed a sigh of relief, "Look what I am doing, if you don't teach her, she will become a gold slave."

Shen Lang held Xiaotuanzi in his arms: "Then your method is wrong, the child will be scared out of his wits by you, and he can't bear it psychologically."

"You have a way, wait and see."

Shang Yuxian smiled lightly, with frightening eyes, turned around and walked in the direction of Shang's mother.

San Lang: "..."

Xiaotuanzi sensed that the fathers were about to quarrel, and stopped crying: "Hi, big brother..."

San Lang picked her up and sat on the sofa: "It's fine."

The two sons taught the children. Although Shang's mother felt distressed, she didn't interrupt, but just watched quietly.

The living room was eerily quiet.

San Lang brought the homework book on the coffee table, and admired it with Tangtang for a while: "The drawing is really good."

Xiaotuanzi sobbed: "..."

"Do you really think that as long as it's money, there's nothing Dad can't handle?"

Xiaotuanzi blinked his big watery eyes, looked at his older brother's more serious face, and nodded cautiously: "Dad, it's very annoying. The children told me that their parents said that Wo's father is very annoying. .”

Although frightened by their father, the children were still very proud to hear their parents praise their father.

This cannot be denied, much less prevented, the child's adoration of his father.

Shen Lang thought for a while: "But big brother doesn't think so. Even a very powerful father still has things he can't handle, especially money issues—"

Xiaotuanzi: "???"

Shen Lang took out his wallet: "I'm asking Dad to do something for us now. Regarding money, believe it or not, he can't do it at all, and he's not very good at all."

Xiaotuanzi straightened his small shoulders, and he didn't even choke: "No way! Dad is the most annoying!"

"Then just wait and see." Shen Lang stood up, and walked up to Shang Yuxian under the puzzled eyes of the businessman's mother and son.

San Lang took out a dime from his wallet.

"Slap" on the coffee table.

Shen Lang: "President Shang, help me find a zero."

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Business mother: "..."

Xiaotuanzi looked at his father expectantly: "Dad..."

Shang Yuxian shook his head and smiled.

"What's wrong? Hurry up!"

"San Lang..."

"Can't do it?"

"Ah."

Shen Lang turned to look at the child: "Look, there are some things, no matter how rich he is, he still finds them difficult, but you just don't know about them."

Xiaotuanzi tilted his head and didn't speak for a long time.

Shen Lang didn't say any more, the child is in the stage of being curious and learning to think, and this is enough.

In the evening, Shang's mother took Xiaotuanzi to send Shen Lang out of the house. Shang Yuxian wanted to send him back, but the young man refused.

"I have an exam tomorrow, I have to go back to study."

The two stood by the car, and the door of the house was closed.

Shang Yuxian remembered the test paper of San Lang today, lowered his eyes and did not speak.

"What's the matter?" Shen Lang asked knowingly, with a smirk in his peach blossom eyes, he stretched out his hand to hook his lover's neck, and put his lips against his ear, "Mr. Shang, are you satisfied with my answer?"

Shang Yuxian: "..."

The two exchanged a wet kiss and parted at the door of the house.

Shen Lang drove back to the grocery store in the outskirts of the city, and took a long detour on the expressway around the city, but there was no traffic jam.

Halfway through the drive, Shen Lang received two red envelopes on WeChat, from Shang Yuxian, two 0.05 yuan.

San Lang: "..."

On the one-way street of the commercial street in the shantytown, a black Mercedes drove slowly from the street to the grocery store.

The big Benz drove forward at a fast speed, and was stuck tightly by the drunken white van in front, and there was a sticker on the back that said "newbie on the road, soaring through the clouds and fog".

The driver of Daben was sweating, just when he found an opportunity to step on the accelerator to overtake, Little Bread suddenly made an awesome snake-like move.

An old man stuck out his head from the cab, waving to the neighbors of the nearby shop.

The neighbors waved their arms at the old man with a smile.

Mom, hurry up!

What the hell, are you inspecting?

The windshield of the big Benz will be blackened by the exhaust fumes of the small bread.

Mr. Shang sat in the back seat with a dark face: "That old guy, what kind of car does he drive, does he burn wood?"

driver:"……"

"How far is it from that grocery store?"

"Half a street."

"Pull over, I'll walk over."

"Yes!"

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