My little dad, you can't afford to mess with me

Xiaotuanzi Fanwai: The daily life of a family of four (does not affect the progress of the plot)

In comparison, only for this family, the youth is indeed more like the head of the family.

"Big brother, the colored pencils in the nest are missing, the teacher said to use them on Monday..."

"The last time you took it downstairs, see if there is one near the fireplace."

"Xiao Lang, do you have any sesame oil at home?"

"The third cabinet above..."

The housekeeping aunt has not been invited for a long time, and Shen Lang keeps the house in order.In the past, Shang Yuxian would tell Xiaofang to buy new ones if he forgot to put them at home. Say its location.

As soon as Shen Lang came downstairs, he saw Shang's mother busy in the kitchen, and hurried over to get the spoon in her hand, and agreed to cook for her, and come to his son's house to enjoy the blessings, and the old lady was determined not to do it again.

On the way back, we have already discussed the dishes for tonight. The business mother is a neat person, and she does everything quickly, and she doesn't want to be a real Lafayette at her son's house. The net cut is good, and the children can do less.

After persuading her for a while, Shen Lang had no choice but to suggest: "Mom, why don't you play with Tangtang for a while, she's been promoted to a senior class, and she's learning idioms recently, and it's boring for her to study by herself when I'm cooking."

From the living room came the voice of Xiaotuanzi reciting idioms one by one.

Xiaotuanzi: "One sings and one harmonizes, one cleans the other, kills two birds with one stone, exactly the same..."

is a digital idiom.

Memorizing idioms is better than asking "why" all the time. Since the last bullying incident in the kindergarten, under the guidance of the principal's mother-in-law, Xiaotuanzi fell in love with asking "why", and Shen Lang vomited blood.

Mother Shang looked back at Xiaotuanzi who was sitting in front of the coffee table biting a pencil, put down the kitchen knife in her hand, and wiped her hands clean: "Well, I will accompany the child to study, and I will work hard for you."

To be honest, she never even troubled her own son, let alone the young Shen Lang.

Shang's mother was a little embarrassed: "Come here and ask you to cook for me. It's not good to come again next time."

Shen Lang helped her take off her apron: "Look at what you said, who doesn't eat dinner, even if you don't come, don't we have to eat? Sometimes I'm not here, you come here, the house is lively, Shang Yuxian and the children All happy."

Shang's mother turned to look at him: "Where is Xiaoyu? Why do you get into the house without showing your head when you get home? It was like this before?"

"It's in the study on the third floor," Shen Lang smiled, "I'm busy with company affairs, so I take it home to do it. It's busy at the beginning of the new year."

Tossing in the bathroom for two hours in the afternoon, no wonder he wasn't busy.

When Shang's mother came to the living room, Xiao Tuanzi was lying on the coffee table doing homework sadly, biting the end of the little pencil with teeth marks all over it.

Sitting next to Xiaotuanzi, Shang’s mother picked up the homework and looked at it for a while. She felt that the children nowadays are under great pressure. They have to learn such difficult knowledge at the age of five. There are Tang poems in Chinese books, Olympiads in math books, and English It is like a heavenly book.

Mother Shang sighed, got up and went to the kitchen, took out snacks and drinks from the refrigerator, Shen Lang didn't notice with his back turned to this side, and let the adults put the snacks and snacks in a pile in front of Xiaotuanzi.

So Xiaotuanzi raised his head like a kitten smelling fish, and looked at grandma in trepidation, his eyes widened, staring at the pudding and puffs in front of him in disbelief.

It's the dim sum made by the big brother himself!

Not so sweet but so delicious, small dumplings that are only allowed to eat a little snack every day. When did you have this kind of treatment before meals?

Can't help but provoke.

No matter how much, let's eat!

quietly eat...

While eating with his head down, he raised his eyes and glanced over there secretly.

There is nothing to cover the open kitchen, except for a row of short cabinets as a partition, revealing the back of Shen Lang's upper body.

There was the sound of cooking and the sound of the range hood.

Fearing that the big brother would notice something was wrong, Xiao Tuanzi took a bite of chocolate pudding, chewed it quickly, melted it in his mouth, and recited aloud: "One song and one harmony, they are completely the same...

At this time, Shen Lang suddenly said in the kitchen: "You have memorized this paragraph."

Xiaotuanzi almost choked: "?????"

I'm so nervous, I don't remember what I said just now.

Quickly dig a big mouthful of small pudding to suppress the shock, for fear of being discovered by the big brother.

Stealing snacks is a big deal, and you will be fined to stand!

Unexpectedly, the big brother is not finished yet, his hands are busy cooking, and his mouth is not idle, interacting with her as usual to learn: "One heart..."

Xiaotuanzi vomited, then swallowed the puffs in his mouth: "Yiyi!"

Shen Lang: "One call...

Xiaotuanzi: "Baiying!"

Shen Lang: "One..."

Xiaotuanzi: "Serious!"

Tangtang responded quickly, with a troubled expression on her face, feeling remorseful, there was no time for snacks at all.

With a gentle face, Shang's mother wiped the sweaty child's forehead, and held the juice box cooperatively, stuffing the straw into the child's mouth from time to time.

After the bamboo shoots and green vegetables are fried, the chicken soup stewed next to it is almost ready, Shen Lang said with a smile: "The next dish, sweet and sour pork ribs, how many pieces to make, it's up to you."

Xiaotuanzi quickly swallowed the sweets stuffed into his mouth, and sat upright: "Yes!"

Shen Lang took the ribs out of the pot: "See you..."

Xiaotuanzi: "Twin Eagles!"

Shen Lang froze for a moment: "...see you."

Xiaotuanzi was full of confidence: "It was like old friends at first sight!"

"Baby is awesome," the pork ribs dropped into the frying pan with a clatter, "Once upon a time..."

Xiaotuanzi: "Yixi!"

When Shang Yuxian came down from upstairs, he saw such a warm scene.

Mother, lover, children, and the house full of fireworks, life is so happy and perfect.

Shen Lang's voice came: "One grass..."

Sensing something, Xiaotuanzi suddenly looked sideways at the stairs, and threw the pudding in his hand aside in fright: "Yimu."

Shen Lang didn't notice the movement behind him: "One defeat..."

Shang Yuxian squinted his eyes and glanced at the messy snacks on the coffee table, with a particularly gentle expression, his eyes fell on Xiaotuanzi's little face who was eating without wiping his mouth.

That look is terrible.

Being stared at by his father, Xiaotuanzi hiccupped like a mouse after seeing a big cat, "Hmm?"

San Lang Stir-Fried Vegetables: "One defeat..."

Xiaotuanzi pursed his lips and said loudly, "One bow...to heaven and earth!"

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Business mother: "..."

Shen Lang frowned, and simply let it go: "A crushing defeat, this one is a bit difficult, next is two..."

Xiaotuanzi: "Second obeisance to the high hall!"

Shen Lang: "?????"

The little mind went blank, closed his eyes, and rushed to answer: "Husband and wife worship each other! Send them into the cave..."

Shen Lang shivered: "Don't! Don't give it away! You can't just give away that hole..."

Xiaotuanzi: "??? Why?"

San Lang: "..."

Xiaotuanzi: "Also, what is a bridal chamber?"

Shen Lang turned his back on his back: "... Immortals... couples, yes, um, the cave."

Xiaotuanzi: "Why can't..."

Shang Yuxian covered the corner of his mouth: "Cough!"

Hearing his lover's voice, San Lang turned around with a blank face: "Is my hair getting less recently?"

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Mother Shang burst out laughing, stood up and greeted the children: "Come, come, let's serve!"

Immediately afterwards, the house erupted in laughter.

It's not over yet, because Xiaotuanzi ate too many snacks before dinner, so at this moment, she was sitting on a children's high chair, looking at a table of sumptuous dishes, showing an expression of swallowing a snake, extremely sad and indignant.

As a result, I only ate a small piece of ribs, and I only ate a spoonful of omelet rice on the plate, and my mouth was still greedy, but there was not enough space in my stomach, and I didn’t dare to put down the tableware casually, and I was about to burst into tears.

Xiaotuanzi thought for a while: "Hey, grandma, your spinach is different from mine."

Shang's mother was stunned, looking at the food she had just picked up with the chopsticks: "What's wrong?"

Xiaotuanzi: "Grandma's spinach, why is there one more spinach than mine, this."

Shang's mother didn't even think about it: "This stem is used for pollination. After pollination, the spinach next to it will have seeds."

Xiaotuanzi: "Is there any spinach on the side?"

Business mother: "No."

Xiaotuanzi: "Why?"

Shang's mother thought for a while: "Mine is for boys, and boys have it, but yours is for girls, so there is no one."

Xiaotuanzi blinked: "Boys spinach, pollinate, give girls spinach, so there are spinach babies?"

Mother Shang nodded seriously: "Yes, the male parent pollinates the female parent, and there are seeds."

Xiaotuanzi Fuling's heart is full, and his eyes are bright: "Are they sleeping together?"

Shang's mother choked, glanced at her two sons, and said calmly, "Sleeping."

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Shen Lang: "?????"

Mist grass? ! ? !

What kind of shit is this.

The last time Xiaotuanzi asked why there was a baby when they slept together, the two of them struggled for a long time without explaining clearly, and finally had to ask Teacher Xiao Zhang, and I don’t know if the kindergarten will explain this.

After a question and answer with grandma, Xiaotuanzi seemed to understand the mystery in an instant. She carefully picked out a piece of spinach (...) and ate it, then continued to poke the omelet rice with a small spoon with a sad face.

Shang Yuxian looked up at her several times to no avail, it seemed that the child was really full.

It was the first time for the mother to come to the house in a real sense, and Shang Yuxian couldn't complain about "don't give the child random snacks", so he sighed and said to his daughter: "Okay, don't be brave, watch a cartoon , and then do the homework."

"Hmm." Xiaotuanzi put down his chopsticks.

Although no one criticized her about stealing snacks, she knew very well that her father was very angry and her elder brother was very disappointed.

The baby who can't even control his mouth is not the good baby that the big brother likes. The big brother made his favorite food, but he didn't eat it...

The child was very conscious, and whispered obediently, "Don't watch cartoons, I will continue to do my homework." He automatically and consciously jumped off the chair, and said politely, "I eat so much, big brother, dad and grandma eat slowly. .”

After getting the consent of the elders, he walked towards the living room with his head down.

The eldest brother didn't even look at her just now.

Xiaotuanzi was very sad and blamed himself: "..."

Shang's mother praised Shen Lang's craftsmanship, saying that it was very tasty, and Shang Yuxian, who always "eat less for dinner", added half a bowl more than usual.

San Lang turned his head several times during the meal, looking at Xiao Tuanzi in the living room, his eyes were full of distress.

Shang Yuxian said indifferently: "Leave her alone for an hour, don't talk to her."

Shen Lang whispered: "You are cold and violent."

Shang Yuxian showed the face of the little black house presiding over the meeting: "If you do something wrong, you won't be allowed to beat, scold, or talk about it. When you were young, you didn't follow the rules of your family, and when you grow up, you don't follow everyone's rules. From now on, you will be lawless. "

Shen Lang sat up straight: "Yes, Mr. Shang."

Shang Yuxian: "...huh."

06:30 Finished the meal.

Two men were washing dishes at the sink.

When Shen Lang answered the phone, he was not in a good mood: "Grandpa is going to attend the ceremony, and he won't come back today." After a pause, he said in a low voice, "As a matter of fact, my old colleague passed away. Last time we went to the nursing home, we saw that Grandpa, the one with the cane, that's gone..."

Shang Yuxian also panicked, and calmed down: "Don't think about it, we will take care of grandpa together in the future, don't let him worry about the store, let him play all day long, my family knows the old Chinese medicine doctor in Beijing, and he will take good care of grandpa. , live to be a hundred years old."

"En." Shen Lang lowered his eyes, "Thank you, um...thank you..."

"Thank you," Shang Yuxian raised his chin and rubbed his lover's face: "There is still a long way to go, it will be fine."

San Lang went upstairs to get their computers, and Shang's mother came over with her mobile phone.

In the kitchen, Shang Yuxian called his father, and Shang's mother also answered, saying that he would stay overnight and go back tomorrow.

So the mother and son chatted for a while about Tangtang's discipline.

The business mother muttered while washing the cup: "You frightened the child. When she mentions you, her body trembles. Fortunately, Xiao Lang has a good temper. You two can calm down, otherwise Tangtang will suffer a lot." sin."

Shang Yuxian fiddled with the coffee machine: "..."

Shang's mother has long been used to her son not saying a word: "If the child makes a mistake, just say it. What's the point of keeping the child cold?"

"What does the girl say? It's useless to say it lightly, and it's sad to say it too seriously. Give her some time to reflect on herself." Shang Yuxian's face was expressionless, and a trace of entanglement flashed in his eyes, "Now I can teach her clearly. It's not bad."

Shang's mother gave him a sideways look, "You're only in kindergarten, so you won't be able to teach anymore? What will you do when your child goes to college, gets a job, or finds a boyfriend?"

"It's easier to grow up," Shang Yuxian laughed, "Children at this age are the most difficult to teach, until the end of puberty, they are the most terrifying creatures in the world, full of curiosity about things, chasing you all day long 'Why', you are so angry that your teeth are itching; you have a strong thirst for knowledge, a strong desire to explore, have the ability to act, have destructive power, and the "Law on the Protection of Minors."

Business mother: "..."

Shang Yuxian made two cups of coffee and made a pot of tea for his mother.

Mother Shang went out with the teapot, turned her head and glared at her son, "That means you are not good enough, isn't it just teaching your granddaughter to study? Who are you bluffing?"

Shang Yuxian raised his eyebrows: "Then, I'll leave it to you tonight."

Shang's mother was confident: "Hmph."

It's not easy to go back to the bedroom with mother here, so Shang Yuxian and Shen Lang stayed in the living room.

One person has a laptop computer, one sits on the sofa reviewing the company's planning case, and the other leans on the beauty couch under the Christmas tree to read Hengshang's previous years' documents.

Xiaotuanzi lay down on the coffee table listlessly, doing homework.

Knowing that the two fathers were using "cold violence" to discipline their children, Shang's mother was unhappy. Sitting next to Tangtang, she said with a straight face, "Dad is busy with work, and grandma will teach you how to study."

Xiaotuanzi nodded: "Oh."

The two men made eye contact, exchanged glances, and saw gloating smiles in each other's eyes.

After a while.

Faintly heard Xiaotuanzi ask in a low voice: "Grandma, why does the puppy need to eat, but Xiaohua doesn't need to eat?"

Shang Yuxian looked sideways at them subconsciously.

Mother Shang cleared her throat and said with a smile in a voice that everyone could hear: "Flowers, plants and trees are planted in the soil and don't need to eat; mother dogs give birth to puppies, and puppies eat; mother cats give birth to kittens. Kittens eat—everything in the world, as long as it is born by its mother, will eat."

Shang Yuxian smiled and looked away, continuing to look at the computer.

Xiaotuanzi thought for a while: "Yes, the kittens in the kindergarten are from Zuzu's family's recruiter, so they need to eat."

Mother Shang was so proud, she pointed at Shang Yuxian's face: "Look, this kid is smarter than you when you were young, he can even find proofs, he will be a candidate for Shuimu University in the future..."

Xiaotuanzi: "But grandma, why doesn't the egg eat when the hen lays eggs?"

Business mother: "...?"

puff--

Shen Lang couldn't hold back, and sprayed a mouthful of coffee on the screen.

With a dark face, Shang's mother took a deep breath, and took out a baby-teaching artifact that she had prepared a long time ago, with a thick picture and text version of a hundred thousand whys, "Big brother bought this for you, have you seen it?" Is it over?"

"No," Xiaotuanzi looked at the young man in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows, and whispered aggrievedly, "I only watched half of it, and asked my brother a question, and he won't bother me again."

"What's the matter, didn't find the answer?" Shang's mother said, "This is a children's encyclopedia, and basically any problem can be solved.

Xiaotuanzi: "Big Brother said the same thing, saying that this book is very powerful."

Business mother: "Tell me, they are too young to understand anything, grandma will tell you."

Xiaotuanzi was happy: "Okay, okay, we're talking about zebras."

Business mother: "Zebras are very cute, what don't you understand?"

Xiaotuanzi thought about it for a while: "Oh, grandma, tell me, is a zebra a big white horse with black stripes all over, or a big black horse with white stripes all over?"

Business mother: "???? Ah?"

cough--

Shang Yuxian choked on his coffee and tried not to look up.

Xiaotuanzi: "Then, big brother closed the book and walked away without saying a word, and never told me a hundred thousand reasons."

Business mother: "..."

Xiaotuanzi whispered: "Grandma, tell me, why..."

"Stop asking!" Shang Yuxian interrupted her suddenly.

Xiaotuanzi was shocked: "Woo..."

"Hold back and concentrate on doing your homework," Shang Yuxian decided to show his mother a little face, and said calmly, "I never asked your grandpa so many questions when I was young."

Xiaotuanzi lowered her head to write the essay choked with sobs, and the two big backers were in the living room, which made her feel unwilling: "If... oh... If Dad... was like me when I was a child, and asked more questions to Grandpa, now... I When I ask you, Dad won't be unable to answer anything..."

San Lang: "????"

Shang Yuxian: "!!!!"

Fog grass!

Ni Lin, Ni Lin, the omnipotent Mr. Shang, is actually despised by his daughter and asked three questions?

Shang Yu's face turned blue with virtuousness, he raised his hand and tapped Xiaotuanzi's nose, almost unable to catch his breath, he subconsciously searched left and right for things that could be easily copied on both sides of the computer.

There was nothing but a coffee cup, Xiaotuanzi shrank his neck instinctively, while San Lang got up from the beauty's couch as fast as a leopard, rushed over and grabbed his lover's wrist, and hugged him tightly In his arms, coaxing some childish words in a low voice, don't care about the child.

The business mother suddenly looked confused.

Seeing how proficient the movements of this family of three are, it's like a rehearsal. Obviously, this kind of "pissing off Dad" is not a day or two anymore.

Seeing that his father was subdued by his elder brother, the safety factor has become higher, and there is no danger of being beaten anymore, Xiaotuanzi moved his little nose, holding his breath, and then let go of his voice and howled——

"Wuwuwu ah ah ah Grandma Ang... Dad is going to hit someone ah Ang Wo is too scared to provoke... No wonder, hiccup... No wonder, the teacher gave Wo's blood type... zero points... Wo's father is too scary to provoke Wuwuwu, he is so fierce, he must be zero points ah ah ang... What should I do if I become swollen in the future, I will become an old witch ah ah ang..."

Shen Lang and Shang's mother: "??????"

Shang Yuxian gritted his teeth: "What blood type?"

Shang's mother was startled, and looked at her son with an expression of disbelief.

The problem of blood type is a big problem of blood.

Mother Shang quickly picked up Xiaotuanzi and said in a panic, "Baby, what blood type did you just say? Tell grandma, what's going on?"

"This time, this time ... it's over, ah, ah, ah, ah, woohoo all weird dad ..."

Xiaotuanzi was crying so sadly that he was twitching.

Shang's mother sternly said, "What's going on?"

Xiaotuanzi burst into tears: "The kindergarten draws blood, and on my paper, it says: blood type 0..."

Shang's mother covered her heart: "???"

"Ah ah ah ah ah Ang Wo Tai, so sad...Wo is a child with a zero score...Dad...Dad must also be a zero score, so, hiccup, that's why he can't answer the question of the nest. In the future, Wo and Dad Maybe... I have to go beg for food, ah grandma, I really can't learn this habit, ah ah ah..."

Shang Yuxian: "..."

San Lang: "..."

When Xiaotuanzi finally stopped crying, Mother Shang also figured out the blood type issue, and finally explained it clearly to the child.

The two men are already sweating profusely, and raising a baby at home is more tiring than working overtime.

Xiaotuanzi's tears were also put back, and she whispered about the situation with her grandma. Last week, the kindergarten had a routine blood test and got the report the day before yesterday. Shang Yuxian and Shen Lang worked overtime, and Xiaofang picked up the child. It fell into Tangtang's hands, and she was so frightened by seeing "blood type 0" that she hid the report in her schoolbag.

Duduzui, who was the worst in the class, got an A, and the stupid slug got a B, so when Tangtang saw that she had a zero, she completely broke down. Shang Yuxian came back from get off work at night, and she didn't dare to talk to her father. Bring it up.

It was only seven o'clock in the evening, and Shang's mother was exhausted, hugging Xiaotuanzi tiredly, feeling more tired than climbing mountains with her old sisters.

Shang Yuxian's face softened a bit: "What is a slug, you give the kid a nickname?"

Xiaotuanzi twitched, and buried her little face in grandma's chest: "I didn't take it..."

Shang Yuxian said with a cold face, "That can't be called a classmate's nickname, it's too impolite."

Seeing that the child was about to cry again, Shen Lang hurriedly grabbed Shang Yuxian's arm: "Call, you can call, a nickname is a nickname... A cute nickname can deepen the relationship..."

Shang's mother was angry: "It's almost done, if I do this again, I will run away with the child!"

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Seeing the two big backers speak for him, Xiao Tuanzi felt confident, and hugged grandma with a look of grievance on his face: "Grandma, dad is so unreasonable... Big brother and dad called each other nicknames..."

San Lang: "???"

Shang's mother coaxed: "Your father grew up, no one dared to give him a nickname, what's your father's name?"

There were tears on Xiaotuanzi's face: "Big baby."

Shang Yuxian: "!!!!"

San Lang covered his face.

Shang's mother: "Big brother, what's your nickname?"

Tangtang was stunned.

San Lang almost rushed over to cover the child's mouth: "I'm not! I don't!"

Xiaotuanzi: "Yes, Dad also called Big Brother by his nickname, Xiaolang, little thing, little friend..."

San Lang just breathed a sigh of relief——

Xiaotuanzi: "Another time, Wo sneaked up to the third floor and heard Dad call him..."

Shen Lang: "??????"

"Yes, Dad called," Xiaotuanzi nodded firmly, "...husband."

San Lang: "!!!"

Business mother: "emmmmmmmm"

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Shang Yuxian stood up suddenly, turned around and left.

Seen from the back, the tips of his ears were red.

Because Shang Yuxian angrily(?) left the living room, Xiaotuanzi was finally liberated.

Writing homework is not so stressful.

When Xiao Tuanzi recited Tang poems, he seemed to have ADHD: "Grandma, I want to go to the toilet."

Mother Shang said seriously: "You have gone to the toilet four times, and you didn't drink much water at night. You can't keep wanting to go to the toilet, and you can't pee. You have developed a bad habit of wanting to go to the toilet as soon as you recite the text."

Tangtang nodded solemnly: "Yes, grandma, then let's... eat something delicious and forget about it?"

Business mother: "..."

San Lang coaxed his lover in the master bedroom.

When the two went downstairs, it was almost eight o'clock, nine o'clock was Tangtang's bedtime, and was about to call the children and mother to go to rest, but saw Shang's mother sitting alone in the living room, with homework books spread out on the table, Xiaotuanzi was nowhere to be seen.

So, Shang Yuxian came to the kitchen calmly and saw Xiaotuanzi open the door of the refrigerator. After the lesson of breaking the milk glass jug last time, he didn't speak, and his footsteps became louder.

Tangtang heard footsteps and froze in front of the refrigerator door, not daring to move: "Dad..."

Shang Yuxian was expressionless: "What do you want to do? Stretching out your hands and tiptoes, I see that you seem to be looking for something to eat?"

Xiaotuanzi shook his head in fright: "No, no, Dad... Womuyou..."

Shang Yuxian's face softened: "Then, what are you doing standing in front of the refrigerator?"

Xiaotuanzi: "Wo is enduring, not taking food, um...enduring..."

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Gollum-

Xiaotuanzi's stomach growled.

Well, I ate a snack before dinner, didn't eat seriously, ended up nibbling an apple, and by eight o'clock I was unbearably hungry.

Shang Yuxian's complexion was not very good: "After dinner, after eating fruit, you can't eat anymore, especially at night, you know?"

Xiaotuanzi: "Can't you eat it?"

Shang Yuxian: "No, dad, big brother, grandma, don't eat at night."

Xiaotuanzi withdrew his little hand silently, turned around and looked at his father: "But, if you can't eat at night, why do we have to turn on a light in the refrigerator?"

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Seeing that her son was going to get angry again, Shang's mother hurried over and grabbed Xiaotuanzi's hand, and dragged her toward the living room: "It's not okay to let the child be hungry. There are no snacks in the refrigerator. I ate them all at night. Grandma will take you Go buy it."

San Lang followed behind Shang's mother: "Don't go out, I'll warm her up."

"Take her out for a night of fuss. There is a 24-hour supermarket in Nanyuan, and you don't even have to go out of the community." Shang's mother put on her coat and dressed Xiaotuanzi again, "When you should be strict, when you should be used to it, You still have to get used to it, don’t you baby? What do you want to eat?”

Xiaotuanzi laughed: "Chocolate pie!"

Business mother: "Okay, let's go."

Facts have proved that the child really cannot be brought to the elderly, and San Lang chased after him: "Mom, Tangtang needs to change his teeth, and he can't eat chocolate at night..."

With a bang, the door closed.

San Lang: "..."

Shang's mother led Xiaotuanzi out of the house.

After passing the villa of a certain celebrity on the 10th, I saw the Alaska raised at the gate of the front yard.

Almost all the ten owners in Dongyuan came and went by car, and few of them walked in Heitian. The big dog kept barking when it saw someone passing by.

Xiaotuanzi was taken aback: "Scream! Shout! Shout! If you scream... again... Wo will let Papa Wo watch you do your homework!"

Business mother: "..."

Seek the psychological shadow area of ​​the baby granddaughter.

Nanbeiyuan is a high-rise residence, and it is more lively here. There are Internet cafes, supermarkets, laundry rooms and other cheap shops in the community.However, there are no dining and entertainment venues in the Longting community, because Shang Yuxian thinks restaurants are smelly, and entertainment venues are too noisy.

The two came to the 24-hour supermarket, and the business mother bought three big bags of snacks for the child, as well as hamburgers, and just turned them in the microwave.

The business mother and the supermarket shopping guide came to the microwave oven, and because they were afraid of radiation, they put Xiaotuanzi on the children's rocking chair at the door and asked her to chat with the girl next to her.

Little Lolita sat on the small stool and gnawed on the hamburger, and said hello to Tangtang: "Why haven't I seen you before."

It was the first time for Xiaotuanzi to talk to a child in the same community. He was a little embarrassed, and pointed in the direction of Dongyuan: "I live there, and I don't know anyone here..."

Little Lolita enthusiastically introduced: "I have a few little sisters, they all live here, you will come to play often in the future."

"Sister?" Xiaotuanzi blinked: "Do you have a younger sister?"

Little Lolita shook her head: "At home...no, she's the neighbor's sister."

Xiaotuanzi thought for a while, and said earnestly: "Oh, you are the only child in the family, why don't you come home so late? My father said that you can only play at home at night. You are outside. Isn't your father in a hurry? ?”

Little Lolita sighed: "My father said, if I play at home all the time, I will never have a little sister."

Xiaotuanzi: "???????"

Little Lolita: "If you... want to have a little sister, you can't... bother Dad at home."

Xiaotuanzi: "Ah!"

What is enlightenment, what is sudden enlightenment.

... want a little sister ...

When Shang's mother came back with a steaming hamburger, what she saw was her granddaughter's dull expression.

The business mother waited for the child to finish eating the hamburger, then took the child for a stroll in the nearby small fitness plaza, watching a young man leading seven dogs.

When you play, you forget about time.

It wasn't until there were fewer people walking that Shang's mother remembered that she had forgotten to bring her mobile phone. She asked a neighbor next to her what time it was, and it was past nine o'clock.

Shang's mother was in a hurry: "Oops, we agreed on 10 minutes, it's time to go back to sleep, we have to go home quickly, your father is going to die..."

Xiaotuanzi quickly shook his head: "Grandma, slow down. If we go home now, Dad will get angry as soon as we enter the door, which can be scary... He will criticize us and say that we are late..."

Shang's mother frowned: "Then I have to go back."

Xiaotuanzi was dumbfounded.

For the little sister.

Ah!

Dad come on!

Xiaotuanzi made up his mind, and thought for a while: "Grandma...we should...go back later...as soon as we walk in, Dad...will hug us, yes, it was the same before, he will come home safely because of us , nothing happened... happy..."

"..."

"Let's go over there and see grandma, there are people dancing over there!"

"..."