My little dad, you can't afford to mess with me

After the Golden Week of the Spring Festival, the workplace is in a turbulent period, and fresh graduates are ready to fight.

In February, the recruitment season is here.

The following is part of the speech delivered by Shang Yuxian, CEO of Century Hengshang Group at the college student job fair:

"Seven years ago, the search engine designed a collapse special effect for '2012', hit enter, and the webpage cracked. Financial crisis, business war, people fell into digital panic.

"However, it turns out that the prophecy of the Mayans was unreliable. Just after the doomsday, the world returned to the atmosphere of digital carnival, and kept breaking records with one amazing data myth after another.

"This year, the sun rose as usual, and with it, as always, the gladiatorial horns.

"Society is not your parent, it's not going to ask you if you're hungry and wait patiently for you to prepare for battle.

"It's like 2000 years ago, in the Colosseum on the south side of Piazza Venezia, the emperors, bishops, and nobles sat on the throne, admiring the 8000-day fight of 100 wild beasts in the arena——

"The hungry beasts were released from the circle, with their angry eyes wide open and their bloody mouths wide open, they pounced on the blood-stained ones lying at their feet until they tore them into pieces, and only the one with the most kills survived.

"I'm Shang Yuxian, I look forward to it, you are the survivor."

At 11 o'clock in the morning, in the living room on the first floor of Villa No. [-] in Longting, the LCD TV on the wall is pasted with three characters of "television", and the headhunting video of this year's big job fair is being played.

Nowadays, cards with Chinese characters can be seen everywhere in the home, on household appliances, tableware, and home decorations. Tangtang is an important stage for preschool literacy and vocabulary accumulation. Can Lang made a bunch of literacy cards without hesitation.

A hot and nutritious breakfast is on the table.

Shen Lang carried Xiaotuanzi into the children's high chair, handed her an egg tart, and asked with a smile, "Honey, did you see Daddy on TV?"

Holding the spoon, Xiaotuanzi nodded violently, shaking the white pompoms tied on the ponytails, and grinned: "I saw you, when those uncles and uncles were talking, their faces were smiling like flowers. Only Dad kept a straight face. It's...too scary..."

After Shen Lang finished pouring the milk, he couldn't take his eyes off the TV, and couldn't help laughing: "Where is it scary, he is the most handsome in the audience."

When Shang Yuxian went downstairs, he heard such a conversation.

His lover and child sat in the morning sun, the vacant seat next to him was his own, and a rich breakfast was prepared on the dining table. The warm family atmosphere made him feel happy early in the morning.

Hearing footsteps behind him, Xiaotuanzi froze, and quickly lowered his head and shut up.

Shen Lang turned his head and smiled: "Did you sleep soundly when you returned to the cage?"

Wearing a tie, Shang Yuxian walked to the dining table and exchanged a close kiss on the lips with him: "You got up too early." I don't know if he loves his lover for getting up early to prepare meals, or he is complaining that the other party doesn't sleep in with him.

Tangtang finished eating first, drank another large glass of milk, and ran to play in front of the decorated fireplace.

Shang Yuxian’s breakfast has always been a combination of Chinese and Western styles. The vegetable salad is too cold, the bread is not warm, and has no nutrition. Shen Lang doesn’t want him to eat those just after waking up. , occasionally staying overnight here, getting up an hour early to steam steamed buns and cook nutritious porridge for the father and daughter.

Shen Lang poured coffee for him: "Yesterday you had a meeting, I went to the kindergarten to deliver the goods, and picked up Tangtang by the way, Teacher Xiao Zhang told me something, I think it can be big or small."

Shang Yuxian put down the mobile phone that was watching the news: "What's wrong? Have you filed a complaint?"

Shen Lang rubbed his face: "The matter of building blocks in the activity class, Tangtang's performance..."

"Stacking blocks?" Shang Yuxian wondered, and said confidently, "She is very good at playing with Lego toys, so it shouldn't be a problem to pile up blocks."

Shen Lang was serious: "Other children piled up small houses and small animals. Our children stacked the building blocks into a row, pushed them, and said to everyone: "Touch yourself, I'm confused."

Shang Yuxian: "???"

"I was so embarrassed at the time," San Lang gritted his teeth, and muttered softly, "I was misled by the stinky old man..."

Shang Yuxian burst out laughing.

"Are you still laughing? 'Three-year-old' knows, this is a big deal, it seems that our family will come to a formal dining table to preach," Shen Lang muttered, made up his mind, straightened his face, and tidied up expression, turned back and called:

"Tangtang, come here."

"what?"

Tangtang turned her head, and immediately sensed the danger. Why did the big brother look so serious?This kind of situation is quite rare. Xiaotuanzi squatting on the ground rolled his eyes and said hesitantly:

"Wo... Wo, I'm a little busy..."

Shang Yuxian said coldly: "What are you up to, my lord calls you, come and talk."

Tangtang: "..."

Xiaotuanzi got up and moved over to the side of the table with small steps.

"Big brother……"

Shen Lang organized the language, and cut straight to the point: "Tangtang, you can no longer play with Zuzu in the future."

Xiaotuanzi was stunned: "Why, what's the matter? What happened to Zuzu?"

"Zuzu is fine," Shen Lang said with a straight face, "but Zuzu is too playful and doesn't study hard, he is not a good boy, I don't want you to play with him again in the future."

Xiaotuanzi blinked his big eyes: "Then, Tangtang, is he a good boy?"

Without thinking about it, Shen Lang nodded and said, "Of course Tangtang is a good boy."

Xiaotuanzi breathed a sigh of relief, "That's good, then Zuzu can come and play with me."

San Lang: "..."

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Shang Yuxian has always shown respect for his lover educating his children. He suppressed a smile, lowered his head and continued to look at his phone.

Shen Lang endured it, with a serious face: "Shang Yanye, I am talking to you very seriously, you are not allowed to talk back."

Xiaotuanzi: "???"

The small eyes quickly scrutinized Shen Lang's face, and saw that the big brother's expression was not right, why was the big brother scarier than his father today?

Xiaotuanzi panicked. If the other party was her father, she would use the method of "crying first if you make a mistake" to fight back, but the elder brother is usually so gentle to him, and the two of them have always been "hahaha" when they are together. It's a conditioned reflex, and I won't be able to cry for a while...

The next reaction that appeared in his little head was "Start the show", and four options immediately appeared:

-A: Pretending to be pitiful.

-B: Kiss him.

-C: Coax him.

-D: touched him.

select all!

Shen Lang remained expressionless: "I won't let Zuzu play with you either..."

"Big brother," Xiaotuanzi interrupted him, lowering his head and eyes, muttering softly, "Tangtang, I have very few friends, only Jiajia."

Shen Lang: "?????"

Just talking about Zuzu, why did he jump on Jiajia?

Wait, Jiajia, that is Ning Roujia, the class monitor of Sunflower, the poor little girl scolded by her mother all day long?

Suddenly mentioning that I have few friends, what kind of routine is this, a roundabout tactic?

In addition to being so pitiful, to win sympathy, is it a bitter trick?

While Shen Lang was in a daze, Tangtang rubbed against his legs and climbed up carefully, "I think Jiajia is very happy."

"Why?" Shen Lang didn't know why, so he subconsciously stretched out his arms to support her, and let Xiaotuanzi sit on his lap.

"Jiajia has Mimi."

"???"

Shen Lang's complexion changed, he turned his head to look at his lover, and found that Shang Yuxian was also looking over in surprise, and confirmed his eyes, a five-year-old child cannot develop.

San Lang grabbed the child's face: "Tangtang, what are you talking about?"

Xiaotuanzi pursed her lips: "Jiajia... always calls me her mother... when she calls her mother, it's Mommy Mommy..."

San Lang: "..."

San Lang felt dizzy for a moment.

Shang Yuxian's face was not very good.

Miss mom?

Because other children have mommy?

Tangtang whispered: "Tangtang also has a Mimi. Last time it was my turn to be the leader of the breeding team, responsible for feeding the kittens. I named a kitten, Mimi."

Shen Lang smiled bitterly: "Really, it sounds nice..."

"I also named the sofa at home, called Sofa Mi, this one is Xiaowan Mi, Apple Mi, Pencil Mi..." Xiaotuanzi said, then turned around and put his arms around San Lang's neck, sticking to his ear, Xiaotuanzi Whispered, "And the big brother, it's Dad."

Can Lang's eyes blurred: "?????"

Xiaotuanzi kissed him hard on the cheek.

Shen Lang was stunned, he even forgot to breathe, until he felt suffocated: "You, what are you talking about?"

The little face rubbed against his face lightly: "Dad."

The young man's eyes blurred: "What, what, how can there be... how can there be such a name, what is that..."

Xiaotuanzi became anxious: "Mummy is mother, and daddy is father."

Shen Lang choked his throat: "..."

"However, I already have a father," Xiaotuanzi hugged his neck tightly, "Big brother loves me the most, he is Tangtang's little daddy, and Tangtang likes big brother to mess with him the most...so, so, big brother Don't be angry, brother, huh? Tangtang kisses you, Tangtang didn't mean to make you angry..."

Shen Lang's breathing was uneven: "..."

In the past 25 years, there has never been a moment when I was more moved. I felt my fingers trembling, and I raised my arms to hold Xiaotuanzi tightly, so as not to let the children see my expression. ?”

Xiaotuanzi shrank his neck and called him carefully: "Little Daddy?"

The young man's eyes were red: "What?"

Xiaotuanzi spoke a little louder: "Father."

"can not hear."

"Pa! Pa! Did you hear that? Pa—Pa—"

"..."

That extremely prosperous face couldn't hold back any longer, and he buried his head on the child's small shoulders, and replied sullenly, "...um."

Xiaotuanzi rubbed his head: "Then, big brother, are you not angry with Tangtang?"

Shen Lang buried his face and shook his head: "Well, don't be angry, how could big brother be angry with baby."

Shang Yuxian was also a little dazed, staring at the two people he loved the most, and slowly raised the corners of his lips.

Know how to pay, know how to be grateful.

Sooner or later, loved ones will respond.

That morning, the young man cried out while holding the child.

bad boy.

There is no thought of preaching at the dining table again.

I just want to love her, love her, protect her, hold her hand, carry her on my back, hold her, prevent her from suffering any suffering in the world, watch her grow up, watch her be happy, until I close my eyes that day.

I want to give her the whole world.

my daughter.

At 08:30 am, two men emerged from the locker room.

One is personable, wearing a suit and leather shoes; the other is a young talent, well-dressed.In the corridor on the third floor of Longting, the two looked at each other for a while, with smiles in their eyes.

Shen Lang wore a well-tailored suit with a thin waist and long legs, a waist-cut style popular among young people.

"Pretty handsome," Shang Yuxian leaned forward and carefully adjusted his tie, "I'll be waiting for you at Hengshang, Shanlang, I wish you success."

"Accept your auspicious words," San Lang tossed the car keys, walked downstairs, turned his head towards his lover and raised his chin, "Boss Shang, see you later."

Standing on the steps, Shang Yuxian watched the young man's back disappear around the corner of the stairs.

Declining his lover's arrangement, he participated in Hengshang's job fair, received the interview notice for this season, and did not need any help or hints for interview questions. Shen Lang stepped into the first stop of his career.

For nothing else, I wanted to try it once while I was young, and it would be something to talk about in future.

This is the only persistence of youth.

Zhu Zhong has graduated from university for three years. He is 26 this year. He is 190 and weighs [-] catties. One year old, now can only be re-employed.

Because the image is not very good, the interviews have been repeated and failed. I did not expect to get an interview notice from Hengshang in the early spring of this year. It was a big surprise.

One of the top ten landmark buildings in this city: Century Hengshang.

In the bright sunshine, the 66-story golden shopping hall has a fountain square in front and a luxurious courtyard in the back.

Following the crowd, Zhu Zhong came out of the subway station, took a tissue in his hand, wiped off the sweat on his forehead, stood in front of the gate of Hengshang, and looked up at the giant pyramid.

A security guard ran towards him.

In the distance, the security guard signaled him to move aside, Zhu Zhong turned his head and saw a blue sports car parked behind him, the people in the car lowered the windows and were looking at him with a smile.

This man is too handsome, right?

Zhu Zhong hastily retreated to the side.

"Thank you."

His voice is also very nice.

With a screech of the engine, the sports car didn't enter the underground car park, but headed for the employee-only parking space.

Only then did Zhu Zhong notice that there were luxury cars parked on both sides of Hengshang's fountain square. Mercedes-Benz and BMW are not uncommon here. Ferrari can make two tables of mahjong, and the nearest place to him is a Lamborghini convertible white , next to it is a Land Rover, and opposite is a sturdy big Hummer.

The city's elite and rich people gather here, one side is working, and the other side is consumption. It seems that this exaggerated rumor is not groundless.

Zhu Zhong walked into the elevator dedicated to Hengshang's internal staff, and was surprised to see the young man driving a BMW squeezed in front of the floor button in the crowded elevator, smiling just right at him.

"Which floor are you going to?" San Lang pressed his own floor.

Zhu Zhong was a little apprehensive, "Floor 64."

"Same."

"Thank you."

The 64th floor is the personnel department. There are too many people interviewing this time, and the entire floor is used to receive interviewers.

After Shen Lang got out of the elevator, he was faced with a huge palace painting. He turned his head and saw the little fat man behind him also got out of the elevator.

An elite man came and stopped them gracefully: "Excuse me, two..."

"Interview." San Lang said.

The little fat man whispered, "I'm also... for the interview..."

The elite man stretched his arms sideways and made a "please" gesture to them, "The interview hasn't started yet, please come over here, both of you."

As soon as he took two steps, he felt something different under his feet, like it was paved with glass. San Lang stepped on it strangely, took two steps forward, and took a closer look, and saw a huge golden dragon fish swimming past under his feet.

He was so frightened that he dodged to the side and bumped into the little fat man.

The little fat man was also taken aback, and the two were amazed that the floor of Hengshang's HR department was actually made of transparent glass.

Under the feet are clear running water and countless colorful and expensive tropical fish. Hengshang's taste is really unique. The golden dragon just now weighs three catties and has a market price of 18, which is more expensive than gold. How could it be kept under the feet?

Isn't Shang Yuxian afraid of water?

San Lang frowned, standing still and watching the big fish swimming past.

The elite man stopped and turned around, seeming to sense the confusion of the two: "Our chairman is a lover of flowers, birds, fish and insects. This floor used to be the office of the chairman."

Shang Yuxian's father, thinking of the champion fish he ate a while ago, heard that Mr. Shang caught it himself, so it made sense.

The little fat man stepped on the glass, his legs trembled and his ankles were weak, as if he was seriously dizzy, he grabbed Shen Lang's arm tightly.

"It's okay, you're the only one who weighs so much that you won't be crushed." Shen Lang strode forward.

The little fat man bowed his head and followed him: "Well, I'm also here for an interview, my name is Zhu Zhong..."

This name is enough... vivid.

Shen Lang took a quick look at him and said with a smile, "Hi, my name is Shen Lang, let's go together?"

"Hmm." Zhu Chong breathed a sigh of relief.

The two followed the elite man inside.

The interview meeting is about to start, and the entire 64th floor is very crowded. Looking around, there are young people in formal clothes everywhere, and the two sides of the corridor and the rest area are full of young people waiting for the interview.

Finding a place to sit in a place with few people, Zhu Zhong whispered: "I heard that the rules of Hengshang, the management and high-level executives are all selected by the president himself."

"Shang...President, personally?" Shen Lang blinked, "How is it possible, it's too much work."

"My younger sister is working as a shopping guide downstairs. There is a rumor that it is the interview room on the 64th floor. It is said that people are never approached. It is said that there may be cameras in the room. The office of the general manager is on the top floor. It is said that you can see The interview was on-site.”

San Lang: "..."

Zhu Zhong: "I can only be a technical ape, what are you facing?"

Shen Lang: "The General Secret Office."

Zhu Zhong: "???? What?"

Shen Lang said with a wooden face: "In general, there are a lot of secrets."

Zhu Zhong was confused for a while, then stared at Shen Lang's face for a long time, "You have such a good image and good physique, you will definitely succeed in the interview."

Shen Lang smiled: "I wish you well too."

At this time, a high-cold lady in her 40s came over, took the mobile phone handed over by the person next to her, and said to the speaker: "I am the person in charge of personnel, Shen Qiangwei, and the interview is about to begin. Please follow the serial number you received when you were notified... ..."

Hengshang holds new recruitment once a year, and the interview lasts for three days. Newly promoted employees do not have an internship period, and they directly sign a three-year contract. The employees are treated very well, and it is very difficult to get in.

I don't know what happened in the past, but this time it's not a single interview, but a group of five people. Zhu Zhong and Shen Lang are relatively behind in the row, and Shen Lang is even further behind him. His luck is not very good. is the last group.

The order in the corridor was rectified by the elite seniors, and Shen Qiangwei led the first group of five people in first.

The rest of the people were quiet. Obviously, everyone was very nervous and attached great importance to this interview. I hope that after the first group comes out, I can give myself some interview tips.

The number of passing places is limited, and the elimination rate is above 80%.

If they were fully recruited before, wouldn't San Lang, who was ranked last, be defeated without a fight?

"San Lang, I remember a story about a boy who was at the end of the interview. He secretly handed a small note to the leader, which said, 'Sir, please don't rush to make a decision until you see me,' so the boss read it. A note, very interested, just waiting to meet him, and later hired him."

Shen Lang rubbed his forehead, "Believe it or not, if you secretly make a small move now, you will be killed by black-clothed bodyguards who appear out of nowhere?"

Zhu Zhong: "??????"

After waiting for less than 3 minutes, five people came out.

The speed of the interview was quite fast. The first one to come out was a girl, probably a college student who had just graduated, and she burst into tears as soon as she came out, as if she had messed up everything.

Then the second beautiful woman came out, hugged her roommate excitedly, said that she asked a lot of ordinary questions, asked her to introduce herself, and the last question was "I disagree with the superior, what will you do?" She couldn't even think about it. I didn't think about it, so I replied directly, "Listen to the leader's arrangement, and resolutely obey the superior's opinion."

Well, obey.

Obedient subordinates, this is the lover's style.

The other three also answered some common questions, but were all eliminated.

Outside the wooden gate of the interview hall, young people gathered around the two girls who passed the interview like middle school students answering the answers after the final exam.

Even Shen Lang couldn't help but listened for a while with Zhu Zhong.

"...It's so big inside, it's very empty, there's nothing there, just like...a dance room in a university, there's only a long mahogany desk with a laptop on it, two men and two women, a total of four people " said the beauty.

Zhu Zhong leaned forward and asked in a low voice, "Did you see the surveillance camera?"

Beauty: "Huh? I didn't see it. Yes, I also heard from my senior sister that Hengshang's interview is abnormal, and the boss personally checks it. Could it be that the news is inaccurate?"

Zhu Zhong was silent: "In this case, of course a pinhole camera is used."

When everyone was talking to each other, the second group had already been sent into the interview hall.

Shen Lang thought about it, and if he only answered that kind of question, he was quite confident. After all, the manager Ying Xiongying sent him a bunch of interview questions, all of which he asked when he was in charge of recruiting.

The second group took a shorter time, leaving only one girl, a girl with a childlike face and big breasts.

I only asked her one question, "What do you think are your strengths?" She replied, "Young, beautiful, hardworking, studious."

Shen Lang immediately shuddered, Hengshang's tastes are really ever-changing.

The waiting time is long.

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