My little dad, you can't afford to mess with me

"Come on, Tangtang, Tangtang is awesome!"

"...It's about to win, the yellow team will definitely win!"

"Brother, come on, catch up with Dabao's father, catch up!"

"Catch up?"

On the playing field, everyone in the spectator stands held their breath and looked at the only two groups of parent-child players left in front of them.

The parent-child sports meeting focuses on teamwork, and there are almost no individual competitions. It is all about the interaction between the team and the parent-child.

The game at this time is "War on Horseback".

Divided into three teams of red, yellow and blue, the little babies wear team-colored hats and ride on their father's neck. They are a complete group of people and horses. Five groups and one team play a hat-removing game-take off the hats of the enemy children , placed in your own loot collection area, and the hat remains on its head at the end, it is the surviving winning team.

San Lang is the yellow team, blocking the man's way of escape:

"Wu Dabao's father, right? Nice to meet you."

Father Wu's face twitched: "It's a pleasure to meet you?"

Wu's father is on the blue team. He is in his 30s. He has a big shoulder and a round waist, and he has good physical strength.However, despite his great strength, he is not as young and flexible as the young man, and Dabao is not as careful and sensitive as Tangtang.

On the other side, the red team has been wiped out.

The remaining blue and yellow teams fought for several rounds. Gradually, Father Wu showed signs of decline and was chased by San Lang and fled in all directions.

Xiao Tuanzi, who was riding on the elder brother's shoulders, stretched out his little hand quickly when Shen Lang jumped over the obstacle nimbly and ran to Wu Dabao's father, and made a false move on Dabao's left.

Dabao was so frightened that he hid to the right and pulled his father's right ear. Wu's father screamed in pain and ran to the right.

Unexpectedly, Can Lang held Tangtang's leg tightly, spun in a wild goose style, and walked around the opponent twice as if he was taking small steps, and came to the right behind the opponent.

"Look at my godly position," San Lang said in a low voice, "Tang Baoer, come on!"

"Yeah." The child looked calm.

After cooperating for so many rounds, she had already switched hands and waited there.

"Good job!"

"Take it off, take it off."

"Yellow team wins, yellow team wins!"

"Yellow team! Yellow team!"

Fearing that the parents on both sides would get into the game and it would be bad if they fought in a stalemate, the referee teacher hurried forward, blew the whistle and raised the flag: "The game is over, please separate, Tangtang wins!"

Broadcast: [The result of the competition is now announced. Shangyan Ye and his surrogate father won, belonging to: Yellow Team, Sunflower Class with 80 points, and won the final victory! 】

In the knockout seats on one side of the competition field, the children of the yellow team who had been downcast all jumped up and rushed forward.

"Tangtang! It's great! It's amazing!"

"Tangtang is really good, I thought we were going to lose."

"Big brother runs so fast!"

San Lang took the child off his shoulders and put it firmly on the ground. He watched with a smile as a group of children danced and surrounded Tangtang, who was pushed aside by everyone at first.

Xiaotuanzi raised his head carefully and looked at his elder brother.

San Lang gave her a thumbs up approvingly.

Won?

Won!

Big Brother is not lying, he can really win!

Surrounded by children, Xiaotuanzi was tearful, with a bright smile on his face.

Teacher Xiao Zhang: "Kids, let Tangtang accept the award on behalf of our class, okay?"

Children: "Good!"

At ten o'clock in the morning, outside the gate of Cambridge International Kindergarten.

A low-key black car was looking for a parking space, drove back and forth three times, and finally pulled to the side of the road slowly.

The window fell.

Shang Yuxian glanced at the broken white van, which was parked between two parking spaces without public morals. The front of the car was slanted to the left, and the rear of the car was slanted to the right. Obviously, the owner of the car had tried his best.

Shang Yuxian frowned, looked helplessly, and turned the steering wheel.

The black car slowly turned, moved, reversed, and squeezed in from the left side of the van next to each other.

Open the door and the man gets out of the car.

Dust off the non-existent folds in the cuffs of the trench coat.

At this moment, the voice of the broadcast came from the courtyard wall:

【...Shangyan Ye and his surrogate father won...】

"???"

The man paused, stared at the cuff for three seconds, and strode towards the kindergarten.

"Dudu-"

"come on, come on, come on!"

There were colorful flags in front of his eyes, and the crowd was surging in the stands, and the noise that pierced his ears caused Shang Yuxian to have a headache.

His temples throbbed.

Shang Yuxian squinted his eyes, looked around the class signs around the playground, and found the location of Sunflower Class.

The breeze was cool and the sun was shining. The man in the dark windbreaker was like an elegant ink painting, walking among the noisy crowd, and all the colorful scenes became his background.

At this time, a "relay borrowing" competition is going on on the field.

Let the parents run the first leg, draw lots at the designated position on the track, borrow the specified items according to the above requirements, and send the items to the "trophy collection area", and then, the children start the second leg. In the last third and fourth bars, adults and children run together.

In Tangtang's hand is a children's book she just borrowed, and she is running on the runway.

Since the long-legged San Lang is the first to take the lead, right now, Tangtang is No. 1 in the Sunflower class, followed by the Dandelion class.

Everything was going smoothly at first, but suddenly, for no reason, Tangtang lost his mind while running, his eyes were attracted by the crowd of onlookers by the side of the runway, and his pace became slower and slower...

In the end, the child actually stopped, turned around, and ran straight to the crowd of onlookers——

"father!"

Shang Yuxian: "..."

San Lang: "???"

In the distance, San Lang is posing on the relay line.

The young man had already taken off his heavy down jacket, only wearing a long-sleeved T, jeans hanging low on his thin waist and crotch, and night running shoes looked quite professional.

Seeing Xiaotuanzi running No.1, and 20 meters away from relaying with him, Shen Lang looked at the parents who were standing on the same starting line as him.

Analyzed and commented on the opponent's combat power attributes one by one.

Very good, this wave is stable.

In the next step, just carry the child on your shoulders, borrow two things, and run ahead...

Get it done!

You must do what you promise to the children.

Champions must have.

Hey, playing games with kindergarten...

I used to play all night with elementary school students.

Shen Lang was eager to try, raised one hand, looked at the runway ahead, and the relay posture was already set.

At this time, I saw the child yelled something, slowed down his pace, ran a diagonal line, and slowly left the track...

"Mist grass?"

San Lang was completely dumbfounded.

You took off all your clothes, are you making fun of me?

Shen Lang: "It's crooked, it's crooked, it's crooked, baby, are you sure you're not kidding me?"

"Did you get your attention by something?"

The parent next to him reminded.

Some children are really not focused enough, and they run to do other things before finishing the task at hand.

The parents around looked at Xiaotuanzi who had gone to play elsewhere after running halfway, and gave Shen Lang a good laugh.

Shen Lang was a little embarrassed, his old face blushed, "Conspiracy, this is a conspiracy! What are you looking at, whose old fox hooked up our little boy?"

Parents: "..."

San Lang put his hands together and clapped the horn: "Tangtang, come here, come to brother's bowl!"

He was ignored at all.

Dabao from the Dandelion class surpassed her.

Duoduo of the red rose class surpassed her.

Stone in the starry class overtook her.

San Lang: "..."

Failed.

to lose.

Shen Lang was filled with grief and anger: "Tangtang, you are not fighting alone, the Dandelion class is watching you, the starry sky class is watching you, Wu Dabao surpassed you, Shang Yanye, and the Sunflower class are all looking forward to you , everyone is cheering for you! You are not fighting alone! You are not alone!"

Parents: "..."

Shen Lang hated him for not fighting: "Big brother is angry, I will never talk to you again, I will not be with you, I will do what I say!"

All the children: "..."

Shen Lang was furious: "Shang Tangtang, you dare to hold me back, hold back after school, just wait and see!"

Kindergarten teachers: "..."

I don't know if he heard San Lang's roar and threat, the little group that got off track stayed for a while at the crowd's side, then suddenly turned around and ran in the direction of San Lang.

It's getting faster.

It was a small ball, dressed thickly, like a ball rolling over from afar, shouting something while running, taking a mouthful of wind.

Shen Lang: "?? Can't hear you! Run, don't beep!"

Everyone: "..."

Originally still No.1, now I am the only adult left on the relay line, this is the rhythm of the tail of the crane.

Criticizing education and so on, how could he care so much, seeing the child rushing towards him, Shen Lang half-knelt down, opened his arms, and hugged her.

The little one lifted it up, clamped its arms, turned around and ran, and ran straight towards the loot collection area.

With the child in his arms, he runs fast!

It surpassed the stone father of the star-studded class.

Xiaotuanzi was sandwiched, calmly said: "Big brother, my father is here."

Tsk, the one with zero points?

Pass the crowd of onlookers who just left the child behind.

While running, he followed the direction of the child's finger and glanced quickly: "Which one?"

Xiaotuanzi: "The one staring at you."

San Lang: "..."

When he came to the trophy collection area of ​​the Sunflower class, the child handed in the "borrowed" "Little Prince", and Shen Lang noticed that the borrowing requirements of the small note were:

【Favorite Book】

Referee teacher: "The review is passed, and the borrowed item is qualified."

Without saying a word, Shen Lang ran to the lottery area with the child in his arms.

When he was far away, he asked, "The little prince is very famous, can you understand?"

Xiaotuanzi recalled: "Dad read it, but I don't understand it."

Shen Lang frowned: "I didn't understand it, how could it be my favorite book, did you lie to the referee teacher?"

"I'm not lying! Dad really read it, and the voice is nice. Tangtang likes listening to daddy's stories the most," Xiaotuanzi was anxious, with a bit of aggrieved tone in his tone, "It's just that he read it a little fast, like a robot, not too It's interesting, that's why Tangtang doesn't understand..."

"Your father won't take this blame," San Lang laughed dryly, "It's good if someone reads it, but no one has told me a bedtime story yet."

Xiaotuanzi's eyes lit up: "Then, big brother, come to my house and let my father tell you."

San Lang: "..."

Xiaotuanzi: "Are you coming? Come on, my father's room is big, and so is the bed."

Shen Lang was embarrassed: "Nonsense."

Xiaotuanzi's eyes widened: "That's right, this is it. If you come to sleep with my dad, he will definitely tell you: "Nonsense, go to sleep, don't mess around!"

San Lang: "???"

Xiaotuanzi: "Ho ho ho, the expression is scary."

Shen Lang shivered: "..."

WTF?

It's a bit evil, what did this kid see?

Just, just, unintentionally, imitating grown-ups?

The weather is so good, who am I, where am I, I have been hiding in the closet for so many years, why do I have to deal with a kid here?

This is actually a kind of practice.

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