My little dad, you can't afford to mess with me

In fact, when he came to the kindergarten to deliver milk this afternoon, Shen Lang stayed in the small cafeteria and helped his aunt stock up.In order to avoid affecting children's learning, as an outsider, he rarely enters the teaching area.

Unless it is a last resort.

For example, the children have too much energy, they do things together, and there are some problems that even the preschool teachers with active sperm cells all over the body can't solve-

It was started by a brat named Ying Jialin.

Boys have always been cheerful and down-to-earth, and their favorite elements are many and messy, but since Ying Baoer went to watch an Ultraman reality stage show in the aquarium, she bought a set of peripheral clothes, and after putting them on, she started to play a scorpion. The class showed off a lot, so the sunflower class started Ultraman's costumes.

The kids clamored for it when they got home, and the parents were used to it, so they linked up in the WeChat group, and immediately a mother bought more than [-] pieces of Ultraman's small sportswear, and the whole class of boys got a share.

In the circle of baby girls, "Harry Potter" has been popular for many years. The group of fans is quite mature. The beliefs in the world make the girls very proud and have a sense of superiority. They usually carry them and feel that they have taste , stylish and disciplined.

The girls were enlightened early, thinking that the noble and proud magician is shining, and Ultraman is too rough, the behavior of beating little monsters is not gentlemanly, not handsome, and that not very good-looking face, only the one in the movie Bad people look like that, right?

In addition, Teacher Xiao Zhang told everyone a German fairy tale "Little Witch", and the baby girls were completely obsessed with magic hats and big brooms. They chanted a spell and danced in capes.

This afternoon, Cambridge International Kindergarten, Sunflower Class.

"Go forward, towards the end of the galaxy, Otto's eyes are shining!"

On the right side of the classroom, the boys are all dressed in uniform, posing in classic poses, and walking neatly, like bulldozers, heading straight for the witch base of the girls.

It directly crushed the girl's magic area into ruins.

Tangtang sitting on the ground drawing: "..."

Since the parent-child sports meeting, she has been accepted and loved by the cute babies in the class. Now she is the most sought-after skilled craftsman in the class, because she is the best at drawing, has a soft personality, obeys instructions, and can make many beautiful ones for everyone. props.

The little leader of Ultraman is the baby boy named Ying Jialin, the second child spoiled by his parents. He has a very white head and a tiger brain. He fell down and got up to continue playing.

Ying Jialin's greatest hobby is to draw girls into his camp. The girls play house there. As soon as the pots and pans are set up, they will be destroyed by the Ultraman army.

Ying Jialin led his subordinates, fully armed and majestic, kicked open the small door of the pretend props, with a righteous face, and said loudly: You have monsters here, we are going to fight!Go out and run for your life!

Ying Bao'er walked up to Tangtang and said, "Tangtang, come here, come with me to conquer the universe, I will give you a big sword."

Tangtang looked up at him, started to tidy up the kicked paintbrushes, and whispered: "I don't play with that anymore, it's fake, I still want to make a magic hat."

Ying Jialin was stunned: "Who, who said that, people who know magic are fake."

"You're talking nonsense!" The leader of the little witch is class monitor Ning Roujia, she stood in front, "Only children play Ultraman, right? It's a toy, what's so fun about it? After we become magicians, we can play Ultraman." Fly to the sky!"

"No, it's not fake, Ultraman is real, I talked to him," Ying Jialin lowered his head and explained, staring at Tangtang who ignored him, feeling a little anxious.

Suddenly remembered something, Ying Baoer ran to her closet with short legs, found a photo in her schoolbag, and ran back in a hurry.

Ying Jialin: "Tangtang, look, I took pictures with Ultraman! I have photo evidence, Ning Roujia and the others, do you have any pictures taken with the magician?"

Only then did Tangtang raise her head, looked at Ying Jialin, and then looked at his hand.

Xiaotuanzi's eyes widened.

It's really Ultraman, exactly the same as on TV, with Ying Jialin still in his arms.

Tangtang nodded to Jialin as if confirming, looked away, looked at Ning Roujia in confusion, and muttered softly: "Jiajia, he has a photo."

"I, anyway, I..." Ning Roujia pursed her lips, looked around at the girls blankly, and everyone shook their heads together.

Baby boy: "Look, that's right, the magician is fake!!"

Baby girl: "No, Ultraman is fake!"

Ying Jialin snorted proudly, "Tangtang, the Ultraman is real, the magician is fake, I have seen the real Ultraman, have you seen the real magician?"

Tangtang choked up a little, and said honestly: "No."

Ying Jialin stepped forward and pulled her arm: "Then come here and play with me."

The classroom floor was slippery, Tangtang was sitting, was dragged out half a meter, shed a stream of tears: "...I, hiccup, I don't..."

Ning Roujia became anxious: "Da Lin, you are shameless, you bully girls!"

Ying Jialin looked confused, holding Tangtang's hand, "I don't."

"That's it! That's it! Tangtang is crying!"

"No, I didn't bully her."

"That's right, you guys are shameless and bullying girls!"

"No, no, we didn't bully, just say magician, it's fake..."

"It's not fake! It's real! There are so many foreign countries!"

"That's right, it's fake! That's making a movie!"

As a result, the babies on both sides started arguing, and then the whole corridor was full of magic sounds, and they couldn't hear what was going on in the classroom. Except for crying, it was "true", "false", "yes", "no".

"So, they were all like this all afternoon?"

When Shan Lang finished counting the drinks in the small cafeteria and was about to leave, Teacher Xiao Zhang found him in a hurry and took him to the door of the Sunflower class.

Teacher Xiao Zhang explained: "I went to the principal for help, and she said that you are here, and she suggested that I come to you."

Can Lang couldn't laugh or cry: "Looking for me? I'm neither a kindergarten teacher nor a father before."

At this moment, the two stood in the corridor, looking into the classroom through the glass.

"Idiot, have you ever seen someone fly on a broom?"

"You are the idiot. Magicians can turn into pigeons, and they can also turn people into nothingness."

"My dad said it was a magic show, not magic!"

"Idiot, don't even know that, idiot."

The male babies were arrogant, destroying the small magic props in the classroom, making noise, booing, making trouble, and mocking.

The baby girls were chomping, all dressed in uniform, wearing pointed magic hats and magic cloaks.The first row of loli is in charge of riding a broom, ready to take off at any time; the second row of loli is in charge of staring at the torn colored paper, casting spells with their eyes.

Tangtang was standing in the corner, with traces of crying on her face, holding a silver magic wand, pointing at a bottle of Coke, without moving.

This is what San Lang saw through the door glass.

"I remember when I was a child, I saw a Santa Claus on the street. I chased him very far, until I saw Santa Claus took off his white beard, revealing the face of a little brother. Until then, I didn't know Christmas. Elderly people don’t exist, and when I burst into tears at that time, I was so devastated, and I still remember it vividly, and I was sad for half a year.” Shen Lang said.

The scene in front of him reminded him of his childhood, and he couldn't help but feel moved. After hesitating, he asked, "Mr. Zhang, let's pretend to be a magician and show it to the children?"

"I tried it, but it didn't work at all. I asked Director Zhao, who doesn't show up very much, to put him in a magician's clothes, and the children ignored him at all." Teacher Xiao Zhang looked sad, "The other children are fine, tired I know to rest for a while, but Tangtang is holding the magic wand like this, and has been motionless for two hours. As soon as I hug her, she sheds tears, doesn't make noise, doesn't talk, doesn't cry, just can't stop She shed tears, it was so distressing to watch, I tried everything I could to lure her with food and drink, but it didn't work, I really had no choice..."

Shen Lang looked at the child's trembling little arms, and sighed: "I tried my best to prove what I like and believe in, but in the end I found it was still not working, so Xiaotuanzi must be very sad."

Teacher Xiao Zhang was very discouraged, she felt that she was a failed preschool teacher: "I dare not enter the house now, because I am afraid they will ask me 'really or not' again, if I tell the truth to the children, it will definitely hurt their hearts, right? If they want to see a magician fly to the sky on a broomstick, no one in the kindergarten can do it, right?"

"Hey, it's useless for you to look at me that way. I don't know how to ride a broom, but it doesn't matter." Shen Lang smiled and turned to walk up the stairs. "Is Teacher Li in the nature classroom? I'll ask him to borrow something." .”

"Here, or in the office on the third floor." Teacher Xiao Zhang was afraid that he would leave, so he hurriedly asked, "Brother Shen, when are you coming back?"

"Get something from the car, 10 minutes."

"Good afternoon, little ones, I heard that someone wants to see me?"

Shen Lang wore a magic cloak and appeared out of nowhere, and was already standing at the door of the classroom when he found it.

"Big brother!"

As soon as Tangtang saw San Lang, she finally put down her little arm holding the magic wand, ran to San Lang's side, raised her head and sobbed, "We're learning... hiccup, learning magic."

Ning Roujia was still riding on the broomstick: "I will definitely fly!"

The boys laughed loudly: "Big idiot, that's fake."

The girls retorted: "It's not fake! It's not fake!"

An extra adult participated, and the classroom was in chaos again. San Lang's ears were buzzing, he rubbed his forehead, and looked down to see Tangtang looking at him with questioning eyes: "Big brother, he, they said... ..."

San Lang patted her head, "I already know about it."

Ying Jialin waved the big sword and walked up to Shen Lang.

The boy only worships two people in his life, one is the strong man he believes, and the other is his father.Ever since seeing San Lang's strength in the last sports meeting, Ying Baoer has trusted him a lot.

"Stop arguing! Let the big brother talk!"

Ying Jialin's organizational skills are very good. With a wave of his arm, the boys quiet down.

Ying Baoer looked up at Shen Lang, and said in the tone of a man talking to a man: "You tell me, but you have to tell the truth. Tell them, the magician, is it fake?"

Ning Roujia came over on a broomstick: "It's not fake, big brother, after I learn it later, I can fly tomorrow!"

Shen Lang was disturbed in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face. The current situation could only show bad acting skills.

He looked at Ning Roujia with disdain, "Fly? Little thing, do you want to fly? How is it possible? You're riding this broken thing from the kindergarten, and you want to fly into the sky right now?"

Ning Baoer was dumbfounded: "..."

Before the cute babies came back to their senses, San Lang walked slowly into the classroom, looking at the cute girls who had worked hard all afternoon: "Little guy, are you kidding me, trying to turn the rotten paper back to its original state?" , magic trick?"

The cute girls were collectively shocked, "..."

Shen Lang walked around the room, attracting the attention of all the children, and quickly gave Mr. Zhang a wink.

Teacher Xiao Zhang looked worried. This is too risky. Didn’t we all discuss it in the corridor just now, we can’t tell the truth to the children, and we want to leave a good childhood memory for the children.

San Lang turned around and walked up to Tangtang: "And you, Shang Tangtang, you tell big brother, you really, believe it from the bottom of your heart, believe that if you stand here for two hours, you can make a bottle of water disappear ? Do you really believe you can do it?"

"I, I..." Xiaotuanzi was quiet, and suddenly showed a face that had been struck by lightning, and finally cried out: "Woo, ah ah ah, big brother, I... will never be with you again So annoying, hiccup, ah ah ah..."

Shen Lang slapped his hands and said loudly, "Children, let's face reality."

Cute girls: "..."

The hearts of the lolis are broken at this time.

Seeing that Tangtang was crying so sad, one by one was infected, and just about to have a group cry together——

With his hands behind his back, Shen Lang sternly taunted loudly, "How old are you little brats? If you want to learn such a difficult knowledge in just one day, wouldn't you be a magician flying all over the sky?"

Cute girls: "..."

This, what does this mean?

"Do you think that becoming a great magician is so easy? Successful people in every profession in the world have gone through decades of hard work to achieve their goals and ideals bit by bit. Those powerful seniors are older than your grandparents. They have been working hard for their beliefs all their lives. They believe in themselves, never give up, and never cry!

"You little puddings, look for yourself, are you crying like this? You, and you, are crying like little cats. You are so eager to express yourself, but when you are ridiculed by others, your heart In fact, it has been shaken, right?

"The mother-in-law of the garden director is very sad to see you like this. My eldest brother, I have learned from the mother-in-law of the garden for 20 years, and I still can't ride a broom. At best, I can only learn a little bit, and I am very satisfied. ..."

All the children were stunned: "Big brother... yes, a demon, a magician?"

Shen Lang smiled, "Guess?"

"Yuan, mother-in-law, can you fly on a broom?"

"Who knows?" There was a trace of mystery in Shen Lang's eyes, "Think about it, on the street, who has seen the mother-in-law of the garden director walking on the main road? When you do something wrong, is the mother-in-law the director? Every time you know at the first time, and then tell your parents? Mother-in-law never plays with you, how does she know?"

"...Grandma, she is flying in the sky!?"

Thinking of the mother-in-law of the garden principal who always complained to Ying's father, Ying Jialin panicked. While pointing at Shen Lang with a sword, he looked up and felt guilty: "I, I don't believe it, you are lying!"

"It's up to you, it doesn't matter what other people say. Magicians believe in their ideals and never care about others' doubts."

The corners of Shen Lang's lips smiled inadvertently, his whole demeanor changed, exuding a mysterious atmosphere, he sat on the children's chair in the middle of the classroom, and picked up a bottle of drink from the small table.

It was a bottle of Coke that Tangtang had been pointing at with a magic wand before.

"I came here today because I just sensed that a child was very sad just now and really wanted to see me. Because I like honest, hard-working, and hard-working babies, I rushed here without even taking a sip of water. If I can A bottle of Sprite would be nice."

While talking, he played with the Coke bottle, glanced at it with disgust, and shook it gently and rhythmically.

There was silence in the classroom for a while.

At first no one noticed.

Gradually, the expressions of the children began to change, from stunned, to surprised, to excited and incredible.

I saw with my own eyes that the bottle of Coke in the elder brother's hand slowly changed from brown to white.

White? !

Transparent! ! !

Cute babies: "?????????????"

Suddenly, there was chaos in the classroom.

"Ah, Coke has turned into Sprite!!!"

"...Big brother...really...a magician?!"

"Really, there is magic, big brother is a magician!"

The cute girls opened their eyes wide, and their small faces were still wet with tears, but they were full of longing and hope.

magician.

magician.

There is really magic, and Mom and Dad didn't lie to me.

Really, I saw it, a magician who knows magic.

Shen Lang glanced at the masterpiece in his hand with satisfaction, and looked at the cute babies with a smile.

The innocent smiling face is really healing.

"Thank you for your cooperation," San Lang asked in the corridor, "Is the bottle of potion poured?"

"It's been poured out. While the children are around you, I exchanged it for a bottle of real Sprite. They are sharing it together. Thanks to you for diverting their attention."

Teacher Xiao Zhang smiled shyly. She just secretly replaced the bottle of Coke on the table with a bottle of potion made by Shen Lang, and then replaced it with real Sprite, but she was still very curious:

"Brother Shen, you are, how did you do it?"

"Middle school chemistry, you must know," Shen Lang smiled, "Distilled water, alcohol, and iodine tablets, make an iodine solution with the same color as Coke in proportion, put some baking soda powder in the bottle cap, and stick it with glutinous rice paper. Be careful not to leak. When the time comes, shake it, the glutinous rice paper will melt, and the redox reaction between baking soda and iodine will remove the color of the iodine solution.”

Teacher Xiao Zhang tilted his head: "Really, I have no impression at all."

"Remember not to give the child to drink, remember," said San Lang, "school is over soon, you go back to the classroom, say something to motivate the child, establish ideals, and keep working hard. It will probably be better if you guide it correctly. I will wait here for a while Well, if Sugar Daddy doesn't come, I'll take her to the cafeteria to have something to eat, she'll be starving after a whole afternoon."

"Thanks to you today." Teacher Xiao Zhang sized up and down Shen Lang who was wearing a magician's cloak, and said with a smile, "Speaking of which, the headmaster really knows everything. How does she know that you can solve this problem? Even I You have to believe that the director is a magician."

The corner of Shen Lang's mouth twitched: "That old woman... is actually an old witch..."

"Brother Shen, look up," Teacher Xiao Zhang held up his mobile phone, and when he turned his head to look over, he snapped five consecutive photos, "Is it okay to post Weibo followers?"

San Lang shrugged indifferently, leaned against the corridor wall, and waited for Xiaotuanzi to leave school.

Teacher Xiao Zhang returned to the classroom, made a summary of the magician incident, guided and encouraged the children as Shen Lang suggested, and then asked the children to discuss together in small groups, and left a picture diary by the way Operation.

Then he sat on the side, edited a Weibo casually, selected a few satisfactory photos from the mobile phone gallery, and Aite sent a group of girlfriends with good looks, and posted a Jiugongge.

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It was dark and the bell rang.

This day after school, when the parents came to pick up the babies, they found that every cute baby was a little dazed.

Especially the little lolitas, they were wearing magic hats, standing in the corridor hand in hand, their fists clenched tightly, their eyes glowing, chattering excitedly, and adults couldn’t understand what they said a lot What are you talking about.The cute babies especially want to share their knowledge with their parents, but they don't have the ability to express clearly. Their little faces are flushed from the suffocation, and they are dancing with excitement.

Shang Yuxian still didn't come to pick up the child.

All the children in Sunflower’s small class were gone. Shen Lang opened the door and saw Xiao Tuanzi sitting in the small classroom, eagerly finishing homework. Teacher Xiao Zhang accompanied her as always, guiding her in a low voice, and writing to her what she didn’t know. Words, modify unsmooth sentences.

When we were children, we asked adults about some things, and the adults would always say that when you grow up, you will understand.

When we grow up, even if we still don't understand something, we won't ask adults anymore.

Maybe 30 years later, a kind and beautiful wife will find this graphic diary in a big dusty box, and when she opens her childhood memories, she will see such a page of colored paintings——

[When I was young, on my saddest day, I met a great magician who asked me: Do you really believe that you can do it? ]

This little thing that happened in kindergarten may remain in the children's memory forever, two years, five years...until they grow up, they will not forget it, those inspiring words of the big brother may change the life of a certain child lifetime--

When others laugh at you, do you shake in your heart?

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The author has something to say: Shen Lang pinched his waist: "Hahahaha, I am a great magician hidden in the kindergarten, mortals, kneel down and lick my shoes!"

Shang Yuxian held a thick book in his hand: "According to ancient legends, after becoming a magician at the age of 25, you must keep your body holy. The longer you stay holy, the more magic you use and the greater its power."

Shen Lang: "...don't want to be holy, okay?"

Shang Yuxian: "OK."

Shen Lang: "...the power...isn't that great?"

Shang Yuxian: "Big."

[The inspiration for riding a broom comes from the school dad. I don’t remember the lines, but I was very moved and smiled. It probably said, “How old are you, do you want to fly?” It’s not something that can be fooled in just one or two sentences, so I wrote it using a chemical method. If you have a baby, you can show it to your child. The baby will be very surprised hahaha. 】