My little dad, you can't afford to mess with me

Shen Lang pressed the cotton wool in his hand, got up and stood opposite Shang Yuxian.

The two men stood facing each other for a while.

Shen Lang thought about it for a while, wondering if he should thank his "best friend", he felt that the words were a bit light, and it seemed to be too much, but he didn't know what to say other than that, and finally blessed his heart, and said with a smile:

"Whenever you are free, come to the store for another meal. Bring your wife and children, and I will cook myself."

"..."

Shang Yuxian looked at him, the calmness he tried to maintain on his face was easily torn away, and he looked haggard for a moment, but he still didn't speak.

"Tired?" Shen Lang asked while holding back his cough.

Looking closely at Shang Yuxian's face, he couldn't see any clues, and he didn't know whether he agreed to the dinner appointment or not.

After a long time, the three of them all walked to the gate of the emergency room, and found that it was snowing heavily outside. Xiao Fang went to the east side of the compound to get the car, and the two of them stood by the revolving door and waited.

At this time, Shang Yuxian replied softly: "I'm tired."

The broken marriage he has been working hard to maintain, no matter how much his wife quarrels and yells, he never wants to let go, even if it's just for the children.But for some reason, the moment he mentioned her from the young man's mouth just now, he suddenly wanted to give up.

It can be considered over, Shang Yuxian thought.

When Shen Lang heard those two words, he couldn't help being stunned for a moment, and mysteriously tasted a kind of relief of "finally figured it out", mixed with an imperceptible trace of fatigue...fragility?

Have you encountered something unpleasant?

Being suppressed in the company?

It seems that not everyone in the social elite is competent.

For example, Xiao Fang still uses his mobile phone to deal with business after work. From the time we met to now, he has not put it down. His boss is really not a human being.

The car stopped not far from the door, and the two walked out of the revolving door. Shen Lang slowed down, opened his dry eyes, and looked at Shang Yuxian's tired face.

I'm used to seeing this man as a gentleman, polite, calm and reserved, and the sky is falling.

The sight in front of me makes me feel inexplicably...

It hurts a little.

The heart beat twice, San Lang came back to his senses, and hastily tapped on his chest.

"What?" Facing the wind and snow, Shang Yuxian turned his head sideways.

Shen Lang: "Arrhythmia."

"Is it urgent to take the medicine?" Shang Yuxian raised his hand and tucked his scarf.

Shen Lang buried his face: "Eighty percent."

Shang Yuxian stopped, frowned, and said in a calm voice, "The potion is flowing continuously, and I slowed it down for you three times on the way. Once you wake up, you tune it up. It's very disobedient, worse than Tangtang."

San Lang turned around and pulled his arm: "Yes, I was wrong, butler, next time I won't adjust it, just drink it."

"..."

Shang Yuxian was slightly startled, "You think I'm meddling?"

Shen Lang smiled: "Yes."

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Shen Lang: "??? No, not."

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Shen Lang: "Hey, just kidding."

Shang Yuxian: "..."

San Lang: "Speak."

Shang Yuxian: "..."

San Lang: "..."

coming.

finally come.

My heart hurts.

It's true that there is no genetics, the father is indifferent, and he doesn't even learn well with the children.

San Lang: "Hey, wait a minute."

Shang Yuxian: "..."

When the two came to the car, Can Lang couldn't bear it any longer, and grabbed his arm: "Wait a minute, old Shang, how could I dislike you? I'm so grateful for you hanging with me!"

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Shen Lang: "Talk, are you really angry? So mean?"

Shang Yuxian: "No."

Shen Lang became angry: "You still say you're not angry? Uncle, I'm a sick person, do you know that I'm chasing you to talk in the wind and snow, and you didn't respond at all!"

Shang Yuxian opened the car door and looked directly at him: "I reacted, I glared at you."

San Lang: "..."

Shen Lang froze in place, and was forced into the car by the other party.

Before he could move in the back seat, Shang Yuxian followed closely and got into the car.

"Wucao, wait a moment, uh, cough, crush me to death..." Shen Lang hummed in a muffled voice.

Shang Yuxian: "Go in."

"Really, I didn't go in, why worry?"

"cold."

"You don't go around that door to get in the car, you insist on sitting on someone?"

"Ah."

"........."

Forget it, my stomach is so uncomfortable, don't complain, I will be bald.

"..."

Assistant Fang stepped on the accelerator expressionlessly.

After moving around in the back seat for a long time, they finally sat down firmly. The two sweated a lot, looked at each other for a while, and couldn't help laughing at each other.

The car drove forward in the heavy snow at a slow speed, and was blocked for 10 minutes as soon as it left the hospital gate.

Just as I was about to turn onto the avenue, I encountered an oncoming car skidding and slid directly into the right lane.

Fang Tezhu quickly turned the steering wheel.

The car makes a sharp turn.

Shen Lang felt numb all over, and suddenly fell to the side, his face stuck on Shang Yuxian's shoulder, and his whole body threw himself on Shang Yuxian's chest, bumping into each other badly.

Shen Lang murmured and covered his face: "Bone Essence is reincarnated, he is covered in bones, his teeth almost fell out."

Shang Yuxian frowned, unbuttoned a button, and opened the collar of his shirt, but he couldn't see his collarbone.

There was a clear tooth mark, and San Lang saw it at a glance. The line of the neck and collarbone was too impactful, he lost his mind, and quickly lowered his head to avoid seeing: "That, the skin is broken."

Shang Yuxian thought he was blaming himself, and buttoned his collar again: "It's okay."

"Uh, my teeth are fine," San Lang licked his lips, "Go back and apply some iodophor."

Shang Yuxian: "Yes."

Looking at the drowsy young man beside him, Shang Yuxian thought distractedly, the relationship between people is really delicate, seven points of temperament, two parts of earthy nature, one part of personality, it is very complicated; only when the personalities match, can we hit it off at first sight , to intersect irreversibly.

I have a bad personality, and I have had difficulty making friends since I was a child, and I have only a handful of friends at my best.

It is not easy to meet people who are compatible.Don't turn against each other, don't care about spending money, don't care about status, don't gossip, kick when you're stupid, pull when you're in trouble, and hug when you're sad.When you are suffering from general malaise, the whole world is mocking you, only he is willing to accompany you to get drunk all night——

There are very few people who can meet these conditions and become "close friends" with themselves.

Humph.

The recruitment requirements of Century Hengshang are much higher than what the hell.

Completely ignored, any ghost requirements are reviewed and signed by themselves.

"What are you looking at, flowers are growing on my face?" San Lang wiped his face.

Shang Yuxian looked away from that unbelievably handsome face, "No, it's very interesting to suddenly think of 'best friend'."

"Are you kidding me? My old man is not serious. He made fun of us young people. Don't take it seriously." Shen Lang explained.

Shang Yuxian nodded slightly, but did not respond.

Kind of serious, he thought, kind of serious.

Shen Lang: "Speaking of which, the weather is too bad, the highway around the city is also closed, it is too difficult to drive to the second ring road, and there is no five-meter visibility, is it, Mr. Xiaofang?"

Xiao Fang: "About three meters."

Shen Lang glanced at Shang Yuxian, and muttered in a low voice: "So, I will be merciful, do good every day, and take you in. Who made you a good friend, and stay at my house tonight."

Shang Yuxian was taken aback when he heard the words, and frowned, "It's not very convenient."

"What's inconvenient, safety first. Don't even think about hotels with Samsung and above. There are no hotels nearby, and express hotels have to be driven far away. There are only small hotels, and there is one next to the hospital. It is said that the bathroom is shared outside the house and is not clean. , "San Lang said, "living in a shop is like traveling and staying in a homestay. My family has plenty of space."

Shang Yuxian smiled: "A day trip to the grocery store in a village house?"

Shen Lang glared: "What's wrong with the grocery store, I can tell you, don't look down on the grocery store in the shanty town, our house is a landmark building in Taohuali, if you take a taxi within the second ring road, just say the big department store on Sandao Street, The driver will never ask twice, he knows everything."

Shang Yuxian smiled: "Yes."

"My shop is a bit run-down, but it's clean and tidy, and there's no shortage of food and beds," Shen Lang said with a hoarse voice, "The house is empty, and the sheets and bedding are all changed by me before." The guest room has two single beds, like a standard room, you can sleep as you like, there is a wake-up call the next day, breakfast is provided, and you don’t need to check out at [-] o’clock; you won’t be charged for the rent, and the medical expenses just now are yours out."

Shang Yuxian: "Well, what else?"

Shen Lang: "Think about the driver, Xiao Fang, what do you think, driving late at night on a snowy day is terrible, right? Think about the child, I guess Tang Baoer is sleeping soundly in the old man's house, so don't wake the child up ..."

Shang Yuxian snorted: "Don't you think about it for me?"

Shen Lang thought for a while: "Didn't you say 'tired'?"

Shang Yuxian: "..."

Shen Lang: "Stop when you're tired, take a rest."

Shang Yuxian: "...um."

Shang Yuxian knew that the young man had a sore throat and a bad voice, but he didn't know what magical power was there. In the quiet car, the young man had a hoarse voice, which made it easy for people to listen to him and love to listen to him. Then, Willing to be persuaded by him.

In fact, the ups and downs in my heart have already been shaken.

Shang Yuxian squinted his eyes, and accurately captured some key points: "The sheets and quilts were changed before, when?"

Shen Lang blurted out: "When you whitewashed Tang Baoer."

"How did you know that I would stay overnight?" Shang Yuxian asked again.

Shen Lang was stunned: "...No, I don't know."

Shang Yuxian: "I didn't expect you to have such thoughts before eating..."

Shen Lang shivered: "???"

Hey, don't say that, it will be misleading.

Shang Yuxian showed no expression: "Since you want me to stay so much, it's fine."

Shen Lang was sweating all over: "It's not that I don't have it, it's the fault of the weather forecast. The old man watches the sky at night and counts..."

"Pinch your fingers and count?" Shang Yuxian lowered his face, tilted his head slightly, and looked out of the dark car window, "How high is the way to pinch out a close friend?"

Shen Lang was a little embarrassed: "I said it was a joke."

Shang Yuxian: "Really, you are the first person who dares to call me uncle, and then call me best friend."

Shen Lang wiped his face: "Really, it's just a title, a joke..."

Shang Yuxian: "Just kidding? You are the first person who asked me to accompany me to see a doctor in the middle of the night, and dared to ask me to bring tea and water."

Shen Lang: "...I thank you."

Shang Yuxian: "A thank you is enough? You are the first person who dares to put food in my bowl, and you have to eat it even if you are full."

Shen Lang: "...I'm sorry for you."

Shang Yuxian: "Well, I forgive you, after all, you are the first person to beg me to stay overnight."

Shen Lang: "?? Wait, wait a minute, I didn't..."

Shang Yuxian: "Best friend, you can easily take away someone else's first time by counting your fingers..."

"????? When did I take it?!"

Can't help screaming out.

"This is really not..."

I felt weak all over, and felt that I was burning to forty degrees.

The whole face was like a boiled kettle.

Life is too hard.

"Um……"

Shang Yuxian supported his forehead, suddenly shook his shoulders, and couldn't help laughing.

Shen Lang's eyes were red: "???????"

Shang Yuxian smiled with tears in his eyes: "Your reaction is so funny."

San Lang: "..."

Damn, did he steal something in the hospital?

This is such a gorgeous challenge.

Being able to keep chatting with this man until now is like running a marathon while vomiting blood.

Can Lang remembered that the uncle at the sports meeting was not good at speaking.

Because unfamiliar?

So, what about the acquaintance, how can it be so hurt after talking to him for a long time, and the person who lives with him, how strong a heart must be?

Amway's favorite things are like having a product launch meeting, can you still have a good chat?

After all, would anyone really fall in love with him?

Someone will live with him forever?

Hahaha oh my god, where do you find someone who loves him, lives with him, is teased by him, teased by him, bullied like a puppy without getting angry?god?Is it God?Only God can do it!

Shang Yuxian: "Little friend, pay attention to your expression, why are you so happy?"

Happy?

Am I happy when I step on a horse? Is this called stimulation? Did you make it up?

Shen Lang was top-heavy, and his cheeks were flushed: "Uncle, is it interesting for you to play with me like this, I am..."

"patient."

Shang Yuxian answered.

Pressing the slightly wet corners of his eyes, Shang Yuxian was still smiling when looking at the other party, he raised his hand and rubbed Shen Lang's hot forehead: "Okay, smile and relax, there will be work, My wife will have it too, kid, you are too worried, are you in a better mood?"

Be coaxed like a child.

Shen Lang froze: "..."

Lao Tzu's whole body is hard, and he hasn't been relieved at all, okay?

The heart almost jumped out.

This way you will get sick, feel distressed for a while and jump wildly for a while, shouldn't it be stopped after a while?

He also said that it was not revenge, but that you wanted to kill people to silence them.

Shang Yuxian: "What do you think?"

Shen Lang: "I'm thinking, when I have a chance in the future, when I meet your lover, the person who can spend the rest of my life with you, please let me meet him once, and let me respect him face to face."

Shang Yuxian: "..."

There was silence in the car for a while.

Two men, one is unsatisfactory, and the other doesn't take off his armor easily.

Rare, meet unexpectedly, you come and go, gag, not serious at all.

The snow will stop, and tomorrow the sun will rise as usual.

Always leave.

"Okay, let's sleep for a while." The topic was avoided again, and he put the young man's head on his shoulder, "I'll call you when we arrive."

Driver Xiao Fang: "..."

What happened to the déjà vu of the couple quarreling just now?

Assistant Fang remained expressionless and kept his eyes fixed. He didn't make a sound from the beginning to the end, as if the whole person was a little bit Fang and nothing happened.

Let's not talk about what happened later.

Because of the traffic jam for 10 minutes, and then on the way back to the grocery store, Shen Lang became delirious again and suffered from obsessive-compulsive amnesia.

Not long after, Shen Lang opened Xiaotuanzi's graphic diary, and the grades on a few pages were not very good, so he got a perfunctory little red flower. Teacher Xiao Zhang didn't even write a comment, and the small box of the teacher's message was full of It's an ellipsis, dot dot, dot dot, dot.

This is how Tangtang draws——

P1: Yesterday, my dad and I went to sleep at my elder brother's house!Zuzu treats me so well!Tangtang likes big brother the most!This is big brother and dad love!Tangtang will bring her father to marry her big brother in the future!

P2: But, at night, my eldest brother fell ill, and my father accompanied him to the hospital for an injection. My eldest brother was too uncomfortable, and he didn't sleep well, and his father's suit was stained.

P3: When I came back, in the car, my father and my elder brother were next to each other. Because my father bullied him, my elder brother was very angry.Later, the eldest brother couldn't sleep well in the car, so my father wanted to hug him. The eldest brother looked up at his father, and then vomited all over his body.

The author has something to say: Shang Yuxian: "I didn't expect you to have such thoughts about me before the meal..."

San Lang: "Hmph."

Four meals a day, morning, noon and night snacks, really fragrant.